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The most important thing is for you to have APV or RPG

SugarGirl44:
Na you put am maggi abi?
Seasoned kill you dia!

Well, it's never too late to learn this contextual meaning of seasoned; but as Obi said, we have to solve this education problem. Teaching you this meaning is one of my efforts.

Go and sin no more

#ObiDatti2023

Urchins, over to you.

You may now present your defence for today

dat9jaguy:
But there are 2 drug barons in this race
The one you are referring to and the one that quotes statistics up and down with no solutions being offered.

Okay boss. But you get the idea.

You don't need name to know him

Tinubu never arrive finish, e don drop another blunder.

When did PVC become APV?

Asiwaju bola Ahmed Tinubu drops another banger. Oga said we should go and collect our APV. When did INEC change PVC to APV? 😂😂😂

Everybody just dey laugh for Teslim Balogun stadium, Surulere Lagos state

Can never be my Peter Obi pic.twitter.com/cLLzH4No26

— Chlorpheniramine (@VictorIsrael_) November 26, 2022

GoodLife4live:
u self go there go flex ? Nyamiri miscreant...

Your thiefobi came to my church and thought we'd are going to vote for him.... I pity him ...

75% from that church is voting Tinubu

I remember you now. You're that Man of God who announced his presence

I respect your visions

kingmaster2009:
And because you are pained ...you started carrying your palasa phone to be doing unpaid jobs.....closing market whenever there is a special event has been one of the thing we do in the southwest ....and if you are not satisfy with it, you can go.back to your region

Cry more

Happy Lagosians everywhere.

These people are so happy to be forced to lock up their shops and come see Janjaban of Eko.

So Origamic

Remind us when and why Nnamdi Kanu is an enemy of Nigeria again

Tinubu was all about corn; roasted corn if he decide to go extreme.

But some folks have taken it one step further to ferment it for consumption.

Now look at what 'gegemu' is causing.

Makes you wonder if his own accounting didn't have numbers in them.

Call that make-up accounting (powder)

Imagine spending #10m to relocate and they're telling you your University isn't a top one.

Well, they can't just tell anybody that. This is probably to forestall further migration. People that are even migrating to UK for school now sef gather mind.

A seasoned actor is a flat character?

Of all people, it is a person who has executed many characters successfully that he described as having a flat character?

What's with people and not thinking things through when they link up with this party sef? Are they planning to sell their brains as refurbished?

The masses have spoken a long time ago.

It's just the old order fighting back.

The return to sanity is never easy.

It requires a revolution; sometimes, a bloody one.

Image123:
All you said are allegations and beer parlour gists. What i said were obtained from the horse's mouth. Go figure.

Oh nice, you even speak horse too.

Oh well, if you have a social media relationship, then my friend, you have a big problem in your hands.

Image123:
Sincerely, we can't afford an Herodlike fellow to lead us at this time.

No we can't. What are Herod's offences?

Herod sought to kill Jesus because he is a greater leader. Think of Funsho Williams.

Herod ended his sons' destiny when it looked like they are charting another path to glory without him. Think of Ambode.

And when Herod's end was near, he forced sorrow on the people one final time before his death. Think of Tinubu's current presidential ambition.

Indeed, we can't afford a Herod-like leader.

Vote wisely.

femisplash:
Why is Obi giving out account numbers for caimpaign funds?

Obi doesn't have any account number. We are giving out our account number to ourselves.

Obi doesn't need drug money and looted funds to buy people's conscience with and loot further.

Obi should rest rest. We will take on all our expenses on his way there so he can focus on the one job we have for him.

Restore Nigeria back to greatness.

atobs4real:
My brother, sorry oo .. this is not a rented crowd oo.
I passed through and saw crowd moving like wetin happen.
Seeing is believing.

You saw crowd moving or you were part of the crowd?

Own Tinubu with your full chest abeg. No dey disguise.

Oh.. There's Presidential campaign in Lagos today?

Well, APC no dey win this LGA since time sha; that's why the breeze no blow reach here.

dat9jaguy:
Wait o but did Tinubu mention Peter Obi's name
I know that SDP presidential candidate also quotes a lot of statistics. Kai these obidense guys are just too emotional.

No names needed.

If we're talking of drug baron, we already know who it is without mentioning names.

Moh247:
Linus

I still did transaction today with first bank

Na fake you snap

You're talking, Mr Fake Life?

You that claimed to have 400k+ BTC?

Meanwhile you crop out the 0.00 in front of the BTC value to fool neophytes.

Or is it not you that posted this cropped image below to deceive your village people??

CoronaVirusRelo, you have not joined the Urchins WhatsApp Group; that's why your comments are not being liked massively by Tinubu Bots. Ask Moh247, femisplash and LeoDeKing to cut soap for you.

Can't you see that despite all of you saying the same thing, you have only 1 Like or none on your posts while those that come before and after your comments are close to 20.

Join now and enjoy bot Likes on all posts before the Nairaland boss himself comes for you

plaindealer:
Seriously, from now on, me too no say Pandora's name, it's an insult to utter that rubbish name out of my mouth..

If nah you nko? Person wey no remember his own party name, nah opposition name e wan remember?

Old man just use that excuse run comot before DJ YK Mule go use am do beat again.

tolue42:
I always "like" your comments most times, I guess I'm a bot as well... Mumu people.

They are the only ones whose comments must be "like", but other persons can't generate "likes"

This guy's are really dundee united

Argue with Nairaland owner

JASONjnr:
Last time a check, 1btc was almost 13million naira....

He's living a fake life.

He cropped off the 0.00 In front of the number. The decimals are almost like eight digits but you can see those are just six figures with no decimals. The BTC value in that screenshot is about 30k or so.

Ironic. That's standard BMC wages

femisplash:
Not when the stats are full of lies, unverifiable and unreliable. No nation is developed on the basis of false statistics.

Well, this rebuttal is possible when the brain is full of dust.

Troll on, boy.

plaindealer:
Typical ipob. Den say you dey talk bababloo rubbish and you dey prove d right with your bababloo nonsense...

Very interesting movie, I tell you.

There goes your 'Deloitte' accountant questioning the relevance of Statistics in governance

He knows obviously more than the Western World who based their entire sustenance of development on a foundation of Statistics.

The graduates and undergraduates of Nigeria that value education and are investing in it; those who have dependents they have invested in or are currently investing in their education and those who at one point or the other, committed resources to get themselves educated should ensure this impostor goes back to the smoked hole he ran out from.

Either we are better off that Europe who firmly believe and sponsored the statement below; or someone is indeed terribly deluded.

lhordspy:
This man just lost millions of naira. APC wont call him again for any rally in the south-East. You just affected a man's livelihood.

Even Bright Chikezie go shock say this loss pain person pass am o

Weird. So they should go back and do it right or someone will be disqualified because of that?

That does not justify why Premium Times will use Knorr Maggi promo as campaign rally picture sha