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Politics › Re: DHQ: Amnesty International Blackmailing Nigerian Military by DesChyko: 6:55am On Dec 10, 2020
Mumu Military.
Cower in shame!

The North that has been under seige for years now, you all have been unable to eradicate effectively, ages after the claim of them being technically defeated.

Be there looking for what is not chasing you.
Culture › Re: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by DesChyko: 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2020
collinshush:
@ the bolded, I said I have never seen where parents refused to give their daughter out because of non fulfilment of marriage list.
My brother, all these is fairytale to me o.
I keep seeing stupid lists online with foreign materials listed there.

Imagine a marriage list without tobacco heads, Star/Golden Guinea (or close), kolanuts, e.t.c
But instead you'ld see Ecolacc boxes, carton of wines, kegs of groundnut oil and those stuffs that have no roots in our culture.
Are those people's umunna all 21st century immigrants?

I sense propaganda at major play here. One was busted not so long ago where a club of over 100 youths that had been saving since January gathered to share the stuffs they bought with the savings for Christmas. It was immediately termed igbo bride price and marketed as such on online platforms. Imagine the shock when one of the benefactors saw the article.
Culture › Re: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by DesChyko: 8:16pm On Dec 09, 2020
fastseo:
Look boy/man.. In my place when they came to marry my sister. They demand they do for my late dad first.
Do for my mother. That's where they come to buy those George that each cost 20k least and you got to buy 3 or 4.

Do for my kindred men.

Do for my umu ada

Do for my umu nna.

Each of the things on the list, for the listed trad up are not less than 50k, not to talk of 120 to 200 yams, assorted drinks, ogba that will full a basin, bags of salt, other stuff.



Say the truth. Our girls are not getting married on time it's worrisome.



One of my brother In the Lord the daughter got married last year. I was there to record the event.
What they paid is over 100k, and they were told to come to village to complete the rest which is the main one.
Your dad is late which means you should be the lead voice (or close) in your home. Doesn't look like you even asserted that authority anywhere in your narrative.

Honestly, you don't sound convincing. Even the terms you describe these rites with doesn't make you look like you're familiar with the custom rites in your village. 'They paid money for what isn't the traditional marriage, then what did you go to record? Introduction ceremony where they pay 'money'?

If you can, please mention the clan and LGA of this place. I'ld like to research and see for myself, a first hand exhorbitant 'billing'.
Culture › Re: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by DesChyko: 8:09pm On Dec 09, 2020
ottega:
this is not comprehensive enough, please do your reserch very well, cos Ave been to the east and I know what it is over there.
Do you?

A great number of us that got married from Igboland, even from the much maligned 'Mbaise' tribe see all these claims as fairy tale.

Where does this really happen bikonu? Which family in which clan from which LGA in which state actually presented these 'budgets'?

In all the many marriages I've attended elsewhere with my kinsmen, I am yet to see any of these crazy billing. In all of the maidens married from my clan, whose marriages we were part of and prepared lists for, never have I come across anything untoward as the list has been basically the same for ages.

I'm convinced it's some deceitful fellows running rampant with mischief on Microsoft Word. It's beginning to sound like football banter against rival fans. Nothing more.
Politics › Re: Religious Repression: US Adds Nigeria To List Of "Countries Of Concern" by DesChyko: 6:49am On Dec 08, 2020
Cyberterror:
Don't worry. President Joe Biden will overturn that racist decision by January, latest February.
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It's getting to 9 hours and not one single person of the numerous viewers has endorsed your opinion.
Remain on your ignorant path, you hear?
Phones › Re: What's The Best Brand For TV, AC And Fridge Please? by DesChyko: 5:20pm On Dec 05, 2020
TV: SAMSUNG/SONY

FRIDGE: THERMOCOOL
Celebrities › Re: I Woke To Get Fvcked- Nigerian Twerker, Jane Mena Reveals, Show Off Her Backside by DesChyko: 5:19pm On Dec 05, 2020
After reading this news, got 1,726 calls from different members of my community saying they also read this news and they want peace to reign.

Amazing!
Education › Re: Man Calls Out Teacher Who Always Flogs, Vows Never To Forgive Him by DesChyko: 3:07pm On Dec 05, 2020
Wierdceo:
Only animals and criminals are corrected with canes and torture.
It begs the question.. "Are criminals not humans but a specie of their own that needs to be corrected with canes and torture?"

Who the f**k tortures animals? shocked
Education › Re: Man Calls Out Teacher Who Always Flogs, Vows Never To Forgive Him by DesChyko: 3:04pm On Dec 05, 2020
JastSiryin:
You know your story is different from his right? Yours was a singular occurrence because you had erred, not a deliberate and continuous attempt at ridicule. Some teachers are just wicked. I've had one tell me i won't amount to anything before, a woman for that matter. Well, thank God for my life
I am reasoning objectively here. I hated the subject teacher as a *child*. It didn't stop me from pursuing and 'earning' a degree in that field. That would mean it's ultimately about me than anybody else.

