₦airaland Forum

Onlytruth: My friend say HAIL TO THE CHIEF GOODLUCK JONATHAN!
It won't kill you.
BTW GEJ is doing a GREAT JOB transplating stolen resources back to the East.
Gnash you teeth dude.

Very well for you. I have heard great things coming from the east and how your people are now leaving the west in droves, to the east their new found utopia.

HAIL TO THE CHIEF OF IMCOMPETENT BUFFOONS - GOOFLUCK JONASATANI

htajz: yorubas have no say in nigeria politics to start with, you are 5th class citizens , when others are talking shut your mouth , the highest yoruba man tinubu have already sold your future to fulanis. slaves should not be talking when free borns are talking. all your leaders have been executed by your slave masters yet you still run your motuh all over the place.

Slaves who take your money? Who deprive you of your wealth? What a powerful slave that is. I think it would be in your best interest to become a slave if a slave can command even the landlord

You are not bright.

I know that my retorts are getting to you but try and pretend that they are not and call all the power in the universe to assist you in constructing a sensible hit back. Heaven knows you'll need all the help you can get. Personnaly, i'll suggest a brain transplant - perhaps that of the wasted ojuiku's. Consider it and let me know your decision. Heck! You'll need a brain even to do that. Well, its goodluck to you.

htajz: you own nothing you live on welfare, have you checked your poverty rate in yorubaland? desitutes that is what you are . very soon you wont own anything even in lagos.

really? We live on welfare, yet we are impoverished? Make up your mind, boniface! We are either with or without. You say we have stolen your oil to feed our people yet in the same vein you are saying that we are poor? Let me know when your thoughts syncrhronises with your fingers because as of this moment in time, they are at loggerheads.

We will continue to take that welfare for as long as we want, if you are not happy about it, you forking fight for it and it would give us another opportunity to unleash one of our deadliest policies.

Have you read CyberG's conditions on your leaving Nigeria? You just gotta respect us, men...!

htajz: you can rant from today till tomorrow just be prepared to served your slave masters for enternity and feed you people with cocoa.shamless people ,all your cities and states are villages, see how dirty and stinking ibadan oshogbo etc are, your leaders have been jailed from time to time by your slave masters. the obasanjo your talking about is a stooge too . why are you yorubas so scared of nigeria breaking up , are you bastards that you cant think of how to take care of yourselves, if you are as smart as you claim then you should be happy to have your oduduwa and not spreading you biterness all over the place.

Why have oodua yet when there is money to be milked off your waters? Why spend my money when I can spend yours?

Dear, we own you and until we are done with you, you keep schtum!

Onlytruth: Err, we really should keep you out of government until we move all our oil company assets back to the East.
Ijaw is getting more informed and doing a better job of returning all the loots y'all stole from the East.

Abeg no die o.

Hahaha...it is glaringly obvious, wouldn't you agree? Yes, I agree!

Onlytruth: Deal with it, Ijaw is your commander in Chief. You have two options: Borrow the rest of the rat poison from your "papa"; or ship out of Nigeria to Benin republic.

Of course, he is our commander in chief but we know who commands the chief, don't we?

Ship out of Nigeria? We are Nigeria! We made Nigeria and only us can bring it to its knees. We say you aren't going so soon and we made sure it was so. The future or disintegration of this land rests in our hands and until we say move, you will stand as statues.

P.S: Currently, you are the ones attempting to ship out and we'll see how that goes. The subject is you!

Onlytruth: Pride always goes before a fall!
This is how you Yoruba online goons have been attacking GEJ since he defeated your master Buhari. Your bitterness that an Ijaw son ascended Nigeria's presidency has almost lynched you. You created all sorts of derogatory names for him: Drunken fisher man; Jonathan; Retardeen: and all sorts of BITTER names.
You always assume that only you are smart in Nigeria, but my history teaches me that even now, you are under all the people you denigrate.
Keep up the good work.

Really? How's that working for you, then?

Listen, you just have to take a peep at Nairaland and the debates to see how we continually floor you lot. You just can't hold a torch to us.

