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Celebrities › Re: Destiny Etiko Shows Python They Encountered On Set by DesChyko: 9:22pm On Aug 02, 2019
Python bite??
Wetin concern bird and tooth pick undecided
Politics › Re: See How A Man Burst Nigerian Army Denial Of Secret Cementary On Their FB Page by DesChyko: 9:14pm On Aug 02, 2019
johnmartus:
How many American soldiers that dead in afghanistan that their corpses take home .

Sports › Re: Official: Arsenal Sign Pepe For £72 From Lille by DesChyko: 5:32pm On Aug 01, 2019
Solid Statement grin

What provoked Arsenal into this huge announcement was that they were accused of trying to pay for this guy's transfer with Amazon Vouchers. cry

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Can’t Verify Certificates Of 80,724 Shortlisted Applicants – Police IG by DesChyko: 5:12am On Aug 01, 2019
..what would it cost to verify them? Say #300 per candidate. That one is not news nah.
Business › Re: MTN To Convert Recharge Card Sellers To Financial Services Agents by DesChyko: 5:06am On Aug 01, 2019
If this is a way to compensate them for the ridiculously tiny profits they make from recharge card business, it's a welcome move
Education › Re: Imo Government Takes Over Eastern Palm University, Scraps New Institutions by DesChyko: 4:00am On Aug 01, 2019
hammerVJ:
POLITICS ASIDE, HE IS THE ONLY GOV THAT INVESTED IN SE EDUCATION, THE WAY I LIKE.
Politics aside, If you're happy with the condition of Education in Imo State as it is now, then there is a solid reason that you are not attached to the education sector. Endeavour to make sure it remains that way, please.
Gaming › Re: What's The Best Mobile Game You Have Ever Played ? by DesChyko: 2:15pm On Jul 31, 2019
SeedofDavid:
Hello, just go to your email, scroll to the bottom of my pm and click reply.

I hope we haven't derailed too much.
Lol. I successfully did.
As for the derailing, highest you will get 4 weeks ban for both of us angry
Gaming › Re: What's The Best Mobile Game You Have Ever Played ? by DesChyko: 7:21am On Jul 31, 2019
SeedofDavid:
check your mail boss
I did. And there was no way of replying the mail. At least I didn't see one.
Gaming › Re: What's The Best Mobile Game You Have Ever Played ? by DesChyko: 5:36pm On Jul 30, 2019
SeedofDavid:
I doubt we are but was wondering if I could get the app through you.
How do I add you up on Whatsapp?
Gaming › Re: What's The Best Mobile Game You Have Ever Played ? by DesChyko: 6:58am On Jul 30, 2019
SeedofDavid:
Hello do you have the 2019 on mobile?
Yup. And if I am right, we are already friends on facebook.
Romance › Re: Woman Caught Having Sex While Backing Her Baby. Sparks Online Reactions by DesChyko: 3:42am On Jul 29, 2019
Infidelity
Politics › Re: AAC Reaffirms Sowore As National Chairman by DesChyko: 11:11am On Jul 28, 2019
barinedan:
Parties that fail to win a seat in state house of assembly and local government chairmanship seat should be deregistered in order to cut unnecessary expenses during elections
You're angry that the leaders of Nigeria are leaving the youth behind.
You are still angry that a youth is actually trying to make the difference.
If not that today is Sunday, I for send you hot slap via SMS angry

Politics › Re: AAC Reaffirms Sowore As National Chairman by DesChyko: 11:06am On Jul 28, 2019
It's just sad we'll have to wait for four years again to vote for him.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I've Submitted Million Of Cv's Without A Single Call Back by DesChyko:
First thing I will want to tell you is to disregard anybody that will tell you to pay for packaged CV rubbish. Omo, it's recommendation by people of substance that gets great jobs these days. The quick alternative you have is to look for a simple job somewhere so you can have something in your pocket to pursue your dream jobs, and develop yourself in other skill areas as a side dish.
I remember when I left the East in 2014 for Lagos. It was around February ending and then, even private schools weren't hiring. I saw a school about five minutes walk away from my house but they wanted an English teacher when I studied Maths. I told them I could take English and proceeded to teach one of the toughest topics 'Sounds'. That's how I got the job. If I hadn't taken my time to develop myself in English, I'ld have lost this one too.
I was started on a salary of 20k. Everyday, I'ld sneak off during break to take a one-hour lesson for #500 (11am - 12pm). I also have night classes of #800 per day (6pm - 8pm) But on Saturdays, the lessons earn me #2000 (9am - 12pm). Soon, I began to teach three-day per week lessons, currently at 7k and above for a month depends on the learning difficulties.
So, you can see that if I was serious with them all, I could easily make 60k monthly and above without leaving my homezone. And this area is not as wealthy as those high brow Lagos cities where you can easily make much more.
But of course, I'm reaching for more now, so I'm looking to drop some of these for more. At least, it gave me something for my pocket and some insight to my next move now.
Good luck though.
Celebrities › Re: Alexreports Set To Wed Esther Eze: Ned Nwoko, Zainab Bagudu, Tony Nwulu React by DesChyko: 2:02am On Jul 28, 2019
Happy Married Life in advance.

