FalseProphet1: 1. Prophetic skills. That is ability to see into the spirit realm and retrieve information about people and bring back to the physical realm.
2. Ringing bells. Many people don't know this but you need skills to ring bells, whenever I'm ringing my bell in my spiritual center, there would be commotion in the kingdom of darkness. One lady that was delivered from marine bondage one told me that Satan himself complained that he usually have headaches whenever I'm ringing my bell.
3. Shouting. I have a skill in shouting. I can shout all night and my voice would not crack, some people don't have that kind of strength. But as a prophet who has communed with the spirits I have the strength to shout for 12 hours non stop. It's a skill I'm willing to teach Nairalanders. I'll open an Instagram page and tag it 12 hours of non stop shouting, we would shout and bring down the walls of Nigeria.
4. Raising money. As a prophet, I can tell you comfortably that of you have this skill you will never be poor. Many pastors usually invite me to raise funds in their Church. And the skill comes with lots and lots of packages.
5. Casting out demons. I stopped using this skill after one demon ate the last beans in my kitchen and I starved that night. I casted out the demon in a crusade and the demon went to my house and warmed the last beans I had and ate it with soaked garri. I nearly died of hunger that night cos I was fasting.
I have many other skills that time wouldn't permit me to mention.
LimAnc: I guess google did not explain that hordeolum is of two types: internal and external. The external is also known as stye while the internal is called chalazion. Majority of chalazion will regress on its own. You don't need to abuse antibiotics. Warm compress and pain killers(if the need arise) are the most advocated first line mgt measures. The surgery is simple (done under L.A) and safe. Maximum of 20 minutes.
Pls can you tell me the minimum possible cost for the surgery.pls
Alaigbopress: I came to this Forum to complain about how my Girlfriend always posts pictures of her ex on her Status and uses his pictures as her screensaver.
After her explanations which looked like Truth. We moved on and I have to make a Counter post where I nearly insulted Nairalanders who came to my help with loads of advice to dump the Girl. Here is the link to the second thread I made which also made the front page.
Please Nairalanders forgive me for not heeding to your advice, and also the way I spoke to You guys. I am really sorry about that.
This morning I woke up again and went through her Status and saw another guy she posted on her Status. Jokingly I asked her if this is the Okechukwu (not my name) she is talking about and putting Love Emorji for because she has done that several times. So I was expecting her to tell me that the guy is her Cousin or a relation and to my chagrin she told me the guy is her ex and that she just loves the picture.
I now reprimanded and scolded her that I had warned her not to post anything ex both pictures or videos on her Status. That was when this same girl told me that it is over between us that I complain a lot bla bla bla.
WHY AM I WRITING THIS I am writing this to advise my fellow guys. Guys please You have to be careful with these girls, some of them are very heartless, wicked and very manipulative.
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U are coming back hale and hearty...Think of the the funny comments and come back
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MeghaneMorgane: I am a young lady in my mid 20s. I don’t live with my parents. I live alone because I work in another city different from where my parents live. My problem now is immediately I get back home from work, I begin to feel lonely. Because of this, I like to close late from work just to keep my mind busy. I close early only if I have other errands to run or if I am very tired.
When I get home, I speak with my parents who try their best to keep me company. But there is still lots of time left before I go to bed. In the height of my boredom, I come to nairaland. Then I go to other blogs to read the news. I read all the news blogs I normally follow. I check out my chats on WhatsApp and Telegram. Usually there isn’t anyone chatting with me because everyone is busy with their lives. I go to Youtube which I have become tired of watching. And at some time I’m just bored to my mind. I don’t like to impose myself on anybody and so I only chat with people who come to chat with me including neighbours.
Sometimes I just want someone around that I can talk to but I’m alone by myself. Single people, how do you cope with boredom. I mean single people who are really single not the ones cohabiting or visiting their partners. Some tips will be very helpful right now.
It makes me stay out late..and I hate it...buh what can I do than occupy my time somehow
onyi2k: I just got my Visa to go to Germany. I am having cold feet making this journey. I have already told my boss I am leaving my current position.
I am yet to tell HR because of this cold feet. I have been in Qatar for 2years now and I think its best I move since I cannot marry and bring wify here.
The German company is paying for my flight and accommodation for 2 weeks but I am still having cold feet. The process is cumbersome.. I just realised I need health insurance to make this move. Where can i get such in Nigeria.
