₦airaland Forum

martineverest:
I thought u guys once said it was the best ' league'...it's now 'the most competitive', right?

when Ur overrated teams keep messing up in UCL,their fans have subtly switched from 'best' to 'most competitive'

It being the best has always been about its competitiveness.
You just realising it is just pretence in place of acceptance that every other league is predictable from the start.

Faint dance Remix

All Fake Nigerians on this matter, gather here for a selfie

QUESTION: Why do you always use ‘big grammar’?

ANSWER: I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.

INTERVIEWER: Okay Sir.

MyGeneration:
That's really poor for an engineer. To use a full blown jack to lift an ordinary wheel barrow. That's total waste of resources and total lack of innovation. Apart from that u had to lie down to fix under a wheel barrow u could have turned over. Thats totally illogical. I would score you 20 over 100

The sense of humour of this my generation is pathetic

I quit.

What I tried? I expressed D in terms of a and a - 901 via Pythagoras.
Then I used that value of D to express the area of the triangle using various formulas for finding area of a triangle so I can equate them and solve for a.

But

The resulting polynomial is not something I'm willing to see in my dreams tonight.

The keyboard appears to be wireless. Can't see the CTRL key(s) either.

The bus has three doors . And I guess it should be open to admit the boarding passenger on the curb. Can I chip in that the window on the driver side looks awkward.

The dragonfly should be pollinating the flowers instead.

Funny story, thief.

Scrap market.
What will it cost to upload a neat car?

Could this be the one about which Duncan Mighty once said 'ikebe dey blow groundnut'?

I don't understand the face picmixed with Laura's selfie in that last picture though

I was hoping to see a factual analysis of the subject matter but the emotion behind the delivery of this piece muddled up the subject matter.

It's a little incomprehensible how one harbours this much distaste for a car brand like a rival salesman with a morbid sense of competitive spirit

slimzy28:
Like if you are here to check the mad alloy

Saw the alloy, but not the mad part

Punctuality is the soul of business.
But the real story here is how somebody passing by in his/her car managed to know all these
Did the news somehow make it to the car stereo?

castrol180:
Any mathematics teacher here should help solve this:

Florence spent 3/7 of her money on books, 1/4 of the money on clothes and 1/8 of it on her family. She then had #22.00 left. How much money did she have before this expenditure?

The whole is 1. That is the fraction she has spent and the fraction that remains is 1
Fraction spent = 3/7 + 1/4 + 1/8 = 45/56
Fraction left = 1 - 45/56 = 11/56
But 11/56 of her money = #22
Her money = (22 × 56) ÷ 11 = #108
So, she had #108 before the expenditure.

fairfora:
I did but to uber and before I book a ride, I always choose to pay cash to the driver at the end of the trip instead of paying with card. Anytime I'm overseas, I book uber ride too or Lyft and enjoy the only available option which is card payment. I'm always confident I won't be duped because the system work seamlessly over there. The law too is effective

I actually mean any other person linked to Taxify with his own bank card.

Well, whom else linked your bank card to Taxify?
That's a better place to begin.

Similar triangles? Or tangent lines

Is this the sign I have been waiting for to finally uninstall this application?

Emily22:
Only ur family used almost 8 models of umidigi.egbon , take am easy na.
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Shey you sabi read like this sha?
I no even understand where this your understanding come from.

You say 'catches' and it ended there.
You didn't add that the prosecutor questioned him what was in the paper and the witness said the contents was about himself.
If there was any issue over that, do you think the prosecutor would let it end at that? The story to take home from this witness testimony is that he brought the forms for himself and his boss, and he also submitted them after they were filled.
The next witness the CJN's team wants to summon is the CCB's boss. Let's see how that pans out.

Please add 'Comedy Skit' to the title.
Misleading title

If you don't know what it means to be a statesman; watch and learn from His Excellency.
Haters just be looking to drag his name in mud by hook and crook.
Unfortunately, their paymaster has soiled his name so bad, Abacha's exploits are beginning to look human after all.

Iamgrey5:
You are now making judgments based on a petition that is yet to be deliberated upon in a court

I guess this was your stance also when MURIC made their judgements on Onnoghen's case despite International condemnation and you gave your endorsement.

Iamgrey5:
Muric is right on this issue

Before you defend yourself, you may want to read MURIC's submission on this issue then and the reality on ground today.

APC already replied INEC that there was no need to cancel the election

Osyxcel:
He contested for the Presidency under Action Congress in 2007.

Thanks for the heads up

Smh.
Even manager don collect headline small.

Make these people go rest abeg. Adeleke collect victory at Tribunal yesterdays. Elections nah today. Those are mpre interesting pieces than all the fuckeries amongst them

He has lost Kaduna, he will always lose Kaduna, he will lose Kaduna 10 more times because he has never won Kaduna in any presidential elections.”

And I thought this was the first time Atiku was a presidential candidate of any party.
Got it. AC in 2007

Emeka Iheodioha you are loved by your people.
Use it wisely unlike the person before you.

It's well accepted that President Buhari is all about his 97% - 5% mantra.

But at least, these people form part of the 97%!

Since he claims to fight corruption, can he not just call these people and those who allow it because of the defence budget to order??

The wise ones say

"If you wake up in the morning and a fowl starts chasing you; better run because it may have grown teeth overnight"

How one 'Joe Igbokwe' ensemblance begins to feel more knowledgeable than the elders that designed wisdom is very wonderful indeed.

I believe the people of Anambra spoke through their votes on their opinions of Peter Obi and Willie Obiano in two different polls.

What is the opinion of one befuddled mind against the people who walked the foot trails of these two men through thick and thin?

Onye mgbu a choro I wete nsogbu n'etiti umunne.
Nna gbaawa door.

Bamidey:
Believe it brothers, Pep na better coach.

I dey tell you!

And VAR na better invention