But

This copy and paste of yours weak me

SERAP seeks probe of unfair treatment of former Kebbi state acting CJ, Karatu(Opens in a new browser tab)
inside wedding announcement?.

Education › Re: Meet Akachukwu Mathew Onyiuke The Best Student In 2019 Waec From Anambra State by DesChyko: 1:48am On Jul 28, 2019
If you want A-parallel result, contact me. I can even make your name, school and everything else become A1 with ordinary Paint app in Windows.
I'll reserve my congrats until I'm sure that it's real.
Politics › Re: Termites Ate My School Certificate — Chief Justice of Nigeria. by DesChyko: 9:31pm On Jul 24, 2019
Say what?

Celebrities › Re: The Swedish Prison Where A$AP Rocky Is Detained In Inhumane Condition(Pics) by DesChyko: 6:52pm On Jul 22, 2019
I love bad bitches that's my f**king problem.. grin
Celebrities › Re: Picture's Of A Young Lagos Millionair That Got People Talking by DesChyko: 9:43am On Jul 21, 2019
He should have used something classier.
This is like a gurney like those found in mortuaries
Phones › Re: 6 Charging Mistakes That Damage Your Phone Battery by DesChyko: 9:41am On Jul 21, 2019
Since my battery is already bad, no need to click anything.
But lemme just follow the thread incase somebody goes there and imports the contents to us grin wink

Education › Re: Boy Seen Hawking ‘diary Of A Wimpy Kid’ Books On A Tray Along The Street by DesChyko: 9:33am On Jul 21, 2019
Bloggers.. Come and explain this fakeness.
Education › Re: Ondo Pupils Invent Machine, Win Trophy In Turkey by DesChyko: 8:55pm On Jul 19, 2019
VillagePipu:
Unlike the muddy baboons building prisons for their children.
Your village people have really messed you up.
This competition was attended by representatives from North, East and West Nigeria. That was sometime last month.
If I am not mistaken, it was even the Northern representatives, either Plateau or Nassarawa that came first in their category. Did they build a machine? I didn't hear about that.

The news here is that the state is honouring the students from Ondo, not that they single-handedly won anything.

Say no to Tribalism.
Sports › Re: Matthijs de Ligt And Luis Suarez At Ajax (Throwback Photos) by DesChyko: 7:18am On Jul 19, 2019
AbujaBlue:
There is still a chance that Ajax and Barcelona face each other in the Champions League final which is set to take place at the Wanda Metropolitano stadium in Madrid on 1 June.
Copy and paste.

Nairaland General › Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by DesChyko: 7:14am On Jul 19, 2019
DaddyELEPHANT:
most people that talk trash online live a terrible life offline. They can't even match up to you in real life.

Look at where OP is living !!! He is even living in an uncomplicated building.
Oh my...

Politics › Re: Go Back To Fix Your Wretched Communities: If So Smart And Rich by DesChyko: 7:11am On Jul 19, 2019
Well said.
Like a friend said "The day I gave up on Nigeria is the day they saw a young Sowore and abandoned him, choosing to fight over Atiku and Buhari instead, same old men that played huge roles in driving Nigeria to the sinkhole it's in now"
Celebrities › Re: See The Most Expensive Toilet Paper Worth $1.3M. Photos by DesChyko: 6:59am On Jul 19, 2019
How can somebody with good conscience use this tissue to wipe nash and flush it? cry
Crime › Re: #SayNoToDrugs: Teenage Girl Unconscious After Getting High On Drugs In Lagos by DesChyko: 6:32pm On Jul 18, 2019
You call that fumbling?

Politics › Re: Court Adjourns The Hearing Of El-zakzaky Requesting Medical Treatment Aboard by DesChyko: 6:12pm On Jul 18, 2019
For some, trial is adjourned for them to travel abroad for treatment.
For others, travelling abroad is adjourned for them to undergo trial.
The law has two arms; one long, one short.
Who is behind you determines which arm handles you embarassed
Travel › Re: Lagos-Badagry Expressway: See The Bad Road Motorists, Residents Go Through Daily by DesChyko: 7:33pm On Jul 17, 2019
rainmoredays:
Na lie jor, photoshopped
Exactly. Lagos-Badagry expressway is much more terrible compared to this.
Little wonder people are running away from Ojo LGA as a whole and beyond it.
Celebrities › Re: Victoria Kimani Reacts To Exclusion Of Kenyans Artists From Lion King by DesChyko: 6:57am On Jul 17, 2019
COURVOISier:
cool
Busta Rhymes ft Pharrel Williams grin
Crazy song

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