Is my hate really a curse or a motivator? I don't really care at this point. I am who I am and where I am today without 'my loving him.'

All I know is I revisited my actions then as a child with an adult mind. And I am willing to own up to my 'childish actions' in comparison to what I will expect today.

'If I was in his shoes... If I was in his shoes..'

A woman for that matter?? Lol. Let's pretend typical African Parents didn't exist then
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Dead Man Who Screamed In Pain As He Was Cut During Embalming Dies Again by DesChyko: 2:45am On Dec 05, 2020
Education › Re: Man Calls Out Teacher Who Always Flogs, Vows Never To Forgive Him by DesChyko:
I remember hating my Further Maths teacher. It all began when someone threw something at me from the front of the class. I retaliated but missed my target and it landed in front of the class. embarassed

The teacher asked me to leave the class and go kneel down in his office. I left the class but refused because the first offender wasn't asked to do the same. angry
I think I saw the apartment before hell that day shocked. I hated him then because I saw all he did as unfair.

Now that I think of it, I was being disobedient and one of the most basic rules then said 'obey before complaints.'
In my sentimental state then, I forget this basic rule. I hated him out of consideration. What if the coconut shell had injured him? lipsrsealed That was some real childish exuberance.

Oh..and for additional information, some of my classmates back then then drilled a hole in the wall to be looking at girls panties in the C class. That was how we were then 'as kids'. I was never part of it and never thought of using that hole for one day, but we are all in a class aren't we? We were generally called the 'BoreHole Diggers' in the entire school, whether you follow or you no follow.

Please, let's show our teachers some love. Managing children is by no means an easy task. Make sure you send some gifts this season to your child's manager this yuletide. No matter how small. Let's encourage them to manage stress better and be better versions of themselves.
Politics › Re: ABC Nwosu: Peter Obi's Frugality Is Legendary, Some Say He Is Annoyingly Stingy by DesChyko: 5:40am On Dec 02, 2020
..and he meant it in a good and contrasting way.

Peter Obi is the kind of leader that when you present budget for the new year, he will tell you
"You have done very well. But the projects in the budget you presented last year hasn't been completed up to 50% yet. I went round and I saw them myself. And since I also saw many of the same projects in this budget, you can continue using the funds released last year to continue it. I managed to get estimates for the work you have done and I know how much is left. You will hear from me."
Crime › Re: Kinsman Kicked To Death Over Bride Price Controversy In Imo by DesChyko: 8:24pm On Dec 01, 2020
Kicked to death nah im be this kain story?

I tire for this kain report cry
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Acquires A 2020 Rang Rover (Video, Photos) by DesChyko: 8:08pm On Dec 01, 2020
saaphiere:
THE TABLE HAS TURNED FOR OUR OWN FAVOUR.
Not all tables apparently.
I think the educational table still needs some fine tuning grin
Politics › Re: CNN Is Playing The Same Script It Played In Hong Kong, Libya And Iraq In Nigeria by DesChyko: 1:45pm On Dec 01, 2020
AnonPoet:
Worse, she presented it as her employer’s position.
All these words and the author didn't know CNN publicly came out to stand by the reporter's story?

Sorry o. Get well soon, FG.

Ordinary forensic expert, they cannot hire to disprove the CNN claims on the videos
Education › Re: No Hope For Schooling Anymore by DesChyko: 6:43am On Dec 01, 2020
OmodavidoX:
If the mistake on the ID card is true. Then the person that did the registration mistake is a fool.
From experience, this error is quite common. I can vouch that nothing less than 10,000 candidates had this error this year alone.
The major cause is registering students without them going through their registration details. Another key cause is registering people that can't read sufficiently so that even if they see it, they don't know what it means.
Education › Re: No Hope For Schooling Anymore by DesChyko: 6:38am On Dec 01, 2020
poshestmina:
Entitlement mindset !
I stopped reading after your few replies to people.

You are RUDE and feel entitled!
Everybody on here has one problem or the other dude.
They/we give doesn't mean we are stupid undecided undecided.

Do the Birisoke work and save... My elder brother did it for couple of years and he's now a Medical doctor in the UK( no jokes).

