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FamilyRe: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Desusi: 5:10pm On Jan 05, 2023
KingOfTheDamned:
Work is scarce o chai
Contact me through my gmail on naira land
FamilyRe: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Desusi: 5:05pm On Jan 05, 2023
infoleak:
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �

2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��

3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��

4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��

5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��

6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��

7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��

8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���

10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��

11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��

12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��

13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��

14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"

*Our Mothers are wonderful...*

I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)


Love your Mom..```
You're great and highly creative.! I enjoyed ever bit of your write up.You must be a true son of the soil.
CrimeRe: Physically Challenged Man Arrested For Stealing A Car From An Auto Shop In Lagos by Desusi: 4:44pm On Jan 05, 2023
God1000:
Don't underestimate such people, they can do the unthinkable
Wonder of wonders! Nothing is impossible in Lagos. Truly, Edo no be Lagos!
CultureRe: Fugar Edo Residents Celebrate As Python, Their "Mother" Returns (Video) by Desusi: 4:39pm On Jan 05, 2023
PellsKodak:
Edo no be Lagos
Like if you think Edo Is better than Lagos grin cheesy
Edo no be Lagos now,and can never be Lagos. Haba!Edo mother na snake?? No wonder Edo people dey behave irrational! Kai,l salute una. Erame! Osanogbuaa!
CultureRe: Fugar Edo Residents Celebrate As Python, Their "Mother" Returns (Video) by Desusi: 4:32pm On Jan 05, 2023
Fahdiga:
Weird cultures everywhere.
Osanogbua! You people are playing with a heavy Python like this in 21 century. Where is the civilization we talk about? Africa indeed is a forgotten world!
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Lecturer Give Empty Hall A Test As He Resumes 2023 To An Empty Class by Desusi: 4:24pm On Jan 05, 2023
chiefolododo:
you don't need to insult me to voice your opinion
Good of you with courtesy.it shows how responsible you're and the irresponsibility of your accuser.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Lecturer Give Empty Hall A Test As He Resumes 2023 To An Empty Class by Desusi: 4:21pm On Jan 05, 2023
chiefolododo:
Nice one
Imagine the likeness!
EducationRe: FGC Ijanikin, Lagos Principal Speaks On Sex Scandal, Suspends 6 Students by Desusi: 2:31pm On Jan 05, 2023
WasiuTheViper:
Lagos is a stinking overrated place. I can't raise children in that big slum.
You better remained in your jungle. Lagos has more than enough. We will be deporting anyone without lasra to their state of origin, come may 2023.Peradventure, social decadent would be reduced. Lagos is international.
EducationRe: FGC Ijanikin, Lagos Principal Speaks On Sex Scandal, Suspends 6 Students by Desusi: 2:25pm On Jan 05, 2023
ecolime:
Lets not deceive ourselves, stuffs like this has been happening since time immemorial. So, no be today unless you didn't go to a boarding school. Thank God we still turned out well. My kids not fit go boarding ooo


Grow some sense
Bloody bigot Linda,what has Yoruba got to do with this now? So all the people involved are yorubas,all the students in the school are Yorubas too? You must be reason from your anus.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Councillor, Boutique Owner, Sales Girl And Customer In Sapele (Pix) by Desusi: 2:03pm On Jan 05, 2023
doyin01:
You are sick
My brother, you dey mind am,some people na waaoo?
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Councillor, Boutique Owner, Sales Girl And Customer In Sapele (Pix) by Desusi: 2:01pm On Jan 05, 2023
Cibel59:
Sapele na dangerous town seriously.

