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Sagamite: Shake your head for yourself.

O boy sagamite don dey speak like born2fuck lol...

Sagamite: She would be a desperately sad soul if she ever marries your dumb arse.

coming from someone that constantly faults the nigeria education system.....all i can do is smh for you man.........

mattaz: Hey haus,
I av alwz heard dat a relatnshp based on sex&evritin dat coms wit it hardly lasts. I and my girl av been datin 4 a yl nw(roughly 4mths)and we really seem 2 β̣̣̥ in luv.we'v neva had sex bt recently(abt 2wkz comin)we seem 2 alwz kiss deeply&make-out lightly anytym wev got d opportunity 2 do so.My qtn is Should I be scared abt dis? Are we goin in d ryt direction?pLs ur helpful comments wuld be appriciated!

How old are you??

This stupid monkey fellow is still here....niggah quit displaying your stupidity on a public forum man...you are just opening silly topics all over NL..are you really this stupid and jobless...or you used the better part of your senses to buy akara??....m0r0n that took 4 blood oaths with his equally sick gf....product of an incestuous affair....just go and die please....you are too stupid to live..

omoh...this gej is really making reuben abati's job tougher and tougher....i really do not envy reuben at this moment...wetin he wan talk again??

[quote author=28octo ]who d Bleep is dis monkey? Fifty GEJ nor reach[/quote]you are the despicable fellow here...m0r0n of unquantifiable degree...product of an incestuous affair.........re-read the silly posts you have been putting up here and silently curse the day your mother opened up her fat stretch mark filled legs for your grand father....id.10ta

[quote author=28octo ]ur mama gave me internet access plz shot her ass for me[/quote]What did ur person of a mum give to you??...she only gave you a checkered life for which you hold grudge towods her...you are as stupid as stupid can get...I deliberately followed you to this section...I will mk ur stay on NL miserable...swine dat took oath with his equally stupid gf not once but four times...pray tell...how stupid can a human being get? You are a rare breed..your stupidity is mindblowing..

Bastard op...fucking product of incest btwn his sorry arse mother and equally stupid grand father...swine....you spew rubbish like a 2yr old...insulting gej that your entire 18generations combined can never achieve a quarter of what he achieved....you are a living proof that internet access should not be for everybody.....WHOEVER GAVE YOU INTERNET ACCESS SHOULD BE SHOT

[quote author=28octo ]u re a dog's 'yanch'... I bleeped ur mama dats y she left me. person dats d bleeped generation u re frm[/quote]hell yeah...nobody agreed to bleep your smelly fat mama...thats why you granddad had to do her the honour of bleeping her...so you my friend is a failed substandard product of your wrinkle grand daddy's sperm...no wonder your brain is so messed up that you are taking blood oath in 2012....how silly can you be..ratchet fellow...your stupidity is rocket powered..silly swine...product of an unbalanced incest exercise.....

Guyman02: Na only beer factories I dey see for South East FDIs. Make the people just dey drink dey stagger. My only anger is that the man in the north who forbids alcohol because of Sharia will collect his share from taxes collected from beer drinkers without asking the FG to remove it from their allocation

ignorant and myopic set of nigerians...dude NB and Guiness sold alcohol worth N64b last year alone...its a shame that as little and minute your brain is,it still did not factor in the hundreds of jobs this factory will create,the IGR it will generate for the state,and the numerous community development projects it will attract to its host communities...you are better off dead man..bringing your deep and unjustifiable hatred for ndigbo into this great project.

@ op...you and your girl are both sick in the head....blood oath in 2012...who in Bleep's name still does that shit in this age and tym...go rot in hell for all I care...you are both myopic and silly..look at the way you are hurling insults at everybody...no wonder the girl left your lily levered arse..despite the silly oath you guys took...

Btwn...try and insult me....just once...and I will scatter ya head..wot nerves...smh

Am happy all these fights and anarchy are taking place in Gowon's lifetime....it really gladdens ma heart that he is a witness to the genocide currently taking place in his home state and the entire north...dude was head of state when defenceless biafran women and children were massacared....karma is really a patient and ruthless b.1tch...it might take some tym but it will def come someday....fulanis should stew in their juice.

