₦airaland Forum

goingape2:
you carry own comot here!

you are all thesame.


nonsense

lolsss....I can't help but laugh.

abeg which girl do u this thing?. .....U know what, we all have been in one bad relationship or another. but what makes the difference is how we let these situations impact our overall view of life. U can decide to pretend like nothing really happened while picking up a valuable lesson learnt in the course of the relationship, move on to another one and make the most of it or keep brooding over it and subject ur entire life to emotional torture.

I have been in a relationship in which I was hurt so badly, but will it be fair if I go around screaming all men are wicked ?....No.
So sweetheart, calm down and control ur emotions. Work on ur self to be a better man than u were in the previous relationships and before u know it true love will find u.

Regards.

goingape2:
naija women are olushi from the very beginning!

a fresh graduate girl much have fvkced all her way through during undergraduate and after but when the clock is moving faster, thats when you will be seeing them forming innocent and gentle.

dont marry a naija women!

all of them are very stvpid and gold digger

bros no vex carry ur frustration go one place. ....what is all this?

tosyne2much:
ME still dey market dey find wife oooo

lolsss...abeg which market u dey. Come Aba Ariaria, i go show u where them dey sell quality (wife) materials for small money sef. .....U will thank me later.

golor:
Donald trump all d way. Just for d sake of sending Nigerian back to come nd develop dia country.

lolsss.....but they need the exposure na to be able to deliver.

goingape2:
to cool an angry wife is to be an angry man itself!


beat the crab out of her and she will cool her anger and know that yours is more terrifying than her.

dont do all this the opt said!

most you be admitting that you are wrong all the time

show her that you are a man and beat the black out of her!


the more you pamper naija women the more them will see you as less of a man and do whatever them feel like.

you dont pamper a dog when it does wrong, you beat the dog and show the animal what he did wrong. the same principle apply to women too.

wife beater....I see u sir.

TonyeBarcanista:
What is barbaric here? It is discipline my Dear OP. Some of us experienced it while in primary school. For some of us it was kneel down + flogging.


Yes, it made lots of kids understand the importance of punctuality.

what kind of yeye discipline is that biko?.....

OBTSubtle:
I know the liquid content matters and stuff...

But I won't marry a woman who looks like this.. You don't have a child yet and you look like this...


Dafuq gon happen when you give birth? You go look like those fat twins who made Guinness book of records..

Yeah, the ones on motorcycles

chai!!...bros u get bad mouth I swear, but try to dey pocket am sometimes. especially when it's not necessary.

vinelli:
You bin wan form smart abi. U see every oda person dey say no but NO u want more......OLIVER TWIST

don't mind him.....Greed kill am...e reach am well.

unclezuma:
Happy Baiday wen don pass by the way...

lolss...which person own?

unclezuma:
So you see, no vex...35% of my friends are Bayelsans...

Yeah. ...That's their Achilles heels. ...we have come to accept it.

unclezuma:
Nah only that bros dey that meeting...

lolsss.....the guy in his mind " chai oga eruani, thanking u for bringing me here. I must obtain this lady before we go"

FakoMaybach1:
bros u can blow dodo ooo plantation worth 100 million USD, abeg is the plantain made of gold?....fuwaram mbu na amum ejule kom kom

lolsss...don't mind that guy.

unclezuma:
Go back and look at the pictures again...

lolsss....it takes a crook to know a crook.

dondo83:
I served in rivers, an average 30year old man has 2wives , the women work while the men gather at the village square and drink schinapps all day waiting for the next allowance from the oil company in the region.

....does the fact that u met with some drunks in some rural communities give u the right to lump every other person into the same basket? ?.....are these categories of men not found in other parts of the country? ?....please stop this stereotypical mindset thing.

dondo83:
The truth is bitter, an average nd man is drinking as we speak now! They dont want to work

bros thats a cliche already. what even gave u the authority to make such generalization: where is uř statistical data?? have u lived in all the states in Niger delta? ?....abeg lets face the subject and stop spreading bad blood. ....

unclezuma:

Bayelsa men and womanising...

what is the correlation between the topic and ur comment? ?

soberdrunk:
I know all you hypocrites are thinking it but will not say it, me soberdrunk i fear nobody, this his wife is "wowo" and 'underpackaged' and she needs major "rebranding" before all these 'yellow' marine spirits(runs girls) give her husband the 'forget me not' package

chairman make we see ur own wife pinshure.

that is another man's wife u are calling "wowo"....it's not proper. even without make up the man still loves her, is that not what matters most? ?....there are lots of women using beauty products but still don't get that love and attention from their men: so many guys are open minded on looks issues vis-a-vis marriage

I understand ur view on packaging and I agree with u, but calling her ugly is to the extreme .

Zceesneh:
hi, there is this girl we just met last month, i told her my feelings for her she say lets start with friends, then weeks pass she be like after taking her out that it will end there, i say we will make love together she say why do guys think this way, i come say even if na kiss u no fit kiss me she say no, asin after spending my hard earn money u will say only thank u and go, i no gree i tell am forget am, i came her house she kept me outside she no gree make enter inside, she been dey touch me i vex after touching me i will go and masturbate right because say u no wan give me pusssy, i vex went home, she be dey eye me before i went for house, do u think she is childish or what?

lolss....bros, this ur episode ehn? ...I no grab at all.

franklyn00:
You should know when babe is flashing the green light.

