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PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election: Live Updates And Reports by DesChyko: 7:27am On Feb 23, 2019
May our conscience help us get it right this time.

While we are at this, remember as an individual, you have unfulfilled dreams and a number of people waiting to see you at the end of the day.

Please, do not keep them waiting in exchange for something that doesn't help your personal dreams.

Bragging rights are just bragging rights. Do not exchange it for the things that really matter. Just do what you need to do; not necessarily what you want to do.

See you tomorrow! cool
PoliticsRe: Atiku To Win Lagos And Kano. by DesChyko: 7:11am On Feb 23, 2019
Of course, Atiku is the right man to win.

Any other result is fraudulent.
CelebritiesRe: Ceec Sportswear Site Shut Down As She Sold Out Barely 24hours by DesChyko: 9:13pm On Feb 21, 2019
johntraffic:
The CEO of Cegar ,Ceec who recently started her sportswear company posted that she is shocked as to the traffic she got from her product site which she just launched yesterday. The site is currently down due to high volume of sales and visitors. She assures her customers to be patient as she is currently restocking and fixing the site.
...and on the other thread, one Nairaland prophet was predicting how her 'bad manners' on BBnaija would end the business so fast.

It's wise men realise that they are just men.
CelebritiesRe: Has Cristiano Ronaldo Had Plastic Surgery? PHOTOS by DesChyko: 9:04pm On Feb 21, 2019
nelsonebby:
Lol. This is Ronaldo plastic fans logo
Proudly a Ronaldo fanboy.
If you don't like it....
Show me a player who has won all major trophies in the two biggest leagues of his time undecided
EducationRe: What Your Sleeping Position Says About YOU by DesChyko: 8:52pm On Feb 21, 2019
Olachase:
I sleep from position 1-6 so what am i
Jack of all trade

RomanceRe: Singer, Cassie Strips Completely Naked In Saucy Instagram Photos by DesChyko: 9:06pm On Feb 20, 2019
You've been waiting so long, I'm here to answer your call... grin
'Me and You'
I loved that soundtrack.
PoliticsRe: Ohaneze Deceiving Buhari, Atiku, Can’t Influence Igbo Voting – Moghalu by DesChyko: 5:13pm On Feb 20, 2019
Tha last thing Moghalu can be doing at this point is to deceive himself. grin
When it was alleged that Ohaneze endorsed Buhari, there was a massive backlash from the igbofolk on how Ohaneze is not speaking for them.
Now that it is obvious they are in support of Atiku, the igbofolk are relaxed over proceedings.
It is audible to the deaf and visible to the blind that the votes of the igbofolk are dedicated already. cool
PhonesRe: Samsung Launches New Budget Galaxy M Series – Samsung Galaxy M10, M20 And M30 by DesChyko: 9:01pm On Feb 19, 2019
marc55:
E concern u?... Is it ur thief?
No. It is your thief undecided

Ara
PhonesRe: Samsung Launches New Budget Galaxy M Series – Samsung Galaxy M10, M20 And M30 by DesChyko: 7:57pm On Feb 19, 2019
Mrnakeina:
thieves
Samsung thieves?

PoliticsRe: Man Caught With Already Prepared Election Result Sheet In Umuahia (Video) by DesChyko: 7:37am On Feb 16, 2019
I bet I could do better with Word or Excel.
This one is amateurish. Couldn't even change the font type from the normal Calibri undecided
What I'm trying to say is; this propaganda is dead on arrival.
RomanceRe: D by DesChyko: 3:10pm On Feb 15, 2019
iboboyswag:
omoapena I was going to say this but since this brother has done that, let me just add my voice. No ICPC, POLICE or EFCC will help you here. Your best point for justice is the Line union. Report the seller to the line union with evidence of purchase and watch justice get done.

The unions in ALABA, ASPANDA, LADIPO et al are more powerful than police in that environment.
Your head dey there. He for just go straight to Union when the issue begin yeye.
RomanceRe: D by DesChyko: 3:09pm On Feb 15, 2019
daddytime:
Na here una dey get mouth....

You are now faced with a situation in the real world to show how much of a mouth you have but you ran down to this virtual world to complain and beg for help...

Very funny set and situation...
I'ld have questioned how you manage to live like this, but then, wisdom would have no meaning without foolishness existing
RomanceRe: D by DesChyko: 3:07pm On Feb 15, 2019
Omoapena:
I just found myself in a messed up situation and I need justice from anyone who can help me.

I went to alaba international market
Thank God these days, there are some kind of sanity in Alaba.
For starters, is it GUO side or F-line?
I believe they have Union offices here and there.
There is one close to the main gates. You can table a report there.

Alternatively, just hit up any close pals you have there. It's smoother when you have a trusted friend in the system.

These scammers are just forming die-hard to see if they can get any fish. Just don't give them rest. You will get your stuffs back, either a good TV or your own goods. But be sure that they'ld have tampered with the TV you brought.
PoliticsRe: Walter Onnoghen, Ex-CJN Standing In The Dock (Photos) by DesChyko: 2:25pm On Feb 15, 2019
NgeneUkwenu:
.. would succumb to the rule of law.
L
shocked shocked
Wonders shall never end.
A Buharist talking about rule of law??
I'ld rather take beauty tips from Obasanjo grin
AutosRe: Bicycle For Sale N15,000 (negotiable) by DesChyko: 10:41am On Feb 15, 2019
...and you expect me to buy it without its fire extinguisher?
Please I don't want FRSC nonsense this year embarassed
PoliticsRe: Acting CJN Swears In 17 More Chairmen And Members Of Election Petition Tribunals by DesChyko: 7:20am On Feb 15, 2019
Corrinthians:
Someone, look for Pachukwudi44 AKA Ngwakwe, the bigoted disgraced ex mod, and give him a bear hug. The man needs to be restrained from all lethal objects right now.
He's hard to see on these threads these days just like you were hard to see after Atiku's parade of US grin

You didn't forget your threats then or have you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Paris Saint-Germain: UCL (0 - 2) On 12th February 2019 by DesChyko: 7:26pm On Feb 13, 2019
raphieMontella:
una two dull o...

