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Politics › Re: Immigration Unveils Online Passport Application Portal Today by DesChyko: 9:58am On Jan 08, 2024
EEIA:
Passport wey you still no go use one of the 32 pages? grin
For this Nigeria wey be like this so, you no wan get passport?
Politics › Re: Immigration Unveils Online Passport Application Portal Today by DesChyko: 8:26am On Jan 08, 2024
Great invention, I must say! The validity of mine runs out this year and I hope I will have the opportunity to renew it through the portal.
Family › Re: 2 Spoons: Wife Who Demonstrated Loyalty To Husband Gets Over ₦2M Cash Gift by DesChyko(op): 7:19am On Jan 08, 2024
NewDea4:
You're joking, right? Because what difference does it make if I refer to men as guys?

I bet am way older than you are in reality, because you wouldn't obsess over such an inconsequential lexical point if not for the fact that you lack actual life experience
Okay nah.
Politics › Re: Abducting Northern Children, Changing Their Religion, Language Must Stop - Emir by DesChyko: 2:34am On Jan 08, 2024
This is super weird. Isn't this the experience of Chibok Christian girls? What did the Emir have to say then?

Anything to call the dog a bad name for an excuse to hang it though.
Family › Re: If You Used These Perfumes And You're Not Married Hmmmm... by DesChyko: 2:22am On Jan 08, 2024
There is a white body spray then, I think the name is infinity or so. Lemme see if I can see a pic of it.

AHH.. Got it!

richiemcgold:
Am surprised nobody mentioned Malizia
Malizia UOMO 😁

Crime › Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by DesChyko: 1:16pm On Jan 07, 2024
sammiewrite:
@Seun I don't really think you want tribalism to end on this forum. The people whose side you have chosen, are the same who introduced tribalism into Nairaland and are still the most guilty of it.
In other words, he should leave things as is?

Damn.
Crime › Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by DesChyko: 1:08pm On Jan 07, 2024
Godwin4444:
what about those headless mobs who will wish u death simply because u don’t support their candidate
Provide an example of such posts by anyone who goes by 'headless mobs' or related username/association wishing Godwin4444 death.

This is to prove once and for all, that

1. such a user or an association exists on Nairaland and not you insulting anyone under this excuse.

2. You are not lying against anyone or just saying these things to promote hate against anyone.

The floor is yours.

Video evidences are also allowed.
Crime › Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by DesChyko: 1:04pm On Jan 07, 2024
Tektronics12:
Your choice of word doesn't make sense.
Nah you no pay better attention for English class, boss.

Crime › Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by DesChyko: 12:57pm On Jan 07, 2024
NGArmyTerrorist:
Also check the activities of the BBQ griller boy, leoking, fergie for their one sided hate against other tribes..
The bolded shows you have little idea what you're talking about.

Fergie keh? Till today, I don't know his leanings
Crime › Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by DesChyko: 12:48pm On Jan 07, 2024
favor914:
Exactly, I got banned a month ago for saying laziest tribe in the Niger Delta region, without actually mentioning any tribe, some imposter claimed rule 2, what was my offense?
'Covertly'. I'll help you with a dictionary definition.

It is likely you do not have the numbers or experience to make that assumption on whoever, but you went ahead to do that anyway.

Crime › Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by DesChyko: 12:43pm On Jan 07, 2024
This is welcome. By covertly, I hope you take into cognizance, the "Na dem" crooners.

A step at a time 😎
Politics › Re: Rivers PDP Chieftain Admits To Writing Results Against Labour Party (VIDEO) by DesChyko(op): 11:26am On Jan 07, 2024
Wainey:
I am from Rivers and participated in Rivers election.
Beautiful!

How did the election in your polling unit go? You can also just give us the PU info itself and we'd go look it up in the iREV.

Thanks in advance.
Politics › Re: Rivers PDP Chieftain Admits To Writing Results Against Labour Party (VIDEO) by DesChyko(op): 10:20am On Jan 07, 2024
Wainey:
Ok, Obi lost the election, Tinubu won the election, that is a fact and that is what every sane person knows.
Like the sane one in the video, obviously.

You're from Rivers, No? Participated in Rivers election, No?

