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gamaliel121:
Hahaha...

But sister, some bad boys will still hiiit ur shorressss. Even if na iron trouser u wear....

na true shaa.....but it's better if they are forced to work it out themselves
than giving it to them on a platter of gold. .

lolsss.....but that's what he is seeing na....
the guy dumbness no get rival! !!!

chineduemmao:
are you sure?

Are u a medical doctor?

SHOCK7:
love 'ur analysis!

dear the story get as e be..

Adesiji77:
1,000,000 likes
You deserve a hug

lolsss....an e-hug maybe

idupaul:
Something is definitely not adding up with this story

for sure na...

money fell out of a bullion van.. How??
For Christ sake these moneys are bagged or put in containers like canisters, so how e want take fall? ok let's assume one bag or one canister fell off....the amount we'll be talking of will definitely be more than 5M. ....
and many a time they don't move solitarily...that's to say the other vehicles in the convoy would have seen the money when it was falling off..
Lastly people stay inside the van with the cash, if we are assuming that the cash was not bagged ...so where the money want pass fall..or where they sleeping inside the van ...?? Nna make we take am easy for the kind of lies way we dey blow for this country na....na wao!! what I see here is a clear case of fraud, greed, inability to arrive at a working sharing formula and blackmail.
Well...what more can I say....anything and everything is possible in Naija!!! May God help us

bloodyBLOGGER:
your last sentence is quite funny. Who told you she has become your woman? Have you married her?

Only invest in a girl you are married to or when you can hear wedding bells almost jingling.

Remember, their bank has no withdrawal means; anything you put in there is gone for good. Only your wife can return the favour.

If am as rich as dangote, I still won't be moved to just give a girl money like that. If she's my girlfriend, I need to sense a level of loyalty before I can consider such. Is sex the only reason why a guy dates a girl? Is money the reason why a girl dates a guy?

What happened to true and unconditional love?

ok.....is true and unconditional love then one sided?
is it not supposed to be a mutual thing?

14 years and she is looking this old??.....that's to say when she gets to 20 there will be problem.

Plus ..the make up is not befitting for a child her age.

Rubbish test!!! ......And if she says she wants a no sex relationship, u will be the one to cry blue murder. If ur girl is outrageously demanding, that's a different case not cos u are broke and instead of admitting it and working toward making urself a better person. ..U want to turn the table around and make her look like the devil.....that's nonsense! I!

need i inform u that there are guys who have this money and spending it on their women has never been a problem to them. ...if i were u i will see it as a challenge, double my hussle and pray to God to enlarge me.

Anyway i don't subscribe to ladies who heap all their family problems on men ...#teamindependentladies.
But I do think that there is a considerable level of pride that comes from being able to cater to the needs of ur woman.

FunnyDude:
@Op sharap....u not God.

And did God say u should sit down, fold ur hands, shut down ur brain and don't hussle to make something meaningful out of ur life?

Remember the parable of the master and his three servants?

Need i inform u that God himself will be very mad at u if u waste ur time here on earth, lazing about and not being able to boast of anything u have achieved in all ur existence.

nnowu:
They would have fixed her some nails to make her hands look ajeboish or classy

exactly my thoughts. ....at least to reduce the effect of the dark knuckles on her fingers.
those hands makes u want to look twice at the face.....lolss

[quote author=Qualer post=43869474][/quote]ge'out...and don't quote me again. silly bugger!!!

the drawing is somewhat correct because while men are busy looking smart and good after marriage, our women will automatically turn themselves to grandmothers in the name of child bearing and stuffs forgetting that the man they are married to fell in love with a beautiful hot girl .

it's quite mind boggling how some women stop taking care of themselves immediately after marriage, no more beauty treatments, no more sexy lingeries, no more sweet talks, etc all in the name of "we are now married ".

.....all the women in that category please embrace change o and help the men....

#lookinggoodisgoodbusiness

[quote author=Qualer post=43859824][/quote]I can see that u are so dumb.....

