₦airaland Forum

paragon40:
Santa give me a good wife

And me, a good-loving-caring-romantic-gentle-strong-sweet-handsome husband. lolsss

sirmelody:
Once beaten twice shy na wrong sentence 4 naija.

I dey tey u....

dainformant:
some people will never learn

walahi u just took it from my mouth....they will never learn, this is the same thing that happened along the east-west road and people were burnt to death (may their souls rest iņ peace).

I don't know why my feĺlow compatriots are like this.....smh

Smellymouth:
Which kind beans I go buy for market sef?

E nor gree don since morning and my cooking Gas go soon finish..

lolss...like seriously how waje and her fans problem take concern us sef?

on the beans matter, bros today na Sunday. so therefore na Sunday rice and chicken u suppose dey cook and ur gas for no finish but as the matter done already spoil I go advice u to complete the beans with firewood.

babs50g:
@dfinex . Madam, , happy Sunday to you , hope you did have a great night ? Mine was cosy and i slept like a baby. Wishing u the best as the yuletide draws near . Goodness ,Happiness and mercy shall follow you through out the days of ur life . All the best

lol.....Amen o. wish u same and more

babs50g:
@dfinex .hope u good? Stay blessed.

Baba. ...we are good. glory to God. how is u?

the message couldn't deliver.

babs50g:
@dfinex . Lol negative energy. That's awesome, of you . U kinda unique and quintessential . My instinct tells me so . Keep up the good work on counselling coz u sound like one. I m really carving to know you . Seriously ., this is my first on mention with a nairalnder . I try as much to avoid insult from any one.

Yeah. ....too many premature adults here on Nland.

babs50g:
@dfinex. Perhaps i happen to be the only son in the family amidst 6 good female sister . And since childhood days i do see the way the hook and unhook, though they drive me out of their room at times and they will jokingly say small boy . Since then i ve been kinda perverted , fantasy driven and very sensual

Aha....so I'm not far from the truth, u are a maestro in the deal.

hmmm sweet sisters you've got there, well I will advise u don't let it turn into a negative energy.

but build it into a quality that will endear the ladies (wife, sisters, girlfriend ) to u

lol....how did u drag me to another thread?

babs50g:
@dfinex. Lovely comment and straight to the point . The attractiveness of lacy bra really do spur my fantasy . I luv getting good lingeries for someone that is dear to me to prove a statement that i can only the size and the color the recipient we like . Very sensual feeling

lol....you know I think u are fascinated by those stuff. do u get to see them on ur beneficiaries?

and I think u have been in this business for quite a while to be able to decipher the right size and color that suits them.

babs50g:
@dfinex. U must be a professional in unhooking of bra, irrespective of the crowd u can unhook any where be dat oh . Lacy bra is my favourite type of bra . Just saying thou

lolss...na small kind *unhook anywhere *...btw bras are not made of marine ropes neither are they locked with padlocks , so unhooking shouldn't be a Herculean task.

lacy bras are nice, they always have this quality of attractiveness and style.

kennyblaze007:
Lol...how did d girl.pull off d bra...shay pipo no crowd her...I no dey understand

u can actually pull off a bra with your clothes on, depends on the kind of blouse that the babe is putting on sha. the crowd is an added advantage sef

soberdrunk:
36b..... Heat fit don dey do the babe...

see them...

LorDBolton:
A pestle has a flat surface aka blunt object, making penetration almost impossible without causing great pain, I mean monumental pain.

Yet She no notice for 3 years?

D story tru tru get as. E be

and how does she thrust without raising suspicion? ....

ayofimihan:
Your Moniker is Themosthigh but my guy na your brain be mostLow..

he is actually the most high on weed .....lol

Nickymezor:
Mehn, this tale get as e b. ... No sense in it. fabricated abeg

as in ehn? .....the lie no be here. ....is the tiny pestle strapped to the other woman's waist? is there no sign of the growth of breasts even if na dot sef?

na wa...