So, what exactly are you bring to this table cool
Politics › Re: Rivers PDP Chieftain Admits To Writing Results Against Labour Party (VIDEO) by DesChyko(op): 10:15am On Jan 07, 2024
Wainey:
literally I created the thread after the pept judgement.
Okay. Let's say you were interested in saying who lost after all, unlike your earlier claim then. 🤷🏾‍♂️

We can now move on to truer claims and avoid blatant lies like the one below 👇🏾

Wainey:
I am not interested in saying who won and who lost.
Education › Re: Undercover: How A Nigerian Reporter Got Cotonou University-Degree In Six Weeks by DesChyko: 10:12am On Jan 07, 2024
Masterchef:
Who funded the guy? He spent a substantial sum on the certificate, the Ecowas passport and suspiciously, air/land travels to the NYSC orientation camp.
This bro. This is the realest deal. I can't wrap my head around it but we may likely never know.
Politics › Re: Rivers PDP Chieftain Admits To Writing Results Against Labour Party (VIDEO) by DesChyko(op): 10:09am On Jan 07, 2024
Wainey:
I am not interested in saying who won and who lost.
Yes, it is very obvious you're not interested in this, which is why you created a new thread to announce who lost, 7 months after the elections. 😎

Politics › Re: Rivers PDP Chieftain Admits To Writing Results Against Labour Party (VIDEO) by DesChyko(op): 10:04am On Jan 07, 2024
Ikaeniyan0:
Labour party also rigged massively in the south east.
You're right. Just as they massively rigged in Tinubu's/APC Lagos, even though they just emerged as a presidential political behemoth less than 2 years ago 😎

According to Bernard Taper, A cliche is a truth one doesn’t believe, but says it anyways.
Politics › Re: Rivers PDP Chieftain Admits To Writing Results Against Labour Party (VIDEO) by DesChyko(op):
Wainey:
All three parties rigged.

APC was just the smartest in rigging
The excuses we make to cover wrongdoings 😎


James cheated on his wife 👉🏾 Men are polygamous by nature.

Peter Obi is a decent governor unlike others 👉🏾 All politicians are evil.

Labour Party clearly won in Rivers 👉🏾 All three parties rigged.


Any excuse to avoid the crux of the matter 😎
Politics › Rivers PDP Chieftain Admits To Writing Results Against Labour Party (VIDEO) by DesChyko(op): 9:45am On Jan 07, 2024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2nzgIJK-Qs?si=bL4D6dy0dqEN7Mge

In this video that is now trending, a chieftain of PDP addressing a crowd of party supporters amidst the rift between Wike and Fubara disclosed that Labour Party won all the elections in Rivers, but they are the ones who wrote the election results in the manner it appeared.

It is assumed he is trying to show that Wike's political weight in the state is a mirage. He also said they are fearless and the state now has a governor that truly loves their people.
Family › Re: 2 Spoons: Wife Who Demonstrated Loyalty To Husband Gets Over ₦2M Cash Gift by DesChyko(op): 10:49pm On Jan 06, 2024
NewDea4:
She demonstrated insecurity NOT loyalty

You guys need to learn how to think
I have some things to share with you, but the fact that you used 'guys' instead of 'men' in this case, makes me think you're likely not into the marriage business and is talking from a single man's point of view. 😎

In which case it is better to let you learn your own way.
Politics › Re: We Did Not Make The Payments As Requested By Minister, Edu - Accountant-General by DesChyko: 4:36pm On Jan 06, 2024
MANNABBQGRILL:
Stealing the state money and transferring it to his family account.
Please provide proof of funds transfer from the State Government to his family account (he has a wife and two children so the family account should not be hard to find).

He frittered away their state treasury to fund his family business as revealed in Pandora papers.
Even Premium Times that published this Pandora news did not state this, but somehow you have this information. Can you point out exactly which business was funded by state funds and the documents that proves it? Here is the link to the newspiece https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/487997-pandora-papers-inside-peter-obis-secret-businesses-and-how-he-broke-the-law.html?tztc=1

Being caught with 250 million in cash!
Who effected this arrest and where was Peter Obi caught with 250 million in cash?

If however, you are unable to do show any of these, you who owns a business and has a family, but finds it easy to soil a righteous man's name for banter sake, it is well o. Know say God no dey sleep.
Politics › Re: We Did Not Make The Payments As Requested By Minister, Edu - Accountant-General by DesChyko: 4:36pm On Jan 06, 2024
[quote author= post=127808759]Stealing the state money and transferring it to his family account.[/quote]Please provide proof of funds transfer from the State Government to his family account (he has a wife and two children so the family account should not be hard to find).

He frittered away their state treasury to fund his family business as revealed in Pandora papers.
Even Premium Times that published this Pandora news did not state this, but somehow you have this information. Can you point out exactly which business was funded by state funds and the documents that proves it? Here is the link to the newspiece https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/487997-pandora-papers-inside-peter-obis-secret-businesses-and-how-he-broke-the-law.html?tztc=1

Being caught with 250 million in cash!
Who effected this arrest and where was Peter Obi caught with 250 million in cash?

