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Politics / Re: I Fear President Buhari May Be Murdered – APC Chieftain by dhappyking(m): 11:44pm On Aug 18, 2015
hinwazaka:
From the words of this islamist totalitarian, we can denote what the intention of the PMB led government is for our nascent democracy. She mentioned two autocratic mad kings: Murtala and Abacha. To this blind psycho, the government of Abacha was a success and his death made him a martyr. This woman is so deluded she can't remember that her co-conspirators were actually at parallel lines with her during that administration. And also no one is going to kill a president who is already failing and is clearly confused. His detractors only need for him to self destruct and then grab what is left from the implosion. Did Al Asisi kill morsi at the onset of that illfated regime. He simply waited till it was apparent the people were fed up with their despotic style of governance. Let her and her urchins keep on dreaming. PDP don't need to chase the mountain, the mountain will eventually come to them


Just got this type of brain wave or is it revelation today. The way things are going, the masses are in for tough times. And when things get that bad, the monster created by some people will definitely come after them.
Education / Re: How You Study When You have a Ph.D in Reading by dhappyking(m): 11:37pm On Aug 18, 2015
I pity the lecturer that will mark his script. Citation go pass thesis own.
Politics / Re: Loot ’ll Fund Women Affairs Ministry – Buhari by dhappyking(m): 11:32pm On Aug 18, 2015
Like seriously,Sir? Or are you just kidding?
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: A Little Kid Driving This Hand-made Vehicle! by dhappyking(m): 5:31pm On Aug 17, 2015
DeHero1:
...and some ladies will still trip for him. undecided


You are mean, ha ha ha ha!
Politics / Re: $600m Chinese Rail Loan Not Diverted – Okonjo-iweala by dhappyking(m): 10:50pm On Aug 16, 2015
Tkester:


That is a fact people don't understand.

Probe - probes, are all arguments of a brainwashed and incapacitated dolt. Since 1999 this country has gone through more than five different probe panels and the end is always NOTHING. Here we are with yet another 'oputa panel', my only worry is that the so called probes have been used to replace more and urgent critical attention seeking areas, like how to shore up our dwindling government earnings, how to douse the tribal tension buhari's govt is generating by its in-actions.

I only pity Nigerians who just as buhari promised that in his tenure he will declare his assets publicly and force his aides to do same, he will cancel the office of the first lady, he will crush boko haram in two months, etc. Will be disappointed and many of them might even be more disappointed when by the end of this year we start hearing billions of naira worth of misappropriation going under the current regime.

The truth about this probes is that buhari is using it to hide his govt ineptitude... However only time will tell, as I beleive that 10 weeks is more than enough for buhari to give Nigerians a sense of the direction his govt tends to follow.


How abou $1= N1. Time is ticking for APC. Sooner than they will realize 2019 will be here.

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Politics / Re: APC Chief Asks Buhari To Probe Patience Jonathan by dhappyking(m): 6:57pm On Aug 16, 2015
I weep for my country Nigeria. While we await for new roads, potable water, constant power, employment and better educational/ health facilities, the order of the day is probe. Well we are watching.
Politics / Re: Naira Rain At NASS As Senators Collect N23.4m Each- The Nation by dhappyking(m): 6:50pm On Aug 16, 2015
Who said they have not passed a bill? Well they have given their approvals for Edo state government to borrow more millions of work. Is that not enough work for a quater?
Politics / Re: Hajo Sani Is Special Assistant (Admin), Office Of The Wife Of The President by dhappyking(m): 10:04pm On Aug 15, 2015
Dee60:
What is the difference between 'Office of the First Lady' and 'Office of the Wife of The President'?

A very handsome reward awaits you if you answer 100% correctly!


