₦airaland Forum

Mujaheeeden:
Dfinex come and see the game we played then

who and u biko?

PissedOffWeed:
I can attest to the fact.....it still the same Boy....y'all doubting mofos.....are probably those who haven't seen a person suffer so bad and later gets to be uplifted !! The head and hair line is enough prove sef!!!

Yeah. ....the hair line is the same. If this story is really true then I must confess that woman is a goddess of kindness, she's got a heart of gold...... this is so touching and I'm so borrowing a leaf!!

number 2, got me laughing. so true!!

adegeye38:
Divine grace,knowledge and research, hardwork,focus, opportunity, courage to get things done by all means, are all essential, and it has made me the owner of a multimillionaira business empire at the age 19.
Nigeria as a whole is a goldmine of business and investment opportunities, they are lots of critical sectors you can invest in as an entrepreneur, ICT, CONSUMER FOOD PRODUCTION, TRANSPORTATION, ADVERTISING, SALES, AGRICULTURE(the most diverse of all, they are thousands of business opportunities in Agriculture) and so many others.
it depends on hw you look at things a glass might be half full and also half empty, it depends on your orientation.
But all in all hardwork with good reasoning, planning and doggedness always pays.
Talks of destiny (also connected to religion) is all bullshit, gnorant and lazy people say to justify their foolishness, stupidity and lack of resourcefulness.
Thats why our productivity is very low as a country.

Greetings, I'm enthralled sir. May I have the singular honour of learning at ur feet sir?

tellwisdom:
I swear....He said he couldn't find 15k on the screen so he decided to withdraw 1-1k till 15k complete. Chai

lolsss....very funny. lwkmd!!!

soberdrunk:
When i see some guys and the type of girls they propose to, i look in the mirror and remember the type of girls i have wasted my hard earned money on to no 'profitable' outcome, i suddenly realize i just might need "spiritual" help................

lolsssss.....please have u checked MFM

duni04:
Your problem is that u think all the advise the guys have given u here is "hilarious" or "comic". You have no idea what you're walking into. Nigerian women are just for yanshing, absolutely nothing else! If you want to catch enough trips while on vacation, that's what Nigerian girls are for. Don't come here to look for wife! Oga pls don't!

Chisos!!!!!.....

walcut:
park well jor... I want to believe you followed Edo state election closely..you should be aware of the fraudulent activities that took place!

And I suppose it's because of the presence of elements like u. if everyone has ur kind of mentality then the Nigerian dream will never work. Irrespective of the number of failed attempts, we just need to keep trying and not give up.

walcut:
their headache...come 2019 I will "jejely" collect my five thousand (I hopefully pray it is increased to 10,000 by that time) at the polling center because new or old political parties- they are all rebranded thieves!

just listen to yourself! !

Nigerdeltaboi:
my sister I no vote am o , even he buhari wey I vote self don turn error 4004 .

well e go better but only when we (especially the youths ) have successfully learnt our lessons.

africaken254:
i totally agree with you,but the reality is this technology is getting cheap and available to everyone on this earth.we all know junk food contribute to life style diseases e.g diabetes,even though we know such food are a risk to our health.we still are not changing our eating habits.its really difficult to change human behavior

yeah, virtually every one of us is guilty in one way or the other but learning to apply moderation is the answer.

Nigerdeltaboi:
kai this my governor na goat

lolsssss.....no be una vote am put?...before this time we all knew that the half salary thingy has come to stay. it's going to be suffering and smiling all the way till this tenure finishes for Bayelsans....sothat come next election una go wise up.

africaken254:
now if its was you,you had unlimited internet ,laptop,smart phone e.t.c you could stream all TV soaps or even download them,listen to your favourite songs,your internet speed is so good that you could download a series or movie in HD within 30 minutes.your hard drives is full of series,movies,songs e.t.c the internet connection in house is so good that you can Skype or snap chat video chat anytime,day or moment you want.now would you have time for your boyfriend or husband ?

yes bro, I will cos nothing beats direct human communication.
Little by little, Internet and mobile technology seems to
be subtly destroying the meaningfulness of interactions
we have with others, disconnecting us from the world
around us, and leading to an imminent sense of
isolation in today’s society. Instead of spending time in
person with friends, we just call, text or instant
message them. It may seem simpler, but we ultimately
end up seeing our friends face to face a lot less. .....this in turn creates disintegration in relationships and makes us loose the human touch, I'm sure u will agree with me that this will be bad for our social lives.

africaken254:
i sleep next to my laptop,the first thing i do .when i wake up is to switch on my laptop or check my phone for any updates on twitter,facebook,several forums e.t.c at the moment i have 70 tabs open at the moment and my hard drive is full of movies and series.i am so addicted to the internet that don't have time to have a relationship with a woman. if i ever get a partner,she will be begging me for attention (by the way the TV is dead,everyone is going online)

hmmmm.....I hope it doesn't turn the other way round - u begging her for attention.

