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Family › Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by descarado: 4:35pm On Nov 15, 2021
1Sharon:
Lol. Yet it's mainly Christians that complain about being possessed, spiritual attack, witches and demons etc

while free thinkers are busy living their life.

Why is it mainly Christians that complain about demonic possession?
Any problem we don't know the solution is spiritual attack.

No wonder pastors have so much money.

Fear of the unknown, eg death and poverty is the greatest mind control mechanism known to man.
Family › Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by descarado: 4:28pm On Nov 15, 2021
Rydermaverick:
Did you ever witness it?
And why is this story of corpse moving around only heard in Africa?
.not all parts of Africa.


If you watch some period dramas( historical) of Asian countries, you will see stuffs like this. But they are very quick to label them fantasy dramas.
Cos govt can call u out for explanation and proof that it happened.

We are in the stage where science and tech are clashing with religion and culture.
From the look of things, science is winning here as people are questioning some beliefs and traditions of man.last 5 yrs, more people would have believed this.
We are progressing.

I even heard that some will die, go and start living I another country. If u see and recognise them, they will disappear cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by descarado: 4:22pm On Nov 15, 2021
1Sharon:
Does this happen in western mortuaries or should I just keep quiet?
.only in Nigeria.

You are going too far.
Wonder why medical students and their teachers haven't witnessed any of this in our universities cheesy
Family › Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by descarado: 4:20pm On Nov 15, 2021
Christabelluv1:
Such things happens
I remember last month that my mom went to see my grandmothers corpse at the mortuary she was told to bring what her mother likes eating while alive. I was like does the dead feed, still wondering
Your mum just donated free gifts to the attendants grin
Politics › Re: Malami Denies Knowing Lawrence Ajodo Who Raided Justice Odili’s House by descarado: 12:40pm On Nov 15, 2021
Racoon:
The AGF can't escape this one.Imagine the lame damage control he has been making to wriggle out of the mess. The regime have made chronic lying an official policy of government.
Read SAN is building strong case against him to remove the SAN title from him.
Is this true?
Politics › Re: Update on developments in Anambra state-photos by descarado: 12:35pm On Nov 15, 2021
Landmack:
We have no rural areas in Anambra any more. Are u surprised?

Like I told someone,if we could have our roads well paved...then we are good.

Anambra has no rural areas anymore..development is at fast rate. Villages have become towns...towns will gradually metamorphose into cities.

Gradually!
Do we have pipe born water? Nil
What is development without water and good coordinated public transport system.

Transportation system in Nigeria sucks especially in igboland. If govt decides not to construct intercity rails, we can build tram. It's cheap to maintain and faster means of transportation.
The world is busy going green. Let's join them. We don't have to be last always in the scheme of things in this world. We have the money and brain.
Mediocrity is what we term development.

If we want development, we should pursue development. Others will naturally follow.


Kaduna supplies Abuja water.
We have towns that can supply anambra water. Why are govt nonchalant about water supply please. For now, we know anambra can never get help from federal. Let's think within.
Good water equals good health. No more storing water inside containers thereby breeding mosquitos and other water born bacteria.
Politics › Re: Update on developments in Anambra state-photos by descarado: 12:20pm On Nov 15, 2021
Landmack:
We really need to do more on trees plantation in our state. No matter the beautiful edifices in our state built by our industrious sons and daughters...if trees ain’t sighted,then nothing beautiful has been built.

I read somewhere, somebody suggested this particular tree called African almond(pic below) to be introduced to our land for beautification and erosion control. It was suggested due to its fast growth rate..I think 2yrs max.

Pls this should be suggested to those in charge. We are really doing poorly on tree planting. The number of trees in Awka alone may not be up to 50. sad

Very possible
Trees are least of our problems.

