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Fashion / Re: Photo: When Your Barber Is From Another Planet by dhappyking(m): 9:18pm On Mar 01, 2016
No need for a faze cap again now.
Romance / Re: Need Advice Urgently. by dhappyking(m): 5:22am On Feb 06, 2016
All you can do is advise her. She will still do whatever she wants. Nut just let her know that it still early morning and she has her whole life to live. Any wrong decisions now could mar a bright future. She should be more concerned with building her future by investing her time and resources in her education.
Romance / Re: Just Had A Broken Heart,please I Need Help... by dhappyking(m): 5:06am On Feb 06, 2016
It is only natural, Dear. It will still happen a couple of times before you finally settle down. Even after that, you' ii be hurt sometimes. But the fact remains that life has to go on. Take it or leave it. It does not change anything. You can do yourself a whole lot of good if you are positive about it. Is it going to be as easy and simple as that? Of course not. What to do ? Take it easy. Go through the processes. Mourn the relationship. Evaluate the good times and the bad. From you previous posts, it is obvious you guys ere having trust issues. Please, don't rush into another relationship until you can convince your self that you have leant your lessons and can move on now. That way you will know what to look out for in the new relationship. It is better to have loved and lost, that not to have loved at all. Good luck in you next outing.
Family / Re: When The Wrong One Loves You Right!!! by dhappyking(m): 4:33am On Feb 06, 2016
zicca:
My dear,marriage is a tough deal even with d one u love,cos with time,love alone might not be enough to carry d weight dat comes later in d institution,is better to remain single than to b miserable in marriage,is like a moving train,people in d train can't wait to get down while others can't wait to get in.

Are you speaking from experience or quoting someone?
Car Talk / Re: Funny Names Nigerians Give Cars by dhappyking(m): 5:51pm On Feb 01, 2016
And spider?
Nairaland / General / Re: Photo: You Might Learn To Mind Your Business After Reading This... by dhappyking(m): 11:57pm On Jan 31, 2016
Aminat508:
Who will be 15 15 15?
. Obviously the guy with the post above yours. He is still not minding his business. Well that is none of my business. Let me countinue minding my own business.
Sports / Re: List Of Money Given To Sports Ambassadors Today By Buhari by dhappyking(m): 9:26pm On Jan 21, 2016
Thought I heard N200 million toward the end of speech . Just wondering if it was the way he said or the way I HEARD it?
Family / Re: In Need Of Love by dhappyking(m): 6:33am On Jan 20, 2016
Have you found the love yet. If not, keep searching. But don't look too far. Cause it is all around you.
Politics / Re: Budget: PDP Member Points To Error Made By President Buhari by dhappyking(m): 9:44pm On Jan 19, 2016
How can we be sure he even read or saw this letter? It is obvious he did not type it,

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Romance / Re: Conversation Between A Girl And Her Desperate Toaster (hilarious Snapshot) by dhappyking(m): 10:43pm On Jan 13, 2016
See coding, men.

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Politics / Re: Jim Nwobodo Marries Patricia After Dumping PDP For APC Today(pic by dhappyking(m): 11:25pm On Jan 09, 2016
This should be Patricia, the one overseeing the running of Savannah Bank for him then. I believe he is still doing everything possible to get the bank going again. All these attempts to port to APC and visiting Buhari at Aso rock may not be unconnected with it. Obasanjo allegedly used his position to deal with Jim's Savannah Bank in 2001. Since then things have not looked good for Jim. Thought he would have left politics to build his business back after winning in the bank's case against CBN and NDIC.
Food / Re: What My Daddy Found Inside Stock Fish's Head. by dhappyking(m): 11:19pm On Jan 09, 2016
It is common.
Sports / Re: Yaya Toure Insults CAF Player Of The Year Award. by dhappyking(m): 11:07pm On Jan 09, 2016
He has a point. CAF awards should be based on players contributions to their National teams's success mainly . Unfortunately, he also benefited immensely from this warped idea of awarding players based on their foreign exhibitions. Well he who lives in glass house, should let the pebbles be.
TV/Movies / Re: Hilarious Conversation Between DSTV & Unhappy Customer by dhappyking(m): 10:39pm On Jan 09, 2016
Tallesty1:
gringringringringrin


Nah only foood?


Nah serious matter over here, bae go dey kick legs together dey cry, smile, cum for guy wey dey on screen.


Later when I wan take my own she will say she's not in the mood.


