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God grant desh the grace to have only boys...............i grew up in the midst of 4girls..elder sisters and it was not funny...the only thing we ever watch on t.v was home movies/african magic,played only westlife,michael bolton,backstreet boys,styl plus etc.........omoh..no super sport or action movies..,they wont even allow me play ma hardcore rap music...and ma dad always supported them so they always win..and the older boys on our street always beat me like hell...i had no big bro to fight for me....it sucks sha....i don"t want ma boys to go thru that mehn..i want boys...and boys alone...okay....3boys and a girl will be perfect .

same thing happened to me last week Saturday.....Honda pilot 2006 was partially immersed in water on the road leading to this present house lekki lagos..o boy...i underestimated the flood...the engine fired up immediately..i sharply drove to shore..see as onlookers dey hail me..like i was James bond ...till today the ride moves just fine...and its an automatic..guess hondas are good cars....

Omoh game nd jeezy fall ma hand walahi...see as dem pose for this picture..with their fingers in the w sign repping wizkid...small wizkid dat was probably a baby when game released the documentary album...times hv changed sha.

Being homo sexual is something i still can not understand no matter how hard i try....so with all the pretty and curvy ladies parading this earth...ladies with formidable and well proportioned frontage and backside,smooth velvet legs and soft lips......this pussy wey dey sweet pass anything....person go decide to become a homo sexual...ramming his rod into another hairy muscular man like himself?? Lord have mercy.....

CHESSBOARD: This is the type of Guy Ancient Igbos use cheaply as sacrifice

Don't think so man....the spirit gods will reject this lowlife....he is basically worthless in every facet...he is a huge disgrace to his unfortunate people...i pity his family members...such shame and pain they are constantly subjected cause of this m0r0n...its a pity...it really is..

Sagamite: The sensible thing in the Nigerian context when we don't know who the owner is is that we should assume it is a crook because the odds are it is ill-gotten wealth. Just like you sensibly assumed the a rich civil servant in a corrupt country was a crook without knowing his other backgrounds.

When we know who the owner is, then we can judge based on individuals.

If someone tells me "Oh, that is Don Jazzy's car" then I would stop thinking it is a crook.

If someone tells me "Oh, that is Okocha's car" then I would stop thinking it is a crook.

If someone tells me "Oh, that is the car of the owner of X university" then I would stop thinking it is a crook.

If someone tells me "Oh, that is Ben Bruce's car" then I would stop thinking it is a crook.

If someone tells me "Oh, that is Bayo Ogunlesi's car" then I would stop thinking it is a crook.

If someone tells me "Oh, that is Ladi Balogun's car" then I would stop thinking it is a crook.

Lets be sensible in our analysis.

you are no different from the very people u criticize...so bruce and ladi are corrupt free people in your estimation...........dude you are totally ignorant of happenings in nigeria...you just showed your ignorance...bruce of all people......leave matter jor...ladi the fcmb guy....lets not just go there....

between you always sound angry and frustrated in 99% of your posts...geeeeeeeeeezz....take life easy man..like i always tell u..you are not the only frustrated dude...we all have our problems but we have devised a way to solve and manage them...get up from your sorry state man...

Whoever said that car is not in nigeria needs to be spanked...wot is 200m?? Small boys that are either in their late twenties or early thirties buy houses worth hundreds of millions,I knw people that use the phantoms,mercedes s550 as regular car.there is one guy..by name mark..dude stays on road 54 in vgc...he parks his latest model phantom ghost with plate number mark 04 carelessly on the streets in vgc.

Moreover,I saw a bugatti late last year in warri...it was owned by a guy named ayiri...dude owns d 911 resort.he even has dat car kim bought for kanye...the guy is a car freak..don't knw what he does for a living but dude is stupendously rich..

Whoever said that car is not in nigeria needs to be spanked...wot is 200m?? Small boys that are either in their late twenties or early thirties buy houses worth hundreds of millions,I knw people that use the phantoms,mercedes s550 as regular car.there is one guy..by name mark..dude stays on road 54 in vgc...he parks his latest model phantom ghost with plate number mark 04 carelessly on the streets in vgc.

