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Akshow: save your breath. Curses dont work in war cos the killings was two sided. Defeat or victory is certain in war.

SLIDE waxie: mofo!
Big id!ot. I hope non of ur parents is a civil servant? Cos if they are, i wonder how gloriously they'll partake in ur foolish ranting!
I dnt see how ds is a new thing, and it aint exclusive to the current matter.
Nigeria lacks organization, and that extends to every arm of govt!

stop quoting me you despicable dolts....where did i lay curse on anybody?...what is wrong with what i have written or you have comprehension problems too?

is a pogrom not currently going on in jos?

is adekunle not living a life of squalor and shame in down town surulere?

are the nigerian soldiers not protesting?..

are you okay atall?have you eaten today?

They will look for death but will not find it..they will be alive and reap in millions fold the fruits they so graciously sowed...like that self famed scorpion adekunle living in a vegetative kind of live in down town surulere...same with gowon..dude is alive and witnessing first hand the pogrom going on in his native jos...niggah people.

thelastPope: Why not give it a try?

No mind the lily livered wanimal...as if he has no hands or doesn't know where to get guns or paid assains...liverless Yoruba boy waiting as usual for someone to do what he cannot do..opportunist beach.!

Serves her right..all these longer throat naija gals that will rather play second or even third fiddle to all these notorious entertainers than settling for a young growing professional..pray tell..so many young decent guys will do everything nd much more to love,adore nd cherish dis gal bt she bounced them off cos she wants to date psquare..see where it has landed her..her family sef no get shame..nawaoh

Preciousgirl: can you handle me? i mean by san.pads, pay school fees, feed me 4 tymez daily, buy brazillian hair, BB, pay rent?, change my wardrobe? , pamper me?.....

now we know why you uploaded this pics...someone's daughter,sister,friend,gf,future mom...in some years time you will see open this thread and weep...you will regret the day you brought your whor1ng to a public forum...i pity you and your folks..all you deserve from sane people is just pity and loads of prayers....you are so insipid and monumentally ph00lish.

Better...let them keep depleting their population...nothing wey I no go hear for NL..so gay people dey jealous?..so those animals hv feelings...nawaoh

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You are very stup!d!

Testing decency by touching her privates. How decent does that make you? Fool. Who made you a decency tester? [/color]

Best advice ever. Plus op don't ever kneel down for her..the deed has been done..move on with ur s1lly inconsequential life...wish that gal was my sister..I for test ur joystick too..onye ala.



Sexkillz has improved a great deal since he started dating ogugua..geeezz..d guy is making sense these days walahi..no more dumb and insulting posts..am impressed..power of a woman in action..keep it up yellow boy...

patrikobi: OUK begs Abia, asked for forgiveness


I know I have wronged Abians and by extension Nigerians. I was deceived by my wicked mother Odiuko. My buffon brother Nnanna's greed also did not help matters.
Pls, forgive me beg TAO and all Abians. Now I know that I should not have been greedy myself. Pls, forgive me.
OUK

Bia ,how do you sleep at night?..it amazes me that you can comfortably tie your loin clothes,close your eyes and sleep well each night despite the avalanche of lies,hate and malicious content you spew on this forum...God have mercy on you and your likes....spits

romanlaw: PLS WHERE IN ENUGU,OWERRI,WARRI CAN I GET A CLEAN DESCENT ASHAWO? PLS I NEED THE INFO ASAP. because MY JOB TAKES ME AROUND THESE PLACES EVERY NOW AND THEN AND WHENEVER I TRAVEL TO THOSE PLACES I FIND IT DIFFICULT TO HOOK UP WITH A CHICK AND IT MAKES MY STAY IN THE HOTEL ROOM BORING.

follow these time tested and proven steps bro:

1)tip any hotel receptionist like 2k..