These cultist keep kuffing people like say na animal dem dey kill
Sapele is known for terror from day one.l wonder why some people are praising them.ln crime, warri man no dey carry last now!
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Councillor, Boutique Owner, Sales Girl And Customer In Sapele (Pix) by Desusi: 1:57pm On Jan 05, 2023
LILTJAY:
the only peaceful region is SW..
God bless SW cool
It's God! True security belongs to Him.
HealthRe: Doctors Share Alarming Stories Of Attack On Duty In Nigerian Hospitals by Desusi: 1:45pm On Jan 05, 2023
I have witnessed doctor attention to patients in Nigeria and outside here.ln Nigeria, doctor believed they are next to God.ln most cases, the leave most of their responsibilities for matrons. When you need their attention and they are nowhere to be found, matron will tell you,its not my job.At other times,when a patience is brought to an hospital they know quite alright that the patients may not survived the illness, they will start to do series of tests and be using the sick for experiment until the patient died.Tell me, after wasted thousands of naira if not millions, how you will not transfer aggression on them. Many years ago when my wife was to give birth to my first child in Europe, l was treated like somebody. You will see the professional ways things were done.As a young African man,they asked me, Sir,would you want to stay with us in the labour room? l said, yes. ok.
They gave me hand gloves, cap and mouth cover.when they discovered l couldn't bear my wife crying,they took me aside and asked me to sign for operation. I said no, no.lam from a Royal family,just to avoid operation. Later they told me, they gave my wife the next 15 minutes to press.Meanwhile, they made hot tea for me asking me how is Africa.?As God will do it ,my wife deliver safely. Tell me,which general hospital in Nigeria, such would be done to you? No, Not even in a private hospital.
HealthRe: Doctors Share Alarming Stories Of Attack On Duty In Nigerian Hospitals by Desusi: 1:19pm On Jan 05, 2023
kikilove:
Sometimes people react to the death of their loved ones in different ways, especially from the shock of the loss.Most times the doctors nd nurses treat people like nothing especially at general hospitals.Though that is no reason to try to kill a doctor cause u lost a loved one.if u feel something went wrong then report to the right authorities
Just like that! You brought somebody to hospital and the person, God forbid, died and you are taken case with doctor leaving the dead abi?
CrimeRe: Delta Police Arrests Facebook Scammers Who Kidnap And Gangrape Underage Girls by Desusi: 9:55am On Jan 05, 2023
Workch:
no wonder you people don't know Nigeria.
Who then are Nigerians? Tell me more joor,my abbriba brother!
CrimeRe: Sexual Molestation Of A Minor. by Desusi: 5:52am On Jan 05, 2023
Ibime:
Your daughter is telling the truth

However you should listen to your husband

As much as his family know it's true, they don't want to crush the 15 year old girl at the same time. That would be akin to losing another child.

Your daughter will eventually forget, or it will become a hazy memory for her. There is no gain to the family to bury the 15 year old. Your husband knows this and has let the matter go.
I agreed with this writer.let the sleeping dog lies.Thank God your daughter has told you what happened. By the grace of God,with your consistent prayers and godly admonition with your daughter, she will overcome it.why gathering for more enemies? Why taking your in-law to police station? Why employing the service of lawyers? You cannot by your efforts single handedly protect your daughter, security is of the lord.Listen to your husband.Avoid the family involved since they wouldn't believe your claims. I observe you're a dedicated Christian, the lord will fight for you.Make sure your family altar do not suffered. Pray hard.
CrimeRe: Sexual Molestation Of A Minor. by Desusi: 5:32am On Jan 05, 2023
densiks:
What do people gain from sucking genitals
Its the latest in devil's agenda to demoralise and deprave already corrupt soul of man.
CrimeRe: Sexual Molestation Of A Minor. by Desusi: 4:53am On Jan 05, 2023
MsJackson:
She always tells me: mum when are we going to her house to beat her up?�
Really?
PoliticsRe: Your Lack Of Integrity Forced Buhari To Stay Away From You: Atiku Mocks Tinubu by Desusi: 4:25am On Jan 05, 2023
Kwanza:
https://twitter.com/officialKolaO/status/1610714847616040960?t=Rr65mRtxEgoAGqcY3FMmaA&s=19[/quote]A case of pot calling kettle black! Non of you have integrity,obi straight in February 2023.Enough of hide and seek game joor.
CrimeRe: Delta Police Arrests Facebook Scammers Who Kidnap And Gangrape Underage Girls by Desusi: 4:16am On Jan 05, 2023
Workch:
those are not Igbo names. Yorubas never leave their region hence cannot know the difference between Igbo and others.
. Traveling is part of education
To us,anyone from Edo down to rivers state are Igbos because they behave alike.
CrimeRe: Delta Police Arrests Facebook Scammers Who Kidnap And Gangrape Underage Girls by Desusi: 10:16pm On Jan 04, 2023
[quote author=IGoComotYaTeeth post=119715092]If you look well those people are tinubu's one million boys[/quote)
Before nko?
CrimeRe: Delta Police Arrests Facebook Scammers Who Kidnap And Gangrape Underage Girls by Desusi: 10:14pm On Jan 04, 2023
Sweetplum:
Cut there sexual organs, jail them for life!
How about the girl among them?
CrimeRe: Delta Police Arrests Facebook Scammers Who Kidnap And Gangrape Underage Girls by Desusi: 10:13pm On Jan 04, 2023
paskal16:
ufuoma tunde?
Bobo yi weyrey
Tunde again!
RomanceRe: Man Poses With His Beautiful Diminutive Lover (Photos) by Desusi: 10:01pm On Jan 04, 2023
Isabi4lov:
That's not his wife , the man said he was just helping the woman to go viral .
Maybe he's just her boyfriend.
RomanceRe: Man Poses With His Beautiful Diminutive Lover (Photos) by Desusi: 9:50pm On Jan 04, 2023
SyrusdeHansome:
Minus me nd my brothers
As long as she gets hole underneath.
RomanceRe: Man Poses With His Beautiful Diminutive Lover (Photos) by Desusi: 9:45pm On Jan 04, 2023
brain54:
Na wah o…


