₦airaland Forum

He built Dagbolu station too?

This man na performer, leave story!

Enjoying Bootyonme and Kilode's conversation.

I'm so impressed with this man, he is taking giant strides.

ACN is working, PDP is crying.

eni ba wo seju akan o, yi o pe leti omi.

Ati duro momi konga won, iyonu ni, ati bere momi konga o, iyo nu ni!


Aregbe, o ti ta won yo, iwo ni baba.

Awon ota e o ni yafoko, akoyoyo ni o kan wan lese, omolanke ni yi o kan wan lorun.

Aye PDP ati supporters won o ni da! Aye wan ma run regerege ragaraga rederede.

Go on soun, ACN ni babanla baba won!

UP Aregberascal!!!!!

Yorubaland is progressing, losers are hating. Well done Aregberascal, our very own prince of rascality.

Anuofias! How many trains stop for una villages? Moraeffing no hopers!!

Abeg go and collect your daily hand outs from odechukwu!

aribisala0:
the B1tch is from lagos naa!

She is ibo; that I know, so she can only be a lagos resident.

aribisala0:
the B1tch is from lagos naa!

She is ibo; that I know, so she can only be a lagos resident.

Bliss4lyfe,

My arch nemesis, ndewo.

Nwanne, I come in peace. I just want to ask you a question.

May I? Daalu.

Could you please tell me from where you hail in Nigeria?

Manny thanks.

BRILLIANT news!!! I am so happy!

Did someone say travelling by train is longer? Why is that? I would have thought that it would be costlier but faster?

Does this train stop in Ibadan and go as far as Ondo and Ekiti? If not, then the other governors should seriously look into it.

All in all, I love this latest development!

Jarus,

You don kolo finish! I don laff die!

I just loVe my Yoruba brothers! They don't meddle in "dem say", they just bring the facts out and BAM!!!It hits you like thunderbolt!!

Yoruba people are just too mouthed! Too intelligent!!!

Kobojunkie:
Either Nairaland has zero tolerance for insults or Nairaland allows them. Which one?

The 101 question.

Frigging robot!

Kobojunkie:
^^^ Yes, Showing the males that the way a woman fights her battles is also by lobbing INSULTS at others (who do not see things her way, or makes her feel threatened or takes attention from her) makes her more appear invincible, huh?  That is the example every Nigerian male/female needs to get from Nairaland, abi? 

Why not be fair and retain the insulting posts on other thread. That was we can have equal and fair bouts of this sort every day.

Now, you're talking, wretch! It's about the attention, right? Oh dear, you should have said, i'm quite generous, you know. You need to understand the circle of life sweetie, at one point, Britany Spears was running the airwaves, then came beyonce, then came Rihanna e. t. c. Yorubas would say: makan, makan loye nkan.

Kobo, you are washed up darling, you are yesterday's news, today's chip paper. You have to leave when the ovation is loudest but shame that you never got one. You eased out and no one notices until you went into the cuckoo house and returned yet, they paid you no mind. Life is a BIATCH!!

A word of advise from one female to another. Crawl gently to a very dark corner, take a few deep breaths, tilt your head to a side and just DIE!!

I mean, what are you good for? You are washed up, loosing your marbles and you haven't got a man to shine your congo! I mean, you don't even know the meaning of the word c.u.m!


Kobo, abeg, do humanity a huge favour and just go kpeme for one side.

OAM4J:
Whao! omG!


And they said ladies are weaker vessels

Not even Sagamite Vs fstranger epic battle got it to this height.

You called b.iatches to this forum.

i hope you're happy now!

Gosh! I hate b.iatches!!!

Kobojunkie:
Don't worry, I am well aware of what your problem here is. Here's hoping someday you will not need to use crass grammar when expressing yourself. Maybe then, responses to your own posts most overwhelm you as much as they do today.

Anywho . . . goodluck!

Kobo,

as much as I avoid taking delight in subjugating those deficient in the mental arena, I have to make an exception here and say you are right nit witt! A deluded old wretch!

What exactly is your problem here? That I used the word c.u.m which is a valid word with a dictionary entry or that you think its a dirty word? Who exactly decided that? Who is the authority that made it a dirty word exactly? No, don't tell me, its the loony toon troll on NL otherwise known as Kobo.

YOu need to back off right now as I do not take kindly to mischevous busy bodies like you who do not possess any ability to comprehend or express themselves accordingly.

Kobo, you got this one wrong. You either explain how the word c.u.m is dirty or you keep your filthy ragged old fingers to yourself!

You see what I mean? Kobo, I refuse to do this with you. I can't comprehend you at all!

Even when i'm not engaging you, reading your posts wear me right out.

