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Romance / Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by dequeenishere: 9:56am On Apr 01, 2020
���chai guys no get chill sha oo, see as them dey attack this guy for being romantic. This shear jealousy and frustration.
My guy u do well jare , don't mind them. You girl will actually be very happy and proud of you _if she appreciates romance sha.
Family / Re: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by dequeenishere: 10:58pm On Mar 31, 2020
Pls don't keep quiet, that's a very bad act. Talk to ur brother and make it clear to him dt what he is doing is bad. If he doesn't listen and ur mum is someone dt can handle such issue without making trouble, then confide in her.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Great Work-from-home Jobs You Can Do While Job Hunting by dequeenishere: 4:06pm On Mar 30, 2020
Am interested in the call center agent. Where can I search for such job.
Politics / Re: Senators Worried Over COVID-19 Status Of 35 Colleagues by dequeenishere: 11:14am On Mar 24, 2020
What is actually wrong with Nigerian people? Hw can law makers be disobedient to same law they made or to directives dt will save their lives and dt of others. This really beyond selfishness; it's stupidity.
Health / Re: My Experience Trying To Get Tested For Covid-19 In Lagos by dequeenishere: 12:32pm On Mar 23, 2020
In going around the hospital, u may even land yourself in d trouble of the virus. Hospital is a very dangerous place to go nw. Pls go home and wait till after the pandemic _ that's if u ar lucky enough to survive it_ not wishing you bad though �

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Health / Re: Edo Records First Coronavirus Case: 35 Cases Now Confirmed In Nigeria by dequeenishere: 10:55am On Mar 23, 2020
My ppl life is per head oo and it doesn't hv duplicates , don't wait until u ar forced before u do d right thing. Stay home & stay clean. If ur children come back from school, pls understand dt they where nt sent home just for break, it is for their safety and so u must make them stay home and maintain social distance nt play around . Engage them in indoor activities. Remember, this is nt the time to travel to d village so dt our parents and grannies will stay safe. Use ur sense ooo, it may be far more than the numbers we are being told and it is on the streets. Stay home if it's nt urgent.

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Health / Re: Edo Records First Coronavirus Case: 35 Cases Now Confirmed In Nigeria by dequeenishere: 10:38am On Mar 23, 2020
davodyguy:
1 death please

35 cases

32 active in Hospitals now
2 discharged
1 death
35 in total
How did u come about ur statistics?

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Family / Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by dequeenishere: 9:24am On Aug 14, 2019
[��� this guy ar u sure u will make heaven? U ar just too raw. Like u though. quqote author=NwaAmaikpe post=81152076] shocked



Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
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Crime / Re: I Started Having Threesomes At Age 3 - Doctor Narrates Sexual Abuse Ordeal by dequeenishere: 8:51pm On Jul 02, 2019
The fact is dt male children ar molested far more often than the girls. House helps, mummy's friends, relatives all use these innocent boys to satisfy their sex urge. But because there is know Easy way to find out, unlike in the case of girls, no one gets to know about dt but the picture sticks on the boys memory and hunt him for a very long time.

More so, the society we ar in doesn't believe dt boys can be raped. We believe dt male enjoys any kind of sex. But dts not true, some sexual activities ar disgusting and give someone goose bumps each time they come to mind , male or female alike.
Pls don't live ur small boys with ppl anyhow. A lot can be done with their dick, as small as it make appear to be.
#saynotochildmolestation-girl&boyalike

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Crime / Re: If A Handsome Guy Like Pastor Biodun Rapes My Daughter, I'll Buy Him Drink- Lady by dequeenishere: 4:30pm On Jul 02, 2019
In as much as this COZA rape thing is somehow to me , Rape is a serious issue and shouldn't be joked with. Nobody deserves to be raped, and nobody is worthy to rape. This statement shouldn't be coming from a mother.., a woman or even anybody. It's really a shameful statement .
Religion / Re: Cancelled Wedding In Bayelsa: Deeper Life Reacts After Suspending Couple by dequeenishere: 9:32am On Jun 11, 2019
Since they ar in a haste to enjoy marital benefits, wouldn't it have been better to wed them Sharp Sharp so they can officially start their marriage and nt commit more sin? Because they may start lying or even have abortion when something happens, just to cover up. And i thing that will be more sins. MY HUMBLE THOUGHT though�� what do i know sef.
Religion / Re: Seminarian Onyekachukwu Martins Converts Nonbelievers To Christians In Akwa Ibom by dequeenishere: 9:12am On Jun 11, 2019
Today, the Holy Spirit said; “Set apart for me Barnabas and Saul for the work to which i have called them (Acts 13 : 2). This is the call of the apostles and it's good to know that someone is really working on the call.
Good bless u bro.
Family / Re: Help !! My Wife Removes Her Ring Anytime We Have A Quarrel by dequeenishere: 12:36am On Jun 01, 2018
To me, I feel she is really nt committed to the marriage vows . She thinks the marriage is urs and dts y she wants to punish with dt. Though dt could be because she is really nt mature enough to know what marriage really is. On the other hand, u guys should work on understanding each other better so as to avoid the occasion of constant issues.
Politics / Re: Omokri Slams Father Mbaka Over Herdsmen Killings, Buhari’s Stand On Abacha by dequeenishere: 9:11am On May 25, 2018
Obviously u ppl don't follow Mbaka. Listen to his talk ' Change or u will be changed. He highlighted all Buhari's misdeeds in it. He stands for the truth.
Politics / Re: See How Enugu State Wellcomed Vice President Osinbajo by dequeenishere: 7:52am On May 19, 2018
Ibrofem:
Failed state undecided undecided
Shebi u know the definition of failure sha. Ode!