As a player, wink I play along and she get dumped later on

it's ur type of guy that make good ladies become heartless and treacherous towards men.....so annoying! !!

Qummie:
I'm sorry but your previous comment and this one are totally different.

U actually misunderstood me but we are good now, I forgive u. ...lolsss

Qummie:
Sister, why the hate?

Made more sense how? Both threads are detailing same thing for different genders so I really don't understand what you're on about.
Btw, did lala complain to u?

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lolsss...hating ko jealousy ni. please learn to always use right choices of words.

so u understand, it made more sense cos it's not like the everyday threads that showcases female celebrities every now and then . so am i still hating??

Qummie:
OMG!!!!
I can't believe we're on FP.
Uncle Lala biko do justice to the other thread.

Cc: lalasticlala

this one was moved to fp cos it made more sense than the other. so stop disturbing Lala or u want to teach him his work? ??

Yul, my all time best...his husky voice is something else.
Lynxx fine too .

5minsmadness:

lolsss....U have to say something oo

dimexy247:
You really don't wanna know sis

hahaha. ...funny guys

5minsmadness:
And after 5mins of sitting down u excuse yourself to the men's roon so you can cry with some dignity.

lolsss....U sound like u are talking from experience.

5minsmadness:
The pain is legendary.
You see a well suited up man go up to the podium and have a seat, at the last minute he miscalculates and sits on his family jewels.

But he cant jump up cos then everyone will know, right?

And he cant scream out in pain neither.

so you see him cautiously adjust with a fake smile plastered to his face while his eyes drain watery tears of agony and perchance some one beside him asks whats the matter he goes "MMmmmHHhmmm" "Mhhhhmmmm" cos he really cant talk cos of the pain and anyway all he is thinking right now is if he'll ever be able to have kids again...

lol. ....lwkmd. Really funny, no not funny as I can imagine the excruciating pain and agony.

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

lolss...how e take happen??

soberdrunk:
If you get an std 'one time" will it stop you from having sex forever'?

lolsss....bros enjoy abeg, this ur marra don pass me. but don't share a cigar with a mad man next time. .. Hahaha. ..

soberdrunk:
This is a true life story but i just want to share and laugh it off----- I came back home after a long day and my craving for a puff was off the roof so i walked down the road to the 'aboki kiosk', i asked the aboki for a packet of 'Dorchester' and he replied "walahi Dorchester i nor dey only Benson", i asked for a single stick and he replied "Oga nah dat man way siddon for bench for corner take the last stick". Any true smoker knows that when that menthol craving hits, you cannot help but cure it and i was too tired to drive out again plus it was late in the night so i walked up to the guy on the bench and asked if i could share with him and he agreed. As i put the cigarette in my mouth i felt the saliva in the filter but it was too late as i already dragged it and the craving was too strong so i continued, suddenly a car turned into the street and the bright lights from the lit up the whole street so i decided to even look at the kind gentleman that shared his stick with me, the first thing i noticed was the "thick" very dirty dreadlocks, then i noticed the church banner he wrapped around his body and then it hit me that i just shared a saliva soaked cigarette with a "MAD MAN".

just one question, did it help u quit smoking? ....

stagger:
Even if the school was built with tithes and offerings, I maintain it again: ANY MAN WORTH HIS SALT SHOULD BE ABLE TO PAY FOR HIS KID'S EDUCATION AND NOT WAIT FOR FREE SCHOOLS FROM ANYWHERE, CHURCH INCLUDED!

The responsibility of ending poverty in a society is the government through effective policy formulation. It is not the responsibility of any church to do so.

Go to Ota. Winners built the roads around there. Redeemed had to repair a portion of a Lagos-Ibadan express road. The list goes on and on; churches doing what govt ought to be doing. Is that not why people voted for APC?

So what exactly is the church doing for the society if they won't repair the roads that they use, when even corporate organizations who pay tax don't hesitate in carrying out corporate social responsibilities ?

U sound like those fellows who will drive their range rovers and Fords, spoil the street with these heavy cars and wait for the govt to come and fix it or those that will dump their refuse on the streets and wait for sanitation agencies to come clean it up. How on earth can we develop with this kind of mindset? who is government by the way? is it not u and I, if we contribute our own little quota won't it go a long way in making the nation better?

when the missionaries came with their free education, we all enjoyed it and we never bothered about funding, we never told them that it was supposed to be govt responsibility. now someone is suggesting we do same and we are screaming blue murder.

I may not subscribe to it being totally free but the exorbitant fees these church schools are collecting is something else .

Billyonaire:
That is what happened to those people that religions say they are possessed. Actually, its true. You would have possessed your brother's body and people will think he is mad. Cos sometimes he would start acting like you and talking to you. And people will say he is seeing your ghost not knowing, you live in him and he shares same vessel with you. Hahahahahahaa

seriously? ?