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manny4life: Thank you...

Nice shot.. You're leading 2-1.

That the offsprings would most probably be carriers

So, your 'almighty' follow come battery must be original abi?? Dey there make pant dey wear you. When you ready, you go buy better battery..

If I remember correctly, this thread was closed by OAM4J due to the existence of a similar thread.. And now it's four pages long?? Now, what do we make of that?

Get close to the dog. Give it food regularly so it will become attached to you. Then get a cane, and discipline it how you want. If it barks uselessly, beat it immediately. It will learn. But don't send it away, especially if you are used to seeing it. Trust me, you will miss it someday.

[quote author=Dr. Arewa]Very easy...normal nigerian pop...meaningless lyrics,just beats...girls bein told to shake what they'v got lyk dia dogz,sumone callin himself badoo wen he shud b teachn the young ones gud thingz,one askin d poor girl dat watz her flavour make she carry orange cum,anoda one talk say personally he go do d girl make she no tel ha daddy...useless lyf!..smh for dia fans![/quote]While 'they' are collectively pissing you off..they are pissing 'on' some people's bank account..

The song that's currently pissing me off is 'Sugar Cocoa butter' by Jodie

Did I say something??

I'ld say Terry G. Aside from me being an ardent fan of his, I think how he influences music and make quality dancehall music from a stunning beat and crazy words is second to none..

BREAKING NEWS: ASUU calls off nationwide strike due the apology of sexkillz, a move which Goodluck Jonathan has described as unbelievable and super-fantasy. All lecturers and students are being advised to resume active roles. Patience Jonathan has this to say
"Sexkid have apology. All my follow Nigerian inside Nairaland should gree with him and let peace rain. Happy dependent days"

ZIM DRILL: you are wrong on toyota

becoz you are using the brand name instead of using the actual engine size of a model and compare that to another make and model of the same engine size

just imagine if you use brand name and you pick toyota but it is a Yaris/Vitz 1999 then i pick a Daewoo Matiz/Chevrolet Spark 1999

a better fuel -economical woul be a Matiz, why becoz the engine size is 0.8 ltr and Yaris a 1.0 ltr

Hope you understand what average means, Mr Wrong-spotter?

elektra80: that is a very bland statement, but I don't blame u.

AveragE!! Average!! Average!! Do some Nigerians have problems reading and comprehending written English??
#unfollows thread#

I don't thing the problem is her cheekbones or the cosmetic surgery. The problem is she's a little overweight compared to how she was when stepped into limelight.

JUO: U DON CARRY THIS MENTALITY COME HERE. this doesn't answer his question

You didn't make any effort to answer it either, yet you were quick to discredit my comment. However, if you looked beyond your nose, you'ld have noticed I tried to set the question aright..

It's difficult to answer your question because car manufacturers strive instead to make their cars fuel-economical. However, I can tell you that on an average, Toyota does the better job on fuel economy.

Although all vehicles have makers and model names, some Nigerians prefer to rename the cars to suit their opinions and for different reasons also. Below are some cars, their nicknames and their perceived origins.
1. Volkswagen Beetle (Tortoise Car): Named such due to the similarity between the car and a tortoise.
2. Honda 1999-2002 models (Baby Boy): Named such after being used by a couple in a movie titled 'Baby boy'.
3. Toyota Camry V6 2002 model (Envelope): Named such due to the envelope-shape of it's reverse light.
4. Honda Accord 2003-2005 (End of Discussion): Named after an advert about the car in which the listeners were convinced and it ended with 'End of Discussion'.