That woman no Dey fear?


Do they have sex?
I thought as much. If yes,how would they do it? How convenience would it be?These are among the many questions agitating my mind on this issue.
RomanceRe: Man Poses With His Beautiful Diminutive Lover (Photos) by Desusi: 9:38pm On Jan 04, 2023
diogo23:
This can't be true love , the woman is rich
Are you sure?
RomanceRe: Man Poses With His Beautiful Diminutive Lover (Photos) by Desusi: 9:20pm On Jan 04, 2023
virginprincess:
This can't be true love only,this guy actually went there for something aside love,let be truthful to ourselves for once huh huh.
What else do you want the man to do in order to let you know, he loves the woman unconditionally. Love truly is blind. He's carrying her every where he goes. Many ladies like you in Africa,wouldn't believe this.
TravelRe: Couple Die While Returning Home From Their Wedding (Photo) by Desusi: 9:36am On Jan 04, 2023
juman:
Heavens?
Where is the heaven?

Is the heaven here on the earth or somewhere else?
Look at the sky,heavens is above the blue.Too much knowledge make you mumu.!
PoliticsRe: We Are Under Attack By Herdsmen - Ajowa, Ondo Community Cries Out by Desusi: 9:33am On Jan 04, 2023
Ajowa is a border town to the northern states. Iam surprised to hear that these people have been under attacked since 3 years? An you have been quiet? If its juju or irunmole or Ogun or arrow or cudgel use them to chase away these death agents on your land.Arakunrin is never on top of anything. Don't believe him.Take your destiny on your hands.Now you said the town is empty,if you kept quiet, they will turn it to Fulani town. Find out from southern Kaduna towns. They will tell you more.
TravelRe: Couple Die While Returning Home From Their Wedding (Photo) by Desusi: 9:05am On Jan 04, 2023
[quote author=juman post=119693912]Where does the Maker live?
On earth, venus, jupiter?[/quote)
In heavens now.! Except you do not believe Him.Are you self exist? Were you dropped from the sky?
CrimeRe: Police Transfer All Ajah Division Officers After Lawyer Bolanle’s Death by Desusi: 8:59am On Jan 04, 2023
gypsey:
God doesn't exist, there is no proof God exist. As i asked you before, where is God ussually when bad thing happens? God is a useless old man.. i don't need to run to God, I don't need to be delivered, why did God not deliver the dead woman? God can fork off!
The holy book Bible says "a fool says in his own mind,there no God" My brother there are many things which l cannot be mentioning to you one by one to prove to you the existence of God.Look at the sky for instance, has it any pillars? You sleep and wake up every day,is it by your power and wisdoms? In regards to your question on where was God,when the lawyer died? Known unto God are all His works from the foundation of the world.Its not impossible for God to protect her from that incident but do you know that God may have whispered to her not to go out that day or revealed to her before time this incident.?:Many times,God speak to His own, only few hears it.It could also be a permissive will of God who knows the end from the beginning.it takes spiritual heart to understand these details. May God grant you the salvation of your soul,do that you may not perished in the pit of hell eventually. For more spiritual help contact me on my Facebook through naira land.

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