As per Nigeria, in this current dispensation, you okoros and the ijaw dullard are running on the mill and we see how that is panning out, aren't we? Devoid of Yoruba brains, it has become the most incompetent, unproductive government in the history of Nigeria and this is with your best brains ala okoejo iwala. I am personally pleased that we are not part of this government as the failure is only on two ethnicities alone and that is ibo and the fish people. Whereas, when it comes to the movers and shakers of the country, we know who calls the shots. That my friend, is what matters.

If jonasatan would go down, he would go down with you and you lot alone. No Yoruba would be pin pointed in a failed government. It is your time, shine and prove to us that indeed, you can run a country but so far, you all have failed woefully.

htajz: are you retarded , how many times will i tell you that if one group leaves , ijaws will leave . you yourbas must be pathetic to think ijaws will remain in this blood sucking country with you and your hausa fulani slave masters.

Okay, let's assume that we are indeed leeches and sucking the life out of you peasants. Are the illiterate ijaws that reek with fish stench the only people blessed with oil? How about the itsekiris of Delta? The Ondos of the west? Do they not have oil and far superior in civility and intelligence? Why would we want to have you backward booty scratching illiterates in a country anyway? The only thing you're good for is the oil but you people are too cantankerous and primitive to even live peacefully among sane people, anyway. Everywhere you go, chaos follows you. I don't know how living on stilt palm leaves houses is now something to boast about? You better thank heavens for Obasanjo for stooging your son (the only half educated illiterate in your village)behind the ill Yaradua hence giving you a shot at presidency. But then again, I know that you're only a forking ibo parading as ijaw to drag them into your selfish agenda yet again.

Dendento, tell me if you have even seen a drop of crude in your life. We know that you and your 20 brothers are going to be cramped in that 4x4 shop cum room tonight.

Lying buffoon!

Onlytruth: ^^

I wonder why it pains you so much that an Ijaw knows the truth about your parasitism.

...and I wonder why it pains you so much that i'm not st.upid enough to fall for your lies, hook,line and sinker.

Better luck next time, boniface, better luck next time.

htajz: didnt bother reading your crap just cure yourself from bitterness, you cannot continue living on welfare and still run your mouth anyhow. very soon , very very soon your slaves masters will have you all to themselves. shameless people.

You know what, i'd have to give it to you. You could have fooled me with the claim of being ijaw but then I have Awolowo to thank for making it possible for me to be smarter than you.

Trust me, no ijaw man would come here fighting an ibo cause. The fisherman is to bothered with his catch of the day than to be fighting an okoro's corner who is threatening him with taking portharcourt to biafra.

You my friend - are not bright!

naijababe: Desola, were e kii se omo oodua. Won ti tu asiri e lori itakun omiran.

e je ka so eegun saja ka woo boya o ma buuje. Mo tii siwaju ni. Ti o ba je tiwa n tiwa ni, o ma dami lohun ni Yoruba ponbele ti kii se Yoruba ti awon omo ajokutamamumi maa n so leko.

Mo n dee ni...

htajz: yes an ijaw man is president , nigeria may be the same but we ijaws have never been dis organised . its funny when yorubas try to bash other tribes when you depend and live on welfare, are you not shameless, only a bastard depends on others to feed them and insult the people that feeds them. as for your bitterness with igbos you are yet to explain why you hate them soo much yet tremble at the mention of biafra or them living nigeria. are you a bastard? dont you have your own people and family to worry about? you yorubas need to stop behaving like hopeless destitues and worry about what will happen to you when everybody answer their papa name.even your hausa slave masters have realized that day will eventually come .

You are disabled in the mental department hence your inability to string together a meaningful response to anything. So redundant are your cognitive factors that your find yourself regurgitating and repeating yourself or should I just put it down to lack of basic education. It is even funny that you keep on harping on about welfare in a country that has no social security whatsoever. Have you decoded your own stupidity yet? Probably not; you are after all not capable to, since your picnic is missing more than one sandwich.

Come to think of it, if you have the oil and we feed off the oil leaving little or nothing to you - wouldn't that be affirming the fact that we are just generally better and smarter than you? If we don't produce it, yet use it and reap from it, that actually makes us your masters and you our automatic slaves. If you were so clever, would you not be controlling those resources? You have to give it to the Yorubas, they are bloody smart! It is called imperialism and the smartest gets the biggest cake. Isn't it a shame on your part to admit to being colonised even in your own country?

Hey, but all this analogy is wasted on you as you are merely a common ibo anyways.

