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Politics › Re: Every Igbo Person Gets Goosebumps On Sighting This Place While Going To The East by DesChyko: 9:13am On Dec 30, 2023
Omoawoke:
If igbos can emulate the way OP did this thread, no comparison, no attack on others, no hate , no chest beating. He just expressed himself and his feeling towards home.
But you can’t expect to be dishing out hate and receive love in return, that’s the foundation of the incessant attacks against anything Igbo on social media.
Guess the first person to mention hate (twice) on this thread? And there was also talk of baby factory that went largely ignored.

Count your tongue with your teeth.
Family › Re: I Sold Soap And Dried Fish In Lagos Before Everything Changed. by DesChyko: 9:10am On Dec 30, 2023
fidelmarshal199:
She is married with 2 children.
That's for her to let interested people find out. However, I was reacting to this 👇🏾

fidelmarshal199:
This forum is for divulging or pouring out your opinions not for dating or hookups.
Even the forum has a romance section so let the singles breathe.
Romance › Re: I Want To Cancel The Marriage Plans. What Do You Think? by DesChyko: 9:00am On Dec 30, 2023
I'd advise you just draft the separation/settlement plan. It's likely she will request some finance to move on, or cause you some trouble before disengaging. However, one thing is certain; the lies you heard from her about someone else, same lies will be told about you to someone else. I rest my case.
Family › Re: I Sold Soap And Dried Fish In Lagos Before Everything Changed. by DesChyko: 8:51am On Dec 30, 2023
fidelmarshal199:
What's so inspiring in her post that made you wanna know her better?

I don't know why you guys are always after the female on this forum, is that there is no females in your immediate environment or dating apps doesn't work on your phone.

This forum is for divulging or pouring out your opinions not for dating or hookups
I don't think you should be bothered what singles do here, except you feel threatened 😏
Autos › Re: Powerbike For Sale by DesChyko: 8:47am On Dec 30, 2023
Omo.. That's a lot of money for a bike unveiled in 1989 bud 😏
Politics › Re: Is Twitter The New Headquarters Of Tribalism? by DesChyko: 11:31pm On Dec 29, 2023
On the contrary, you see what you want. Unlike on Nairaland where Nigerian politics overshadowed everything, Twitter is a mixbag of everyone and everything across the globe. With a combination of Follows/Unfollows/Blocks and Muting some words from your Timeline, you can have one devoid of that nonsense.

It's a hard ask to expect this from Nairaland at this stage so.. 🌚
Politics › Re: Beautiful Villages And Streets In Enugu And Owerri ( Pictures ) by DesChyko: 11:24pm On Dec 29, 2023
walefresh3:
Naa true I know enugu don finally develop pass fct Abuja
Not calling you a liar o, but someone else posted this picture 6 years ago. And it wasn't in Enugu. 😏

Politics › Re: Anambra Road Revolution: Soludo Commissions 11KM Road Built By Private Citizens by DesChyko: 11:18pm On Dec 29, 2023
This is commendable. Our trips home should have kick-starting infrastructural developments as it's foremost agenda. Even the August meetings should have our women discussing how they can come into play. We have since known our governors tend to be useless, let's keep them on their toes. It's a win for us either ways.

Congrats to the indigenes. You are the sons of your fathers.
Politics › Re: Every Igbo Person Gets Goosebumps On Sighting This Place While Going To The East by DesChyko: 10:59pm On Dec 29, 2023
Yaaaaasssssss!!! grin Normally, once you see it from afar while still in Asaba, the goosebumps begin. It's not by Sagamu, Ijebu Ode, Ore, Bypass, Auchi, Umunede, et al. The sound of the wind and tyres when crossing the bridge nko? Priceless.

You will then see that Flavour Life advert.

Those that went home, is that advert still there ABI another beer ti takeover? grin grin
Politics › Re: Edo 2024: Labour Party, Apapa Factions Clash Over Governorship Primaries by DesChyko: 10:07pm On Dec 29, 2023
I heard Edo youth beat up some people that claimed to be LP. Is it them? 😁😁
Food › Re: Cooking Soups With Only Groundnut Oil Instead Of Palm (red)oil by DesChyko: 9:45pm On Dec 29, 2023
Groundnut oil or Vegetable oil?
Politics › Re: Negotiate With Bandits, Build Them Schools, Hospitals, Gumi Tells Tinubu by DesChyko(op): 9:26pm On Dec 29, 2023
RepoMan007:
They assume schools and hospitals demand will make them sound humane to their victims they abduct from schools and deny hospital treatment in captivity.
If they never had this knowledge, them they possible would never. The ones that migrate for a better life elsewhere, then put their heads down and work towards it didn't come from an alien womb.
Politics › Re: BETTY Knew About The Death Of Akeredolu Three Hours Before Public Knowledge - AD by DesChyko: 9:22pm On Dec 29, 2023
It's normal for family to know about their relatives death and choose when to disclose it nah.