Chelsea is the last English team to win the champions league... in 2012...

which is under the range of the last ten years...the nigger is correct
What you read is an edited version.
The nigger said 'no English team'
You read 'one English team'

So, you're defending a troll.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Paris Saint-Germain: UCL (0 - 2) On 12th February 2019 by DesChyko: 11:19pm On Feb 12, 2019
PRESENTATION:
After a draw then defeat ain’t far.

Big congrats to Manure FC it ain’t easy wining PSG.
Here’s why it’s bad. The history of Manchester United being called “Man U” / Manure goes all way the back to the time of the Busby Babes. After the Munich disaster, the name ‘Man U’ was disgustingly used by Leeds and Liverpool fans to insult Manchester United FC.

Examples of such chants included “Duncan Edward is ManUre, rotting in his grave, man you are ManUre, rotting in your grave.” and “Man U, Man U, went on a plane. Man U Man U never came home again.”

Since then the term has become derogatory to the club and synonymous with insults aimed after the tragedy. While rival fans will always be rivals, neutrals, including media companies, should recognize the history associated with the term.

The Munich disaster is not all about Manchester United as it affected several people in the footballing community, families and members of the general public. A term that serves to insult all those people is just not right, and it is up to you to help let everyone know exactly what it means.

None of the TV presenters or football pundits ever use the term Man U. In case you were ignorant of this fact, you still have a chance to stop using the term Man U.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Paris Saint-Germain: UCL (0 - 2) On 12th February 2019 by DesChyko: 11:15pm On Feb 12, 2019
Shittaakeem:
Chelsea won 2012
That one no be ball person.
Na ordinary troll.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Paris Saint-Germain: UCL (0 - 2) On 12th February 2019 by DesChyko: 8:59pm On Feb 12, 2019
Two greatest goalies of their time on the pitch tonight grin
PhonesRe: Apple Trolled Google by DesChyko: 6:09am On Feb 12, 2019
This table Apple is shaking.
Samsung or Huawei will come for them now embarassed
EducationRe: CONFIRMED! Mosquito Now Going Extinct In Nigeria With New Device by DesChyko: 12:54pm On Feb 10, 2019
ednut1:
Does not work. I have one in my room. Wasted 6k. No single mosquito killed by it
LMAO grin

Busted.. Literally
Car TalkRe: Man Uses A Rope To Pull A Faulty Car In Benin, Edo State by DesChyko: 8:46pm On Feb 08, 2019
Mtschew.
I was even expecting the faulty car to be following him casually as he is walking.
Abi izzit noh Edo again? undecided
PoliticsRe: Vote And Protect Your Votes, Atiku’s Wife, Jennifer Douglas-abubakar Task Women by DesChyko: 9:51pm On Feb 07, 2019
Vote the man standing with the majority and not the privileged few..

Majority like Gandollar, Amaechi, e.t.c grin
PoliticsRe: The Real Reasons Saraki Couldn’t Proceed With Onnoghen Case At Supreme Court-SR by DesChyko: 5:21pm On Feb 06, 2019
So in conclusion, because the Senate are table partners with Oga Presido, the constitution and democracy be damned.

I love Nigeria, forget. We sabi how to mumu professionally. grin
PhonesRe: More Telecoms Subscribers' Woes Loom by DesChyko: 8:53pm On Feb 05, 2019
eleojo23:
... I mean I am right in front of you and you can see my face...sad
(
How hard could that be abeg? sad
PhonesRe: More Telecoms Subscribers' Woes Loom by DesChyko: 8:09pm On Feb 05, 2019
After capturing my photo and biometrics in the guise of SIM registration, I will still have to present all manner of identification before I can retrieve a lost SIM.

What identification is better than seeing my picture and thumbprints in person and confirming it is the same with what's on their database? huh
RomanceRe: Re: by DesChyko: 7:45pm On Feb 05, 2019
I weak for Nigerians sha.
In one breath, they'll condemn one for bringing a child into this world when he/she is unready for what gives.
In the next breath, they'll condemn one for wanting to prevent bringing a child into this world because he/she is unready for what gives

undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

RomanceRe: Big Ass Girls Serving It Hot....bring Your Vaseline Along by DesChyko: 7:28pm On Feb 05, 2019
I'm very certain lefulefu's comment is not one of those screened out
He's like the IG of 'booty' discussions on NL.
A 'booty' thread is incomplete without his input grin
Even mods know that cheesy
FamilyRe: Bride Price Collection Is Big Business In Some Parts Of Nigeria (Pics) by DesChyko: 4:51am On Feb 05, 2019
JjBankys:
Not that expensive everything there self is not up to 1M undecided
I tire o undecided
PoliticsRe: Girl Shares Her Sister's Marriage Introduction On Social Media;see Reactions by DesChyko:
Somebody see 'ikpa nri' and 'brideprice' still call am introduction undecided

All these town boys sef angry

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