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In all seriousness though, this is just giving the boys room to talk.

They open a ring for the girls and as envisaged, the cat fight begins. How are we to ever be taken seriously? This is why I hate b.iatches. Too frigging emotional.

I am pulling the plug on this entertainment now.

Nonsense!

stillwater:
^^^Tehehe, lame as usual. I don't know why your insults don't get at me, probably because they are like feathery punches.
Debacle you say, when you are a prime spectacle of the debacle you want to act virginal about. I thought you thrived in debacles. Don't be scared I don't bite.

For once in your miserable life, you actually got something right. Did you get a quick brain transplant during the interlude? You should thank that guinea pig later.

Yes, I am a spectacle; I will always be a spectacle given the pedestal I sit on, darling. You will always look up to me up there because that is how it was divinely designed.

What good hearted superiors like me should learn however, is not to come off our pedestals to feed peasants like you. We should always remember to merely throw you the bones.

You have taught me a valuable lesson. Even peasants have their use/s.

To all other posters who has something meaningful to say: I sincerely apologise for this debacle.

stillwater:
You did that long ago. I tone down ghetto retorts you hear.


After you. I'd ask that you leave too since you are the resident senseless poster.

Your acknowledgment of my residency clears up the issue of who leaves and who stays.

You, as a vacuous skull clearly devoid of any thinking faculty should take a leave. You are an unwelcome loony and its apparent that you are a few sandwiches short of a picnic!

stillwater:
^^^What juice? Orange or Apple?

Now, that is what I call: dead on delivery!

Take some lessons on quick witted comebacks, darling. Better luck next time!

Leave this thread for those who have meaningful contributions to make.

stillwater:
^^^Lame, overused cliche. Come harder.

I thought I did earlier, can't you see the juice all over your face?

stillwater:
^^^Buhahaha, I still think you are senseless, almost veering on being ghetto, if I may add.

Its okay, snookums.

Opinions are like bums, everyone has it - even you.

stillwater:
^^^E don pain am. The estrogen are on fire. I shiver in fright.

Feel used ke? Am I a rap.ist?

Too damn right, I'm pained!

I'm pained that the only rare opportunity that I get to rub minds with intelligent females after battling with the male testosterone on here for so long, I chose a dim wit to waste my time with!

The time of my life that I would never regain!

stillwater:
You tell me. You propose to be the political analyst.

I have to express my disappointment in you, sister friend.

You mean to tell me that after the 'tete-a-tete', the back and forth, the emotional outpour to which I played the role of a perfect therapist - you are afterall an airhead? Don't you think it was a tad rich of you to label me one when after all your 'jibber-jabber', you could only turn around to ask me the same question to which I sought an answer from your royal cookiness? All that haughtiness and all you could deliver is this?

I feel used!

stillwater:
Yeah I agree but I'd rather keep my mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. 
Whoever said that must be very smart.
Empty barrels DO make the loudest noise. It doesn't mean you are saying anything worthwhile.
In layman's language, what you do dear is not airing sensible opinions, but downright balderdash, playing to the gallery of senseless 'my tribe is better than yours' mudslinging.
I told you I'm a watcher/ardent reader. Separating the sensible ones from the senseless is what I do best. Unfortunately you got an F.

You make some valid points no doubt and I am equally glad that you appear to have gained some relief from that emotional or.gasm.

If you wouldn't mind us getting back to the topic at hand now, sweetie.

What is politics?

Any business person or resident leaving their asset behind in Lagos due to Nigeria's dissolution should be remunerated. I think that is only fair.

SEFAGO:
My did I make an impression  

I was in a bad mood that day and sometimes u homophobes  just kind of irritate me.

Iya yi  fi mi le

Go back to the thread.  

Oh! You're gay!?

Whoever said politics was a clean game?

Politics is nationalism, fascism. Capitalism, colonialism, "tribalism" and a lot mor "isms"!

