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TravelRe: From Frying Pan To Fire In Search Of Greener Pastures. My True Life Experience. by DesChyko: 3:50pm On Jun 01, 2019
Please, one mod should drop his phone number a nd lock this thread so that the OP can call when he's ready with a new post.
If not; na page 33 the next post go be

TravelRe: From Frying Pan To Fire In Search Of Greener Pastures. My True Life Experience. by DesChyko: 3:42pm On Jun 01, 2019
Belial06:
Hahahahahahahahaa

Rubbish

Everytime I see topics by losers who failed to plan advising those yet to travel about how greener pastures isn't abroad I laugh

You all traveled with fake documents or went into crime then get deported and start crying

My friends and I all have different stories

We have good jobs abroad and live very well darn better off than our colleagues in Nigeria

Stop spreading lies

Even the president sent all his daughters to school. Abroad why?

Why didn't they school in Nigeria

Zara has a business in the UK

All your top politicians have their kids schooling and living abroad

They only bring them back to run companies they set up here
Liars and crooks who go into crime and get deported or enter as illegal immigrants always come here a d open threads to console themselves after they are deported

We know your type

Even dangote the richest Africa. Has his kids abroad

So does alakija

But you will come and.tell us stories oga go back and lick your wounds in Nigeria and stop looking g for home is better crusade

Who asked.you?

Let the serious ones come.out and join us legally and make a good life for themselves

Please all readers ignore rubbish like this , as long as you enter legally and work honestly there is no comparison between life in Nigeria and abroad

Please for graduates there are companies now employing nigerian graduates in Asia

Use indeed.com.sesrch Jon's for Nigerian graduates in Asia space indeed.com

Pay is okay roles are in admin, sales and logistics

Forget this your teller who was deported
OP, please help this person with like 1ghc so sense purchase can be made

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ukraine: FIFA U20 World Cup (1 - 1) Full Time by DesChyko: 5:50am On May 31, 2019
Elbone2:
Top four Third Place Teams will go thru as Best Losers and the flying eagles may be one of them....We'll find out after tomorrow.
No need to wait sef. Nigeria will go through. Out of all four groups that have played all group games, only Poland had a better points/goal haul in third place. That leaves only two spots up for contest in the remaining two groups yet to play their last game.. Nigeria are through no matter what happens.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ukraine: FIFA U20 World Cup (1 - 1) Full Time by DesChyko: 9:53pm On May 30, 2019
PopeFlatino:
grin guy wats d name of that football manager game abeg...make I download asap
Football Manager Mobilr 2019.
Costs #2500 before you rush Google Playstore grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Babajide Sanwo-Olu's 1st Tweet As Governor Of Lagos State by DesChyko: 2:19pm On May 29, 2019
Welcome to the Seat.

Note:

Power Intoxicates. cool
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha: I Am Leaving N42.5b In Imo Coffers by DesChyko: 5:21pm On May 27, 2019
He whom the gods want to ruin, they first drive mad. lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Teaching Children How To Write In Calligraphic Letters by DesChyko: 10:35pm On May 26, 2019
MJBOLT:
there are a lot of people with good hand writing in nigeria,nobody takes them serious.
False! False!! Due to the rarity of finding people with good handwriting co-ordination, I receive more than my fair share of recognition because of how I write.
I'm an inspiration to many people in my field, even parents alike.
RomanceRe: My Grandma Is Pregnant And Claiming by DesChyko: 10:32pm On May 26, 2019
Well, the resulting child would be your aunt/uncle since it's your grandma's kid. He/She would also be your step-son/daughter since it's your husband's child. Not to forget that the same child is your cousin as your uncle's kid, and also your nephew/niece as your brother's child.
I feel pity for the lady in question though.
If she is an aunt to her own nephew/niece who is also her cousin, she is aunt to her own self, and her grandmother is now her co-wife; younger wife actually, so if she needs to politely order her around like "Grandma it's your turn to wash Oga pant, please embarassed
RomanceRe: Can He Satisfy Them Sexually? by DesChyko: 10:18pm On May 26, 2019
I think the major problem will be knowing who is sitting where undecided
See line-up like ref and his match officials grin
He no even see space siddon for the chair cheesy

Suffer don start be that

CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Dressed Up As A Batman To Ik Osakioduwa’s 40th Birthday Party by DesChyko: 10:15pm On May 26, 2019
Batman right now

