₦airaland Forum

*spreads my mat and prepares to watch Nairalanders slaughter her*

Ebe m n'ele ife by Prophet Meck.. Highly inspirational song

I think too much emphasis is being placed on males, like they're the sole benefactors of sex.. Ladies had better start enjoying it for their own good, because in spite of what is said, come today, come tomorrow, guys would keep bedding more than one chic. Besides, you hook up, have sex, the relationship didn't work and you go your separate ways sounds better than you put in all your effort and time over the years, you still have sex, it still didn't work and you'll still go your separate ways. Someone did say 'Every break-up brings you a step closer to whom you're meant to grow old with'

In an earlier publication mentioning the allegation here this morning, I did say no one knows who's telling the truth. And here's a thread stating denial of the facts stated by the journalist. I wish God will give Nigerians the foresight to recognize these double-edged tales so we can avoid airing our opinions on them, stirring up controversies. Let them keep chasing themselves.

It's nothing new. God didn't close Hell either inspite of its existence in the Universe he presides over.

1. File containing relevant documents
2. Phones
3. My father's documents

[quote author=o'boy]ETB (end time beans)[/quote]Lwkmd.. Madt boi

Why do I have the feeling someone tampered with Dame Jonathan's speech??

Back then, before the advancement of genetics, beans had much sulphuric contents, which make them harder to cook. But due to hybridization and progressive genetics, those with less sulpuric contents are being made everyday and sold to farmers. In time to come, we may only need cold water to melt the beans and it'll be ready.
Please, forget about all I said above, I have no idea what I was saying. Thank you.
*eats a spoon of beans and farts twice*

Chai.. If to say ma guy go through, e don hammer be that e?? Well, mugu fall, guyman wack.. Look on the positive side, one competitor is out of the game..

The world will surely miss him..
*blinks back tears*

For The Guy: Could this be Love?
For The Lady: God has a plan for us all, even the less privileged

*jumping and chanting*
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!

The guy adores his centre of gravity.. Is that a crime?

iterator25: are they going to share biscuits after prayers?

Biscuits?? They will first send reminders on three separate days before the prayer date, then planes will be waiting in all airports in Nigeria to convey interested parties (let's not say all top government officials). Fasting wasn't mentioned, expect top chefs to be there, making the prayer worth the while. Islam is a religion too, expect the moslem-brothers in all their magnanimity-and for the prayer (say 1,2 or 2 days). After the prayers, there'll be a 'Thank you Allah/God banquet'. After which planes will be transporting them back to their various states. There must be adequate security, health care, press and other comfy-ideas present all through. This, my friend, will never be cheap.

gbosaa: Invest in some head gear...u shldnt be skating without one.

Hehehe.. Madt man

Oga Joe, abeg wait small o..
*connects my charger*

I still stand firm behind the striking lecturers. They can't keep allowing the government to waver them at their will. And what a time to pick..when they've started hoarding money for their future political ambitions. If the Federal Government believes this to be the best they could do in response to their promise of better pay and facilities, fine. The world is watching

If this is as serious as you make it appear, present it seriously with full facts. Wish him luck though, because I felt this is a sugarmum hunting tactic.

There's no doubt D'banj will/has eclipsed 2face as the musician to hit the pinnacle from Nigeria. As for his involvement with Genevieve, she recently said she's afraid of menopause.. Let him move in quickly.. Tide is no friend of time.

Don't talk yet. Wait till you hear the budget for the prayer..

Ol' boy.. See excuse.. E be like say he don use 1 billion naira play sports bet on top the match sha

*locks and load my borrowed AK-47 to murder someone if Nigeria wins*

I've been dating mine for five years now. And if we continue, add this to my wedding date. I think the behaviour of the lady depends largely on what the male does at a given time.. Discipline, companionship, apology and thw host should be mixed appropriately

As we observe this today, let us join hands and stand against injustice meted out on the female folk. They are the weaker folk and their battles should be fought by the gentlemen. The female is sacred, let's help restore her dignity. Happy childhood memories, Ladies!

Father Francis Fried Four Fishes For Four Famous Friends From France

What I keep remembering is when I was 'skating' over the concrete floor my sister was presently scrubbing. I skidded and hit my head on the floor. I went blank for two minutes.. Is there a way to prevent these on these 'cement roads' in rainy season??

In a country so corrupt such that one must look left and right before accepting any information dispensed, how can we know who is telling the truth now?

I can switch myself off such that nothing in my past or present can get to me. Helps me concentrate..

[quote author=♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥]The sweetness in madness is best known to a mad man. I think the validity of the movement's objectives is not for him but for one of it's undertakers to ascertain.[/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/1395027/massob-outlived-usefulness-comrade-agbaigba#17529895

This attracted me cos we use a 2002 MDX. Try this link

https://radio-navicode.acura.com/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C7640626476

Let me know if it works.