Should we talk about Yar'Adua's? All these non-issues sef.
Romance › Re: Woman Shares Chat That Made Her Block Her Close Male Friend by DesChyko: 9:17pm On Dec 29, 2023
Well, it's a juju avoidance thing. Even your mother will advise you to keep it under lids.
TV/Movies › Re: Top 10 Movie Producers In Nigeria (2023) by DesChyko: 9:08pm On Dec 29, 2023
The best Nigerian movie of 2023 is unarguably, The Black Book. The director is not on this list 🌚

Do with this information, what you wish.

Politics › Re: Negotiate With Bandits, Build Them Schools, Hospitals, Gumi Tells Tinubu by DesChyko(op):
Current Vice President, Kashim Shettima and former Gov, Nasir EL Rufai were part of those at Goodluck Jonathan's neck, advocating for negotiating and building of infrastructures for them. Yet, what difference did any of that make? Jonathan spent a whooping 15 billion to provide social infrastructure for them, including 50 schools and 9 Universities.

All of these were allowed to rot away under Buhari who did not believe in the schools idea, but generously negotiated with bandits, giving them 'spa treatments' when the need arises. It is on record that conditions such as the bandits' leader's wife given world class pregnancy care and delivery, bandits imprisoned were released, and unnamed sums released to them at intervals as a way of easing the storm. Today, the situation is worse.

So what exactly is Gumi saying again?
Politics › Negotiate With Bandits, Build Them Schools, Hospitals, Gumi Tells Tinubu by DesChyko(op): 8:38pm On Dec 29, 2023
Renowned Islamic cleric, Sheikh Ahmad Abubakar Gumi, has urged Bola Tinubu to engage in negotiations with numerous bandit groups responsible for widespread violence across the nation.

A former military officer, Gumi argued that allocating substantial funds for weaponry to combat insurgency was outdated and an inefficient use of taxpayers’ money. The controversial religious figure stressed the importance of adopting non-kinetic approaches to address insecurity.

Gumi asserted that banditry stemmed from the longstanding farmer-herder crisis in the Northern region, characterizing it as a social issue that could be resolved through honest dialogue with the perpetrators.

“This is not the first time such is happening. The military should fight the military. Tank by tank. Jet by jet. The military should be out of fighting insecurity. We are not fighting Cameroon or Togo.”

“In every society you have very good people and they are the majority. Nigerians are very humble people; very resilient who can sustain a lot of hardship. So I don’t see why good governance and good policing should be a big deal."

“All the money we spend on buying all these Second World War aeroplanes and artillery and jets to fight insurgency is an archaic way of dealing with this issue. And billions of naira are spent on that."

“Negotiate with these people. Build for them schools and hospitals. Let them have future. Build for them markets. Even the people we call bandits, what they sometimes complain is that they no longer have cattle markets because whenever they establish market, it gets destroyed.

“ So the military should be out of this picture completely. We are not fighting a foreign country. We should develop our internal security,” he added.

https://parallelfactsnews.com/negotiate-with-bandits-gumi-to-tinubu/

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Politics › Re: Lagos Gives Traders At Computer Village POWA Complex 24 Hours To Vacate Property by DesChyko: 6:42pm On Dec 29, 2023
seanfer:
Also which tenant will obtain a court order against his/her landlady not to renovate his building.
Maybe the one who just paid their rent 🤔
Romance › Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman; Man Dies From Bullet 20 Years After He Dodged It by DesChyko(op):
In the late 1800s, a man named Henry Ziegland lived in Texas. He was dating a young woman, but decided to end their relationship, and she became deeply heartbroken. In her distress, she took her own life. Her brother, filled with anger and grief, sought revenge on Ziegland and confronted him. During the confrontation, he shot at Ziegland and then turned the gun on himself, taking his own life.

Unbeknownst to everyone, the bullet intended for Ziegland had missed its mark and embedded itself in a nearby tree. Ziegland, believing he had escaped the threat, eventually moved on with his life.

Years later, around 1913, Ziegland decided to remove the same tree. Unable to chop it down with an axe, he used dynamite to bring it down. As the tree exploded, the long-forgotten bullet was dislodged and propelled with great force, striking Ziegland in the head leading to his death.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/readersblog/herbinger/death-postponed-as-the-bullet-shot-in-revenge-took-twenty-years-to-hit-and-kill-56202/

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Politics › Re: New Year: Ukachukwu Requests 16 Soldiers, 20 Policemen, 12 DSS For Security by DesChyko: 4:54pm On Dec 29, 2023
Angelfrost:
Do you mean Flavour and Phyno move around the Anambra with massive security just to show off their Statuses??!
I'm not about to argue with you since it is obvious you're spoiling for one. Here is an article on Financial Times talking about Nigerian Security Forces being for hire. All of his examples were in Lagos. I'll leave it at that. https://www.ft.com/content/a12bb6b1-798d-4863-8b49-104a56ccc716

Meaning they can choose to go there without security like Drake does in America??!
Isn't private security/bodyguards doing the same task over there? I've not been to USA before. Maybe you have been there to have known they have the option to randomly pick security forces but choose not to.