Bros, you funny die. I couldn't help but laugh. And you are not likely to see them responding to this kinda post.
Jokes Etc / Re: Wheel Barrow With Side Mirrors (Hilarious Photo) by dhappyking(m): 10:34pm On Jan 09, 2016
The mirrors appear to cost more than the barrow itself. My thinking.
Romance / Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by dhappyking(m): 10:55pm On Jan 01, 2016
Toasters are are toasters. Husbands are husbands. In case you have not noticed, some will even propose to you just to get under the sheets with you.
Family / Re: My Wife Is More Sexually Responsive After I Beat Her Up by dhappyking(m): 1:20am On Dec 31, 2015
dovelike:
Just four years? cry cry
After beating me up, you'll then do what?? Start poking me when am sleeping? When my body still hurts?? Lie.

I don't think I will ever let any man touch me after hitting me. That's one of the reasons marriage puzzles me. He beat you today, nine months later, you're in the labor room, giving birth?? Odiegwu.

Well you never jam. That is the beauty of marriage! In Harrysong' s voice " Enugu Galls too dey do, de do dey do. Softlyooo pop champagne ooo. Kpekuus kpekus!"
Events / Re: Couple Use Power-Bike For Church Wedding In Enugu(pictured) by dhappyking(m): 1:02am On Dec 31, 2015
But "Okada'is banned in Enugu. How did they avoid arrest by the police? Well just kidding. Am sure the cops will be too stunned to act.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by dhappyking(m): 9:20am On Dec 23, 2015
costandi:
A UNN graduate is ahead of you!

Naturally! If you are not a lion or a lioness, I wonder what you are doing in the jungle. Nothing beats gradging from the DEN in Nsukka.

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Politics / Re: Governor Okowa's Daughter Addressing Her Elders by dhappyking(m): 10:08pm On Dec 20, 2015
How come , I am only interested in the car? It should have taken centre stage, abeg.
Technology Market / Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by dhappyking(m): 9:48pm On Dec 04, 2015
How much will get Gionee M3 mini to Nsukka, Enugu state?
Politics / Re: Babangida: "I Will Vote For An Igbo President In 2019 If I Find One" by dhappyking(m): 9:47pm On Dec 01, 2015
Prophetic? There will be no Igbo presidential candidate. There would have emerged, a Biafran president.
Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area? by dhappyking(m): 10:56pm On Nov 13, 2015
N130/ liter . In NSK. The students are just resuming.
Politics / Re: List Of Buhari's 36 Ministers And Their Portfolios by dhappyking(m): 1:31pm On Nov 11, 2015
Transportation of all things? How the mighty are fallen. Well half bread is better than chin-chin.
Politics / Re: Pro-biafra Protest Moves To Rivers - Vanguard by dhappyking(m): 6:31pm On Nov 10, 2015
drylman:
An INFORMATION NIGERIA reader, Aliyu Akeem thinks Igbo people who are agitating for the Biafra nation can go about it in a different way; other than violent protest or war. In lieu of this, he offered some suggestions on how they can successfully pull out of Nigeria without violent protest or war. Below are his suggestions;
Dear Biafrans I support your struggle 100% but my problem is your approach. I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can assure you it’s going to work out successfully. If you can unite and follow the following steps then I can tell, welcome to the Republic of Biafra in advance.
STEP 1: Withdraw all your services from Nigeria as you are the backbone of the country.
STEP 2: Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders e. .g. Ike Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C
STEP 3: Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called Nigeria.
STEP 4: Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very industrious people, you will be better off without it.
STEP 5: Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea port so that Nigeria will crumble without your Tax.
STEP 6: Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to relocate home until this fight is over then Nigeria can beg them to come back as expatriate.
STEP 7: Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano main market, and every other market even in remote villages across the country.
STEP 8: Go beyond closing of the Niger bridge, stop all Nigerians from buying or selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba.
STEP 9: Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians.
STEP 10: This fight can be achieved without Violence just like south Sudan.
Finally, make sure you don’t fight it with weapons. Igbo kwenu!!! hee!.


You are forgetting that greater percentage of what is eaten in the south, starting from beef, through tomatoe, onions to grain are imported from the north.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by dhappyking(m): 12:49am On Nov 09, 2015
And now let the celebrations begin,
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by dhappyking(m): 12:46am On Nov 09, 2015
. Completed . Lets go and defend our post! Some one please lend us a train.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by dhappyking(m): 12:21am On Nov 09, 2015
Men , traffic alone reach 3 pages. Nigerians really love football.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by dhappyking(m): 12:17am On Nov 09, 2015
2 goal in 3 minutes. 2 Down, 1 to go!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by dhappyking(m): 12:12am On Nov 09, 2015
Goal number 1 for Nigeria. 1 down, 2 to go!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by dhappyking(m): 11:17pm On Nov 08, 2015
Chai! See traffic on Nairaland TV arena. Well the Match is interesting. Both teams are putting up good shows.

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