Delafruita: if i were to be on farouk's team,i'd advise him to just keep discussing the subsudy report,take as much attention away from the bribery saga and then let otedola react.he should stop responding to the allegations especially in the press and let all his statements be that of pressuring the house of rep into implementing the subsidy report.
his advisers are doing a really bad job.his political career is at stake if this isnt handled well.

What is the morale of you story young man?? or are you deliberately playing the devils advocate??



[quote author=Okija_juju]AND Again, Otedola has just scored another brilliant goal..

OTEDOLA 2: LAWAN: 0[/quote]lmfao....dude you funny gan.....brilliant goal indeed....lol

O boy na you go drive this car oooo....how much be the 2011 latest model..NL..choi

Like okija said...''ima mmadu"..Uncle made a call to some highly placed dude...i was invited for a test/interview 4days later...resumed a month after.....now am so tired of the job (even though it pays well)..the job is not that challenging jor....looking for a more challenging job....brother in-law is helping in this regard...don't have any apologies for the way i got ma present job...naija is forked on both sides anyways.

nagoma: Igbo armed robbers invaded our estate and killed two men and robbed us of our properties , will you recommend an end to all Igbo's ? Why can't NL separate crimes and criminals from tribes and communities? we are complicating matters and the GEJ government will continue in it's downward spiral until crimes are considered as crimes and the criminals pursued and punished as criminals - not as Fulani herdsmen, not as PDP funders, not as PDP reps, not as a Muslim Sect not as Igbos but as criminals who acted contrary to Nigerian laws.

your stupidity is rocket powered,you bleeding bastard...igbo boys indeed...you always spew thrash like some deranged 2year old...how i wish i can see you physically so i can b.1tch slap some sense into you........

This GEJ guy constantly exceeds the bench mark of f00lishness......he is indeed making reuben abati's work more tedious....wetin him ardent supporters go talk now??...same way a sitting president opened his mouth and acknowledged the church gitto constructed for his village folks...pray tell...even a 5yr old knows the company built the church inorder to curry favours from gej..yet gej opened his yap in public and acknowledged the gift...how f00lish can a human being be??

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Good riddance. . . Let him take his life. Bloody coward of a man. Nonsense.
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For d first tym in my life (and probably the last tym)...I support you....let the phool die jor...it will be one less idiot to worry about.

O boy u don finish yaself...so na one bq u dey stay for lasgidi??...I just dey imagine ow ur crib go look like...u no even get sitting room..na rug dey d house?? Which house dey use rug in this 2012??Nd una dey exchange maggi nd salt..lmfao...back to topic..donot dull man...bleep devil commot for her body and damn d consequences man..highest d dad go do na to lock you up..nothing much..ur guys go still come bail u..una wey dey stay slum dey enjoy free pussy..choi

Cleanman: woah!!...so much thick hatred spewed.@igwe-deshcloner..,y dont u start conquering lagos 4rm mushin or mile 2, or beta stl V.I...its alarming hw so much trash has been posted so far bt maybe what a doctor said abt sm brain not functioning properly on fridays is at least 90% true !

thanks for giving me the honor....my statement still stands....such a shame a grown man like you have massive comprehension problems...from isolo down to okoko are inhabited by 99.9% non-yaribas ..from lekki phase one down to lakwoe are inhabited by 99.9% non-yaribas....what of magboro,mowe,ogun megacity project??agbara..etc...non-yaribas don buy up the entire place ...and believe me..we are still buying up you lands,messing with your big behind easy women,polluting and destroying your natural habitats,congesting and sharing the meager resources you guys have...while we leave the east to flourish...deal with it dimwit...lagos is NO MAN'S LAND...

[quote author=edogram.]This 40 latop guys are not just only nigerians. They are also politicians to silent the voice of nl user just like what happen in sending troops to lagos and fooling avert on tv during fuel susidy protest. Now i believe dazenil, labara maku, Gej, maduake are also on the forum. Don't be surprise. This guys are smart and very inteligent. Could this be that they ve bribe seun also? Atleast Gej can call for seun.[/quote]niggah you have thick hairs on your balls man...why you spewing rubbish like some 3year old...geeez....gej.noi on NL...you are sick man...

shymmex: Nigerian syndrome..

just like this bloated abandoned niggah....hood rat eking out a living on the streets of aberdeen claiming London based...dude that cannot even afford air ticket to visit home...always venting out his frustrations on NL...nigerian syndrome indeed.....wanimal..

obakovich: i tire o. All d militants don be big boiz for ph,we wey no carry gun dey sleep for nairaland dey find job.

