₦airaland Forum

TooNoisy:
What silly program. Rather than flag off meaningless programs, please tell your husband to create the enabling environment for businesses to thrive. If there is the enabling environment, these women will gain employment and have the requisite skills. Enough of these useless programs.

If the likes of Adeosun, Enelamah, Ngige and mama Taraba were all doing their jobs well, we wouldn't need these useless scams you call programs.

thank U jare....U just said it all.

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

Lwkmd!!!......guy did I tell u that u just stole the show?

I concur...

Wingback:
OP Do you work Gmail or you are a 419 fraudster I am legit confused?

I have fvcked married women with no remorse, Marriage is a scam the only married women off limits are military men because I have the utmost respect for men that lay down their lives to defend our flag and will never ever do them dirty although I came close till I saw the Mans portrait, hightailed out the house faster than a rabbit.


OP Just run away, one does not play in the devils backyard-Robert Mugabe.

Holy Mary!!!...I fear for u.

Firefire:
Thank you, jare, na dick-son.

Ehen!! u are welcome. please ensure that the mail gets to him ASAP. lolsss

Firefire:
Oga Silifa, I beg pay your state workers before embarking on another white elephant project.

Btw: See below the faces of Niger-Delta looters, they looted the states resources including the 13% derivatives with reckless abandon.

Please refer to Dickson, not Silver. thanks.

importexpert:
sister who ask you to take my ftc ?

lolsss...them dey pay people wey be ftc money.

on a second thought. ...only u be op and only u one want be ftc. choi!! ! Baba u greedy sha.

youngaz:
U people sef i thought dey said d 3 names stands for d 3 main tribes of Nigeria
Ciroma....shuld b Hausa (i think)
Chukwuma...definitely Igbo
Adekunle....we dah Yorubas

and u can not see that this is just for comic relief. .

SmellingAnus:
ok... I stay in ph by the way... So you currently stay in bayelsa

yeah.

SmellingAnus:
I see bayelsa... Which part of bayelsa are you from?

Naah. ...Rivers

SmellingAnus:
yea ... By the way you are ignoring my questions... Are you make or female? Where are you from

check my moniker. ..

IamLEGEND1:
See this one. Abeg kip kwayet. When he jammed his tongue down ur throat, you didn't object. When he reached out to ur böobs to share the word with them,why u no stop am?
Na when guy try dip finger for inside ur jar u wan cry foul. You led homeboy on and got what you deserved.
Nonsense_

my thoughts exactly.....hmmm some ladies can sabi take unnecessary risks sha.

SmellingAnus:
Hahahha yea... It's kull... We enjoy it despite the wave especially when getting to brass... Although I sometimes it could be abnormally very rough but there is hardly an incident of boat capsize because the drivers are use to that route and how to sail through safely... Are you male or female? Where are you from?

enough sea foods right??...una well done

SmellingAnus:
the Language of Brass is Nembe... When you are from brass you can also say you are from Nembe... Cos we are all known as Nembe Ibe (people of Nembe) Brass it's an extension of Nembe... In fact you may have heard of Spiff , Spiff Town it's in brass but the founder of that town by name Spiff is from Nembe... Where are you from please ? Just incase you don't understand you can ask Nembe/brass person you know....

it's alright. how the ocean? ??

SmellingAnus:
it's life... It's so unpredictable... The story is true... I am a Nembe guy from Brass...

Bro how can u be a nembe guy and u are from Brass. I don't get it.

SmellingAnus:
I know of a guy that asked a girl out and she embarrassed him, she later accepted him and after their first sex he soaked a towel in water that has pepper in it unknown to the girl and he asked her to use it to clean herself... And she she did and ran out of his house naked crying and looking for help... Anyway they still dated for real sha... I don't know if they are married now.... It happened in Nembe in bayelsa state...

Bayelsa things too dey go left, (that's if the story is true o). why on earth would she go ahead and date such a guy after such callous display of hostility.

Lexusgs430:
Exactly. The lady in question would have seen signs, rather than push her Nigeria far from his Ghana, she embraced the Ghana and connected her Nigeria to it. So my lovely sister, you dey see my point so?

issorite. ....U are very correct. Do enjoy the rest of the evening.

Lexusgs430:
When you meet such stingy men, sharpbabe like u, wetin u do?
You commit them to Baba Godey or u run?

lolsss.....No be me o!! hahaha. ..Well I meant other people's experiences around me.

If i meet stingy guy, wetiń go see for my hand. Nigeria go be like Ghana for him eye. lolsss but God no go gree, I don't like acting up in relationships.

Lexusgs430:
But regardless of the situation the truth still has to be told.
How hard is the man trying to provide for his family? And how hard is the wife, trying to pull her weight and support the family financially?
Economy is not smiling (and this hardship does not discriminate).

yes the hardship does not discriminate, I get ur points and ...lolss. but the man should learn to be a man and take responsibility for the wellbeing of his home cos I understand very well what that woman is going through (that's if this story is true, I have met men like that even worst). when they said two heads are better than one, what they meant actually was two good heads are better than one and not one good head carrying all the burdens.

Lexusgs430:
But we have not yet heard his part of the story. So the position we are at is. You are swaying in the feminine direction, whole I sway in the masculine direction.
But still have a fair and balanced opinion.........

lolss...sway ni, swerve ko.

from the story, the man did not refute the allegations so invariably he's guilty as charged and has nothing contrary to say.

Lexusgs430:
My type of man believes in togetherness. If it's OUR family, we are jointly responsible.
When Daddy lacks, Mummy fills the void. When Mummy lacks, Daddy steps in and fills the void.
Do you now know and understand my type of clown daddy and husband?

yes I do. but that man up there in the story does not fit into this description , so I'm kinda wondering why u are putting in word for him.

Lexusgs430:
Loud and clear

lolsss.....clown. I hope u are not such a man.

FuckTheMod:

8

I no fit marry anyhow girl o

How true is it I mean that statement. ...

Lexusgs430:
He contributed N10.00, how much did she top it up with? When did it become the man's sole responsibility to cater for his family?

can u actually hear urself? ??

Deefuray:
You've been noticed..... Run along

Abeg pass one side, busybody!!!! shebi u no know ur mate

nenergy:
Started since last year o! Wema bank is behind the times then

It's not about Wema bank na, it's the op that's not informed. How e dey do u sef

lolsss....I no fit laff.
Bros u say na how many rubber again? ??...choi!!! funny people everywhere

soberdrunk:
Lol! You welcome! Every disappointment is a blessing

Sure...I guess then u were drunk but now u have become sober. lolsss

soberdrunk:
........and one guy man chop this 'food' without even printing "handbill" . THE FOOLISH THINGS WE DO IN THE NAME OF LOVE SHA!! NA SO ME SEF GO PRINT T-SHIRT THAT YEAR LIKE SAY I WAN CONTEST ELECTION, NOW SHE DON MARRY ANOTHER GUY ****CRYING***!!

lolssssss......Hilarious! !!. LWKMD.
Guy thanks for replacing my vex with laughter. U just made my day.

But sorry sha for the disappointment.

Pavore9:
Is that Church an extension of the inland revenue service?

Nna mehn! ! the matter strong ooo....lolsss

Obiomon:
11. “Sleepover”


You want to go and sleep inside another person’s house? You don’t have house? You don’t have bed? Infact, you don’t have sense.

lolsss....I have die for laff.
Very real.