Anambra state need pipe borne water. If there is something we lack in anambra, it's good water.
Eg, in isuofia soludo town, to dig borehole costs million cos the town is seated in Upper plane.
(Agba enu)
Only very rich individuals dig boreholes. Can't even count up to 8 in my town. Some were abandoned. Instead we dig underground tank. You guys know what I mean.
Very poor water quality and the olden days underground tank is still being used both by the rich and the poor

We need water more than electricity. Most of what we suffer is water born disease and it affects both the rich and the poor.
Soludo take note.
Election is over.

Awka is not the only town or city in anambra.
Others need face lift more than awka eg nnewi, nnobi and awkaetiti.

Ekwulobia has never been recognised by any govt.
My town has never ever had govt presence. Electricity in my village was brought in by the sons and daughters before I was born.
The general hospital was built by them.
That anambra people build their communities doesn't mean govt should be taking them for granted.
That's the main reason they hardly turn out to vote. What's the need when govt only remember them during voting.

and others who work for them, pls take note too.
Politics › Re: Meet Nonye Soludo, The Next Anambra First Lady by descarado: 10:38am On Nov 15, 2021
This team is hot.

Check out the deputy governor.

Don't know whom to pick between him and soludo.

As for nonye,she is mkpuru mma
Politics › Re: Andy Uba Moves Against Party Chiefs Over Campaign Funds by descarado: 9:03pm On Nov 14, 2021
That's what you see in business. Either you gain or you fail.

But, this man would have milked anambra dry.
Where did the billions come from?
No wonder they were busy killing and causing unrest all over anambra.

Pay your debt to your masters Andy. Agreement is agreement
Family › Re: Do Wives Owe Their Husband Sex ? by descarado: 7:34pm On Nov 14, 2021
Mbok. Men versus women of nairaland cheesy
Crime › Re: meth: Umudioka, Anambra Bans The Sales & Consumption Of Illicit Drugs by descarado:
garriAndsugar:
Like methamphetamine..(meth)
Seriously shocked shocked shocked

Nothing destroys youths like drugs. Not to talk of society where govt don't care
Family › Re: Her Parents Sponsored Our Wedding, Should I Be Worried. by descarado: 5:45pm On Nov 14, 2021
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Crime › Re: meth: Umudioka, Anambra Bans The Sales & Consumption Of Illicit Drugs by descarado: 5:29pm On Nov 14, 2021
garriAndsugar:
That dangerous mkpuru mmili should be destroyed before it destroys the youth..
Which one is mkpuru mmili?
As in hailstones shocked shocked
Family › Re: Her Parents Sponsored Our Wedding, Should I Be Worried. by descarado: 5:24pm On Nov 14, 2021
Oblongata:
If you married from South west, you have absolutely nothing to worry about! That is the way it is done culturally. The bride's family is supposed to foot the bill, and you are expected to take care of the traditional stuffs. That's the way of the Yorubas. Happy married life bro!
The problem isn't about culture or were it's done.
That's how it's done everywhere.
The problem is why he was cast aside in his own wedding?

Even if you want to sponsor my wedding with 10m, shouldn't I join in the planning?

Well, goodluck to you guys if it's how prospective inlaws are looked down on.
Family › Re: Her Parents Sponsored Our Wedding, Should I Be Worried. by descarado:
He is right to be worried.
I will be too.

I have seen rich parents help their sons inlaw.

They join heads together in the planning. They were all carried along. My guy was tossed by the side. It's humiliating and a slap on his pride.

We are so poor and money conscious we allow common sense flee cos we saw rich man and money. Everything he does no matter the strategy used is good.

He has a right of say in his own wedding.

The man wasn't being supportive.
Just carrying the traditional lavish wedding his kinds do so as to save face.

If he is really supportive, he should pay the same amount into his son in-laws account to help set him up to his standard.

Well, each mallam to his own kettle.
Health › Re: Nairalanders Help! Don't Know What Is Happening To My Skin! by descarado: 1:17pm On Nov 14, 2021
Angelfrost:
Nah... Eczema itches and usually comes as reddish patches.