2)tell him or her to organize babes for you

3)give him/her the exact specification of the girl you want.(age,complexion.height,shape,educational qualification,if you want 3some sef) and pronto..they will hook you up...try it bro..

overdrive: Pastor In Court For Stealing Female Church Member’s Underwear
22.04.2013, 15:10 Local
The police in Lagos on Monday arraigned a 25-year-old pastor, Tommy Issachar, over an alleged stealing of a female church member's underwear and N10,000 cash.

Issachar, who resides at No 35, Mafoluku St., Mafoluku, Oshodi, Lagos, appeared before an Oshodi Magistrates' Court in Lagos, on a two-count charge of breach of public peace and stealing.

The prosecutor, Cpl. Kehinde Olatunde told the court that the accused committed the offences on April 12 at Mafoluku, Oshodi.

He said that the accused stole two pants, one bra and a cash sum of N10,000 belonging to Mrs Gift Bassey.

"The accused, a pastor of All Nations Evangelical Church, Oshodi, was invited to a programme at the headquarters of the church, which was the complainant's church.

The complainant and her husband accommodated him (pastor) in their house for three nights to conduct a special prayer session related to her husband's business," he said.

Olatunde said that after the accused had left their house, the complaint discovered that two of her pants, (her only black and white pants), one black brassier and the sum of N10,000 were missing.

"In the process of finding, it was discovered that the said underwear were taken by the accused without the complainant's consent.

At first, the accused denied taking those underwears but later confessed that he actually took them. He said that he wanted to use them to pray for her, but denied taking the money," the prosecutor said.

Olatunde said that after the underwear was recovered from the accused, he had been sending series of threat text messages to the complainant.

"The accused always send her text messages, threatening to eliminate her on or before August ending," he said.

Olatunde said that the offences committed contravened Sections 166 and 285 of the Criminal Laws of Lagos State, 2011.

The Section provides that if convicted of stealing, the accused is liable to three years imprisonment. The accused, however, pleaded not guilty to the charges.

The magistrate, Mr Akeem Fashola, granted the accused bail in the sum of N50,000, with one surety in like sum, and adjourned the case till May 8 for mention.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/pastor-in-court-for-stealing-female-church-members-underwear/

i have died of laughter...so this married woman has just 2 black and white panties...

This should be in the jokes section...i don laugh so tey ma colleagues think am running maad...what in sexkillz name is this poo?

NL and pretenders...brothers be like I hv never paid for s.ex...Liars..all of you...even a galfriend demands money and some sort of gratification before she will give u gd s.ex.she might not voice it out bt she will make her demands thru her actions and inactions...
I even prefer payin for s.ex..all these silly naïve naija gals that will allow u to chase them for months,allow u to waste ur resources on airtym,hangouts,tym etc at d end u will be disappointed by the rundown state of their punny and breast...nansense

@op..number 20 gat me rolling with lafta walahi

Lemme add mine:


21) am not begging you for 20k am only soliciting for 20k

phellycia2013: . MƔ dear!!!! Dey aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ nt jx funny, extra ordinarily funny!! I cnt believe dt chick married him! Wishing em all D̶̲̥̅̊ best!!!

What's wrong in marrying him?..u r despicable nd outright s1lly for making such insipid statement..is he not a human being?u think its by marrying a tall handsome well built dude?ow many able bodied men treat their wives wit love ,affection nd respect the way aki treats his wife?go nd marry frank edoho nah...imiota..spewing rubbish on a public site..u r mocking aki dat has dined with presidents nd top guys..who does ur tall handsome bf know?I prefer marryin a man like aki dat will treat me nd ma family wit respect nd love..dat will cherish nd love me,adore everythin abt me than marry a cute tall guy like frank edoho dat will pumel me at any given tym..s1lly nigerian gal dat cares abt looks nd what people will say.

NL and pretending...niggah people..
@topic...SEXUALITY where born2bleep,yeye4life,powered,rokiatu,badosky,virgin onila etc rules...madt place to cool off after a hard day's job..

