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PoliticsRe: Police Contact Banks In Search For Lawan’s $620,000 Bribe by deshclones(m): 9:18am On Jun 19, 2012
fstranger6: What will you not doubt? I am sure you sometimes doubt your own humanity, no?





What is marked is the serial number of the money. It is not as if there is some chip embedded to make it electronically traceable or some chemical sprayed on it that makes it glow automatically. There are no GPS involved here.






WHere else do you want them to search? under his pillow? Not everyone has a wide a/s/s to stuff money into like your awesome self. All they can do is search banks, after all, he must have deposited the money somewhere and the money mixed up with some other money in the bank for only god knows where destination. Chillax okay . . . why are you so in a hurry? Them taking their time to do a thorough job doesnt affect your SSI or unemployment one bit. Let them do their job while you continue to post trash on NL like you always do. if you could do better, you wouldnt be here on NL with your senseless posts, you'd actually be somewhere doing some real work.




classsssic man..................... grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Another Yoruba Man Murders Pregnant Wife!!! by deshclones(m): 8:44am On Jun 19, 2012
Nawaoh....same thing the arowolo bastard did last year..those Yoruba dudes are wimps...they can never fight or beat their fellow men...always taking out their frustrations on vulnerable women...bunch of idiots angry angry angry angry
AdvertsRe: Job Seeker - Grab Your Own Job Interview Questions And Answers Expo Handbook by deshclones(m): 9:45pm On Jun 18, 2012
folu500: Mc lion& tepsy sent check ur box
CORRECT MAN...abeg send to ebubeidu@yahoo.com..thanks man
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is A Virgin by deshclones(m): 8:02am On Jun 18, 2012
@ op

I know one guy by the name pope..dude is exactly the way you described him but was an average guy mmoneywise back then in school (except he don make moni after graduation)he no like woman..but dude na serial wankster..as in he dey mastubate a lot..op is ur guy a graduate of FUTO?? Did he stay at HOStel B??is he an electrical engineer?? If he is d one..then he aint no virgin..he has a bad sex organ..damaged from years of mastubation..my two cents
PropertiesRe: Lovely Spacious 3 Bedroom Apartments To Let In Thomas Estate Ajah. 600k Upstairs by deshclones(m): 5:51pm On Jun 13, 2012
4evergod3: FYI there are just 2 flats left in this apartment and out of the two one just got taken today. Now if nine flats are being advertised since may and it took 2 months to rent out all nine do you think the apartment has issues? This is one of the nicest yet cheapest apartments in thomas estate and I say that with full authority.

I do my best to advice landlords about pricing but most of the time all you can do is advice... they are the ones to decide at the end of the day. I am not one of those agents who follow the "higher the rent higher the agency" philosophy as I have a human face. And so you know, some landlords do not cut corners when building their houses as they want it to be well done up and the 2 bed apartment in question here is marvelous and i think based on how expensive the finishing is, they pegged an equivalent rent to it. Let me give you an example.

1) the 2 bedroom apartment has all rooms finished with P.O.P
2) Living room is super massive with dining
3) Spanish tiles everywhere
4) both rooms ensuite with mini jacuzzi and it also has a visitors toilet
5) Kitchen is massive and fitted
6) Kitchen also has store and kitchen cabinet is finished with marble
7) Imported fitted kitchen and wardrobes
cool water heater in bathrooms and kitchen
9) Stainless steel imported railings
10)Really expensive bullet proof doors, e.t.c

Now tell me the price is high. If you built your house with this level of finishing what price would you peg it?
nice points you have raised bro..but 700k is still dam high for a 2bedrm in far away sangotedo...com"om man..i can bet my next month salary that nobody is gonna take that house for that price...kindly keep vigil on that house for me..abeg...call me when the rent is 450-500k...thanks bro


Abeg i dey look for clean 2bedroom spacious house..budget is 500k....beep me when you see one..thanks man
PropertiesRe: Lovely Spacious 3 Bedroom Apartments To Let In Thomas Estate Ajah. 600k Upstairs by deshclones(m): 6:20pm On Jun 12, 2012
4evergod3: I have a brand new very clean 2 bedroom apartment for you at peace estate just before Sangotedo. 2 to 3 mins walking distance from the express. Massive living room with dining, huge kitchen with store, both rooms ensuite. Bathtub? yes!
fully tiled and with P.O.P finishing, wardrobes, security doors and truely lovely.

