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Politics › Re: NUC Orders Closure Of Universities For Elections by DesChyko: 1:21pm On Feb 09, 2023
Obi Datti 2023.. We move!

Nigerian Students have insured their futures

Family › Re: My Mother In Law Is Faking Sickness So She Can Move In My House With Her Twins G by DesChyko: 12:15pm On Feb 09, 2023
Is there a guarantee that the 'serious sickness' will disappear if she comes to your house? You already have a stand and I applaud it

Since they are so interested in pushing the death agenda forward, remind them that the cost of moving a corpse home is #100k or even more. 😏
Politics › Re: Omokri: Obi Couldn't Reduce Poverty In Anambra Yet Wants To Reduce It Nationally by DesChyko: 10:11am On Feb 09, 2023
pquaver:
I have don my research..
Okay. Did you see the report concluded and released (while Obi was still a governor) after 4 years of Obi's tenure, by the Director of the National Poverty Eradication Programme (NAPEP), Dr. Magnus Kpakol, which showed that Anambra State had the lowest rate of poverty?

If you didn't, then what exactly were you researching?
Politics › Re: Omokri: Obi Couldn't Reduce Poverty In Anambra Yet Wants To Reduce It Nationally by DesChyko: 5:16am On Feb 09, 2023
pquaver:
Obi is already bound to fail.. So its only in federal capital that poverty can be reduced? I have been convinced no Obingo has sense...
I think he's a fool because he speaks out of ignorance. Don't be like Reno. Find out things for yourself; at least you did Research Work in the University (forgive me if you didn't attend 🙏🏾).
Celebrities › Re: If Not For Your Father, Who Knows You? - Peter Okoye Tells Seun Kuti by DesChyko: 10:50pm On Feb 08, 2023
omonnakoda:
Your father is empty and will did empty
That same emptiness you will inherit and it will never leave your house
And what would an ignorant know about being empty?

He who does not know and does not know that he does not know is a fool.

I would have wished you to get well soon, but that'll be a waste. I think your ignorance is 'follow come' ✌️
Phones › Re: A New Scam In Town That Targets Your Bank Account by DesChyko: 10:38pm On Feb 08, 2023
Hmmmm
Celebrities › Re: If Not For Your Father, Who Knows You? - Peter Okoye Tells Seun Kuti by DesChyko: 10:34pm On Feb 08, 2023
omonnakoda:
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Was your mother his accountant ?
How many houses did Fela own?
Understand that you're an empty vessel and stop making noise abeg. It's only an ignorant that can call Fela an average person by any measure.
Celebrities › Re: If Not For Your Father, Who Knows You? - Peter Okoye Tells Seun Kuti by DesChyko: 10:12pm On Feb 08, 2023
omonnakoda:
Fela was not rich...
The very first sentence is an ignorant take🤦🏾‍♂️

Someone who was easily worth over a million dollars in the 90s is not rich? God abeg.
Celebrities › Re: If Not For Your Father, Who Knows You? - Peter Okoye Tells Seun Kuti by DesChyko: 3:33pm On Feb 08, 2023
Afamed:
At least, seun Father is known. Who is P- Square father?
Of what importance is knowing the father if you know the child?

E good to get sense o🤔
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Landlord Palava ( Tricky Calculation) by DesChyko: 9:41am On Feb 08, 2023
A year is 365 days mostly. Count 365 days from when you paid and that's when your rent expires.

Hope this helps.
Romance › Re: Why I Like Patronizing The Mallams/aboki's Shop. by DesChyko: 8:47am On Feb 07, 2023
TheChameleon:
Typical Igbo man and cowardice.

Ready to flee at the first sign of trouble.

Una fear them pass God grin

Even online, you fear them so much that if they insult una, na Yoruba name you go call. cheesy
Okay bro. E go be ✌️
Romance › Re: Why I Like Patronizing The Mallams/aboki's Shop. by DesChyko: 7:29am On Feb 07, 2023
We'll, I wouldn't be too comfortable. Been around long enough to see them go from 0 to 100 mph when shit hits the fan.
Politics › Re: Obi's Pollster Nextier Owners Are Members Of Labour Party Presidential Council by DesChyko: 7:22am On Feb 07, 2023
yarimo:
99.9 % of LABOUR PARTY and it supporters are fools and expert in lying
While your opinion is debatable, there is no doubt over which party harbours the most illiterates. cool
Crime › Re: NDLEA Officials Seize Over 75kg Skunk From Canada, Arrests Pregnant Woman, Teach by DesChyko: 6:28pm On Feb 06, 2023
Nairaland Recycling Company.

Same news made frontpage few days ago; same pictures too

https://www.nairaland.com/7555692/europe-bound-cocaine-heroin-meth-consignments
Politics › Re: Nollywood Actor: I Will Improve The Industry - Peter Obi Replies El-Rufai by DesChyko: 10:05pm On Feb 05, 2023
Gucciblog:
Dear Gazelle gagaraga explainer,

Please when are you going to break down Bala bluu for us?

Ode
😂😂😂😂
Crime › Re: Europe-bound Cocaine, Heroin, Meth Consignments Intercepted At Lagos Airport by DesChyko: 3:27pm On Feb 05, 2023
Ahh 👀

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Do You Think Can Be Done To Annihilate These Poor Financial Cultures? by DesChyko: 10:27am On Feb 05, 2023
I receive these calls; and if they speak nicely, most times I just assure them of getting in touch with the person on their behalf and that's it. But I never do that because it is, IN FACT, not my business.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Joins Residents, March From Jumat Prayer To APC Campaign In Ekiti To Prov by DesChyko: 5:59am On Feb 04, 2023
He took only 8 steps (to the parked vehicle) and it was repeated countless times😂

Unfortunately, data allowance has not been distributed so the urchins could not watch (and listen to the narrative) before jumping into conclusions like Karen.

