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Politics / Re: Who Is The Best Performing Governor In The South East? by dhappyking(m): 11:45pm On Mar 08, 2015
Sullivan is no 1 and far ahead.
Romance / Re: She Is Married But Keeps Begging Me For Sex- I'm Confused. by dhappyking(m): 12:22am On Mar 08, 2015
Please, scram while there is still time. Bride price = married. SHE IS MARRIED. That is why to divorce a woman in Igbo land, the bride price must be returned by the bride's family to the groom. Read the book of proverbs chapter 7 and then go back Proverbs 6 from vs 24 to the end.
Education / Re: What Is This Babe Doing? by dhappyking(m): 12:10am On Mar 08, 2015
This pix can cost someone her future, if it is recent one. And I dare add in a disciplined clime.
Career / Re: The Real Airport Cleaner Who Returned N12M Gets Salary Increase by dhappyking(m): 11:41pm On Mar 07, 2015
4bobo:
But they were circulating another woman from one media promoter house, people wicked o.


@kilokeys , but you know if she is caught, she will loose her job and be disgraced out of office. So who knows may be this is a trial for her and she overcame. I learnt that american embassy and MTN are now interested in rewarding her. i was listening to radio recently in which, on two different occassions or programs, on different stations were discussing her case and people were calling in, recommending her for many things.
Her soon to be fame, may overtake the money found on the long run, time will tell.


And again it should not be all about the rewards. What happened to the peace of mind and pleasant feeling of doing the right thing. If one is not used to stealing , the guilt from taking the money could give her sleepless nights.
Pets / Re: Lady Gets Herself In One Minute Kiss With Her Dog by dhappyking(m): 6:00am On Mar 06, 2015
Small thing now, when I just read that a lady wedded her dog! End time things as some people would put it. May God help us.
Politics / Re: Fayose Attacks APC Again With An Advert On The Front Page Of Today's Tribune(pic by dhappyking(m): 11:45pm On Mar 03, 2015
Lesson no 1; no one has monopoly of any thing. APC, through their trumpet in the ND was attacking the presidency and PDP non stop. Then PDP copied them, and have now perfected it to an art. Surprisingly, the APC's loud mouth seems to have lost his tongue. I wonder what has happened. At the same time, I really pity APC, they appear to have no plan or direction as it concerns what they have to offer Nigerians. If CHANGE AND FIGHTING CORRUPTION is all they have, I doubt if they will sell well across the country. Moreover, the physical appearance and general demeanor of their presidential candidate keeps reminding one of Yaradua. The guy looks so frail. Whether it is age or ill health, I can not say for sure. But one thing I know for sure is that the guy has been recycled for too long and needs some rest. APC can do better or must he ALWAYS contest?

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Rocks Military Uniform During Visits To troops In Mubi (pic) by dhappyking(m): 9:19pm On Feb 26, 2015
This our Presido na guy man. See as him take style dey pose for that walking stick.
Nairaland / General / Re: Tanker Accident Claims Life Of Young Man In Enugu State....Graphic Photos by dhappyking(m): 11:08pm On Feb 17, 2015
Quite unfortunate. I was in Bishop Shannahan hospital this morning. I saw his corpse when they brought it to the morgue. May his soul rest in peace... Amen.
Family / Re: Does Infidelity Make One A Bad Spouse? by dhappyking(m): 5:09am On Feb 17, 2015
Op, you should judge this matter yourself. If your partner fulfills all other obligations and fails to be faithful to you. Has your partner failed or succeeded?

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Politics / Re: PVCs Ready For Collection — INEC by dhappyking(m): 12:03am On Feb 04, 2015
Someone should help me tell Jega and Good luck that we need public holiday(s) to collect our PVC. I can't leave my office and travell to the town where I registered to collect the PVC. We don't need the election shifted. All we need is a day or Two for us to go and collect.
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Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi In His APC-Customised Reflective Sunglasses (Photo) by dhappyking(m): 9:17pm On Jan 30, 2015
Him dey see so?
Politics / Re: Who Is More Relaxed Here (GMB Or GEJ) In The Meeting With John Kerry by dhappyking(m): 11:50pm On Jan 26, 2015
Both GEJ and kErry are over relaxed in the first pix. As for. The second pix, both GMB and Kerry appear to be unsettled. It appears they expect smith to go off soon and they will both take off.
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Officially Comes To Laptops And Desktops by dhappyking(m): 10:37pm On Jan 21, 2015
As for me it is IOS or nathing. Thanks, but no thanks.
Politics / Re: Ex US Army Chief Says Nigeria, Boko Haram Not Usa's Priority by dhappyking(m): 11:01pm On Jan 20, 2015
I am not surprised by this information. But the Americans should bear in mind that what goes around comes around. If they ignore BH today, tomorrow it will grow to haunt them. History can not be wrong. And to think that the American president has an African root! Cameroon and Niger are getting attention already, but not Nigeria yet.
Family / Re: Will A Cheat Always Be A Cheat? by dhappyking(m): 5:09pm On Jan 16, 2015
If you ask me, who will I ask? Knowing that some one cheated on you, even once, is bad enough. Staying wondering if the person will do it again. Praying and hoping it does not occur again is pure toture. The choice is yours, anyway.