If however, you are unable to do show any of these, you who owns a business and has a family, but finds it easy to soil a righteous man's name for banter sake, it is well o. Know say God no dey sleep.
Politics › Re: APC Wants INEC To Stop Inspection Of Election Materials Used In Kogi by DesChyko: 11:21am On Jan 06, 2024
Why? Do you require more time to complete what had been started?
Family › Re: 2 Spoons: Wife Who Demonstrated Loyalty To Husband Gets Over ₦2M Cash Gift by DesChyko(op): 11:14am On Jan 06, 2024
AwokenVawulence:
Believe this at your own peril. undecided

She is just trying to make some people transfer so as to feel among
Thanks for your insight. Can you please help us with the true version of things so we will not be misled?
Family › Re: 2 Spoons: Wife Who Demonstrated Loyalty To Husband Gets Over ₦2M Cash Gift by DesChyko(op):
The next 6 hours saw the amount in her account double and a job recommendation as well. Many more of her earlier tweets also resurfaced, showing her to be very devoted to her marriage. This elicited more praises and gifts from more social media users, for being a good woman. A number of single males began asking if she has sisters or female cousins from her stock she can introduce to them.

She eventually bought a number of household items which surpassed her Christmas wish and shared a picture of them. This did not stop the goodwill from flowing since as at 3 hours ago, her account balance showed an influx above 2 million naira.

It pays to be good, no doubt, as her devotion earned her all that she deserved and more, including more followers on social media, and an the title of an award winning wife 😁

MODIFIED: She has gotten about 5 million naira in 48hours, 65inch Samsung TV and 1year cable tv subscription; bedside fridge, remote job for her, 200k naira fuel from NNPC, a job offer for her husband, 1yr fully paid health insurance, 1yr fully paid legal assistance, 1yr paid rent for 2bed apartment, free visit visa to Canada, and even an offer of a Brazilian passport.
Family › 2 Spoons: Wife Who Demonstrated Loyalty To Husband Gets Over ₦2M Cash Gift by DesChyko(op): 10:40am On Jan 06, 2024
A woman, Debbie OA, has been on the spotlight for the better part of over 24 hours and counting.

This fame and recognition came after she reacted to a post made by another social media user, supposedly having pity on a lady who had to wake up at 5 AM to cook lunch which her husband takes to work. In response, Debbie said "I've always been too lazy to wake up and get his lunch ready. But the day he told me a colleague brought two spoons so he'll eat with her, was the day I set my alarm for 4:50am." as a way of enlightening fellow women that it is a call to duty.

While this attracted praise from a lot of people, and smart remarks from others who sees it as if she is defending her territory, a number of feminists came hard on her for seemingly being a slave to the husband, insisting that he should be able to make his own meals himself. This resulted in a furore on social media with Debbie smartly and consistently defending her view point, insisting that she will keep doing that, even if she gets a job (she currently isn't working), much to the admiration of most people on social media.

A social media user who went through her profile shared one post she made on social media, saying her Christmas wish was to own a fridge, and her newfound admirers, took it upon themselves to fund that dream. Her account was requested for and when she provided it, social media users took it upon themselves to send in different sums. Within 12 hours, she came online to share her account balance in shock, which according to her, is more than she had ever gotten.

Precious thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7959501/woman-brought-2-spoons-husband

Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Narrates How A Follower And His Friend Ended Up In Togo Prison by DesChyko(op): 3:57am On Jan 06, 2024
brutal1:
This is a misinformation. Do your due diligence before you post stuffs here. He stated it that one of his followers not him. Olumuyiwa is not in Togo. One of his followers posted the story.
Fixed, thank you!
Romance › Re: Where Can I Buy A Real Handgun In Nigeria by DesChyko: 3:49pm On Jan 05, 2024
Dem never even read the bill, Oga don dey find gun vendor.

Nah why my people go say "akwoobe beans, mai mai na-esi" translates "dem never grind beans, moin moin don dey smell"
Autos › Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅(black badge) brand New 2023 Rolls Royce Cullinan......Sold!! by DesChyko: 3:46pm On Jan 05, 2024
Glock abi Baretta run this one, boss?
Politics › Re: Seun Call Fergie001 To Order by DesChyko: 3:41pm On Jan 05, 2024
😁😁😁🤣

No peace for any Politics Moderator be you who 🤣

Why do you even have a screenshot for it. You expected it to be deleted? 🤣

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