Moreover,I saw a bugatti late last year in warri...it was owned by a guy named ayiri...dude owns d 911 resort.he even has dat car kim bought for kanye...the guy is a car freak..don't knw what he does for a living but dude is stupendously rich..

shymmex: bwahahaha... MSc. graduate bragging about his first se.xual experience on NL, huh Bwhahahahaha

I can't do this lol... I'm still several steps ahead of you with your MSc..

Ok, how many Universities are in Leeds, if you graduated from University of Leeds?

And University of Leeds is a member of which University group in the UK?

GEJ has been shoeless and clueles all his life - and GEJ never achieved half of what I achieved at age 19 when he celebrated his 40th birthday on this planet.

Atleast gej knows d road to his father's house..something you ma wasted friend is totally ignorant of...but u hv comprehension problems too..it was ma first skin to skin sexual experience...try to read stuffs bit by bit boy...oops..it must be ur monitor..shit is small nd has dose funny screen protector...lol

I really do not need to prove anything to u..its like some phool asking seun to prove he is d owner of nl..go self-service off man...hv some stuffs to do..

shymmex: Scrounger, I thought you said I use a pentium 2 PC - so how the heck can my 'Pentium 2' PC stay online 23hrs daily? You're still a silly boy, the same mongrel who opened a thread about his first sex experience in the romance section a couple of months ago... Grow up, little nyggah.

This fool keeps saying Aberdeen - I bet that's the only city he knows in the UK...

Ph000l...yeah.I opened dat thread in d romance section cause it really happened..am real man...not like some fake pretending mummy's boy like u...Arrow that has neva left aberdeen...nd yeah I mention aberdeen cause I knw dats d only place ur scanky arse can afford...nd for ur info dude..desh is a 2010 masters graduate of geophysics from university of leeds..am not ur mate in every ramification man...am just here to instill d discipline ur parent neva bothered to instill in u..gerrit..imagine a lowlife like u insulting gej??gej is a god in ur family..its a fact..don't fight It.

shymmex: [/s]

Since I have never step a foot in Aberdeen - the thrash you spewed up there is irrelevant..

Never expected a serial liar aka daddy's money boy to own up...ur life sucks dats why you spend 23hrs daily on dis forum...

shymmex: That's the funniest thing about people like who you got rich accidentally.. And that's where the Nigerian factor - of trying to brag about 'new money' kicks in...

Fool, when your grandparents, and GEJ's parents were still living on planks in the creeks - my people were aristocrats in Lagos...

I'm OLD MONEY - and crumbs can't make me change what I believe in...

Doing a back and forth with someone so low on the social ladder like you isn't worth it - you're hereby ignored...

Go play in traffic, silly boy..

I underestimated ur stupidity...see a grown ass man bragging with his slow family's money...get a life man...dat dingy overpopulated room u stay in aberdeen has seriously affected u...u spew rubbish on an hourly basis...f00l dat has neva set feet in his fatherland...shame on you boy...peeps dat knw desh will be disappointed dat am lecturing a minow like u...lemme allow u to revel in ur limitless foolery...even though it doesn't change d fact dat ur entire 16generations combined can NEVER achieve a quater of wot gej has achieved.

freshmoney: Typical example of one of our dear derailed Nigerians! You are so myopic to see GEJ is the most ineffectual leader Nigerians have ever assumed!

you are the derailed one my friend...yes....so its fair to judge gej now?? when he has a four year term abi nigerians are always in a haste...so you think all the problems of nigeria can be solved in one year...?? do you atleast know what really is reforms??google the word reforms and be sorry...moreover...how have you contributed to the betterment of nigeria?? you that throw out things from your car...deface your house...refuse to pay your utility bills...abegiii..we are all the problems of nigeria...am not applauding gej...far from it..but i feel nigerians are not fair to him...give him time ..after four years then we can judge...

shymmex: When it's all said an done - GEJ will go down as the DUMBEST President to ever a rule a Country on this planet..

The guy's IQ is in single digit.

The more I see the guy's face - the more I hate Nigeria...