What is the difference between APC and PDP? Not much, if you ask me. After all , the PDP members have started scampering back to APC already.
Health / Re: Advice On How To Add Weight! by dhappyking(m): 5:38am On Aug 08, 2015
Do you know your BMI figure?
Health / Re: Advice On How To Add Weight! by dhappyking(m): 5:37am On Aug 08, 2015
You just came back from school, sheeee? Probably, just finished your exams, swotting, eating less and having sleepless nights and worrying your head silly over your school work. Give yourself a break, please. Just make sure you are healthy. Then eat well, get enough sleep and chill. You will be just fine. Honestly me likes your shape. Just keep fit.
Sports / Re: Caf U23 Championship Qualifier :Nigeria 0 Vs Congo 0 (Live) by dhappyking(m): 9:27pm On Aug 02, 2015
I would rather the guys qualify and the girls stay than the reverse. With Siasia in the saddle and the bundle of talents at his disposal, I expect an exciting outing in the Olympics, all things being equal.

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Sports / Re: Caf U23 Championship Qualifier :Nigeria 0 Vs Congo 0 (Live) by dhappyking(m): 9:16pm On Aug 02, 2015
azimibraun:
The last time I get this kind HYPERTENSION na when I dey record GEJ & Buhari vote. I manage hold myself but Orubebe couldnt.

You got me crackling, Bro. LOL!
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Worst That Can Happen From Staying Without Sex? by dhappyking(m): 6:54am On Aug 02, 2015
Charlesberry:


Can you stay till you get married without sex? Infact when last did you? You're right to some extend. Been for three year no sex but it's not easy but only the grace of God

I concur. It takes the Grace of God and absolute discipline. The first few days/weeks can be difficult. But at a point, you just cruise with your life. It is even easier if you have some serious issues or projects occupying your mind. It has shown that human mind can be programmed to believe whatever we feed it, after a while the whole body adapts.

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Politics / Re: i am from jail now am going to Visit A Real Witchman by dhappyking(m): 6:25am On Aug 02, 2015
Are you foreal, I mean, as in seriously?
Romance / Re: Because Of Girls Cucumber Is Now Very Expensive. By Man Of List by dhappyking(m): 7:17pm On Aug 01, 2015
PunkyVeer:
LMFAO.

That's funny because I feel the same way when I go to someone's house & she serves up a salad with cucumber or carrots. I don't know where they've been so I don't eat them.

You are funny, indeed!
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Worst That Can Happen From Staying Without Sex? by dhappyking(m): 7:04pm On Aug 01, 2015
godoluwa:
why do you people over rate sex? what is sex if i may ask? mtcheew


That is the word my brother; OVER-RATED!
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Worst That Can Happen From Staying Without Sex? by dhappyking(m): 7:00pm On Aug 01, 2015
Nothing! I have done like 3, or 4 months with out it at a stretch, since I knew what it was and believed the fallacy that I could not do with out if for long. I am currently on my 8th month without it and not bothered. It is a mind set thing and if we take our mind off it and concentrate on other things we tend to forget the full meaning of the word. S*x.
Though I am not a medico, but I don't think there are any health side effects. Your brother needs your advice, but beyond that, there is not much you can do to stop him, if he chooses to tow that path.

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Politics / Re: 1 Dollar = 1 Naira: Buhari Approves An Exchange Rate Of N160 To $1 by dhappyking(m): 9:49pm On Jul 31, 2015
One chance! His ambition was to become the president of Nigeria. The last time I checked, he was. If you or any one is waiting for any major changes in the way things are done in this country, sorry. You have a long time to wait.

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Family / Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by dhappyking(m): 11:35pm On Jul 19, 2015
See your life. You will soon marry her and with your eyes wide open!