This is excessive skin dryness and loss of melanin pigmentation. It is as a result of his skincare regimen!

I can almost bet he uses skin lightening soap and creams.

If he starts using something as natural and basic as Original local Shea Butter (Ori) and native soap, within a week it will be cleared off. cool

Sebamed, Cetaphil, E-45, and Aveeno products are specifically designed for such issues... Alas, they don't come cheap!!!
You are the only one who called it what it is.

He was using all these "tubes" and the likes littered in Nigerian markets to lighten his complexion.
Look at his vein.
He don't even need any cream, as soon as he discontinue, it will fade off.

It's extremely common.

He will even be smelling funny especially down there.

Women bleach for whatever reason but man, yuk
Celebrities › Re: Pero Adeniyi Sues Annie Idibia For ₦500 Million by descarado: 1:08pm On Nov 14, 2021
floss:
A piece of advice for any individual suing anyone, quote amount that you will receive while still alive especially when the offender doesn't earn much from his business or work....10billion for what ? She kill pesin ?
Lawsuit is dead on arrival.


She has boyfriend, why is the guy not proposing to her?
Abi the guy be chop and clean mouth?
Celebrities › Re: Pero Adeniyi Sues Annie Idibia For ₦500 Million by descarado: 1:03pm On Nov 14, 2021
Team polygamy is beau grin

Let them enjoy.

I ain't gonna marry a man I know that has a child with an unmarried baby mama lurking by the side.
Life is too short for long drama cos there must be drama.

They said marrying woman with baggage is bad omen.
Seems like it's the opposite.

And the man is still sowing seeds. Just that he uses raincoat this time.

If you look at him, he looked like buhari junior except the face, like he is breaking into 2.
Family › Re: How To Handle GF Or Wife That Likes Displaying Her Panties In Public by descarado: 11:44am On Nov 14, 2021
Nothing gives women thrush like g-string.

Don't see the beauty in it.
Your but hole is not breathing. Your pigeon hole the same.
You dangle butt outside like you are in your bedroom.
All are called women emancipation.

Make we kukuma go back to base.
100% unclothedness.
Family › Re: My Wife Prefers Staying At Home All Day Doing Nothing by descarado: 10:58am On Nov 14, 2021
Hullabaloon:
1. The way you concluded he forced her into the masters. Thats a ridiculous take.

2. As long as she's married, The two shall become one. Hence, whatever life she's stirring must be with the consent of her husband, or one which doesn't adversely affect the man. Another ridiculous take

3. A husband wants the wife to be productive and you call that meddling? A third ridiculous take.

4. But marriage also gives her the right to eat his money while idling around doing nothing? A fourth ridiculous take.
Close your mouth please. You make no sense
Politics › Re: Maazi Ogbonna Okoro Comes Under Heavy Fire After Kogi Igbo Research And Exposé by descarado: 10:57am On Nov 14, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
God bless MNK, he was the first to bring the world to notice of Igbos in kogi, Benue and Edo state.
Has nothing to do with kanu.
Maybe, the like of you and his other followers are just knowing.
Family › Re: An Igbo Marriage And Bride Price List Worth ₦1.187.000 (Photo) by descarado: 5:32pm On Nov 13, 2021
obyrich:
3 drums of kai kai? grin
Yep, we bought 3 drums. Don't know what they did with it. I suspected they sold them. Excluding other things. Extremely expensive and we didn't know if they cheated us or it was just their tradition. The babe didn't help matters.
Politics › Re: Adeyanju Deji Tells IPOB To Shutdown Southeast For 2 Weeks by descarado: 5:28pm On Nov 13, 2021
Have they recruited this one as their unknown gunmen and extrajudicial killing has been exposed?


Who is he by the way?
Nobody known to igbo people so his opinion doesn't count.
Family › Re: An Igbo Marriage And Bride Price List Worth ₦1.187.000 (Photo) by descarado: 5:21pm On Nov 13, 2021
obyrich:
Lol. But the writers of that list no try at all.
The list was highly inflated.