Godspeed!
You for read finish o


Na scammer oshi
Education › Re: No Hope For Schooling Anymore by DesChyko: 6:37am On Dec 01, 2020
ZhiosonWind:
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The scammer and friends right now grin

Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For November 30 2020 In Nigeria by DesChyko: 6:24am On Dec 01, 2020
Geddifokouttahere angry
Politics › Re: Dead Farmers: Garba Shehu Reacts To Backlash Over Comment by DesChyko: 6:06pm On Nov 30, 2020
Sense no dey.
Fashion › Re: Disappointed Customer Shows Dress She Ordered And What Her Tailor Made by DesChyko: 5:59pm On Nov 30, 2020
So what can we do about it nah? angry
Politics › Re: FG To Treat Fresh #endsars Protest As Attempt At Regime Change by DesChyko: 11:33am On Nov 30, 2020
God will punish each and every one of those behind this.
People are being beheaded in the most inhumane ways and they're talking about EndSARS.

Look at how warped their sense of priority is angry
Crime › Re: Zabarmari Massacre: Rice Farmers Beheaded By Boko Haram In Borno(Graphic Photos) by DesChyko: 11:31am On Nov 30, 2020
I feel rage within me.

It is at Lekki that they are fit to show military might.

Look at what's happening here that terrorism has been technically defeated.
Politics › Re: #EndSARS: CNN Clarifies Its Tweet About ''38'' Nigerians Killed by DesChyko: 5:53am On Nov 27, 2020
Vaughanlanrewaj:
Channels TV was actually right until the "online mob" blanked them out with evil accusations.
Shey you just want to be funny or what?
Can any NBC-censored station do what CNN is doing and not get liquidated?

CNN is a product of a mature democracy unlike any institution in Nigeria.

Evidence upon evidence are reeled out upon forensic analysis of videos and instead of FG to counter-analyse these videos (or the livestream if they can grin), they are releasing their minions and letters in comic fonts.

CNN is everything every Nigerian news media wish they were at the moment.
Phones › Re: Mention 3 Mobile Apps You Can't Do Without. by DesChyko: 9:09pm On Nov 26, 2020
Heartlessbanker:
Next time, before you quote me, please learno spell well. .
Take your own medicine cheesy grin grin
Phones › Re: Mention 3 Mobile Apps You Can't Do Without. by DesChyko: 8:31pm On Nov 26, 2020
Heartlessbanker:
Cc: dominique,mynd44,justwise,oam4j,lalasticlala,seun,ishilove

Rule 2 broken
Heartlessbanker:
you're really ignorant, you know that?
ignorant = uneducated.

Let the ban go round please.

I love the oppressed and the oppressor but have no feelings for them.
It is anyone who tries to stop the violence that I habe a problem with.
Phones › Re: Mention 3 Mobile Apps You Can't Do Without. by DesChyko: 8:23pm On Nov 26, 2020
According to my phone, my Top 3 apps is Chrome, Whatsapp and Sofascore.
Politics › Re: Lekki Shooting: CNN Carried Out A Hatchet Job On The Army – International Journa by DesChyko: 7:31am On Nov 26, 2020
Friend22:
It's always very interesting to be ignorant.
To people like you, ignorance is blss,because you never care to check facts.
I put it to you factually that you are absolutely wrong to think CNN is the least viewed news channel in USA. Provide evidence to the contrary.

For you to think that shows how absurd your mind works. How many news channel do you even know that is domiciled in USA?

Take your L in peace abeg.
Politics › Re: Lekki Shooting: CNN Carried Out A Hatchet Job On The Army – International Journa by DesChyko: 6:29am On Nov 26, 2020
kabillionaire:
IIIJ should mind their business
Do they even have a business talk less of to mind it?

Sun News know how they managed to interview this one. Google don't know any of them.
Politics › Re: Lekki Shooting: CNN Carried Out A Hatchet Job On The Army – International Journa by DesChyko: 6:27am On Nov 26, 2020
Whoube99:
We don hear. But the only thing you this cash and carry international nonsense group fail to tell us is how much Mr. Liar robot & dulladinho fc captain paid you to writer this beautiful nonsense.
Paid who?

Both the organization and the leader doesn't exist in relevant circles.

Google both.
Politics › Re: Lekki Shooting: CNN Carried Out A Hatchet Job On The Army – International Journa by DesChyko: 9:40pm On Nov 25, 2020
Friend22:
If you don't know CNN is the least watch news channel amongst Americans.
Interesting.
So other news networks like MSNBC, abc and CBS e.t.c. are watched more than CNN?
Very interesting grin
Politics › Re: Lekki Shooting: CNN Carried Out A Hatchet Job On The Army – International Journa by DesChyko: 9:33pm On Nov 25, 2020
Friend22:
When we were calling those educated dumb fools who were busy twisting the narrative to suit their wicked agenda egged on by one shameless clout chasing liar called DJ witch sorry Switch they thought they were smart.
We agree someone is busy twisting narratives.

Oya drop the website of this organization or at least, a picture of the President of IIIJ in a credible outing.

Thanks in advance.

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