If you can't stand heat, then get right out of the kitchen!

stillwater:
True we have preferences. But I just can't come off noticing that when Seun newly applied the foreign affairs section, only few men dared go there, how much more the female 'politicians'   masquerading their hunger for tribal slinging as discussing politics, going to foreign affairs. Impossible!!!   Nansense. You gotta agree with me what half of these females are posting is not politics. Kobo just agree with me.

Lmao. So what you do on here is what you term as discussing political affairs? As you can see, it won't be rocket science for me if I can't distinguish between tribalism and having something politically worthwhile to say. Example- Posting statements like Igbo people should leave Lagos or Yoruba people are the best, is not 'talking politics' my dear . Sorry, it would definitely be rocket science for me to act the way you do. I apologize.

Okay, let's assume that I agree with you that a good number of topics end up being tribalised.

What I am however interested to know, from you, is your opinion of what politics is. Not how it should be discussed but what it is.

Somehow, I think that you'll find that tribalism is also political. That you think its dirty or not right does not take away from it being political.

Politics itself cuts across all discipline.

Who are the effing southerners?

I thought that there was the East, SS and the west?

SEFAGO:
Na by force?- she is not interested.

Look if you are not interested in something you are gonna do a bad job at it even if it is easy. For example, Ileke-Idi is not really interested in politics per se, she just noticed that it has a high traffic and so as a way to say something she took an interest in it.

I do have a long memory , but trust me my ego was not bruised. Someone of my immense intellect knows he is always right and only engages low-intellect individuals so as to understand the state of your condition.

You ignored me, like I give a shyt . I go die from lafta sha

Yah I will, he is currently fellatioing me. So he cannot talk right now his mouth is full.

Sorry I said anything

stillwater:
Can't be bothered with the back and forth politics. I'm not a politician, lmao . Watching the news and reading online dailies are enough for me. If you guys are really discussing politics and not tribalism, half of the ladies that you say are holding their own won't be here, lmao, because they won't know what to talk about. You wonder why the foreign affairs section even have a minute quantity of women. No Igbo-Yoruba tribalistic discussions.

I'm more of a watcher than a poster. If I don't know something I keep quiet, instead of posting and making a fool of myself. Some women have the guts to post ridiculous things, I don't o.

Is politics really that difficult a subject? Isn't it just daily life as we live it?

Its not rocket science, you know? You just need to have an opinion on decisions as it affects you or how you perceive it to affect others.

Is that so difficult?

The mention of names and repetition of igbo's ascension to power killed what could have otherwise being a thought provoking piece.

You blew your own cover, mate!

Beaf:
If you've ever been to the West, you would know how much they love their hidden racist stuff, news about corrupt Africans, the Serengeti, Okavango and other "exotic African" shiit. Its good stuff for the old ladies and "discerning" gents.

seriously mate, you can't tell me about the west. No ordinary reader gives a shiatsu about Africa except during live aid and christmas.

These people have reported this story because it has real meat on the bone.

isale_ggan:
This is not about you, but I must highlight part of the inconsistencies in your numerous posts over these many months that led me to make the earlier statement.  

". . . Join the work force"?  You are using a western ideal to evaluate Nigerian culture.  Our women and mothers have always worked - or what do you think all those women traders are doing?  You need not be behind a desk or a civil servant to be "in the work force."  This is just one of hundreds of misleading statements you've made.  

Anyway, I'll leave it alone.  I'm sure discerning readers can see through it. You're not the absolute worst - there is an even worse [b]roundabout debater[/b] that stalks the politics section.  But of course, those are the ones who think their gas don't smell - one ROTLMA smiley and we're all supposed to marvel at their imaginary brilliance.  lol.


Carry on moderator.  

why do you lot make me so paranoid? You should put a name to these name calling jo.


. . .but isale gann, I like you though. I don't want you to unlike me because me, I respect your comments o. I like jenifa too, she is so clever.
I like to be the centre of attention.

I really think ibos are being marginalised in Lagos even with their 95% strong population.