Nowadays people pay dowry, traditional and wedding on the same day.

Have you attended bayelsa or marriage in rivers state?
One drum of kaikai will buy all those things and you have to provide like 3 drums if you are a not from their place
Family › Re: An Igbo Marriage And Bride Price List Worth ₦1.187.000 (Photo) by descarado: 5:17pm On Nov 13, 2021
Steinmann:
Anybody can type any nonsense and present as marriage list.
The authentic ones bear the name of village,town and signature of community leaders.
You are true son of the soil.
Anambra election has ended,
Nairaland must have enough traffic to generate funds for the owners.
Any topic about Anambra is always hot cake.

Other State or tribe marry and have marriage lists but our own is always hot topic.
Family › Re: An Igbo Marriage And Bride Price List Worth ₦1.187.000 (Photo) by descarado: 5:12pm On Nov 13, 2021
obyrich:
My wife is from Anambra. This was the list her village people gave to me. I felt insulted by the scanty list. To shock you, my father-in-law insisted I do much less.
That's the official list.
And yes, a good father inlaw will insist you do less.


The rest na effizy.

How you portray yourself will show how you will be treated.
If you behave like omego 1, guys will do meeting for your head. Most young ladies want to show they caught big fish. The mumu man will want to represent big fish while dying inside.
After marriage, wife will become slave instead of partner.
Health › Re: Please Help, My Eye Is Swollen by descarado: 3:52pm On Nov 13, 2021
Sewasaunt:
Nigerians are really wonderful people.

You have eye issues, according to you, it is urgent.

Next thing, you are on Nairaland to ask?

It could be an infection, it could be an allergic reaction, the cause determines the treatment and trying random eye drops being suggested here may do more harm than good.

It is well
Poverty, its poverty cry
Health › Re: How Do You Take Your Pills? (Pictures) by descarado: 3:48pm On Nov 13, 2021
pocohantas:
Some of you are gross. shocked

What am I reading? Emptying the contents of a capsule?

Chewing drugs?

Abi is it me that doesn’t know the taste of drugs again?
Don't be surprised.
My kid don't know how to swallow drug.
Chewing all the way cheesy
Good for me grin
Politics › Re: Railway Workers To Embark On Three-Day Warning Strike by descarado: 12:46pm On Nov 13, 2021
Govt shouldn't involve herself in most the the things they have hands in.
That's for private sector. Govt will just have small percentage.
Family › Re: He's Hurting Because I'm Getting Married. by descarado: 10:52am On Nov 13, 2021
cardoctor:
Annanelle, you again?
Seems you know the babe?

I know it's cooked up but it's very relatable.
Family › Re: He's Hurting Because I'm Getting Married. by descarado: 10:49am On Nov 13, 2021
cococandy:
Lol. Did his wife ask you to help him?
Some of you are just funny.

Big brother ko.
If you want to help him, tell his wife what’s been going on. Let her handle it
There is something I have learnt over the cause of my journey on earth.
If a married man start coming close to me, helping me, acting like a big brother, I will want to see the picture of his wife or mum.
95% of the time, either I resemble the wife, mum or I have the mum's character.


I have asked a friend why this is so and till now, no answer. Its kinda a big weakness. And if you say no sex, they will agree as long as you are close to them.
Family › Re: He's Hurting Because I'm Getting Married. by descarado: 10:30am On Nov 13, 2021
Annabelle12344:
Yes. I was supposed to cut him off from the beginning if he's intention was defined. But he came in as a friend. Like a big bro Who is already married and happy. Who only wanted to guide and help me secure a job and a good life.
No man ever comes to a lady as a friend. The ultimate aim is to see your pant. You indulged and gave him hope.
Very wicked of you.

And the wife has been enduring.

The fact is, you ladies don't know when to draw the line cos of greed. If that man hasn't be helpful, you would have dumped his ass. Bestie my foot.

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