I went to a private hospital today for a more comprehensive diagnosis. I was told that from the symptoms I'm exhibiting and test results as well, it's best I undergo partial colectomy, because the cancer has grown deep into the layers of my colon wall, but not outside the colon wall yet. My family, as well as you guys have been of immense help, and I really appreciate all your advice. I'll be updating y'all on my progress. Never in my life did I ever think that this would happen to me. Sincerely, it feels like a dream to me. Thanks everyone.
Chiggsglover: I have read lots of amazing stories and experiences from the adventures of Nigerians in various part of the world. I usually feel somehow writing mine but decided I have to do it because it achieves various purposes like it makes Nigerians get a grip of the country and realities in the country. In my school, DBS, when you're inside, you'll think you're in India. Due to the fact that they spread the news about potential countries that is suitabe for migration, clear the path for those coming by suggesting suitable courses so they can easily get job. There's a reason the indians are dominating the workplace in Canada.
In my class, we're just three Nigerians, thirty Indians in a course that has potential. You need to see how these guys cooperate, I get overwhelmed. The Nigerians in my class, I tried to be open to them, I got so irritated by their response that I feel so great when I heard school has been locked down by the virus. When it got to Group assignment, they lumped me and them in one group. The only indian in my group ran away to another group of Indians. The reality in my class is just how Nigeria is. We need to cooperate more and help others. In my workplace, two Nigerian guys are there, igbos like me, den do anyhow, I left them and na one Kenya guy wey don stay for this country show me the way. The other Africans in the place don sabi say you need to watch one another back and cooperate. The goal of this thread is to simply draw your attention and FOCUS to Ireland. Leave US, dont apply to that country directly, even Canada sef, Start looking at Europe, it's easier to enter here than those countries. From Europe you can branch to any country of your choosing. If you can learn the German language, Germany is a great country. The indians don dey rush PhD there. You do a research one and get €1000 monthly plus free tuition. Indians will see this kind opportunity and broadcast it to their people. We will see such and only tell immediate family members.
Blacks are so few here. The indians are Many, you wont know because their skin is light, they have straight hair and they simply blend in. I have to look at them closely or from the garlic spice, I instantly know they're the one. The more of our people we have here, the better for us, that's what people dont know. The reason you enjoy interacting easily with Americans socially is the work of our Brothers. Over the years, they've had various blend of the black race generation by generation. The Irish community are not used to us. Den no born you well to apply for governorship post or marry their woman. That one na another matter, it's best to avoid them.
I've said so much. All those Agencies that will be posting Canada 2020, USA visa!!!!!! Up and down, RUN
You'll carry refusal letter like Trophy. Average Nigerians here in this country, den don carry at least one Denied from either Canada or USA. It's like the period when the Unilag craze was there, secondary teachers caused this, they made people feel like Life will end if you dont go to unilag. I knew someone applied seven times, that's seven years gone!
Its about the course you read and the grade, Not the school. You're better off studying in the North, lower cost of living, less strike, then you come out, apply abroad, life continues.
When I was applying, I was almost pushed to start chasing big school where I will pay huge school fees and go broke. I knew a friend that was chasing big name, he was denied admission due to the fact that the school is competitive. But sense came o, let's leave ratings alone, as long as the school and the course is accredited. Study ya thing and come out. It's only Havard and oxford, if you get the grade and you know that the way is clear, you can push it if you're an Einstein. Not being an einstein like me, doesnt mean you're a failure.
Lemme drop my pen here.
bro, i smell your goodness of heart from here... thanks for this
DaddyRochie1642: Youths wey suppose dey their house and enjoy some Hot Akara with soft bread and some Fried Plantain to use and hold body and soul together
humilitypays: You are wrong brother. The thing is, covid-19 seems to be an advanced malaria and typhoid fever combined with a target to quench infected person's breathing.
It lowers your white blood cell count to almost minimum (below 4000) making you susceptible or exposed to any infection that can then lead to instant death or serious illness. And if the person have any underlying illness, covid-19 will capitalise on it to mud the person.
An effective anti malaria and typhoid fever medications will help reduce the symptoms if taken early enough, and then coupled with some home remedies that improve breathing, clear airways and boost immune system will help the patient recover quick.
Poor Nigerians are getting infected and recovering without knowing. Because they take lots herbal concussion and suffer malaria a lot, their body have built strong immune system against covid-19 related illness.