The guy took failure to the next level.

you are despicable...your IQ is in millions yet all you have ever achieved is seat behind some Pentium 2 pc and post jargons...insulting peeps your 16generations combined can never achieve a quarter of what your supposed irritating gej has achieved....

the way you guys reason is so dumb and lame....you gave someone a four year tenure and you guy have started criticizing him in his first term...geeez...gej has three more years to prove himself....give him time...i have seen peeps that failed so abysmally in their first two years in the university pick up later in their third year and still made good results....nigeria is so damn complex....to rule this country is not beans..so many issues..this country is supposed to be a continent..not a country....

you just seat in front of you archaic pc in some under developed part of aberdeen and type shit..you that has never been to nigeria..what do you knowyou want gej to carry guns and go to borno or bauchi abi?? as if yarädua ever stepped feet on the ND soil during the militant"s reign....all these rants you guys rant on NL is making so many peeps sympathetic to gej....

Nigeria is indeed forked on both sides...there is truly no solution in sight.....the way our youths reason nowadays is despicable...imagine some people here praising el-rufai just because he is a major critic of GEJ on twitter and facebook

Why are we so forgetful in this country?..was this not the same el-rufai that was handpicked by atiku and handed the BPE portfolio..he bungled it and even betrayed his mentor atiku abubakar..he was made fct minister and he executed alot of shady deals ranging from illegal land acquisition,illegal land sale,siphoning the abuja mega water project money..till today that project is still uncompleted....the same miniature guy that paid his youth corper girlfriend's salary in hard currency ranging into thousands of naira daily....geeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz...our youths are so gone...

am not a fan of gej but people like el-rufai should please STFU.....dude is corrupt and totally despicable jor.people like him should be in jail in some sane country..the way we are going in this country is really annoying..i bet if ibb or some of these guys that have wrecked this country in the past come out and criticize gej..we will support them and sing their praise to high heavens...no wonder we are in this state as a nation.

tiarabubu: I guess you cant tell when one is poking fun. I think Okija got my drift hence his light hearted reply.

Why you come dey take panadol for another man headache! mscheeeeeeeeeewwwww!

Kpele ma bro...you ma man...sorry...maybe we share a bottle of beer someday...desh is humbled.peace

dani1luv: what have you achieved?

swtchicgurl: wow! congrats to her

Miss NL contestant.....GUESS SHE HAS A CROWN...WHAT OF YOU??/

tiarabubu: Okija
I have two observations to make on your post.

(1) inset noticed that there was this prado jeep in front of your car in most of the pictures. Where you in a convoy? Or was that your pilot car? Abi na your security? In which case you be big boy huh?

(2) i noticed that most "good" roads in Nigeria lack road markings which is a very important safety feature on modern roads. Only the julius burger road had markings.

Why would our road engineers design roads without markings? Or consider road marking as part of road rehabilitation?

quit showcasing your poverty mentality on a public forum man...peeps travel in group...they probably came for an occasion in the east so i guess they traveled in convoy..uncles,aunties etc...moreover dude said in one of his posts that he earns 500k a month....that my friend is a modest salary..you don't classify people that work for someone and earn such pay as big boys...unless you have a different definition of what a big boy means...you never classify spyder800 as a big boy na mummy's boy okija you dey call big boy...lol..big boy has been bastardized indeed

nice picture man....methinks you were totally unfair to rochas...was in owerri 3weeks ago and was marveled man...even along the ph/owerri road..by CBN building...just before all seasons hotel...there is a massive road construction currently going on there....rochas is really working...


you were also totally dishonest in ur assessment of Anambra roads...that niggah obi is a big flop....the enugu onitsha expressway is condemned....from upper iweka down to unizik permanent site is a complete writeoff....so many abandoned projects and what have you....obi has abandoned the new teaching hospital he was building opposite ABS...even the kenneth dike library is abandoned....sorry for derailing you thread but am hurt man...

Neva knew you were from ANAMBRA....yet you yab ur home state..your gallant grandpa will be disappointed sha..that his grandson is ridiculing what he and other gallant men fought for.....the lion is always ashamed when its cub runs away at the mere barking of a dog....no pun intended man but you fit this adage