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Crime / Re: Anthony Okolie Gives DSS 24 Hours To Pay ₦10 Million Damages by dhappyking(m): 5:30am On May 22, 2020
I will be pleasantly surprised if DSS pays him even ₦10, much more ₦10m. It is unfortunate, but Naija is like that. May God help us
Romance / Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by dhappyking(m): 5:21am On May 22, 2020
Ladies night Dy too comment for this main post. Check the stats and tell me if I am wrong.
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by dhappyking(m): 8:30am On May 19, 2020
My two Kobo. Apply patience here. Try as much as possible to find out why she is so stingy with everything. Is it who she is? Is she angry with you or just trying to prove a point? Is it because if her pregnancy? You can do this by talking to her directly or getting someone very close to her to get the info for you. I advice that you apply caution because of her pregnancy. If this continues after her delivery, you should know what to do
Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by dhappyking(m): 5:55pm On May 18, 2020
Your mom has read the hand writing on the wall. She just captured the scenerio in those few words. That girl is controlling you. You will do anything for her, including carrying the mango on your head if she puts it there. Guy, you are showing so.much sympathy to your girl and you believe you can change her anger issue. I will be honest with you, YOU CAN NOT. A stich in time saves nine.

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Business / Re: CBN & Bankers Committee Suspends Lay-offs In Banks by dhappyking(m): 8:40pm On May 03, 2020
If you believe this, you will believe anything. This is not the first time they are reaching this type of agreement. Ok, where will the staff of more than 300 branches Access bank intends to close work? From home. The banks will be doing their thing quietly. Don't just bank on that paper.
Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by dhappyking(m): 1:38pm On Apr 28, 2020
khome:
I invested since last year and i am still enjoying my 20% interest.

20%? From what, please?
Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by dhappyking(m): 1:08pm On Apr 28, 2020
IAMTHEHERO:
It just landed. My due date is 26th

Acct:100**917
DT:27/04/2020:7:14:45 PM
NIP/UBN/MBA FOREX LIMITED ROI/MBA W
CR Amt:NGN600,000.00
Bal:XXXX
REF:372639183

This is the 9th ROI

Long live MBA

To God be the glory.


ENJOY!! By my mental calculation, you are in profit of N1.4m already. Assuming you started with N4m, nine months ago. You have recovered your N4m and made extra N1.4m. This is discounting your capital, of course. Hope you are diversifying your portfolio.
Politics / Re: Lockdown: Free Electricity Is Not For All Nigerians – FG by dhappyking(m): 9:59am On Apr 17, 2020
I rejected poverty many decades ago. No sane person will want to be poor. The Nigerian government's definition of poverty, is to say the least, amazing. May God help our people to progress beyond this level of insults.
Crime / Re: Ebonyi Lady Raped To Death By Her Brother After He Took Man Power by dhappyking(m): 4:13pm On Mar 22, 2020
Aboks:


If the story is fake as you claim, i cant modify the i dont have the power to edit the post, you can info the mod, they are the ones that can remove a topic tnks
You are apparently standing your ground by saying it is a claim. If you can copy a fake story that is as damning as accusing an innocent soul of incest and murder, you should also be able to investigate your posted story and do the needful. Common sense demands that when we make a mistake, we retrace our steps and apologize. You should get across to Seun, admin, or the moderator and get them to take down those pictures. I don't care a hoot about the story, cause it is not even coherent to start with. Any one who takes time to maul it over will find out for himself. For a moment, put your self in the shoes of the person you are falsely accusing. Copied or not you are responsible for putting this post in Nairaland with those pictures. Read .Nairaland policy on posts So, go the extra mile by doing the needful.

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Crime / Re: Ebonyi Lady Raped To Death By Her Brother After He Took Man Power by dhappyking(m): 9:22pm On Mar 21, 2020
nonix22:
I am with the lady right now some where in Abuja, please, disregard this post. She does not even know or have ever met the guy before therein.
Efforts is currently been made to get to the root of the matter.
Thank you
The young man whose pix was used is my counsin. Can we work together on this? If you really know her. We need to expose the mischief maker and let the world know the truth.

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Crime / Re: Ebonyi Lady Raped To Death By Her Brother After He Took Man Power by dhappyking(m): 9:12pm On Mar 21, 2020
Who ever originated this story is very wicked. My advise to the moderators is to take it down ASAP. The real name of the young man in the post is Micheal Obiekwe. You can confirm from his face book profile. He is my cousin, a footballer and from Enugu state and not Ebonyi. Funny enough, they do not even have a girl in his immediate family. In other words, he has NO sister. Whoever used his picture to fabricate this mischief will have God to answer to. In the meantime the family is working at getting to the root of all these. nairaland should take down the story and not be a part of this big lie from the pit of hell! I have been a member for years but shocked at what people are doing here right now.