OP, you did them bad with your headlines💔
Politics › Re: List Of South-east Polliticians Obi Has Indirectly Sent Into Partial Retirement by DesChyko: 5:55am On Feb 04, 2023
Sannisege:
Please rather name those that he has helped to rise rather than those that he has retired.
'those he has helped to rise' ; Is that the goal of a supposed public servant?

Nah so minions take full everywhere over competence.🤮
Politics › Re: Allow Old, New Notes Coexist, APC Governors Beg Buhari by DesChyko: 1:29pm On Feb 03, 2023
Kingsmeal:
Accidental lovers of Nigerians.

President Buhari please don't listen to these charlatans. We have been suffering high inflation, unemployment, fuel scarcity and insecurity for the past 7 years and these thieves kept praising you as the best thing after jollof rice. Please we patriotic Nigerians are begging you not to heed to this demand.

I used 1k to withdraw 10k this morning and I am ready to make this sacrifice till after election as long as you don't bend to these crazy demands and sudden love of the so called APC governors.
God bless you
Politics › Re: The INEC’s “BVAS-Report” Versus The “Synchronised BVAS-Report” by DesChyko: 9:21am On Feb 01, 2023
Afamed:
Electoral Act, 2022 Section 51 (2) says over-voting occurs “where the number of votes cast at an election in any polling unit exceeds the number of accredited voters in that polling unit, the presiding officer shall cancel the result of the election in that polling unit.”
Noted. And what happens after the result is cancelled?
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity May Affect Election Logistics — INEC by DesChyko: 6:40am On Feb 01, 2023
triple996:
......nobody should use fuel scarsity as an excuse for losing wooo
Nobody should use autocorrect as an excuse either.

Vote Peter Obi 2023 for better education for our youths.
Politics › Re: That Time Ohanneze Demanded The 2nd Niger Bridge By Named After Ojukwu by DesChyko: 6:19am On Jan 31, 2023
GBTYO:
Answer the question
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Politics › Re: That Time Ohanneze Demanded The 2nd Niger Bridge By Named After Ojukwu by DesChyko: 12:22am On Jan 31, 2023
GBTYO:
grin

So why did your useless elders demand the bridge be named after their war Lord ?

Dense
11:25am on a Monday morning when hardworking young men and women are busy, you were courting tribal war.

The government really need to focus on making job opportunities readily available for the teeming youths to avoid such misplaced priorities. 🤔
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Fingered In Canada Over Alleged $500,000 Flight Tickets Fraud by DesChyko: 6:36am On Jan 30, 2023
SmartPolician:
Northerners (Christians and Muslims) have better values than southerners. What we have seen in the north today in forms of terrorism and banditry are a result of years of neglect by the Nigerian state.
The South could also argue that what is seen in their region today are a result of years of marginalisation and exploitation of their homegrown resources at their detriment; or come up with any excuse at that.

Crime is crime; irrespective of the reason. They're a problem to those trying to earn an honest living. That's why there are laws.
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Fingered In Canada Over Alleged $500,000 Flight Tickets Fraud by DesChyko: 6:33am On Jan 30, 2023
LeoDeKing:
The names in this case are not common to crime, so all sons of dogs are allowed to masturbate their worthless lives on it.

....

https://www.nairaland.com/7545909/ndlea-busts-trans-border-cartel-arrests#120471174
Says a fellow who built an empire of likes on tribalistic hounding of the Igbos. You've been masturbating your entire existence on any igbo thread; hell, you even had to link one here too.😏

How about you take your own medicine for a start? If they were so commonplace as you say, take a break like you advised 🤷🏾‍♂️
Business › Re: My Friend Who Works As Bank manager Got Rich Overnight. by DesChyko: 12:50pm On Jan 29, 2023
Business › Re: My Friend Who Works As Bank manager Got Rich Overnight. by DesChyko: 12:29pm On Jan 29, 2023
He can have access to a loan.
TV/Movies › Re: BBTitans: Yemi Cregx And Miracle OP Fight For Khosi's Attention (Video) by DesChyko: 5:27pm On Jan 28, 2023
Fvck off abeg
Phones › Re: New Oraimo Riff earbud Just 4 Days Old For Sale by DesChyko: 6:51am On Jan 28, 2023
You'd have to do better than 10k. You may have bought it expensive but it can be bought new for 10k at any point. undecided
Politics › Re: The Implication Of The Osun Election Tribunal And The Anarchy It May Cause by DesChyko: 6:43am On Jan 28, 2023
Bragalane:
A crime as been committed and those involved should be severely punished in this case the INEC official that supervised the fraud of bypassing BVAS n allowing over voting.
Firstly, some heads should roll without mercy. That's when we know we are serious


Well done! 👌
Politics › Re: Dissenting Opinion By Justice B.A Ogbuli On Osun Election Tribunal by DesChyko: 6:29am On Jan 28, 2023
Agbegbaorogboye:
You're the ignorant one.
I'm basing my analysis on the observation of the minority judgement not some beer parlour story.
It's no fault of mine you're not smart enough to draw conclusions from a judgement paper.

If you were half smart you won't be an internet troll for politicians who care less if you drop dead this minute.
Learn to engage your brain intellectually.
Exactly the problem with engaging certain fellows on this platform. When you go objective, they spit disjointed words that can only qualify as beer parlour rhetoric. 🤮

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