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Travel / Re: Fg Flags Off Rehabilitation Of Lagos/Ota/Abeokuta Expeessway. by dequeenishere: 10:07am On May 17, 2018
This road has been under construction since last year. What are they flagging off again?
Politics / Re: Enugu State Building 5 Fire Stations Across The 3 Senatorial Districts by dequeenishere: 11:17pm On Apr 29, 2018
Waw! Impressive! Thank God my ppl (Enugu- Ezike ) benefitted. Ugwanyi u will go again and again. Ochili mma ga achi ugboro nabo!

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Who Slept With Ex-Boyfriend During Pregnancy Lands In 'Trouble' by dequeenishere: 10:15am On Apr 27, 2018
Khd95:
She is home, I just pity the husband


Why some women get dry okro as brain na, u forgave ur ex and had sense with him while u was three month pregnant and married to another man



This English though�
Celebrities / Re: Alex Replies A Non-Fan Who Said Her Parents Are Very Poor by dequeenishere: 8:55am On Apr 27, 2018
Alex was the only real character in dt house. She is so open and lively. That person is just hating for nothing. Don't mind them my sister. Focus on where u are going nt where u are coming from. NSK for life!

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Family / Re: Lady Celebrates Married Girlfriend Who Is About To Start Cheating by dequeenishere: 10:43am On Apr 26, 2018
This kind of friend is not good for a married woman. She will eventually land u in trouble and scatter ur home because she wants u back to the streets.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Tobi And Cee-C Finally Reconcile, Hang Out Together (Photos) by dequeenishere: 11:02pm On Apr 25, 2018
I said it before dt she lost her nuts when she felt she had lost Tobi. She likes Tobi but insecurity was her problem .

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Family / Re: Woman Throws Party For Husband After He Married A New Wife (pics) by dequeenishere: 9:12pm On Apr 25, 2018
Hmmmm I can't judge oo but I will advice the second wife to be cautious. U never can tell if its real or with ulterior motive
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu: "Fayose Hid In My House For 90 Days In 2003, Obasanjo Killed Many" by dequeenishere: 9:01pm On Apr 25, 2018
Does politics also make adults to behave like kids? Nigeria politicians are just irresponsible .
Health / Re: Man All Smiles After Removal Of Huge Tumor On His Face After 15 Years. Photos by dequeenishere: 7:55pm On Apr 25, 2018
This is good. Thank God for him

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Celebrities / Re: Miracle, Nina, Tobi, CeeC, Rico Swavey And Alex Visit Payporte by dequeenishere: 7:43pm On Apr 25, 2018
Is it not time these guys go back to their duty posts or were they jobless before this show?

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Celebrities / Re: "Give Me A Wife Like CeeC, Oh God" - Man Prays Fervently by dequeenishere: 7:29pm On Apr 25, 2018
But Cee C is available na. Why pray for her like when she is there. Go marry her straight away. But don't complain oo.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye To SARS: "I Will Kill Myself And Put You People In Trouble" by dequeenishere: 7:21pm On Apr 25, 2018
So this one too is a law maker? I weep for Nigeria�
Properties / Re: 100 Houses Destroyed By Rain In Enugu State. Photos by dequeenishere: 11:36am On Apr 25, 2018
Thank God there was no loss of life.
Crime / Re: Release Me And I'll Turn A Pastor, Says Teenage Student Robber Caught With Guns by dequeenishere: 11:21am On Apr 25, 2018
Whatever gave him the impression that becoming a pastor is synonymous to repentance is fooling him. Ur kind of pastor will be worse than a highway Robber . So chill in there and repent first then wait for God to call u before you call urself.

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Religion / Re: "We're Going To See Jesus!!!"-mother Who Set Car On Fire With 3 Daughters Inside by dequeenishere: 11:12am On Apr 25, 2018
It shouldn't hv been in the region section. The woman is simply going insane and insanity is nt religion. Anyway, thank God the innocent children were safe.
Romance / Re: Stop Seducing Me,My Body Is Not Yours! by dequeenishere: 11:03am On Apr 25, 2018
This days women dress to slay but woo to that man dt will allow himself to be slain . Self control is d key.

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Crime / Re: St. Ignatius Catholic Church, Benue Where Fulani Herdsmen Killed Worshipers by dequeenishere: 10:10am On Apr 25, 2018
This is just too bad. To think that this country is not safe for any living thing is so frightening. May God accept the soul of the faithful departed and restore peace of mind to the living.

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