Ur statement cracked me up man....ever heard of the sentence.."No pain no gain"...where u dey when dose N.D guys dey huslle and fight for creek?? U de house dey chop mama thank ma...now you wan follow N.D guys wey don hussle,suffered and even shed blood...#begi park well....go start something man...good or bad...just start something

On The Otedola/Lawan Bribery Saga And Their Recorded Conversations By Festus Keyamo
Posted: July 4, 2012 - 15:12

Femi Otedola and Farouk Lawan
By Festus Keyamo
From the various reports, Press releases and statements made by all the actors involved in this saga, certain undisputable facts have emerged:

(1) There was definite communication between Farouk Lawan and Femi Otedola (both by telephone and face-to-face) in respect of the offer and acceptance of bribe money concerning the investigation by the House Committee probing the fuel subsidy scam. The question of who initiated a relationship is completely irrelevant when determining the guilt or otherwise of the giver and taker of bribe money.

(2) The sum of $620,000 dollars out of a grand total of $3million price tag actually exchanged hands between Otedola and Lawan. No party is disputing this fact.

(3) Otedola involved the State Security Service (SSS) and the scene was recorded when the money was handed over to Lawan to prove that he was pressured to part with the money.

(4) Even though Lawan claims he collected the money to expose Otedola, he (Lawan) did not involve any law-enforcement agency when collecting the money. QUESTION: So how on earth did Farouk Lawan ever hope to later convince anyone that those dollars came from Otedola when Otedola’s name is not written on the dollars? How did he ever hope to “expose” him?

(5) A few hours after collecting the dollars, Farouk Lawan stood up on the floor of the House and, instead of exposing Otedola, he was actually shielding him by convincing his colleagues to remove Otedola’s company name from the list of indicted companies in the Report. That was the point that Lawan was expected to tell the world that he just collected bribe money, and like has been done in the past, spill the money on the floor of the House. He did not do so.

(6) It was not until the scandal broke out in the Press that Farouk Lawan did something. He first denied ever collecting money and said he did not go to Otedola’s house and that if there is any such video, it must have been doctored.

(7) Less than 24 hours later, Lawan sang a different tune. He now said he actually went to Otedola’s house to collect money, but it was to “expose” Otedola.

( The only “expose” Lawan claimed he did was to write a hand-written note to Honourable Adams Jagaba, Chairman House Committee on Narcotics and Financial Crimes, to purport to hand over the bribe money to him. Honourable Jagaba has since denied that this ever happened. QUESTION: WHY DID FAROUK LAWAN NOT APPROACH ONE SINGLE LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY WITH THE BRIBE MONEY?

(9) The bribe money that is the all-important evidence to “nail” Otedola cannot be produced by Farouk Lawan now despite repeated demands by the Police. QUESTION: How come Farouk Lawan treated his all-important evidence with so much levity that he did not make Honourable Jagaba to acknowledge receiving the dollars in writing when he purportedly handed it over to him?

(10) On the other hand, it has since emerged that Femi Otedola kept all his audio and video evidence intact and has decided to release them piecemeal to the public.
From the above sequence of undisputed facts, it is only a hired goon, mischief maker, or a complete fool that will not easily come to a definite conclusion in this on-going disgraceful and shameful episode rocking the National Assembly: Farouk Lawan collected bribe purportedly on behalf of his Committee to doctor his report but somewhere along the line the operation, like most robbery incidents, went terribly wrong. All the drama playing out now cuts the picture of a destroyed, disgraced and thoroughly embarrassed Farouk Lawan clinging on so desperately to anything to save his finished image and political career.