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Romance / Re: In A Relationship With A Single Mom; Please Advise by dhappyking(m): 3:24pm On Feb 24, 2020
You are not yet married, so me thinks you need to evaluate your options and decide on what exactly you want. There is always a price tag, you know. If you don't love the lady enough to keep her baby, you will need to convince her mother to keep the boy till you can cope. You can not run away from the financial support too. So, you have to compromise or quit the relationship completely. My humble opinion.
Sports / Re: See The NTA Camera Men Covering The Match Between Nigeria Vs Benin by dhappyking(m): 10:07pm On Nov 14, 2019
The show of shame witnessed yesterday is way beyond lack of equipment or working tools. At some points whule the match was on, the camera was focused either on the fans or part of the pitch with no action at all. In otherwords it appeared like he forgot that he was on duty. If that is not incompetence, I wonder what is.
Career / Re: Retirement In Nigeria: How Much Does One Need To Have? by dhappyking(m): 11:05pm On Nov 10, 2019
DameB:
30-50 million naira will maintain a modest lifestyle

Due to inflation and uncertainty in future policies, it's best to not to just save a particular sum of money and hope to live off of it for the rest of one's life.

1) Invest in rented commercial properties and residential properties , also event halls.
(This is the most expensive on the list)
If by retirement you don't have a house but you have money, buy a plot of land below 1M, build a simple 2-3bd that will cost below 6M (nothing lavish)

2) Drop some money in a money markets account with one of the financial banks so it can yield 12-15% interest p.a

3) Get good health insurance plan cos sickness can empty all you save if you are not insured

4) Adopt a healthy lifestyle- worry less, be positive, eat healthy, sleep well, exercise often. What's the point of early retirement if you don't have the physical body to enjoy it

5) Buy an annuity plan from an insurance company or a programmed withdrawal plan from a pension fund company- let them worry about investing and maintaining the funds you invest with them.

6) Guide your kids to be financially responsible so that they wouldn't depend on you financially and won't be planning your early death

This, honestly makes sense .

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Rocks Chioma At Their Son's Naming Ceremony (Photos, Video) by dhappyking(m): 10:41pm On Nov 10, 2019
The pastor ought to advise Davido to go regularize by doing the needful.The child dedication is good , but there is an procedure for doing things. On the arguement of paying bride price. No true Igbo man who knows the tradition will accept the daughter"s bride price when she is pregnant. You may do other things like wine carrying, but bride price will have to wait till she delivers. Quote me.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast: U23 AFCON (0 - 1) Full Time by dhappyking(m): 9:01pm On Nov 09, 2019
Kennyswagz1:
back to sender
Kennyswagz1:
back to sender
And the under 17 team that was recently booted out of the world cup also had so many Nyamirins, abi? I weak for this nature of conclusions.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: © by dhappyking(m): 12:40pm On Nov 05, 2019
How about his offer letter? That will be the best place to start.

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Family / Re: Cheating Husband Chats With Wife On Her Fake Facebook Account by dhappyking(m): 1:46pm On Oct 28, 2019
Just negodi! You created a Fake fb account with a fake personality and fake pix. You added your real husband. You kept leading him on with all the fake things you cooked up till he gave you a fake information. Then you come crying to us with this your fake nollywood script. Assuming for a minute that your story is true, then, what if your husband knew you were the real person behind the fake account and decided to give you a piece of your own pill. Some women self. In fact you Neva Chi chomtin! Please dieoo, so that his version will be realooo.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs You Can Do Before You Get Your Dream Job by dhappyking(m): 5:39pm On Oct 22, 2019
Realfrankie:


You disagree? Well don't be too sure about that till you do your independent verification. This was how some one told me that Otrike Keke rider in Enugu make up to 10k in a day and I doubted him. I took a ride in one two weeks ago and engaged the rider on how much they make. The guy said he makes as much as 12k on some days. Imagine.






200k a month for riding a bike
I disagree unless other bikers will allow you to work alone.