[quote author=Qualer post=43846611][/quote]and who in hell fire are u? Albert Einstein? ??....certainly not. so go on , tell me ..
Even people that knows had to go the extramile to explain with out any form of pride. ....u are here spitting rubbish. ....see carry ur time o

Gmekx:
Depending in the android OS and its configuration, it could mean different things.
In CyanogenMod, it's a do not disturb sign
In TouchWiz, it's what you just said

Everybody dey correct, Na to much techno and Chinese made in Nigeria dey cause all the disagreement

lolssss.....thanks dear

Chazzyboy:
Na u sabe

go joor!!! ..someone has explained to me

greenhulk:
Different from offline mode. In offline mode u will not receive any texts or calls or any notification whatsoever. DND is identical to silent mode, the calls and notifications will come in but will not make any sound. But the difference is that for silent mode everything is on silent even ur alarm. For DND u can set ur alarm to bypass the silent mode , u can also set ur messages or calls from certain people to bypass the silent mode so that even when ur phone is on silent u can get notifications from certain people or apps. Also when u are busy, eg watching a 1 hr YouTube video or movies and u don't want those notifications getting in ur way with sounds, u can set DND for 1hr so within that time no sounds or vibrations will get in ur way, the notifications will come but will not disturb the sound of the video ubare watching. And after the time frame set the phone will go back to normal automatically.

How to use it? U have to be running lollipop or above. Hit the volume button abd under u see 3 signs, all, priority and non. All means DND is not turned on, non means no sounds and priority is where u set ur exceptions. If u hit non u can set for how long u want ur phone to be on silent mode. This is so for phones with stock based Roms. Some phones operate in a different way, for example I use a Samsung phone and the way it handles DND is different from phones with stock based ui.

wow. .....that's quite an exposition. i have learnt something new. thanks man.
by the way are u an analyst or an engineer?

greenhulk:
U are wrong. It is neither network related nor silent mode, the right name is DO NOT DISTURB or DND. Some people call it silent mode, they are right but not entirely right. The difference between this and silent mode is that DND mode can be timed, that is u can set ur phone to go back to normal mode in 1hr or 2hrs which comes in handy...like when u are in a meeting or class, u set ur phone to DND for 1hr so after 1hr it gets back to normal automatically just in case u forget to do that urself. U can also set DND at night so when u wake up in the morning it returns to normal automatically, so u don't have to worry about forgetting ur phone on silent mode.

Another difference between this and silent mode is u can set priorities. Unlike silent mode, everything is muted even important calls. But for DND, u can set some important numbers to ring even when u are on silent mode. Comes in handy when u don't want disturbance from anyone but have one important call u are waiting for. Every other thing will be muted but that important call will ring out.

hmmmm.....sounds interesting. so does it work the way offline mode works and how do i activate it on my phone

it's not silent joor....that sign shows up whenever u are at of network coverage, that's to say when there's no network that is the sígn u will see and as such u can call nor browse.

@ op, I understand that mood......when ur guy is so troubled and yet tells u that he is fine but u know inside u that everything is not fine. ...just that u can't place ur fingers on what may have gone wrong.

the question now is not whether or not he is joking but how are u going to manage the situation if eventually it turned out that it wasn't a joke after all ....

best thing to do ...is to relax, worry less, focus more on his strengths, re-examine ur relationship, do u love him enough to forgive his shortfalls. .....i think these will help u feel better, while making the shock and heartbreak u may feel less formidable ...should it be true.

Silkmoth33:
Taah! Abomination! You are encouraging him to go and buy plantain in ghana.

lolsss.....very funny

nna mehn!! na the money sure pass e......

As a lady when the guy is broke. ....U feel more pained and unhappy cos it trickles down to u. So tell me which joy u go get come take dey do the thing .

"wanne wetey the money ķai tawa tawa. And abeg don't waste time cos there's no time " in Emeķa's voice. ..lolsssss

FTBOY:
tamuno!!!
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lolss.....no comment!!

kokoA:
. After observation can I chook?

badt guy...nothing for uuuuuuu

LastMumu:
Thanks, I just appliance.

lolsss. ....there can never be a dull moment on nairaland.