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Celebrities / Re: Maupe Ogun Forgot Her Bra This Morning? (Pic) by dhappyking(m): 4:37pm On Dec 18, 2014
Boys must be boys!
Politics / Re: Enugu Makes History, Joins World’s 100 Resilient Cities by dhappyking(m): 4:19pm On Dec 06, 2014
Congratulations to Enugu people. Congratulations to our able governor, Barr Sullivan Chime. He did so much for his people. God bless Sullivan. God bless Enugu state. God bless Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Politicians With Good Oratorical Skills In Nigeria by dhappyking(m): 11:46pm On Dec 04, 2014
People I admired and enjoyed their oratory prowess in Nigeria are; late Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, Gen. Ike Nwachukwu and Chief Emeka Anyoku. They spoke/ speak the type of English I like. They may not all qualify for politicians, any way.
Business / Re: Nigeria’s GDP On Steady Rise In Spite Of Insurgency by dhappyking(m): 11:32pm On Nov 02, 2014
For now. How about after the elections?
Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi Return Again To Lead Nigeria In Remaining Afcon Qualifiers. by dhappyking(m): 10:03pm On Oct 30, 2014
I thought the slogan was ' bring back our girl' and not ' bring back our coach'. I pray something positive will happen to make our girls come back too.

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Sports / Re: NFF Sack Keshi, Pick Amodu As Replacement by dhappyking(m): 7:49am On Oct 16, 2014
Something tells me this is not proper. Amodu had not fared any better in the past. Frying pan to fire? Time will tell. Unless they are making it temporal to help them conduct a proper interview and hire.

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Sports / Re: Siasia Or Keshi: Who Do You Prefer? by dhappyking(m): 10:14pm On Oct 04, 2014
I will go for Siasia any time, any day. When he took over the Super Eagles, he had a long term programme for the National team. He had a team that played 'purposeful' football. You could see their game plans played out on the pitch. The players played flowing football and used space very well.
Siasia wanted to build something that will take time, but will be loved and appreciated by Nigerians. Unfortunately, the people at the helm of affairs did not have that kind of patience. Another thing Siasia had as an ace was discipline, but he took it too far with some of the big boys in the team and I think it was part of what cost him his job then.
On the other hand, if he gets back there as our coach, I will advise that he handle the big boys with more respect and maturity. He can massage their ego and get his results, that way all of us will be happy. Siasia is still the best for the job. If they will give him a free hand, he will deliver. It just wasn't his time then. Me thinks he has learnt his lessons and is now ripe to handle the attendant politics in the team. My opinion, any way.

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Business / Re: Bankers Or NRN Account Holders Suggestion Needed? by dhappyking(m): 10:02pm On Sep 25, 2014
Actually, I am a banker. Accounts for Nigerians in Diaspora are real and good. But beyond that, you really need someone to manage the account as an account officer. He will assist you with all the info you need, and even make sure that your transaction are consummated in good time and issues resolved ASAP.
Moreover you will need to set up Internet banking to enable you view your transactions and statement of accounts, transfer to other accounts and pay bills. If you will let me be your account officer or want more information, contact me. Don't blame me if I am trying to sell my bank to you, I am a marketer and need to surpass my target.
The product that will suit you in my bank is NIDA (Nigerian in Diaspora Account.). Wish you the best.
Business / Banks To Pay Customers For Using E-payment Channels by dhappyking(m): 9:44pm On Sep 25, 2014
The Central Bank of Nigeria says it has approved an industry-wide incentive scheme and awareness campaign on electronic payment channels for stakeholders and users.

As a result, the CBN is collaborating with Deposit Money Banks through the Nigeria Inter-Bank Settlement System Plc to work out a system that will make banks to pay customers, merchants and salespersons for using electronic payment channels.

Some analysts see this as a gradual paradigm shift from the CBN’s punitive approach in driving the cashless policy to an incentive-based one.

The Electronic Payments Incentives Scheme will make bank customers, merchants and salespersons receive cash and gift rewards for using electronic payment channels.

The scheme will commence in batches, starting from November 1, 2014.

The central bank said the move was in furtherance of the drive for pervasive usage of e-payment channels in the country.

It said in a circular posted on its website that the scheme would appreciate and reward usage across all channels with emphasis on channels of e-payment that promote financial inclusion.

The circular, signed by the Director of Banking and Payment System, CBN, Mr. Dipo Fatokun, read in part, “The scheme has identified and will reward consumers, merchants and sales persons. The incentive is designed as a ‘white-label’ campaign in which all stakeholders are required to partner.”

According to the circular, the scheme will lead to a point-based reward system for consumers in which Automated Teller Machine cardholders will be rewarded based on point grossed through frequency of card usage.