I use the phrase “National Assembly” advisedly because, even though it had sought to distance itself from the whole episode, it is undisputable that the bribe was solicited for and was offered to a Committee of the National Assembly which was doing an assignment of the National Assembly. Farouk Lawan only collected the money on behalf of the said Committee. Whether he gave to other members is another matter altogether.
However, the taped conversations between Otedola and Lawan only confirm what both parties actually agree took place: that they negotiated payment of bribe money several times by telephone. The only point of divergence is that both claim the negotiations were sting operations on the other. But while Otedola has evidence of his sting, Farouk Lawan has none.
By denying his obvious voice on those tapes, Farouk Lawan has made another u-turn: he is giving the impression that he never spoke to Otedola on telephone whereas he had earlier confirmed that there were several phone conversations between them and that he has call-logs to prove this. So, question to Lawan: during those phone conversations, what were they talking about? Was it about girlfriends or politics?

I thought the only honourable thing Lawan should have done is not to deny the obvious, but to say those taped conversations were part of his plan to “play along” and catch Otedola red-handed. So Farouk Lawan needs to now come up with his own version of those conversations between himself and Otedola because Otedola has provided to the public his own version.

In any case, the endless search for dollars or the debate about voice on those tapes are most unnecessary. The law says what has been admitted needs no further proof. In other words, what the recovery of the dollars and the voices on the tape seek to establish has since been established by the confessional statement of Farouk Lawan himself; i.e. he had several discussions with Otedola on phone over the bribe money and he actually collected it.

I am aware that many Nigerians are not happy with the way Femi Otedola hobnobs with all governments in power (and perhaps gets undeserved business concessions by so doing), but in this instant case, whether you like Femi Otedola or hate him, by reporting the matter to the SSS (the law says the SSS has all the powers of Police Officers too) and going ahead to record the transaction between him and Lawan, Otedola did all that a responsible citizen under the circumstances should do. Whether the sting was thorough or not is no longer his business. By the way, the purpose of arresting someone whilst collecting bribe is to establish the fact that the suspect actually collected it. But the video has already established that fact.

Farouk Lawan has confessed to that fact. And in any case, no Nigerian would have believed the SSS or the Police if Farouk Lawan was arrested for any reason a few hours to the presentation of that report. If, for instance, Farouk had claimed he was forced at gun point to go to Otedola’s house and then was arrested there, Nigerians would have believed him. In addition, Farouk Lawan would not have had the opportunity to perform the act for which the bribe was collected on the floor of the House the next day. But as it is, the
SSS allowed him to roast in his own stew. In my view, the SSS did perfectly well in this case.

The bare-faced denial by Farouk Lawan of his voice on those tapes, and the denial of his complicity despite these overwhelming evidence, gives the clear impression that we are dealing with a hardened, unrepentant crook who is like a thief caught with his hand in the cashbox, but still claims he was only checking the color of the money.

In Japan, such persons like Farouk Lawan would have committed what they call “hara-kiri”.

In America and Europe, he would have resigned immediately from public office in shame and begged for forgiveness.
Unfortunately, here in Nigeria and aided by dubious hired goons, he continues to deny the obvious. What a shame!

As for the House Committee on Ethics and Privileges, their so-called investigation of the scam is nothing but a laughable sham, a diversionary and disgraceful enterprise with a pre-determined end, an unconstitutional and illegal exercise and Nigerians must ignore it.

I issue this statement out of a deep love for my country over and above personal relationships. If we do not say things as we see them truthfully and honestly at such times when patriots are required to stand up and be counted because of friendships, personal or professional benefits, then we should not complain if our country and its critical institutions continue to collapse. In fact, after the oil subsidy probe and before the presentation of the Report, I was with one of the Committee members in London when Farouk Lawan called and the phone was handed over to me. We chatted a few minutes on the phone during which time I encouraged him to do a thorough job and thanked him for his efforts so far. But alas! He has let everybody and himself down.

Farouk Lawan must stop this dance of shame and save that House of whatever is left of its credibility by resigning from office immediately and face his criminal trial squarely. It is, indeed, himself and his hired goons that are turning this episode into a theatre of the absurd, and not the other way round.
Thank you.

FESTUS KEYAMO, ESQ.

Mehn.../ej is so humble and calm...democrzy is bleeped sha..2verybody gets the right to say and do anyhow...9an the oba do this during buhari or abacha era

Gej is d hero here...-f it were me.....I will give him d timi silva treatment....what nerves....the oba insulted our number one citizen../ej is still d president regardless of if he is performing or not...geeeezzz... is oba of benin. I pray d pdp guy wins...bet he will put d oba in his place.