So, the choice is yours. Is Lagos a war-zone like the Sambisa or Celebrities actually use Security details as status symbol? The choice is yours, mate 👇

Politics › Re: New Year: Ukachukwu Requests 16 Soldiers, 20 Policemen, 12 DSS For Security by DesChyko: 4:28pm On Dec 29, 2023
Angelfrost:
Can any of your top Igbo celebrities dare enter their hometowns without tight security comprising of at least 2 heavily-armed Police or Military men??
All top celebrities move around with security personnel as a status symbol, besides security matters. The inordinate allocation of security men had been an issue since 1960 everywhere. Even ordinary Yahoo boys do that these days, so you'd have to be more specific.😒
Politics › Re: New Year: Ukachukwu Requests 16 Soldiers, 20 Policemen, 12 DSS For Security by DesChyko: 4:24pm On Dec 29, 2023
I know a good number of millionaires from Osumenyi who travelled home this festive period and Nigerian security forces did not lock up the barracks. So if Oga don shit for church, make he go pay his dues.
Politics › Re: Lovely Photos Of President Tinubu With Son, Seyi, Daughter In-law Layal & Kids by DesChyko: 4:19pm On Dec 29, 2023
JuanDeDios:
Ayi Kwei Amah–The Beautiful Ones Are Not Yet Born. Correlation, sir/ma?
Ahh.. Perfecto! You're God Sent. I was set to ask my workplace Book Club members this. I really don't enjoy forgetting book names😁

Politics › Re: Lovely Photos Of President Tinubu With Son, Seyi, Daughter In-law Layal & Kids by DesChyko: 11:32am On Dec 29, 2023
Who remembers the Chichidodo bird referenced in one literature from yesteryears?

The bird that likes maggot but hates faeces when it is in faeces that maggots grow best? 😁
Romance › Re: Pass Here At 2am Or Go Back To Your Ex by DesChyko: 11:27am On Dec 29, 2023
Moving into the tunnel like Michael Jackson moonwalk
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: “we Will Pay You N911k Monthly” – France Announces Job Opportunities For Nigeria by DesChyko: 10:37am On Dec 29, 2023
Chaaaiiii.. This is a wonderful experiential learning opportunity!

Direct Link: https://assistants.france-education-international.fr/#al

NB: Use translator o, make you for no loss.
Politics › Re: INEC Promotes 5,196 Members Of Staff by DesChyko: 10:23am On Dec 29, 2023
For a heist well done, I reckon. Shame.

After all the allegation of widespread corruption in INEC.. What did the DSS do undercover to investigate the matter? Zilch. Did the NPF conduct any sting operation to verify the incident? Nope. Was any topdog arraigned or convicted for the no-shows in the end? At all. Even the Rivers State heist was swept under the carpet before our very own eyes. BEFORE OUR VERY OWN EYES. All of them at the top, turned an eyeless eye socket.

It wouldn't be out of place for a green-white-green colored map of Nigeria to replace the definition of corruption in the next edition of Oxford Learners Dictionary.
Celebrities › Re: Ola Of Lagos Busted By A White Man Over Fake Price by DesChyko: 10:15am On Dec 29, 2023
MrProlific95:
Even the whiteman made a mistake too, he had to recant the initial 2million dollars earlier stated to 5million dollars.
I guess the difference is he recanted in the same one video and didn't bother editing that part off. I guess Ola had all the time in the world to verify and edit before putting it out there, but hey, it's Nigeria where anything sells. I saw the Ola video and bought it so I didn't bother verifying but stored that information anyways. This is a welcome video from the white dude because it cut short misinformation that was already widespread.

That aside, Ola is a global brand. If he didn't know that before, he certainly does now. This is a wake-up call to his popularity, so more grease to his elbows 💪🏾
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are There Remote Jobs In Nigeria? by DesChyko: 10:06am On Dec 29, 2023
Surface2AirToto:
Make una dey there dey find remote jobs, idiots, don't create one for yourselves. My advice to any sensible person reading this is to try as much as possible be to be self employed, you will never know the kind of happiness and peace to of mind that comes with that thing until you experience it.
My advice to you is that you read more. Average statistical analysis by renowned experts show that 20% of new businesses fail during the first two years of being open, 45% during the first five years, and 65% during the first 10 years. Only 25% of new businesses make it to 15 years or more. We are yet to plug in the Nigerian factor.

Just so you know, there are employees raking in more than you make monthly, and whose job security may outlast your business, statistically speaking. I'm not sure how old your business is but you'd want to focus more on putting your head down and holding unto your horses. Everyone has a path and everyone will explore it. There is no manual to life, so no pressure anyone.

If there were half as many successful businesses/self-employed people, we'd as well be headed for trade by barter.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are There Remote Jobs In Nigeria? by DesChyko: 9:52am On Dec 29, 2023
Sure.. Lol. Maybe not many but there are. Going by the more popular comments here, sorry for the laugh, I wrongly assumed it's common knowledge because I happen to work remotely for a firm. I don't believe they are the only ones though.

I have colleagues who live in Abuja and Rivers but have been working where I work for about 4 years (I just joined last year). We come to the same office space every 5 days in a week. The physical offices are in Lagos.

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