Rent is 700k and what they want is 2yr rent.
just saw this..but 700k for a 2bedrm in far away sangotedo is outright ridiculous man...when 3bedrm fully ensuie flat in graceland,thomas estate etc goes for 800k..........
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Short Girl? by deshclones(m): 5:42pm On Jun 12, 2012
fados4sure: Hello house, please there is this girl i am interested in but there is problem. She is short... can you marry a short girl? why i am asking is that i was told by people that short people are very wicked but, i dont know how true that is. That is why i decide to come to the hous and ask. Your humble opinion is highly needed.
Some parents sure has them...............smh
RomanceRe: Getting A Naija Babe Is Not Easy by deshclones(m): 5:34pm On Jun 12, 2012
jacobscros: man I can't even talk to a normal person for ten minutes straight unless we click talkless of a woman that is protecting her vajayjay (pvssy) from men. People always call me good looking though but na dat one girls one take chop? Babes are not visual creatures so u need lyrics to start their love engine. Lyrics that I dont have . . . . . .
you have answered your question by yourself niggah..............spare us your lame yarns.....no wonder chics detest you....faggit undecided undecided undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Are The Consequences Of Working With Fake Certificates? by deshclones(m): 7:58pm On Jun 11, 2012
brainpulse: The consequence is more farther than the implications of today. Monies realised from this unholy venture could have adverse effect on the individual and also when such money is used to train up a child, you know the result. We contend with a lot of things, which more are as a result of our past wrong doing and we blame it on house hold enemies. We can try to reason it out with the excuse of the situation of the coutry, funny enough the same guy will course and abuse the leaders for currupt system but forgetting that he is a partaker of those destroying the system.
With is hard work and experience he could have secured a good employment in some company that values experience more than certificate (some expert establishments) without presenting a fake result. Let him confess and beg for mercy, then suggest he would resign because he had repented, he could be favoured who knows, rather than being disgraced and have a long life dent on his personalty.
shut up that bleep hole you call a mouth jor...so you never see armed robber children progressing more than responsible peeps kids....just dey yarn opata for NL...smh
SportsRe: Nat. Assembly To Honour Mikel Obi - Worth It? by deshclones(m): 7:55pm On Jun 11, 2012
This country is indeed forked on both sides.....when you think the thieving elites have run out of silly ideas...they formulate one that will make their previous stupid behavior look like a child's play.........jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez...abeg make this country split jor... shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Girl He Never Slept With Claims To Be Pregnant For Him by deshclones(m): 5:14pm On Jun 05, 2012
Oluwa4Sure: tongue tongue tongue

I just don't get it when people like you come on NL just to throw insults around.
Must you display your ignorance on every given topic posted on NL romance section?

Come to think of it, do you even know what DNA testing is all about? Or how hw it works?!
So anybody who doesn't think like you or share your ideology is a retardeen right? ? ?
Instead of you to say something more reasonable all you can say is "DNA test".

So he should proceed to carrying out a DNA test on an embryo right?
FYI, the child will have to be given birth to before any DNA testing can be carried out on him/her you sil.ly she-goat!!!

And you think having a DNA tested is as cheap and as easy as the regular PT were you got do every monthhuh Get a life - A$$H0L3!!

So he should waste his money taking care of a pregnacy he is not responsible for(before the child is given birth to) and also to carry DNA test on a baby he sure is not is?

FYI DNA test can/should be carried out when in doubt. That is to say if you've slept with the woman before and believe for sure the
baby is not your!!!!

@OP you can tell you guy to visit the family of the gurl and let them know the truth or have her arrested for blackmailing!!!
Oluwa bless you my guy.....the fat chic runs her mouth like a tap...she thinks DNA test comes cheap...she probably doesnt know the results takes weeks..sometimes months to come out...thanks for the lecture..am sure she found it valuable cool cool cool
TV/MoviesRe: DKB And Zainab Disqualified From BBA Stargame by deshclones(m): 10:27am On Jun 05, 2012
tobz: All dis buffons who call themselves real men

A real man will neva eva raise his hands to a woman, no matter what. Yes she provoked him, but as a "REAL MAN", he shld he should have walked away. Does it mean that every lady that provokes him on the streeth, he beats up? he go beat tire o. He doesnt have self control and that doesnt make him a man, it makes him a pathetic wimp.

