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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by dhappyking(m): 11:14pm On Nov 08, 2015
Decapo:
Pls which station will show it??

Core TV News on Hi TV is showing it .
Technology Market / Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by dhappyking(m): 9:01pm On Nov 04, 2015
elijahdre:
In stock
Umi iron
Gionee m5
Gionee m3 mini
Thl 2015
Meizu m2 note
Etc

How much for Gionee M3 mini, to deliver in Enugu. if I can have your contact, we can talk.
Technology Market / Re: Come In For Tecno And Gionee Android Phones At Cheaper Rate by dhappyking(m): 8:47pm On Nov 04, 2015
Do you have Gionee M3 Mini? What is the price for delivering in Enugu or Nsukka.
Food / Re: Are Men Better Cooks Than Women? by dhappyking(m): 4:32pm On Oct 26, 2015
You bet we are. I challenge any lady in the house to common meals we eat in this country.
Politics / Re: Donald Trump: ''Africans Are Lazy Fools Only Good At Lovemaking And Stealing” by dhappyking(m): 1:48pm On Oct 26, 2015
At least we are good in something . TWO for that. If there is ever an Olympic for either, we will clinch the medals. It is sad how some people put their mouth in motion before their minds are in gear.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests 2 China-bound Passengers With 89 Debit Cards by dhappyking(m): 7:29pm On Oct 25, 2015
mployer:

When CBN Will not allow You Transfer money through normal process.

What do You expect?

You understand what is happening. They are only trying to outsmart the CBN and their tight FX rules.

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Man With 108 ATM Cards (Photos) by dhappyking(m): 12:31am On Oct 18, 2015
mavinc4u:
My question is; did he steal the cards? Whose names are on the cards? With the height of strict policy available for business personnel before they can carry out their business transaction is alarming. People must look for a way out. Before we condemn this man, lets find out if the cards were stolen or not.

Thank you, my Dear. You are the one making sense here. The government , through CBN,has closed virtually all the avenues for sending money out of this country. They are forcing legitimate traders and genuine business men who need to send money to other parts of the world to go through the official windows of FORM M, FORM A and MTOs. But these means have their limitations. People resorted to ATM cards, they restricted that to a maximum $300 or N60,000 limit a day. Reason is that they want to support our external reserve/ Naira.
So what is a way out? Get as many cards as possible, send them to someone in China, Dubai or wherever you import from. Then fund those accounts here, in Naira and your partner at the other end withdraws from the cards to pay for the goods. Whereas one card can give you $300, ten cards will give you $3,000 in a day. So the more the cards, the better. Hence until a full investigation is done, it will not be fair to conclude on the true intent and purpose of the cards custodian. Recently, people were also caught with lots of dollars ingested or hidden in very strange places. They may easily be termed money launderers , but then a closer look may reveal otherwise. It takes being an insider to understand what is happening most of the time. The banker in the house and our Igbo importers in Idumota and Onitsha can throw more light on this.

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Religion / Re: Buhari’s Ministerial List Shows That He Belongs To Somebody – Cardinal Okogie by dhappyking(m): 11:59pm On Oct 17, 2015
First set of appointments; to settle Northerners and close associates. Second set of appointments as in ministerial nominees; to settle APC members mainly. Yet he belongs to no one! Tell that to the marines.

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Religion / Re: Buhari’s Ministerial List Shows That He Belongs To Somebody – Cardinal Okogie by dhappyking(m): 11:54pm On Oct 17, 2015
[quote author=Kcdojoto post=39082696]You are so Wright my cardinal
Even when i thought that the poster above me had said it all,i didn't know that the one under me got more to say.
Let's hear him[/quote

He ended up with two letters. Diassapointing!
Sports / Re: U-17 World Cup: Nigeria Vs USA (2 - 0) On 17th October 2015 by dhappyking(m): 10:56pm On Oct 17, 2015
Nice one. Even though I did not watch it. The boys may not have impressed, as we were told. It is 3 points in the bag. And I believe their games will improve subsequently.
Family / Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by dhappyking(m): 9:37pm On Oct 16, 2015
And for a V E R Y L O N G time to come, Bro.
Sports / Re: Enyeama & NFF Officials Having Lunch After Settling Their Differences by dhappyking(m): 10:59pm On Oct 11, 2015
Good move,IF this is true. Enyema is very much relevant in the team. If indeed he bared his mind on the interview he granted to Channels television, then he is not keen on the captains band. He just wants to stand in that post and stop goals, until safer hands come up. Chikena!
Romance / Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by dhappyking(m): 10:49pm On Oct 11, 2015
And what do the loaded guys use? If a broke guy can afford malt, wet in again Kwanu?
Politics / Re: Petrol Price Is Now 74 Naira Per Litre? by dhappyking(m): 10:45pm On Oct 11, 2015
Change? If I hear! Shouldn't common sense tell us that we have been short changed. For too long. For goodness sake PMS should be selling for less than N50 Naira by now. Do this simple arithmetic. When crude oil was selling above $100 a barrel. Fuel was selling between N87 to N100 per liter. Now that Crude oil is going for as low as $52 per barrel, what should be the price of fuel, all things being equal? Kindly calculate and revert. Please keep it simple and straight.
Sports / Re: Enyeama Explains Row With Oliseh, May Quit Eagles by dhappyking(m): 9:51pm On Oct 08, 2015
liyahwillie:

Lol!!did u see the last all african games@congo brassaville (if yes)the female basketball players(those9ja babes)especially dat small beauriful yoruba gal dat was interviewed after the semi-final!! Anyway I know u're 1 baddest niga!