.POLITICS especially when a post is about the hardworking igbos...there u will see that truly man eveolved from animals..the bickering and exchange of words..coupled wit d seeminly glaring jealousy and insecurities of the yaribas is constantly brot to fore in the politics section.

[quote author=K@zZ¥]Nairalanders, i've been thinking of all your comments. I so much appreciate it...i gladly welcome all insults and advice. You're looking out for me. THANKYOU. please, permit me to ask. Is there any kind of test i can give to her to prove that she's using me?[/quote]Bro,she is not feeling you one bit...you are her mugu raised to power of infinty...you should just take that walk now that you still have some dignity intact.

But incase u want to test her love for you...tell her u just got a megaa job or contract..or some inheritance..see her reaction..use dis opportunity to bleep her and dump her sorry ass..just dat u no go fit do am..love don cover ya silly brain nd eyes..nansense

[quote author=K@zZ¥]My Fellow nairalanders, good evening to you. Please i need your help. I've been in a relationship with this girl for the past 4 months. I'm so into this girl. I have strong feelings for her. I LOVE HER. The problem here is this. I don't think she loves me. Just of recent, she got into deep financial problem. I sold some of my stuffs to help her raise half of the money. Thats to show i really care for her. I dnt want her to love me for what i can give her. I want her to love me for me. She has so many guy friends, with this, i was able to work my way to get her. I asked her then (4 months) ago to be my girl friend which she turned down. With that, there's nothing she asks me dat i cant do for her. I even find it hard to refuse whenever she asks for anything. Our relationship is so close that people believe we're dating. I also thought we were dating despite the refusal she gave at first nt until when recently like a week ago, i sent a series of luv text and she called and spoke angrily on the phone that i shld stop sending her love messages. She said we're not dating. Just friends. I was so hurt. It hit me like a bomb. After a while, she called back to appologise for what she said. All i did was play it cool. Her actions contradicts her word. She acts to me like we're dating. Deep in me, i still dnt think she loves me. Please help. What do i do?[/quote]Nwoke n'ife...to be man is not a day job...a man gats to hussle for everythin in dis life...he go suffer get money,love,pus,cy etc..nothin is free in a man's life..tufia..see s woman dey use ma fellow man toss okoso...
@op..go and cry away ur sorrows man,nd move the hell on..d gal is nt feelin u..dats d sad truth.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Elochukwu Nwannem!! So you were beaten to death by an Oyinbo guy?! WONDERS SHALL NEVER END!!

He should have started small now!! Maybe with Gidigbo, then graduate to street fight, then join NURTW, then graduate to boxing before UFC.

Didnt anybody tell him how one Oyinbo boy beat Samuel Peters like an armed robber because of small quarrel?! https://cdn.thenetng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/klitschko-peter1.jpg

Anyways, na n'udo. _{He died doing what he wanted to do...}

[/quote]Engineer...as silly as you post sounds..it still got me lol...smh odiegwu really.!

Small boys full NL walahi...
@op..don't mind all these guys shouting 48hrs,1week etc..they will wait for years if need be sef...its ur call..if u feel you really love and want this gal..then keep trying..persistence and consistency will definitely pay off someday.kip trying...I have been there b4..I asked my present gf out for 6months straight...six months of consistent callin,chattin,visits etc..most tyms I get discouraged but I still held on..today I look back and am glad I did hold on cos she is everything and much more a man needs in a 21st century wife..
Getting a good woman with 90% of the attributes of a wife is not beans..you just have to prove that you are worthy of her love...and nothing moves a woman's heart than men that know exectly what they want and go for it despite the hurdles...I will only quit if she is insultive and uncouth..if not..carry on after all bob marley said and I quote "if she is amazing she won't be easy..if she is easy she won't be amazing..if she is worth it you won't give up,if you give up you are not worthy"

chiover: ekwunsu mia gi onu there ! Ole nke wu non-Anambra igbos? Otele gbakwa gi.kpo ihe ojoo ihe ojoo.