PhonesRe: My Samsung Galaxy A30 Is Dead by DesChyko: 4:54pm On May 26, 2019
akj26:
it's off since morning it can't switch on anymore.
The good thing about using these devices with good support is that you won't feel so lost in these times.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thedroidguy.com/2019/03/how-to-fix-the-samsung-galaxy-a30-that-wont-turn-on-1100181/amp
SportsRe: Neymar Arrives In Style By Helicopter As He Links Up With Brazil Squad by DesChyko: 4:22pm On May 26, 2019
Pretty sure Paul Pogba could use the same helicopter and stil make the headlines
PP - Paul Pogba undecided
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Wins His 6th European Golden Boot by DesChyko: 6:24am On May 26, 2019
Baselm:
The finalists presented half a year ago was for the 2017/2018 football calendar, except for the continental tournaments, we are at the end of 2018/2019 season and Messi outperformed them all combined. I hope you understand now?
The bro was comparing last year finalists to Messi's stats this season. It makes zero sense.
Many players have won the Ballon d'Or award in a year and fail to appear in the next finalists.
And please, Ballon d'Or is a yearly award. Don't limit it to seasons. It never was.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Wins His 6th European Golden Boot by DesChyko: 6:19am On May 26, 2019
Baselm:
The finalists presented half a year ago was for the 2017/2018 football calendar, except for the continental tournaments, we are at the end of 2018/2019 season and Messi outperformed them all combined. I hope you understand now?
The bro was comparing last year finalists to Messi's stats this season. It makes zero sense.
And please, Ballon d'Or is a yearly award. Don't limit it to seasons. It never was.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Wins His 6th European Golden Boot by DesChyko: 12:39pm On May 25, 2019
MJBOLT:
Top 3 in the ballon d'or award 2018

1.modric

2.ronaldo

3.griezmann

Modric this season 2 goals 7 assists

ronaldo this season 28 goals 10 assists


griezmann this season 20 goals 12 assists

3 players combined -50 goals 29 assists


Messi this season 50 goals 19 assists cool
Not sure I understand you because I can't fathom how 50 goals in the month of May affects the finalists presented half a year ago undecided
PoliticsRe: Lepers To President Buhari: You Abandoned Us After Helping You Win Elections by DesChyko: 7:41pm On May 18, 2019
Hunger don reset some people brain sha
RomanceRe: Abortion : Ladies can do What they Like With Their Bodies ! ( graphic ) by DesChyko: 7:39pm On May 18, 2019
That sight is pitiable.
But I strongly believe it's totally a woman's decision to choose to have a baby.
And if there is need to convince her, it should be done by the man responsible for the pregnancy, giving here strong reasons why they need the baby in their lives together as man and wife. undecided
TravelRe: Airport Safety: FG Happy With Measures Taken By Enugu Govt by DesChyko: 7:30pm On May 18, 2019
See as plane tyre chop like all these Oshodi Molue tyre
PoliticsRe: The Entrance To The Imo Exhibition Center Commissioned By Osinbajo (Photos) by DesChyko: 7:21pm On May 18, 2019
Devil will help me bless all those who wished Rochas and APC's continuity on Imo state. See scam!! angry
In other words, who can explain how an unfinished flyover still undergoing various degrees of construction managed to appear like this on National TV, despite having no installed streetlights?? cry

SportsRe: Franck Ribery And Arjen Robben In Tears At Final Game In Bayern Munich by DesChyko: 7:20pm On May 18, 2019
[quote author=inoski4396xxx post=78506774][/quote]Do you know that if you save your second phone line with '131' as the name, you can send any message from your other phone line and it would appear as though it was from 131?
Do you also know that you could create multiple accounts on facebook, open a page within minutes and use all those accounts of youra to start thanking yourself for doing a favour to you?

In other words, I trust my NL moderators to attend to you shortly. Please, stay on the line.
EducationRe: A Football Picture That Encourages How We Can Achieve Our Goals In Life by DesChyko: 6:53pm On May 16, 2019
Chubhie:
Below is called chewing gum marking.
We all know how that one ended though. cry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My ..... by DesChyko: 6:34am On May 14, 2019
falcon01:
why you marry you no get job? worse even gave birth thats not fair to the child!
Lol.. Guy. If the baby is about 3 months old and spent about 9 months in the womb, that's about 12 months and he's been out of a job for 8 months.
Take time to add 2 and 2 together nah.
Factor in the chance that the child-bearing experiment may have been going on for a while before being successful this time.

OP, persevere. I will do my bit by sharing the snapshot.

PoliticsRe: Adeleke Will Get Victory At Supreme Court –brother by DesChyko: 7:50am On May 12, 2019
In his dreams.
The only court he will get a victory as it stands now, is the one whose verdicts are decided by the people whom he will represent.
Not the one chaired by the President's henchman. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by DesChyko: 5:51am On May 07, 2019
highcollide:
Calculate player sales. Coutinho was sold for £140m....the money was used to buy Van dijk and allison.
What part of player sales reduced the cost of each player making up the purchases, bros? Did you even read what you quoted?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by DesChyko: 5:50am On May 07, 2019
EbukaHades10:
He said "net" spending.

Net spend, which is defined as the difference between money earned from player sales and the money spent on new recruits.


‘Net’ Spend Since Klopp Arrived at Anfield

Man City – £404m

Man United – £320m

Chelsea – £208m

Arsenal – £162m

Liverpool – £126m

Updated 25th, January 2019
He said 'net spending'. I did not. He quoted me from nowhere, calling me an idiot saying Liverpool net spending isn't up to £50m, which you have subtly disproved. My comment on Liverpool spending was to fault a claim which said Klopp has spent more than Guardiola. My interest in this case was not about profits but purchases.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by DesChyko: 11:27pm On May 06, 2019
highcollide:
shut up your mouth you idiot. Klopps net spending is not even up to £50m . Liverpool sell players, add money and purchase better players. That's how we operate.