The central bank said NIBSS would implement the programme in conjunction with other service providers.

It noted that the scheme would also involve cash refund to customers; a system that was already being implemented by all the banks.

It added, “Merchants may leverage on the incentive scheme to offer promotional gift items to their customers based on the usage of e-payments for transactions. Salespersons will be encouraged to support e-payments by having them enrolled on the tipping point schemes, through which they will earn points accrued over a period. Such points may be redeemed by salespersons through various gift items or cash.”


...PUNCH
Politics / Re: Abducted Chibok Girl Found In Mubi by dhappyking(m): 7:01pm On Sep 25, 2014
The prayers of Good Nigerians shall never be in vain!Amen.
Romance / Re: After Telling Him The Truth He Hated Me Forever. by dhappyking(m): 11:14pm On Sep 07, 2014
You did the right thing, Gal! No gain in cheating. You are better off being faithful to your main guy. Ken will understand and respect you for that. He may feel bad initially, but realizing that you were principled enough to resist him despite his gifts and you feelings will make him to see how valuable an asset you were. I mean turning him down because of your guy will prove to him that you would have equally been faithfull to him if he had gotten you first . Believe me you did well and most guy will understand what I am talking about. Keep the faith.
Music/Radio / Mogee, The Magical Devices That Turns Vibrtations To Musical Sounds. by dhappyking(m): 11:25pm On Sep 06, 2014
(CNN) -- Air guitar players, bus stop drummers and office desk virtuosos, rejoice: being a slave to the rhythm has just become a lot more fun. Mogees is a new technology that turns any object into a musical instrument, by converting the vibrations you make when you touch it into sound.
Here's how it works: you stick a small sensor to the surface you want to play with, be it a tree or a fruit bowl or your bathtub, and then connect it to your smartphone. An app running on it detects and analyzes the vibrations, transforming them into musical notes. The sound can then be amplified by hooking up the smartphone to headphones or speakers.
The sound you hear is really coming from the object, it's not a virtual reconstruction.
Bruno Zamborlin
"The sound you hear is really coming from the object, it's not a virtual reconstruction," says Bruno Zamborlin, the 30-year-old music technology researcher who invented the device. "It's a principle called physically inspired sound system. When you play a real instrument, like a guitar, the sound is created by the combination of an exciter and a resonator. The exciter is the plectrum in your hand that hits the strings, and the resonator is the combination of the strings and the body of the guitar. Mogees works in a similar way: everything that is picked up by the sensor -- your gestures, the object itself -- is the exciter, and the resonator is emulated through the software. We just modify the signal to respect musical rules. We augment it."

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/09/03/tech/innovation/mogees-make-music-from-anything/index.html
Music/Radio / Mogee, The Magical Devices That Turns Vibrtations To Musical Sounds. by dhappyking(m): 10:25pm On Sep 06, 2014
(CNN) -- Air guitar players, bus stop drummers and office desk virtuosos, rejoice: being a slave to the rhythm has just become a lot more fun. Mogees is a new technology that turns any object into a musical instrument, by converting the vibrations you make when you touch it into sound.
Here's how it works: you stick a small sensor to the surface you want to play with, be it a tree or a fruit bowl or your bathtub, and then connect it to your smartphone. An app running on it detects and analyzes the vibrations, transforming them into musical notes. The sound can then be amplified by hooking up the smartphone to headphones or speakers.
The sound you hear is really coming from the object, it's not a virtual reconstruction.
Bruno Zamborlin
"The sound you hear is really coming from the object, it's not a virtual reconstruction," says Bruno Zamborlin, the 30-year-old music technology researcher who invented the device. "It's a principle called physically inspired sound system. When you play a real instrument, like a guitar, the sound is created by the combination of an exciter and a resonator. The exciter is the plectrum in your hand that hits the strings, and the resonator is the combination of the strings and the body of the guitar. Mogees works in a similar way: everything that is picked up by the sensor -- your gestures, the object itself -- is the exciter, and the resonator is emulated through the software. We just modify the signal to respect musical rules. We augment it."

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/09/03/tech/innovation/mogees-make-music-from-anything/index.html
Phones / Re: People Queuing Up For Iphone 6 (photos) by dhappyking(m): 1:41am On Sep 06, 2014
Oke iWe efe. Mcheeeewwww!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Are Looking For Independent Marketers And Distributors Nationwide by dhappyking(m): 10:09pm On Aug 28, 2014
How much does one go for? I ca pick them for distribution in Enugu, if the price is ok.
Politics / Re: Sanusi Erases Scheduled Leave, Dares Jonathan by dhappyking(m): 6:26pm On Jan 10, 2014
Sanusi is the man. He keeps the news agog and tongues wagging. Like a wirlwind he came in and unsettled many in the financial industry. The dust is yet to settle.
During his tenure, hardly any 90 days went by without any form of drama from him. Now that he is about to leave, I expect a climax of his melodrama. I believe he still has an Ace up his sleeve! Ride on SLS.

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