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Car Talk / Re: Photo: Mercedes Benz Vs Audi by dhappyking(m): 11:06pm On Jul 19, 2015
By the way, who makes Mercedes, in which country? And who makes Audi and in which country. Mercedes and Audi who senior who? Just asking!
Car Talk / Re: Photo: Mercedes Benz Vs Audi by dhappyking(m): 11:03pm On Jul 19, 2015
Merc , of course.
Family / Re: I Can’t Believe My Husband Is Asking Me For This!! by dhappyking(m): 6:12am On Jul 16, 2015
When you loose your husband, your eyes will clear! Please don't come back crying to this forum. You can't do what he wants and you can't pet and cajole him to try and understand with you and even give you some time. You are busy forming holy weje and rubbing shoulders with him. You should have gone to the convent now. The guy has needs to be met. Bera do something about it, and fast before it is too late. Good luck.
Phones / Re: Why Do Touchscreens Respond Only To Fingers? by dhappyking(m): 10:10pm On Jul 10, 2015
Forget all these long grammar and science. They will only confuse you more. The simple truth is that they a SMART devices and as such are meant to be smart in differentiating the touches.
Travel / Re: CBN Restricts Use Of Naira Denominated Cards Abroad by dhappyking(m): 10:11pm On Jul 08, 2015
Now CBN don confuse, fproper,-pfroper!
Education / Re: Which Switch Lights The Bulb? by dhappyking(m): 8:54pm On Jul 05, 2015
If you think ai will waste my precious time guessing or tracing the cables then you've got another thought coming. I will just switch everything on!

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Politics / Re: We Are Winning War Against Boko Haram‎ – Buhari by dhappyking(m): 6:35am On Jul 04, 2015
We know how many civilians the Boko Haram have killed, let us know how many Boko Haram members your troops, with a new command location in Maiduguri, have killed. That way we can be able to say who is winning and who is loosing. The media told us the exploits of the Boko Haram, can't they also tell us the moves of the military too?
Politics / Re: Meet The New Chief-Of-Staff, Hamid Ibrahim-Alli by dhappyking(m): 5:33pm On Jun 29, 2015
Nigeria! One step forward , two steps backward. Same old men that have held power and positions in the past. With the average age of the people going into government positions tending towards 65 years, When will our youths get their chance for the future leaders promises.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: Women's World Cup (0 - 2) On 13th June 2015 by dhappyking(m): 10:32pm On Jun 13, 2015
kinibigdeal:
We will beat USA silly..dont worry okon had a game plan

For your mind? Well, will I be pleasantly amazed. Beating USA will be next to a miracle.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Germany: U20 World Cup (0 - 1) On 11th June 2015 by dhappyking(m): 9:59pm On Jun 11, 2015
Chanchit:


Guy abeg I don even forget the match, I knew we can't win that match, so I didn't bother watch the second half. Till date Samson Siasia still remains my best Nigerian coach cos he thinks like a fan, he has a tactics for each match but all this akanchawa coach weh full nigeria now hmmmm, enough said.

I am with you, guy on Siasia. I hold that guy in high esteem. When it comes to coaching he has something that most of our local coaches lack. He locks his ego and sentiments in his cupboard at home and plays to give Nigerians a good match as well as victory. You may deny this but one can not deny how obvious his tactics and how fluid the teams he coaches are.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Germany: U20 World Cup (0 - 1) On 11th June 2015 by dhappyking(m): 9:48pm On Jun 11, 2015
Chanchit:


Guy abeg I don even forget the match, I knew we can't win that match, so I didn't bother watch the second half. Till date Samson Siasia still remains my best Nigerian coach cos he thinks like a fan, he has a tactics for each match but all this akanchawa coach weh full nigeria now hmmmm, enough said.

I am with you, guy on Siasia. I hold that guy in high esteem. When it comes to coaching he has something that most of our local coaches lack. He locks his ego and sentiments in his cupboard at home and plays to give Nigeria a good match as well as victory.
Politics / Re: APC Rejects Saraki, Dogara As Senate President, Speaker by dhappyking(m): 9:40pm On Jun 09, 2015
It still intrigues me as to why those APC members decided to hold a meeting, in a venue outside their chambers on an Inauguration Day.Politics can be interesting at times, with all the drama, prologue, climax et al! Season eight is definitely going to be very interesting.

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