If Fashola does not meet this demand, they should simply pull the chair off his bum and install their own son on the chair! Afterall, they gave him 95% of the votes that put him there!!!

Fact!!

aloy@emeka:
There are over 2000 junk tabloids in the US alone that have published fake stories like: George W bush is gayy, Barack Obama caught with a mistress, Michelle Obama is lesbo, Michael Jackson rose from the dead and variety of funny lies that anybody with half a brain can decipher. Everything western is not kosher. Encomium is one of them and it is not even free because there are dumb people who actually pay money to read made up junk.

I see your point but those kind of sensationalist stories have a market in those countries and they are written mostly to generate significant sales.

What reason would a western newspaper have to publish such story about a non-entity in their society? Of what benefit is it to their consumers if not just to highlight or inform their tax office of a new tax loophole or to bring to the attention of their law enforcers of a new money launderer in town?

coogar:
desola, are you related to kas?

Hahaha, I think that is a leading question abi? You want to yab me, abi?

I'll answer sha, No.

Why do you ask?

gestapo:
The only post on this thread that makes sense so far

Simply put, Nigerian men in this section feels threatened and their heckles get raised quickly when they sense anyone from the female of the species who comes across as formidable. They are onto her like sharks to blood, SMH, even me sef wey wahala like me small bow the first time I mistakenly wandered into this section with the level of viciousness displayed towards my always gentle self, infact I am still traumatised till date

They are toothless sharks, really.

No be yam o, Dora Akunyili will tell you that.

When they bark, you just hold your ground and bark harder, it's pretty easy.

coogar:
large percentage of women don't have interests in politics especially nigerian politics.
they are more comfortable with romance/relationships + food + fashion.
let the men handle the politics. bring home the bacon and the women convert it to food.

Yet when they say you're only good for the kitchen, you start waving and shaking your head left to right and rolling your eyes.

Abeg, women are not ready to be taken seriously jo.

All that wasted years in tertiary education only to sit over a hot stove in the kitchen, breast feed husband, breastfeed child and lay on your back every night. Worrawasteofgoodlife!!!

jmaine:
Wonderful  . . . . i berra stay out of harms way cos when two ladies dey quanta . .  . .no be small thingy oo! . . .Meanwhile, Thanks for the update Madam Desola or probably Dessy   . . . . ,

You called me Dessy, you called me Dessy, !

My past is catching up with me fast!

jmaine:
You mean Isale_gann is a lady . . . .

yelz.

jmaine:
Part of the outrage that sends them ladies away    . . .Most are too cool to return fire for fire . . .they did rather stay off than endure direct attacks . . . Please be soft on ladies  

she is a lady!

Na Oa4mj call women into this forum o. . .now im no go finish the tin wen im start.

I just fear women and cat fights. I can't do it.

Beaf:
Why didn't the Nigerian media sources publish it themselves? Why seek out a free paper in Austria?
Lol! It reminds me of the "refinery in Indonesia."

Na red eyes, my sista!

Okay, I get it now.

So you don't have any evidence to the contrary. You only believe that it is false because it wasn't printed by the Nigerian source who provided the information?

All is clear.

jmaine:
So you are the fly    . . . . See as you expose yaself  . . .ma mind no even go ya side . . . . Na true say, if talk resemble pesin, the owner go answer am . . .That theory don work today . . .But really, i do not see you as a fly . . .so why accept that logo sweet    . . .

Darling, I am a fly o. I am free spirited, I fly wherever the wind can take my wings.

Snookums, I know how to play your tribal games and that girl was being far too kind with words. For an ibo girl, I expected something more colourful from her but she's slightly reserved - i think. ibo girls manufacture obscenities o, no joke. You should know your ilk now.

Beaf:
What she does is really down to her, I can't answer that question. All I'm here for is to show my disgust at the falsification of news by desperate Nigerians, even half way across the Globe.

All hail 9ja! They can turn oyibo bad!

https://www.ithappensinindia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bribe.jpg

How do you know that the story was falsified?

Do you have the inside true story?