LorDBolton:
I wnt to see the pestle

me too. ....lolss, the tori get as e be

KaptainAfrika:
Does this mean, that Bayelsa Civil servants have been finally paid all their outstanding salaries?

don't mind him, he's dedicating office when he's people are dying of hunger. .......I don't know if I should say he's wicked or it's misplaced priorities.

soberdrunk:
See as governor hold bible like say na him holy pass!

mehn afraid is catching me o...

unapapadeycraze:
na your president nvr wan employ ma service. he said my demand was too high. tell me, is it bad for a competent economist like me to receive 8million per month?

lolss....u for tell us țo give u Cbn vault key.

but meanwhile chuck mouth put for the matter on ground. ....what say u?

unapapadeycraze:
omo na bragging things. make them know say me sef do economics for school. as i see the "possibility" i just remember "possibility curve" for economics.

hahaha. ....walahi of a truth I tell u. but u dey there and Nigeria economy dey dabaruu??....as the economist wey u be na, u suppose show workings.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]I won't deny my child her happiness because of my past. It's selfish on my part. She has her own life and decisions to make.

At a stage in a child's life, you do not decide for them what to do. You only owe them advice. And they aren't under compulsion to heed your advice.

In such a situation, be open to your son/daughter about the past and leave them to make their choice. You do not ruin the life of your child because you woefully fail to act your age. [/color]

ok. I like this. But I'll also like to know the likely emotions that someone in that situation May have as this will guide us on proper ways of handling them.

unapapadeycraze:
draw a possibility curve for your assumption.

lolss...bros na economics?

ednut1:
hmmm dicey sha, follow ur mind. why are pple suprised he writes well. do u go to university to learn how to write/read

me sef come tire o

hmmmm .....my imaginations are at it again, running amok as always. Being thinking seriously about the concept of marriage: the why's, how's, when, etc of it.

And my mind settled on the above mentioned subject. here is the scenario :

you dated this guy/babe when you were younger and had fun, fortunately or unfortunately you broke up. fast forward to years later , you've become parents.

one day junior comes back home with a young promising lady saying " mum, meet my damsel - Janet Haney. daughter of M.D. xyz coy Ltd "....only for you to realize that the said M.D. is your ex. ...what will be your reaction? ? would u let junior carry on with the relationship? if no, what excuse will u give junior? has this ever happened? what are the effects it would have on the children ?

.....these are but a few questions boggling my mind, Google couldn't help me. so I'm throwing it to romancelanders, cos I know there are so many romance doctors here.....lols. looking forward to getting cutting edge solutions and having fun too.

Chartey:
We don't know. He'll however see life in another way from that day.

Very true.

mickool:
Nice one OP, sometime ago when I went for an interview in a micro finance bank as a marketer, the interviewers asked me how much do I want to be pay? I kept quite for a while and then simply said, am a progressive person.no body want to live a reprogresive life.so ma, pay me samething what u are paying ur employees with the same quliafications and level. I got the job.

retrogressive u mean?

op, so how do u answer the question when you are not able to get the pay scale?

*modified

ok, got to learn that there are supposed to be websites dedicated for pay practice analysis. ....but do we have such in Nigeria? ....cos for naija no body go tell u how much be him salary......

I think it's difficult getting the pay scale of many professions in Nigeria, especially when coming in as a graduate trainee. it's even not easy knowing it when u are moving to another industry.

elfmann:
Do u have a pond or tank?

none

paulavon:
The capital to start depends on what you have already.
You need a land, borehole, a small house where the workers will stay, the cost of ponds depends on how many you want and the size. Factor all those and you know the capital you need.

hmmm.....where as in this my state we don't really need all that. just get ur land, dig and water comes up on it's own. u'll even be amazed to see fishes inside, God alone knows where they come from. ......but our people won't leverage on it, they'd rather wait on gov't. May God help us.

oyaa na....

waiting patiently for Sunday to come.

Taiwo20:
she must be a good girl......unlike some people wey the parent go dey happy say she do dey go..

lolsss...bros na wa to u o

chai na Wao. ...this our educational system don tire person. na to go learn trade sure pass...