He is not only a wimp but is also a dumb ass,not only is he now known as a violent idiot who has anger issues n doesnt knw the meaning of self control, he stupidly go himself eliminated for somethn that could hve been avoided and he would have walked away as the better man. odeh, mumu.
whatever rocks your boat......so you are saying oyedepo is not a real manhuh?
PoliticsRe: "Air Nigeria" Is A Flying Coffin, Former Executive Director Says by deshclones(m): 9:16am On Jun 05, 2012
adebaxton: This man is such a dumbass,he was arrested for fraud by d company and was fired by AIR NIGERIA.
Now he came out 2 rubbish the same company dat he duped of some 100,000 usd.
you my friend is the dumbass here...have you asked your silly self why its only mirror newspapers..(owned by jimoh ibrahim) published the story of the man's theft??
PoliticsRe: "Air Nigeria" Is A Flying Coffin, Former Executive Director Says by deshclones(m): 8:10am On Jun 05, 2012
It was God that saved me in feb....i boarded airnigeria abuja flight....that flight was something else...it was a matter of life and death...i had never seen people pray that hard in my entire life....even the air hostesses that were supposed to be calm were all sweating and you could touch the fear on their faces....lagos to abuja seem like 5hours that day...there was no promise i did not make to God that day....i developed phobia for flying from that day.....airnigeria is a walking coffin..its a disaster waiting to happen.....thank God this man came forward...

btwn..jimoh has a penchant of buying moribund companies and ruining them further...look at newswatch,NICON,etc...the guy don run the companies down....none of his numerous companies are making profit..none..have some colleagues that moved to my present company from energy oil and nicon..those guys say jimoh runs the company like his personal home...the guy cannot even take care of his wife or himself.....he owes staff salaries,evades tax and sacks people for flimsy excuses..Naija is really bleeped on both sides.. cry cry cry
TV/MoviesRe: DKB And Zainab Disqualified From BBA Stargame by deshclones(m): 6:58am On Jun 05, 2012
I would have done worse if it were me..so many guys on here are as fake as fake can get...geeez...she disrespected him on live tv....its like When you see a lion approaching you, you do not offer him meat and then wonder why he ate you alive. She saw he was angry, and yet challenged him. she was even telling him Bleep you etc..when the guy never insult am..I do not condone violence especially that towards women, but Zainab was in the wrong here for
1.) sexually assaulting him by peeping when he was showering,
2.) provoking him saying 'slap mi neow bish'....but that slap was legendary..hmmmh..the slap impact even removed her eye glasses..lol grin grin grin

women tend to hide under some freaking weaker sex ish and unleash their foul tongue on guys...i will not condone it..i go slap devil commot for her body..rubbish angry angry angry
TV/MoviesRe: DKB And Zainab Disqualified From BBA Stargame by deshclones(m): 6:53am On Jun 05, 2012
moremi2008: There is a reason why Africa is backward. And no, it isn't because of our colonial history. Only backward illiterates think words are enough to provoke physical aggression. A human being should not be a daft animal without self-control.

There is nothing a woman can say to a man that should provoke the man to physically assault her. A real man would have just walked away. Of course the Zainab chick was running her mouth all over the place but that's what guilty chicks do! Chicks like to run their mouths because it's often their only weapon. A real man with self control will find other ways to make his point without getting physical. He is lucky he isn't in the US. He will be spending some time in jail on a battery or assault charge where he will find plenty of other men like him to fight with. Bloody disgrace to manhood!

ps - what exactly was he so ashamed of Zainab seeing? A tiny d[i]i[/i]ck? I know if a young woman came to check me out in the showever, i'll have nothing to complain about! In fact, I'll invite her to join me! I have got nothing to hide and plenty to share with the ladies! wink No dulling at all! grin
may amadioha punish u a million times for the bolded...its like making yourself a prey to a lion and expect not to be devoured...wish you were near me when you made that silly statement..i would have bitch slapped your ugly face..swine..making unguarded statements anyhow angry angry
TravelRe: What Is The Most Dangerous Airline In Nigeria? by deshclones(m): 6:53pm On Jun 04, 2012
addey: I flew chanchagi too in 2009 from PH to Lagos; Hmmm brother it was hell and that was the last time i flew that airline.
But to think of it which Airline is safe in Nigeria, Talk or Aero or Arik they are all rubbish Airlines, most of their pilots are inexperience pilots
if you see the way they land their plane you will only wonder.
The problem is that we Nigerians we don't complain. As you disembark from the plane you say thank God I don escape but it may be one of love ones next time
We should to say NO when we need to.

The only Airline I can manage is Airnigeria.


stop deceiving people...i flew airnigeria from lagos to abj in feb..and i had my heart in my mouth throughout the duration of the flight...God was our saving grace that day..everybody called unto his or her God thruout the flight...what a bumpy ride...the aircraft self was stuffy,smelly and outright crappy....seems they added more seat rows so as to maximise profit because the inside of the plane was so small the air hotesses had to walk in a funny way...

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