5. Toyota Camry 2004 model (Big for nothing): Named such due to the large size of the dashboard, booth and overall size.

Other funny car nicknames includes:
6. Cadillac Escalade - Chairman
7. Infiniti FX35 - Dwarf
8. Toyota Starlet - Rabbit
9. Toyota Avalon - Long John
10. BMW 5 series 05 - Cobra
11. Mack Trucks - Kill and Go
12. Peugeot 407 - Jet
13. FJ Cruiser - Hummer Jnr
14. Toyota Highlander - Carton wagon
15. Volkswagen Jetta - Big Packet
16. Volkswagen Golf - Packet
17. Volvo GL750 - Coffin
18. Mazda 6 - Ninja Face
19. Lexus RX300 - Ajebor
20. Mercedes S Class - Beast
21. Toyota Corolla 1996 model - First Lady
22. Honda Accord 2011-2012 model - Evil Spirit
23. Toyota Tundra 2010 model - The Bully
24. Honda Accord 2006-2010 models - Discussion Continues
25. Honda Accord EX 1994 model - Hala
26. Honda Accord 1995 model - Bullet
27. Toyota Camry 1995 model - Orobo
28. Toyota Camry 1999 model - Pencil light
29. Honda Accord 1996 model - Bulldog
30 Nissan Pathfinder - Lorry

Well, in igbo language, when the colours are used as adjectives, any common item possessing the same colour as what is being described, is used to identify the colour of such object. For example.. Obara obara is used to describe red (Obara means blood). Anwu anwu is used to describe light in colour (anwu means sun). Itiri is used to describe black (itiri means darkness)

I have an issue. My Mac screen got broken. And the screen at Blessing Computers is 15k, which is more than I can afford right now and quite far from where I stay, not including the charge for fixing it. Is there a forum where I can meet with people who may have one for sale at a cheaper price, even if it's fairly used?

Bold 3 for sale @ 12k (slightly negotiable) in Ojo, Lagos. Call or whatsapp 08133812309.

Bold 3 for sale @ 12k (slightly negotiable) in Ojo, Lagos. Call or whatsapp 08133812309.

You never serious. Whenever you're ready for buyers, put price

I want to replace Apple Macbook Core2 screen. Please tell me the last price cos I'll be coming from far

*blinks twice*

ASUU has called off the ongoing strike as a result of Mikel Obi scoring his first goal after seven years of playing in the ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE As a matter of fact, the Federal Government have declared every 21st of September as Public Holidays in memory of Mikel's first goal in 285 games in EPL... And also, the Minister of Education has ordered lecturers to go back to classroom immediately.

Redirected from dani1luv's post..
So even the moderators are not up-to-date amongst themselves..
Anyways.. This is what we used to sing
NTA2.. Channel 5... Ela Oju okan..
Years back!! For those wey don download am already..

Ema prince: from your biting friends abi?..I'm not surprised.i know where u came from...ok u dey wait ibime and he ignored your whole verse and quoted mikuz..
you think here is nursery school of rap that you play hoe's ill with ozil..are you an illiterate?


leave they guy he will never learn

The only time you'll have problem with digging that in bold is if you're an amateur.. Go listen to Eminem and if you still have problems embracing that.. Give up then.. Rap ain't an English class..but creativity.. Peace!

I never even watch any of these films sef..
#drives to Alaba to buy a Bold 1 3G phone#

chiebube: Already discussed...

https://www.nairaland.com/1145920/one-two-leg-driving-automatic/3

That poster of that thread sought an advice.. This thread is an open discussion.. I think the difference is clear.

Dear Tina, Chillisauce has told you what you should know and expect from 'we', Nairaland folks (not everyone though). You do not need to listen to what everyone say, as some tend to post before they think.
However, just a little diversion in my opinion. I think marriage needs all those securities to work out, and the demand of those security is what leads to the one-sidedness of what should be a mutual affair. However, there should be 'Love' from at least, one of both parties in the worst scenarios. Meaning, maybe you should not get 'so' angry over the manipulation. Even if it's against your will and desire for a relationship, you just helped someone you love out. You really have to pull through and be strong for all who need you. Encourage others to be smart, but not afraid to take risks for those they love. Adele sure passes a similar message in 'Someone like you'.. God speed in your doings. It is well.

Yungwizzzy: so making breakfast for your wife means LOVE?? if so woman must be damn so phucking inlove!!

woman wrapper like you

Hmmm.. I'll be more polite if I were you.

I sort of read your profile and I noticed you've got some (serious) task up your sleeve.. Mind expantiating more on the initiative behind the 'green card game'?
P.S.. I'm a Nigerian

I think I alternate without thinking so. Let's say I drive with two feet.. Basically, I operate both pedals with my right foot, but my left foot hovers around the brake pedal..just in case