Kobojunkie:
Is it possible that you are assuming that the picture you have of me in your mind has to be the CORRECT one? I mean I asked you a simple question --- you chose to drag it out almost one page, before finally answering that simple question. Are you sure I am the one who caused all that ? :-/I think it is the one who wishes for mind-reading abilities i.e not content with allowing people be as they are, that is more likely to end up in the nut house. If you doubt it, look it up for yourself. Majority of the people whose stories we are aware of, who were not content with not having control over everyone around them ended up right there. Sorry, I don't speak your language. A woman stooping to pee absolutely nothing to do with using such crass language. Again with the disconnected stew. What has heavenly pleasure to do with urinating? What has it to do with using vulgar language, language that I am sure you are unable to repeat in front of those that raised you.
Child, stop trying to psychoanalyze that which is obviously beyond you. When someone asks you a simple question, don't start rambling simply because of your need for attention. Remember, you can use this to showcase your intelligence, or at least pretend you are, something I think those after you will benefit more from.

Relax101:
^^^^ I dey use the blood of Jesus.
Desola na real Ijebu girl, I be part Ijebu boy, I just wan leave her make I no respond anymore.
hahaha, she go don loose her headscarf tie for waist to fight gidigbo with me.

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Aya e o ni da omo okoro oshi. kini kan to dabi nkan ti won fi n bo awon irunmole yi.

I can uproot your past posts to show you are an authentic ibo boy so if you love yourself and you don't want me to send soponna to where you are now you had better keep your lips sealed.

Not even your amadioha would help you out of this o. Oloribuushan!

Kobojunkie:
WOW . . . Finally she answers the simple questions asked . . . .so come harder, which I took to mean, try harder, is reason for your post? WOW!!!  

Please no need to continue assuming you have PSYCHIC powers. . . . continue with your argument there  . . . . I only wanted to know why a woman would stoop that low.

i'm glad that i've been able to answer your "simple" question but you have to admit, kobo that nothing is ever simple with you. You, just as your name is complicated.

I do wish I have psychic powers to see if you would eventually end up in the nut house as that would put my mind at rest because I really do think you should be sectioned, honey.

As to how a woman could stoop so low? Well, it's the same way you stoop to take a pee or a s.hit - Naija style, you get me?

Anyway, except of course you haven't experienced that heavenly pleasure, you should know what a c.u.m means but given your state of mind, your congo probably haven't been shined of recent or at all

Relax101:
^^^^^^ see me see wahala o. How u take change am?
O dabo o

oloshi omo abiipabe, waa nbi ibo lo n lo. Omo okoro to n ko fuji.

Sebi o fe ja ija rofo ni? Oya o, mo declare floor open won de bi e da ko so oyinbo nibi. Sebi omo kaaro o jire lo pera e ni?

oya now. Eleribu aburo yaluba.

Relax101:
No wahala. Ore mi nko?
bami ki o.

Relax101:
Are you more yoruba than me?
If you are not 32 then something must be wrong with your abnormal growth.
Isale eko ke? Omo jati jati ni e.
I wonder how many people you go don fight and shuk bottle for peckham.
You be real gutter chick. Nothing clean comes out from your mouth, hoodrat.

Ok, mo ti gbo o, omo okoro yoruba.

Now say aaaahhhh,

Kobojunkie:
^^^ again, I asked you to explain your own word. That is all this has been about. Why are you having a hard time doiing just that? Why are you trying to prolong this more than necessary?

Okay, Kobo. I didn't want to answer you because I don't get you at all. I have seen so many threads where you don't contibute sanely to. You ask questions just as you are doing now and when you are asked a question, you dance round it or provide answers which do not correlate.

Basically, Kobo, I think you have lost your marbles. I don't really think you have all your nuts and bolts intact up there. I know it sounds really harsh coming from another female but I don't like to engage you at all.

In a final attempt to answer your question, however. I used the word c.u.m because your friend - stillwater, asked me in her previous post to "come harder".

Have I been able to answer your question?

Kobojunkie:
I know that is because I am not your TYPICAL Nigerian that you are used to exchanging words with, but a simple question was asked here. Why are you having a hard time EXPLAINING your own post there? You used those words, why are you not able to explain your own self there

I know you are not a TYPICAL Nigerian o, that I know because no typical Nigerian can ever be like you. Like I said earlier, you are spesha!

Kobo, why now? You are slowly dragging me into your maze o and I want to remain sane, please.

Okay, I don't have answers for everything. I can't explain, it was just a slip of tongue.

Relax101:
No, that guy is always on skinny jeans.
Letme him r0t anywhere he is.
You had a crush on EzeUche.


This girl na real gutter and ghetto girl rolled in one super cumbo. No correct sense dey her head at all. 32yrs old for that matter.

Hahaha. . . all this for me? Well, thank you. I am a Yoruba girl from isale eko so go figure. 32 years old? Why are you pushing me to my grave? Abeg o.