Don't litter the thread with your ignorance.
I don't know where you got the 'net' from. But it would be really nice of you to prove me wrong.
2018/19: £161,000,000
2017/18: £155,000,000
2016/17: £67,900,000
2015/16: £5,100,000
Were this not Klopp's spendings?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by DesChyko: 11:19pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
You are a mischievous person. The argument was about Guardiola's managerial skills but like a devious potter, you skewed it on its axis to mould an argument which fits the narrative you intend to further
Correct me if I am wrong, but the year you stated was 2008 - 2012. I believe if you intended to say season, you can't blame me for not being able to read your mind. I simply countered exactly what you posted.

Guardiola was coach only from the 2008/2009 season to 2011/2012 season. In about 3 years, he won the UCL twice and with a semi final.
Let's pretend the fourth year and every other year in his managerial career didn't exist then. Assuming that wasn't the discussion that led us to this 'past'.


Messi, Pedro, Villa, Alba and many others were freshly picked to become mainstay first team Barca players by Guardiola.

Eto'o was phased off like Ronaldinho.
Messi that was part of 2006 Barca UCL squad freshly picked?? Villa of Valencia that balled at Valencia is now La Masia? Who was Alba sef in Barca's UCL winning squad? Even Pedro can't stake claim to a team shirt in 2009 Barca side!!


Guardiola still has the highest number of consecutive wins in history in the Spanish, German and English Premier League. He's got the best statistics so far.
Well, seeing how right your statistics has been since you've been dropping them, I'm not looking forward to the bests you claim he has in the 'world'.


You know you have lost an argument when you as a Man. United fan keep comparing one team (Barcelona) to a whole league (EPL). It's like a WWE handicap match against 19 opponents.
For one who derided me for turning this argument from Guardiola to Barcelona, this is very smart of you. Keep it up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by DesChyko: 10:53pm On May 06, 2019
ovcwality:
Keep quiet, Guardiola is the greatest coach ever, that barca team was so entertaining to watch. Without money man u will be nothing, epl will be nothing, basically all this rich teams will be nothing too for a long run time if u decide to argue, so stop making excuses. city are here to dominate, when them chelsea be dey spend abramovic money, u no complain name now wey city get money too u wan complain ba? taaa!! grin
It is often wise to understand a conversation before you jump into it. cool
What is the relationship between what you quoted and what you posted, bros?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by DesChyko: 10:45pm On May 06, 2019
osazsky:
but kloop spent more than city,and didn't win anything,,how do u describe such coach,give wolves d 205 m u guys spent this season and watch them lift throphys,kloop floop is overrated and should b sacked,pep won d league this season by spending only 60m on a useless marez and he did not buy in Jan,abeg he deserves an accolade stop deceiving urself
Klopp has spent about £455m in the same era Man City spent close to £800m. Get the facts right.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by DesChyko: 10:35pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
Funny. Mourinho is a big coach in his own right. Chelsea's money is an added advantage. He won in Portugal too.


Guardiola dominated Spanish and European club football from 2008 to 2012 with mostly freshly picked graduates of Barca's La Masia.

UCL asides, he reached Semi-finals with Bayern and dominated Germany than ever before.

You 6chesther United fans should focus your superiority fights with Watford and Wolves. After all, Aston Villa were once European champions. You are history now. Accept your fate.
From 2008 to 2012, UCL was won by 2 English Clubs, 1 Spanish Club and 1 Italian Club, none of which were back to back.
More aptly put, of the 10 teams that played in those five finals, Barcelona featured only twice, in which they won, failing to feature in three others. So I don't understand what you mean by dominate Europe from 2008 - 2012.
Freshly picked graduates from La Masia? Eto'o? Villa? Toure? Marquez? Henry? Abidal? Adriano? Mascherano? Oga, are you confusing La Masia for some place else?
Or perhaps, you mean Puyol, Xavi, Iniesta who are the mainstay of the team and well into their mid twenties then are the 'freshly picked'?
That's by the way though. Let's forget that goof.
Guardiola dominated Germany like never before. Perhaps there is a form of dominance in Germany that beats a European treble, you can lecture us on that. Fact is, Guardiola has brought nothing new to Man City trophywise.
We are history now, you say. Even you can't defend that statement.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by DesChyko: 9:25pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
Most of you became Madrid and Juventus fans because of Penaldo.

Man. City has the Barca blueprint plus Pep Guardiola and several Barcelona players and ex players are a core of the Man. City.

What's more? Man. City and Guardiola have continued to humiliate you Barca-hating EPL clubs and fans. Long shall the humiliation continue.
Man up to reality.
Chelsea got Abramovic dollars, won the league back to back the following year under Mourinho.
And you're trying to make this about Guardiola, and not the Sheikh's back pocket. Or did you suddenly forget that Guardiola took over a treble winning Bayern Munich but couldn't replicate Jupp Heyneckes feat? Just tell me what new trophy Guardiola brought to Man City.
In summary, What was Man City without the Sheikh?
Answer: Noisy Neighbours.

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