Deen77:
Remember growing up then.

those note books. .....they bring back memories.

twinklestar:
No mind me jare. I'm not one who attacks people on social media but the write-up in question just warranted severe admonition

Yes oo. personally I was so shocked that I didn't even know what to make of the write up: if it should be called xenophobia or misogyny. ....such a one-track mind!!!

twinklestar:
This write-up is an absolute nonsense created from a shallow and parochial observation. To declare a bleak future outlook and rubbish the marital aspiration of any lady due to her challenging background reeks of a repugnant thought process. It is thesame reprehensible, uncanny reasoning that has held back the development and consolidation of our national potentials across different ethinic lines.
At best, your deductions and conclusion are very stereotyped

I dey tey u ee. ....see finishing, lolsss.

soberdrunk:
I always tell people that if you want to see what a woman will look like in future, look at her mother, the day i saw my Ex girlfriends mother i knew we had no future...................

lolsss.....see story oo. lwkmd!!!

lolss...no be only dream na trance.

Ekejoestar:
Father i pray may this be true, even if dem stage am, abeg turn am to reality... Amen

No be small kind stage management. However lemme say amen to ur prayers.

Swizdom:
I totally support you, totally. Too many rules kills creativity. I'm not saying rules ain't good but too much of "do's and don'ts" can bring out the best from one. If you don't get me, no problem.

Ok...I do understand ur angle. Too much of everything is bad, modesty is key.

brownshooga:
jeeeeez I remember and serzly it didn't occur to me until u mentioned it lol.


Am brown skin daz why I chose the monica. Wnted to use brownsugar but it seem some other person is using it, that's why I spelt it as shooga

it's ok dear.....keep on the good work.

brownshooga:
no m nt.
But would love to

@ ur moniker. Do u know that tv program called Shuga? ? It's about HIV/AIDS and stuff. Well I will assume it's a coincidence. ...lolsss

Swizdom:
I completely know your write-up is wonderful, but it doesn't make sense to me. Every new graduate employed in a particular place must act like that; it is just normal. It is like telling a baby to use spoon to eat pap instead of sucking it through the feeding bottle. I believe everything has its time. With that time, they will learn and life will continue.

I just hate how everything in this life has to do with rules and more rules. Other than yours now, there are other rules many will still bring for these lovely graduates to embark on thereby compounding their lives.

Rules help u to be accountable and avoid chaos, they serve as measures that guide ur focus on the accomplishments of ur goals....U sure won't like to pay for the mess that will be caused if we didn't have these guides. if we have rules, we in turn have freedom. Rules are a necessary evil.

To the topic, yes it's normal for every fresh graduate to act that way but I'm sure u don't want to spend a greater chunk of ur training period learning in a snail speed, the organization will start seeing u as a laggard already.
As a fresh graduate, u should learn to put ur best foot forward. Be smart, learn as much as u çan and as fast as u can cos nobody will come and baby sit u: even when they do, u'll get to discover that they only teach u a minute portion of what u are supposed to know. the rest they tell U. ..."to learn on the job". However/whichever way u want to do it is ur concern and if u ain't a fast learner, u would have made some grievous mistakes before u realize it. which in some cases may cost ur job or some benefits that would have accrued to u. (ignorance they say is never an ęxcuse).

this is why u can not over-emphasize the points raised by the Op, especially 1,3,4,5 and 6.
Even as a fresh graduate, u can be a smart staff and a fast learner: this will earn u the respect of ur boss and other members of staff.

BE811APP:
Such a touching Story!
So the mans Promiscuity cleared his whole family
Didnt dey run tests on the dad
Ignorance must have caused dis..
Be comforted *hugs*
So OP you are just 16 years old
Make sure you use condom too oo.. Preaching is easier said than done...
Good Luck!!!

the story is a fiction. I guess the op is a member of NACA

Cutehector:
So sad.. only sex position will be missionary. take heart bro

How e take concern u sed

did she go to farm to work or she went to snap pinshure.......A whole 12 pictures plus more upload means she would have taken like a hundred pics....lolsss. so which time she come get to bend down uproot cassava? ?

Smellymouth:
Nah, am not a comedian..Lol
Offline I am a very shy and quiet dude..
Thanks anyways..

Hmmm.....should I say Split Personality then..lolss It's ok. ..Do enjoy ur evening.

Smellymouth:
Hahahaahah.. You be Ijaw lady?

Yeah man.

are you a comedian or something? ?? ..lolss. Cos I just bumped into another funny post by u.
but it's good sha, it's people like u that brings us to NL.

Smellymouth:
Yes o..

lolss.....Tiri gbosa for u, na u be the man ee!!!

Smellymouth:
Nna ehn, Nwannemus..I am not understanding this Denrele oo..

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#OFFSIDE...

" I went to shop rite yesterday.. A lady was buying CUCUMBER while I was buying VASELINE...

Why are we wasting money?"

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I know say some people with dirty minds will quote me..

lolss....this guy sef.
But I hope say two of una help una selves last last??