Kobojunkie:
I need to decide simply because I asked a question as to the reasoning behind your posting the highlighted

Kobo, you know that you are a handful. Please, I beg you. Others, I can take on but you? No way! I would go mad in a few seconds.

Biko nu. Not even panadol extra would help. YOu are just extra, extra spesha! Not tonight, jo.

Only a psychiatrist can engage you, darling.

Kobojunkie:
^^^ I only asked you a question there. Was that really necessary? https://images-5.findicons.com/files/icons/1039/manto/128/puzzled.png

if you can't decide, then i'm sorry but I can't be of help to you. Seems you're on a lost course there, sweetie.

Kobojunkie:
what that particular injection there necessary?  

Have you come to take on the morning shift?

Kobojunkie:
what that particular injection there necessary?  

must be, since it got you to reply to me.

stillwater:
What's that stench? Is it your mouth Desola? OMG. Have mercy, don't kill us.

Must be yours o, remember the c.u.m all over your face earlier. You need to go and have a good rinse!

Hahaha. . .you are scraping the bottom of the barrell now. I said let's call it a Biafran win.

alj harem:
No I was not involved then, I was more or less a reader back then that just come and have a good laugh. Yes there was tribalism back then with people like NINE2FIVE etc I have forgotten the rest now but not as bad as it is now.

Then I simply ignore it just like everyone else. until 2007 when Nchara joined then things changed. This Human formed so many logins just to bash the yorubas. At first I use to laugh about it until 2010 after 3 years where it hit me that if I keep looking at him he would just keep getting worse and worse.

Read Ileke idi's post from the start, I am a witness she was NEVER TRIBALISTIC but I guess it got to her as well. hmmm

and what is wrong in being tribalistic? You want us to be nationalistic but not tribalistic. Abeg make all of una go siddon for one place jo. So, because Lord Luggard lumped my nation up with some other strangers i should now lose my sense of belonging and assimilate into a manufactured nation?

I bet you'll be proud of me declaring my Nigerianess and boasting of the super eagles in the midst of Ghanaians or other Africans but its a taboo to boast about my ethnic group among others in Nigeria.

People just like deceiving themselves sha.

stillwater:
When I see your replies I think of chicken scratches.

You write like a child. I'm finally bored.    


Still senseless though.

Aww. . .snookums, I feel like a proud mother watching her baby go to school for the very first time. Immensely proud   of you.

Lets play this the way Nigeria played Biafra and say that no one won so as not to flare already strayed nerves, ok?

Good girl. Make sure to read cinderella, it makes children have such good night dreams.


Come and have a kiss from mummy - Mwahhhhh!!!

That's my girl.

stillwater:
Rotflmao. Do I smell some YM going on? NLders don't change. Buhaha. You think I'm a tribalistic wench like you that get org,asms from 'my tribe's better than yours' amala politics . It's apparent you are dense that's why the only thing you can decipher from this back and forth is 'oh she's fighting for her tribe'. Putting it in plain language for the olodo at heart, if you are the face of women in politics, I'd rather resign my gender because you are a disgraceeeeeeeeeee to all things female.

And I'm being nice.

Poor you, why shout yourself hoarse? You don't have to be tribalistic like me to at least contribute to the topic at hand do you? So far, all you have been doing is trying to take on the 'almighty' Desola to show her that you too get mouth for dia but darling, you haven't.

Take a look back at your posts from the first to the last and see how many times you've mentioned 'tribalism' "ibo vs Yoruba" "Amala politic". You might think that you're doing a great job at hiding your hurt but your see as wind blow your yansh open so?

I present no apology for being "tribalistic" darling. I thrive in it, I love my ethnic group more than any in Nigeria or the world for that matter and unabashedly declare that I want my land devoid of chest beating, ingrates who feel that by infiltrating it, they can overrun it, mba! So, if that makes me a witch, a tribalist, a bigot then by all means put all those feathers in my cap and make them colourful too - preferably green and pink. Thank you.

But let's try and not turn this tribal, please. Lets give some other women who are actually intelligent and devoid of tribalism a chance.

Can you do that for me? Would it make you happy if I said you have won and I throw in the towel just for the sake of others? would it?

Okay, stillwater okoro nwanne, you win, you are the best, never met anyone this eloquent, this dogged, this. . .i'm running out of adjectives now o,

stillwater:
You are the one getting all emotional, flinging your bra and panties . I'll use your earlier statement to me, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Too hot for you to handle? Wow I'm good.

Bloody good, darling, bloody good. Seems like feat you never thought you could achieve.

I am also glad to have inspired you and to have added to your vocabulary.

Thank me later.

P.s: this is not a political debate. It was just an opportunity for you to have a cat fight to get back at a chick who derided your tribe. You are hurt, I get it but I can't heal your wounds. The scar stays with you forever and I'm glad to have left it there.