I bu ezigbo AZU AMU...atulu na enweghi onye nche...stay there and be disgracing the entire igbo race with your actions and inactions..from your agafu gov orji down to osisikankwu..ndi ala..inshort ikpasugom iwe now...afo saaawa gi there...ike mbe

Some stories you hear and you be like wtf...I tire...what in fccks name is this?..these men keep disgracing me no matter how hard I try to defend them...how do they sleep at night sef?thousands of your people are being killed on a daily basis..nobody has come to commiserate wit u..yet you carry your frail body to the same north and pledge allegience asking for peace??..what is peace without justice??must we live together as one in this country?..what is an igboman still doing in the north?..I just tire..how on earth will I defend this in the office??..this is bad news.

Flashaldrin: kai, the main reason why nigerians will never do well! You're busy hating on her just because she has achieved already at 26 what you wont achieve at 40. Keep hating and lets see if it will get you to the top.
As for me, i really plan on doing something similar when i graduate, and to not just be like most nigerian hungry money grabbing doctors with no initiative whatsoever!

O boy u neva still graduate??..have always known you were studying medicine since I joined NL..don't take it P .just asking

[quote author=Mynd_44]Is this a joke?[/quote]I hate this guy...

pak: Deshclones, thanx for the advice but seems you did not read my previous posts. I actually hesitated in opening up about my 'plans' cos as you rightly pointed out - its despicable but I feel I have no choice in this matter than to do something drastic. You talk about walking away ? Yes I have done that - 3 times within the space of one year but she knows that once she makes a move back, deed is done, she does it so effortlessly that am a bit sick and tired.
There are countless gorgeous girls ? Yes ! her friend is one of them.

but not to worry, I (we) are still giving it one more shot, plan B only comes into play when it fails.
Truth is bro, If I tell you wetin this girl don use my eye see ehn, na you go dey give me all the 'morale' to do wetin I wan do !

Bro,nothing is new...no matter what you feel this gal has put you thru..there are countless guys that have gone thru worse things in the hands of gals...yours is not different...you should take that walk with your confidence and decency intact..now that you still have ur head high...what if she breaks off the relationship first?..bro this chic is obviously not into you..there is a huge difference btwn playing hard to get and not sending someone atall..your woman no send you..dats d plain truth..be decisive man..a man without principles is a dead man...she obviously knows you wiLl not keep to ur words of ending the relationship hence her non chalant attitude..she holds ur control key bro..nd gals hate men that go back on their words...take a walk now man..end it before she ends its and leaves you in emotional wreck..

If you genuinely want to go out wit her friend,if you truly love her friend and want to date her..then go for the friend..if its for revenge purposes..then die that thot..its a small world bro..leave d poor gal alone..its no fault of hers that her friend played you.

ichidodo: Some Albinos are unattractive e.g shexkil the MOD, they are so bland,tasteless and mundane. And they are no good under the hood with genetic and mental defects. People (oggugua)getting involved with albinos are doing so out of curiousity not love and they always learn the painful way (stillborns).

You define undiluted untapped raw senility..pray tell..what in fccks name did u spew up there?u obviously think albinism is a disability?..I prefer having an albino kid to having a child wit down syndrome,epilepsy,palsy attack,cripple,blind or deaf nd dumb...

pak: Am not just going to dump her, done that like 3 times and she just strolled back in using the 'power'.

but this time, my game plan is to simply 'hit' one of her closest and best friend who has serious 'hots' for me (and do it in a way that she'll know about it)
I guess that will settle the 'ish' once and for all, it actually makes me feel more powerful already

Don't do it bro...if you feel she is not reciprocating ur love..just take a walk..sleepin wit her friend is not d best..it will reduce your reputation self..show her you are d matured one here by taking a walk and heal ur heart..tk a decision not to go back to here nd stick to it..there are countless gorgeous gals out there..so why mess up ur reputation cos of this one gal??I don't believe in burning bridges..

Nice seeing these two men together..don't know the year tho.