Go gal! You sure gat eyes for good things.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs DR Congo (0 - 2): Int'l Friendly On 8th October 2015 by dhappyking(m): 9:29pm On Oct 08, 2015
Enyama just spoke on his side of the story on Channels television . I was touched by his words. Truth be told, our local coaches have issues in managing the big boys in the team. And that is destroying the game for this country. Is it Amodu or Siasia or even recently Keshi and now Oliseh? how about the Iheanacho sitting on the bench through a tournament only to go back to Man City to be played in the first team and even score. Shame on our egoes. For goodness sake a good coach should play his enemy if he will give him results. Nigerians expect results not politics from coaches.
It is only the foreigners that can choose the best team and shelve their ego. They know that it is the players that pay their bills and not the other way. Another thing that was obvious from his interview is that Enyama is still willing and committed to playing for the National team if the circumstances are right.

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Sports / Re: Photos Of Vincent Enyeama Leaving Super Eagles Camp by dhappyking(m): 9:18pm On Oct 08, 2015
Vincent is live on Channels television, telling his side of the story.
Health / Benefits Of Coconut. by dhappyking(m): 12:41am On Oct 08, 2015
Many people claim that coconut has an almost magical effect on the human body, with uncountable health benefits. There are many advantages of consuming coconut in all of its forms (some may surprise you).

Coconut water has a practical and compatible structure with blood plasma within the human bloodstream. It has been used in armed conflicts in the past, as a replacement for blood and has saved numerous lives.

Today, coconut oil is used all over the world. It can be found in numerous retail markets which offer you the opportunity to take advantage of this unbelievable gift from nature and what is one of the best detoxification elements in the world.

What happens when you drink coconut water?

Drinking coconut water strengthens your immune system and eliminates bacteria which cause urinary tract infections, gonorrhea, gum disease, as well as viruses which cause colds, infectious diseases and typhus.

Not only will coconut water increase your energy, but as a natural diuretic it supports thyroid hormones and kidney function. It will cleanse the urinary tract and bladder canals and eliminate toxins from the body. Young coconut water helps dissolve kidney stones by diluting your urine so that the various chemicals in your kidneys such as calcium, phosphates, uric acid, etc. are relatively easy to flush out of your system.

Due to its dietary fiber, it is also beneficial for digestion. Drinking it regularly assists in the elimination of gastric acid. As for weight loss, it helps people lose weight primarily though decreasing appetite levels.

If you have acne, oily or dry skin, all you need to do is soak cotton in some coconut water and apply it directly to the affected area. It will clean and hydrate the skin, but most importantly, it will keep the pores open. If you mix the coconut water with olive oil, you can cleanse the body and eliminate bowel parasites.

Many experts claim many pregnancy related health problems could be addressed with the help of coconut water. Pregnant women should drink one cup of coconut water every morning to balance the electrolytes to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure).

One cup of coconut water is enough to keep your skin hydrated and radiant during the entire day. Also, drink coconut water to regain your energy after exhausting physical activities.


source ;http://www.lifegooroo.com/eat-healthy
Sports / Re: Enyeama Explains Row With Oliseh, May Quit Eagles by dhappyking(m): 12:21am On Oct 08, 2015
liyahwillie:

Exactly bro!
All others are learners...buh dat new recruited 9ja goalkeeper is handsome oooo..


Una see? The guys will be busy watching the match, checking the skills, reflexes and analyzing the moves, this lady will be busy analyzing and checking out the looks of our players!na waoooo!
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Economy Could Slip Into Recession, CBN Warns by dhappyking(m): 12:47pm On Sep 24, 2015
Efriday1:
Buhari is a soldier not n economist. We Nigerians don't know what we want. We were in a dilemma to choose between peace or prosperity -not both. We preferred peace. But the truth is gej was a money making machine n no matter how much was stolen under him, ther ws still more left. kiss. Wat we actually needed was prosperity. The word peace is a farce.

Thank you my brother, for breaking it down in a lay man's language. Some of us are still wondering what exactly hit us. The truth remains that you can't eat your cake and still have the same cake in your hands. The best the present administration can do is to come up with the best technocrats to take up the necessary engine rooms of this nation. Otherwise hunger go strike and the people will look for unimaginable ways to survive. The sooner the better.