As my amiable forumite would say "you are not bright!"

Onlytruth: You are the fool here because the guy you are insulting is Ijaw through and through. I've engaged him in the past. Deal with it.
Honestly, I am yet to meet an Ijaw in REAL LIFE that does not regret Biafra's failure.
Why won't they, when you have auctioned off their lands and oil fields, and cornered all the money to Lagos.

Only the most foolish Ijaw or any SSoutherner for that matter would not join Biafra, because that may be the only opportunity they get to leave.

Who wants to stay with parasites?

Is it world comedy day, today? An ibo man telling me to take his word as gospel because as it happens, he has spoken to himself in the mirror and wants me to believe that - that reflection is actually not of himself but of an ijaw man.

I have to give the ibos first class for stupidity but the sad part is that they think others are in the same shi.t hole as them.

Katsumoto: Nigeria needs to be restructured if it is to survive.

The current pooling of resources and being shared afterwards deters developmental progress.

Each region needs to be able set its own benchmarks to promote and sustain its culture and way of life.

The only industries which should be common to all of Nigeria should be Defense, sports, and transportation.

The government should be sincere in its protection of its citizens but travelers should be very respectful of traditions and cultures in regions where they reside or visit.

In the absence of the above, Nigeria should be split into as many countries as is practicable. Europe is carved, mostly, along ethnic lines. Even Belgium which hosts the European Union is divided along ethnic lines. Despite being European citizens, Romanian gypsies are being expelled from many European countries.

o seun baa mi. O figba kan paro ri.

Very well articulated as per usual, Katzo!

tomakint: Baba Katz in your usual characteristic manner, you have spin out your usual sophistries, you think I will fall for it? Try something else!!

omo iya, wa bami soro. Je ka ji roro, ka fomi jomi toro oro to wa nile yi. Kini idi pataki ti o fii n gbe leyin awon omo oloriburuku ajokutamamumi yi. Sebi omo oodua ti kii fi owo osi juwe ile baba re ni o n se. Ki wa lode ti o fii n fi ori ade awa omo Yoruba wole niwaju awon omo alainiran ti o ni orisun yi? kini nkan ti o ri lobe to wa iru sowo bayi?

Inu mi iba dun ti o ba le fesi si ibeere mi wonyi. Idunu nla paapa lo ma je fun mi ti o ba le fesi si mi ni eede kaaro ojiire wa nitori mo fe ki a se oro yi ni boonkele.

O seun, Oodua a gbe o.

htajz: like i said earlier you are slow and am begining to think its a general illness within the yorubas. you lack common sense. for the second time , yorubas will answer their fathers name and serve their hausa fulani slave masters when the time comes . if you think calling me igbo will change that then sorry for you . what will happen to the ijaws is none of your buisness . dirty pigs living on welfare.

You are with a skull devoid of brain. Why are you crying for ijaws when they have their son at the top to do their bidding? Why are you so fixated on their oil? The fishermen know where their bread is buttered and though generally not the brightest of people as attested to by their son at Aso rock, i'm sure that they know how to answer their own name without the help of a biafran longer throat, don't you think so.

You can attach yourself all you want but your fate is written and it is glaringly visible. You are land locked, erosion ridden without seaports and you sustenance would forever be dependent on your neighbours. Deal with that and let the ijaws be! Ole, barawo banza!

PointB: Quit sweating on it. If you are from the SS, then I am from Mars! Liar!

but that mothereffing htaz is ijaw, right? You forking arsewipes!

htajz: i dont blame you , product of a failed nation. nigeria must divide either in this generation or next but it must happen and you bitter pathetic yoruba will feed yourselves with your cocoa or whatever it is yo claim you have. you cant keep living on welfare and keep opening you mouth the way you like. that lagos you boast of you will use tax money from it to feed your people thats if bitterness wont make you chase all investors out like your confused awolowo did after the war.

Mothereffing ibo dullard. I see your pain, it is glaring, but unfortunately, I can't help nor cure you. You are eternally damned to be bitter for the rest of your lives be it in Nigeria or biafra. A coward you are to hide under the ijaw veil to spew your hatred but surprise I am not. You people do not have the liver, try as you have to grow one, you have not succeeded and you will not. It is afterall on record that your god in iboland, ojuiku fled to ivory coast and left an ibibio man to finish his dirty work so shocked, i am not, at your bold faced lie at being ijaw.