Remember the bike will always develope fault in the course of frequent usage

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Food / Re: Which Nigerian Local Rice Brand Is The Best ? by dhappyking(m): 5:26pm On Oct 16, 2019
ADANI RICE is what we enjoy here in Nsukka, Enugu State. It is confirmed local long grain rice. De-stoned, delicious clean white color after cooking. I got this bag of 25kg for N6,100 just two weeks ago. I learnt same size and quality is going g for N8,000 as at yesterday. That means 50kg will go for N16,000 now.

Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Senegal: AFCON Int'l Friendly Sunday, 16th June, by dhappyking(m): 4:33pm On Jun 16, 2019
Donbabaj:
Which station is airing the friendly match?
We may not view it live if the feelers we are getting is right ''
The game is a closed doors encounter and will not be watched on television. Also, it will not be available for live stream.''

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Politics / Re: INEC Official Results For 2019 Presidential And National Assembly Elections by dhappyking(m): 11:48am On Feb 24, 2019
Lakeshizu:
Am seriously disappointed with my Yoruba folks. The reason the igbo people have is that Obi is there son. What is the reasons Yoruba has?
. Hunger is not a respecter of ethnic group, religious inclination or personality. Den no de tell man.

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Politics / Re: Man Prays Against Buhari's Victory In 2019 Election At The APC Giant Broom by dhappyking(m): 6:59pm On Feb 17, 2019
Demonic APC agents of hardship claim they don't know who erected the demonic broom of idolatry.

If truly they don't, why has it not been removed? Meaning I can erect anything anywhere.

APC, party of the dumb and supported by brain drained fools
(Quote) (Report) 52 Likes (Like) 3 Shares (Un-Share). Don't mind them. If na a piece of rag resembling .Biafran flag, they will mobilize a squad of paramilitary to go and remove it imediately.
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Debate (Live Updates) by dhappyking(m): 7:45pm On Jan 19, 2019
lukaino:
listening to these three sound presidential candidates speak, it goes to show that we have the people who can make that real change urgently needed in Nigeria.
Why can't we all join hands to select a President to be proud of from these young ones?
. We can not, because those who share your view will not vote. And those who will vote do not even understand what you are saying and are not even interested in this interview. Finally those in power usually get their way, so they will eventually decide if your vote will count or not.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2019 Holds After Elections And Inaugurations by dhappyking(m): 8:39am On Jan 11, 2019
As though you guys know the election itself will hold enough drama for all.
Politics / Re: 2019 VP Debate: Uzor Kalu Reacts To Osinbajo’s Performance, Reveals One Thing Ob by dhappyking(m): 1:27pm On Dec 16, 2018
The last time I checked, PDP has apologized to Nigerians and moved on to strategize for the coming elections. We don't need another broken record of a party that will keep dweliing on the past 16 years till thy kingdom come. Oga Orji, we need to move forward, please , as I have never seen any one win a race while looking back wards.
Politics / Re: Buhari And Obasanjo Meet In Addis Ababa After The Letter (Photo) by dhappyking(m): 7:30pm On Jan 28, 2018
It remains Babangida to complete the team of Generals manipulating this nation like a puppet. Until they get tired or God removes them from the equation, we will never make much, if any, progress. Don't ask me how I knew. May God help Nigeria!
Politics / Re: What Lai Mohammed Said About Yaradua When He Was Sick by dhappyking(m): 11:46pm On Jul 11, 2017
Karma, is indeed a Bitch.
Politics / Re: SERAP Sues FG & Fashola Over Inability To Share Free Pre-paid Metre To Nigerians by dhappyking(m): 10:30pm On Jun 11, 2017
There is conspiracy. Don't ask me how or what I mean. If you just think about it for 59 seconds you will. Understand.
Politics / Re: Recall Of Suspended Judges: NJC Fires Back, Says Presidency Lied To Nigerians by dhappyking(m): 10:18pm On Jun 11, 2017
Una Neva shee shometin. Just wait ... make 2019 reach. You can then talk.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa 2019 AFCON Qualifiers: 0 - 2 (Full Time) by dhappyking(m): 7:28pm On Jun 10, 2017
Why not? There was not proper cohesion to show team work in the Nigerian team. SA took their time to study our weakness and we new their game plan. We failed to stop them. I fell bad wheneve SE keeps playing ball backward. It tells their no game plan.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa 2019 AFCON Qualifiers: 0 - 2 (Full Time) by dhappyking(m): 7:10pm On Jun 10, 2017
robosky02:
AKPEYI will never be in goal for us again angry



where is enyeama
. Oliseh eased him out a then scramned. Na wao.

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