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Business / Re: Nigeria’s Economy Could Slip Into Recession, CBN Warns by dhappyking(m): 9:27am On Sep 24, 2015
Themandator:


Be specific : mention what the present government is doing to right the wrongs of the past

My stance too. You can't go far by looking backwards. Tell me any athlete that ever won a race by looking backwards while running towards the finish mark.
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Economy Could Slip Into Recession, CBN Warns by dhappyking(m): 8:46am On Sep 24, 2015
Most comments here point to the fact that the present government is not doing enough to stimulate our economic growth. I felt this decline in the economic activities since the first quarter of the year. Business activities slowed down and virtually stagnated. Banks are no longer lending. Debtors are finding it very difficult to pay back. People are playing cautious. No body seems to understand the economic blue print of the current administration, that is assuming they have any. With the refusal to appoint ministers, contracts are not being awarded and money is not circulating as it should. Even states are having difficulties in meeting with their obligations. The present administration can do better than telling us how badly our economy had been managed in the past; Let them show us how it should be done, BY DOING IT! Time is ticking.
Romance / Re: A 'runs Girl' Is In Love With Me: How Do I Send Her Away? by dhappyking(m): 7:57am On Sep 22, 2015
It not the dough , Bro. It will take more than your sermons, reasoning, beating or even blackmail to change her. You just can't! Scram while you've still got a chance. She will use every arsenal at her disposa, especially emotional black mail to keep you in this Mary go round of cheat- beg - forgive-cheat again- beg. Your time is ticking away and she can not take away the dream relationship you plan unless you allow her.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Cabinet: Shocker Awaits APC Godfathers - Tribuneonline by dhappyking(m): 10:17am On Sep 11, 2015
Speculation and propaganda. Is this how politics works? Nothing has changed. If they want to do something different, the government should advertise for the posts and then choose based on merit and integrity as shown by the applicant's track records. My humble opinion any way.

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Politics / Re: See What Is Happening To Nigeria's Economy Under Buhari by dhappyking(m): 10:08am On Sep 11, 2015
It is not about the president per se. The fact remains that if he refuses to make someone accountable to Nigerians for the way the economy runs, then he has to take responsibility directly. There should be some form of delegation as a country like Nigeria is too big for the the kind of limbo we have been in for the past few months. Even the president has warned us to brace for hard times. Alright, but for how long and what is the present government doing to take us out of the woods? For goodness sake, there is work to be done and if we use the whole time in the world apportioning blames....well, your guess is as good as mine as to where will be in the next few years.
Politics / Re: FG Responds To JP Morgan Delisting Of Nigeria From Bond Index by dhappyking(m): 10:14pm On Sep 09, 2015
First, the stock market, now THIS. So one should do something, really fast or jobs are gonna be lost and it won't be in our best interest as a nation.
Education / Re: Single Rotor-Helicopter Built By 6 Students Of CRUTECH (photos) by dhappyking(m): 3:12pm On Sep 04, 2015
They try sha, but this looks more like a giant drone to me than a chopper. I mean where will the pilot sit, the controls , et al?
Romance / Corpse Having Sex With Another In Aba Morgue by dhappyking(m): 11:07pm On Sep 03, 2015
This story is factual and can be verified, especially with the normal thinking that when somebody dies, earthly things are no longer known to him.

However, the death of an Akwa Ibom indigene, living in Aba and his subsequent act in the morgue shows that the world is full of mysteries.

Reports emanating from Aba had it that the late Akwa Ibom citizen died in Aba, last Tuesday, atop a prostitute in a brothel.

The corpse was later deposited in a mortuary in Aba awaiting investigation and collection for burial probably by his relations.

However, on Thursday, when another corpse arrived, the mortuary attendants were shocked to find the corpse of the man from Akwa Ibom on top of another female corps.

Initially, the attendants were scared and took to their heels and later came back to put the corps apart.

To their surprise, the penis of the man was erect and stiff as if he was alive.

....Source; http://dailytimes.com.ng/
Romance / Re: How I Caught Her Cheating. What Should I Do? by dhappyking(m): 10:44pm On Aug 28, 2015
Bros eeeee. The sooner you scram, the sooner you scram the better for you, her and all concerned. That is what she will do again and again. If you leave now, you will walk away with your sanity.

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Appointments Unacceptable To Ndigbo – Ohaneze Youth Council by dhappyking(m): 10:30pm On Aug 28, 2015
Relax. The Presido will soon change some of them. He is very good at changing his mind.
Politics / Re: Were People Right About Buhari? by dhappyking(m): 10:28pm On Aug 27, 2015
jmoore:
But why did he make that 5% statement?



I don't really care about ethnicity of those elected or appointed, but for him to say such on air means something.



I just wish the best for Nigeria.


Did he actually use those figures? That would add up to 102% just wondering how Presido arrived at the figures.

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