The unfortunate thing is that your lie would not let you admit that hardly would you find an average Nigerian benefitting from the so called oil money because it never trickles to the common man but remains in the control of the select thieves at the top. I know how painful it is for you to admit that Yorubas are the engines that make this country work and without them not even you in your backward eastern state would have had access to a classroom let alone be fairly literate in expressing yourself on the world wide web. It is not Yoruba's fault that while some of you were chucking books in the bin and embracing owning a 4x4 shop at Alaba or pirating a cds or becoming drug couriers, Yorubas were paying hard earned money to get the best of education. It is only common sense then that they are the administrative back bone of this nation which left to you illiterate mofos would have been a version of Somalia now.

You know something, I pray that you never get over your hatred for the Yorubas, but that you perish and decay in it. Anuofia!

gboss4sure: Did the igbos include any SS state in their current agenda? But let me put it clear to you that if Igbos break away today a lot of states in the SS will follow them. Doubt it but watch it happen

Follow them and declare their own sovereignty - yes but follow them to biafra; land of the setting sun? Excuse me laugh...

namfav: don't let the senseless killings fueld by political aspirations of a few fool you, most of the victims are northerners, achebe's utterance are the main problem if we all put the civil war into consideration, we should all know who is are friends and who is the enemy, let us remove the pro biafra sentiment and then move onto other things

I am familiar with you Hausas. When you speak, it's like butter cannot melt in your mouths but you are Lucifa's re-incarnate. Ibos are boastful, not very smart and act before they think. We know them for what they are and their limited capabilities but you lot are snakes! See how you have cunningly tried to persuade me that the ibos are our common enemy when in actual fact, you have held this country down and caused so much more atrocities. Majority of you are barbaric and inhumane. The funny thing is that those ibos think you're illiterates and not very smart but in actual fact, you are far more superior to them in intellect, i mean, see how you have tried to use the divide and conquer weapon on me subliminally on this thread. NO! You lot should account for your evils and the ibos would be dealt with in due course. Right now, my immediate wish is for them to disappear from the west and other strategies would follow.

ocelot2006: No, they're from Mars. You're a bloody idiot. What the hell do you biafran bastard know about me and my parents? Who gave u the damn right to decide if I'm SS or not?

...because they believe that it is travesty for SS'ners not be be sympathetic to their course. They see you as an extension of them.

abifoluwa: biafra should be given to the ibos if they want it. honestly, about time everyone looks out for themselves. but one thing i dont get is, who do you people always blame someone, or other tribe for ur fallings? really? or u always want someone with you? you want the ijaws with you? why cant you let SS form their own country? u blame hausas for ur misfallings? why cant u blame ur leaders for killing the hausa leaders in the sixties? you blame awolowo for starvation? why cant u also blame ojukwu for starting a war when he expects the food to feed his people to come from his enemies, well, through them? u blame hausa and yoruba for the death of the ibos? the only igbo warriors that died died from fighting, not from starvation. u blame hausa and yoruba bec your city isnt developed, why cant you blame urselves for moving to other people states to develop theirs while u didnt develop urs? tired of all these bullshits. always trying to blame someone for your fallings

shh...don't say that out loud. They are emotionally unstable and suffer from victim mentality. Try and be sympathetic with them as they are not quite right upstairs.

htajz: cure yourself of hatred, how is it your buisness what happens to them but am sure it can never be like the north where your blowing yourselves to peieces right now. pot calling kettle black.
if anybody is still wondering why nigeria is cursed with terrible leaders just check out the mentality of the average nigeria. imagine people like cyberg or this ode jalingo becoming president tomorrow.

For a supposed ijaw man, you are unbelievably sympathetic to the biafran course. I suppose if you are ijaw then,I must be ibibio.

namfav: we are not attacking yoruba/awolowo

...but you have killed and are still killing our children not to mention the attrocities your leaders have and are still perpetrating in this country.

CyberG: I think the judges should do justice to this case, so let us see. In my opinion though, let the ibos secede but their will be conditions which will NOT be negotiable:

1. Every ibo man will NOT have access or be allowed to live anywhere else that is current Nigeria, except iboland: Anambra, Imo, Enugu, Abia, Ebonyi. They shall have ONLY 3 months to relocate to iboland. Every ibo who is not will be in contravention of secession agreement, will be liable for grave penalty, treason, become a legitimate target which includes capital punishment with all other options on the table.