I was infected and I recovered. I am not rich nor poor
Bro...am on DAY 5 of self isolation...absolutely no symptom whatsoever..even before testing...
WibusJaga: Positive without symptoms A disease many will contact & recover without knowing it... No wonder many are in doubt. Apparently, only those with certain serious underlying ailments should be bothered.
Tested positive last Friday.. have no single symptoms before and after the test..even up till now..been taking medication and still feel normal like normal
22brains: There's this girl am dating, she's beautiful and has everything a man wants in a woman.
But The problem is "she had a child outside wedlock" and hardly go about without carrying The baby(5yrs old). This makes me feel embarrassed among my peers, knowing am not the legitimate father.
She always gets upset whenever I try to know about the father of her child. All she has told me of him is they broke up.
She also pressures me to marry her that she is tired staying with her mom.
She's 20yrs while am 26. Should I succumb or Jakpa? Please help a brother with some advice.
So she got pregnant at 15 What a wawuuuu...u don’t need advice bro,just save your head
sinkhole: add no orange (0) ten times (10x), that is 10x0, what will you get? OR add ten oranges at no time, what will you get? (Note that multiplication is simply repeated addition)
simpledoty: Fellow nairalanders, Please, I need help.
I used to be a play boy, doing it for fun not knowing the consequences of my actions.
I have had countless heart broken, over 500 ladies. Promised and failed and disappointed many women although I never promised anyone marriage but always tricked them with a lovely relationship.
Now everything in my life seems backwards. Some girls have threatened to curse me in the past.
Now no money to even buy soap unlike before where I make over 700k monthly.
How can I set myself free and move forward in life?
Nice one for the mugus..well package lies..pls don’t bring this foolishness into 2021..
ThePlainTruth: Of all 613 commandments in the old testament law https://www.gospeloutreach.net/613laws.html none on mastubation so the plain truth is that mastubation is not a sin. Jesus said, “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.
Do not listen to all those telling masturbation is a sin they are all like the teachers of the law and pharisees that Jesus condemed. God created Adam and Eve naked it was sin that made them to feel unclothedness is a sin. The new testament was written 70 years after Jesus accended to heaven so we cannot validate all that is claimed that Jesus said.
Those telling you to get married are the type of hypocrites Jesus was referring to. They want people to jump into marriage they are not prepared for, when married people end up masturbating when they find out marriage is about money and not free $ex.
If there were camera phones and youtube during the time of Jesus these teachers of today would not have had the chance to say masturbation is a sin.
Then y do you feel this guilt within you after the act...I used to tell myself this lie...but thank God for self awareness...masturbation is a killer of destiny
Focusing on their performance in terms of speed - Speed Test and their cameras, pitting their pictures side by side. Asides 128GB Storage and 64MP primary cameras, these 2 actually don't have a lot in common but this video came highly requested. A lot of the Camon 16 Premier's selling points which I mentioned in the quick review wasn't needed for the winner to emerge as we saw a flawless victory in the speed test between these 2. The Camon 16 Premier is easily the better phone without having to dish out extra features like the 90hz refresh rate and even the 33watt fast charging that charges its 4500mAh battery from zero to full in under an hour. The Camon 15 Premier however takes 2hours and 46mins to charge an even smaller 4000mAh battery.
The 64MP cameras on both also don't produce results that would suggest that they're closely related.
See screenshots from video below
So I should use my hard earned money to buy something that will be giving me headache....
Davidganna10: This is post is targeted at graduates of 1-10 years.
Few days ago, a graduate of 10 years threatened to burn his certificate, this got me thinking.. Is it that bad? A graduate of 10 years cannot map out a career path or business plan to follow tentatively. This thoughts actually formulated these questions..
Are you doing what you envisaged as an undergraduate, or are you utilizing your survival instinct's. If you affirm the formal.. What is it? What are your challenges? Is it related to course of study?
And if the later is affirmed.. What are those things you do to survive? What are your challenges?
Your experience will help mold undergraduates and graduates alike and in turn, deter them from towing that shameful path like burning of certificate e.t.c
Hmmm...spent three years in the labor market...life was hell..had to go learn sewing...before I got a job last year... 9-5 thing is really not my ideal life...na to use the learned skill do better out of this damn shithole
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: List The Skills You Have Here by dexoubie(m): 1:36pm On Apr 19, 2023