2. They will be responsible for their local debts to banks, etc in their new country

3. If Nigeria is NOT good enough now, it WILL NOT be good enough for them later on ANYTHING, so no access to Nigeria's ports, airspace, oil reserves not on iboland, coast, currency, etc.

4. There will be NO economic cooperation with it and ANY parts of Nigeria.

5. Their military will be limited to 50,000 or a number as deemed fit by agreement at secession. Like Iran and other states, they shall not be allowed to make or buy heavy weapons, nuclear technology, etc.

6. There shall be an international body (including representatives from Nigeria) to monitor their compliance to 5 above.

7. Any break to the agreement will be met with BLUNT, BRUTAL FORCE that is not aimed at correction as Nigeria will not waste any efforts or resources bogged down in a stupid war over a land less than the size of Benue State. Also, Nigeria shall maintain permanent military bases, missile shields, and forward operating bases in Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Delta, Edo, Benue and Kogi States. Nigeria will also assemble new military divisions to be stationed off the Atlantic coasts with a fleet of aircraft carriers, battleships. Dive bombers and heavy bombers shall be stationed in all states mentioned above. Drones shall be allowed to roam biafran skies and fly at not less than 18,000 ft.

8. The agreement shall remain in perpetuity and immutable for NOT less than 100,000 years!

This makes perfect sense.

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Bliss4Lyfe: It's time to revisit the Biafran Genocide and perpetrators persecuted for crimes against humanity. Compensation a must. Hague Criminal court is appropriate.

Yet you've waited for over 42 years and are still waiting to approach the Hauge? Something tells me that it's because you cannot and will never be able to substantiate your claims.

If you try Nigeria for war crimes, what then should the innocent dwellers of the midwest which you killed and maimed do to you Biafrans?

namfav: yoruba have to act hard on the pro biafra sentiment in places like lagos they have to remember that biafra's army want to take lagos from yoruba, ndi ibo can be manipulative in these situations, achebe is like a de facto leader for them his statements should be taken seriously or nigeria will head into chaos

For wia? Dem chop winch?

We should collectively deal with you the abokis first and then come for the ajokutamamumis. Na turn by turn.

gregtochi: Amadioha strike you death for being a goat. I am sorry for your false sense of security.

Shango oko oya, oba olukoso and soponna strike you and fragment your lifeless body into pieces that your remains would be so scattered it would not be complete to fit into a coffin for burial but scattered into the Niger river.

Eleriibu!

T9ksy: EXACTLY!!! This is what the yorubas are saying but somehow the ibos just seem to be oblivious to it.

The war ended over 42 years ago and achebe was part and parcel of it (as a infomation minister for the biafrans)so he does have some knowledge

at his disposal however what he wrote about Awo is very untrue and he knew it or ought to know as he was actively present at the time in question.

So it beats me hollow why achebe would deliberately peddle falsehoods that can easily be debunked in his book at this late stage in his life.

Who stands to gain from this mad act by achebe? Okay, maybe the controversies generated by his outright lies would give the book undeserved cheap

publicity thereby increasing its sales, but what else? It sure won't improve the relationship between the ibos and the yorubas.

At this particular time in our national history when both ibos and yorubas are been slaughtered in the north like roaches, isn't it obvious

that what we need in the south is a concerted effort to confront our common enemy? But here we have Acvhebe who at 81 and having seen the horrors

of war believe the best thing he could do for his people is to drive a wedge between them and the only other major group in the country, where

at least his relatives can live and prosper without any fear of sudden mass slaughtering by printing fallacious tales about their HERO.


This is what i mean by ibotic thought stream- Achebe will obviously make more money from the controversies but his ibo people will suffer more.

The fragile r/ship between the ibos and the yorubas will take a bashing and only the northerners stands to gain considearbly from this stupid stunt

by Achebe.

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nifemi01: Of course, it's a great idea. But do i think mimiko will build it? Hmmmm..............NO, we are talking about a government that couldn't complete the dualisation of a road that's barely 2km long in 4 years.

indeed! It is all political jingoism.