₦airaland Forum

First and foremost,that aint Nadia.That's some random chick prolly gerrin a fan pix.
Secondly,Jim aint pointing ish. Lyk WTF you talking bout?
Lastly,WTF you been smoking on?
Or perhaps you have been sniffing cassava flakes?

[quote author=Subomi-luv]I have come to a realisation that it would be best to marry a white man. Ever since i was younger i always felt this attraction to white men, there is just something so sexy and a lil taboo abt white men that i just cannot get out of my system. But its not only physically but mentally too.

White men do not have the same complexes and villager mentality as some of the blk men do. They really know how to make a women feel special and carry their weight around such as helping the lady with chores lovingly, just the way they are also on top of the corporate ladder.

The Alpha males. They strive to be the best and they uplift you and empower you instead of insulting and accussing you of feminism. I was watching a youtube video of britpopprinces with her white husband and the way this guy is damn no blk man would do the same as he does.

Even white men do not have any mishaps abt blk women wearing weaves or being darker or lighter. They see you for yourself. I guess in the past i was shy to admit it. Scared what would ppl say or think. Scared of the stares etc. So i have missed out on some good white guys in the past because of this plus i thought that all just want blk women for one thing. But things are changing, ppl are different.

Dnt judge a person based on hearsay and stereotypes. So women this is now 21st century. Do what you need to do. Date who you want whether white, asian, black, nigerian or non-nigerian. You have only one life to live and be with someone who will make you happy and fit your personality. I love white men and i cannot lie.[/quote]Like seriously who cares?
typing this epistle to intimate us bout your undying love for gringos. who cares?
if you like fall in love with aliens,no one in this damn world gives a damn!!!!!!
You would soon realise why Kate Henshaw removed Nuttal from her name.\
You would soon start craving for some black phallus when you realise how tiny their willy is. hehehehe

ayoflyn: In the season of picture posting I decided to put a picture of a Nairalander in Malaysia

As soon as he finished cleaning the car,he felt it was just right to take a pix? okay!!!

fellis: If this is true then it means that Seun is going to be inseparable from his TV screen for the period of three months that the show will last. I know very well that he is madly in love with her, that is why he always puts her topics on front page.

Seun and his lotion?
Can imagine the numbers of T.o.t.o di.ckyah "womannequins" he has in his crib!!!

Wooow!!!. After collecting ransom? so sad!!!
I guess he was Ngige's deputy?
Cos i haven't heard of him talkless of his been kidnapped
R.I.P.

4 can be demanding for most people!!!. I recommend they purchase bats to whack the heads of their obstinate bosses and colleagues. Carry out your anger with due dilligence.

bin gbagbo: she is pretty
good character
and above all working.
The only problem my brother has with this her fiancee is the fact that she seldom takes her bath.
sometimes, only twice a week.
when my brother complains too, shee will cry the whole day.
Becase of this behaviour, she is always smelling "fish-fish".
Is she a marriage material?

I doubt if he ever samples the kitten. cos if he does, he would always insist on her bathing often. ever perceived a smelly punanni/ EeeeWWWWWW!!!!!!!
You dont wanna go there!!!!!!!

MOD PLS FRONTPAGE. THIS ONE TOO MUST MAKE FP!!!!

Like for real, I smash her so hard, she won't be able to walk straight again!!!!
She be walking bow-legged

The uglier!!, the nastier!!!

Dude what's with the infatuation? Having all of her pix splashed here like we gave a rat's a.r.se bout this ish.
N!gga pls!!!!!!!!

[quote author=Harvard-Grad]I think its better when the cherry is popped early, babysitting a 27 year old virgin is extremely frustrating. I wan resign abeg.[/quote]I feel ya pain brah. Tear it up man. What da phuucck u waiting for?
Put a ring on it or tear it up, she damn too old!!!!
Why the wait for Godot?

mosquitoNet: Goodluck Badbelle Hitler Jonathan. The Dicktator

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I dont get the topic title [/quote]GEJ traducer gaoled for R.A-PE and Attorney travelled incognito to Deutschland to seek mental stability.
Hope i helped?

Anything i say would be sub judicial to the investigations already in place. so in lieu of that,'NO COMMENT"

nikkykay: Chukymoney please am waiting

aproko!!!!
look at her mouth as she is masticating on the popcorn and drinking soda. Does this look like odeon cinema? or silverbird galleria?
your busy body tie wrapper no be small!!!!!

[quote author=gree-die]lol @ d handles above..... weird names [/quote]coming from "gree-die?" THE IRONY!!!!!!!

She or he?
Please get your pronoun right!!!

MEND AND BOKO HARAM.
I APPLIED TO BOTH.
MEND REJECTED ME AND TOOK CHARLES OKAH BECAUSE HE IS HENRY'S BROTHER
BOKO HARAM ALSO REJECTED ME AND TOOK MOOSTAPHA EYEGOBLOW
I WAS ALMOST SIGNED BY ATLANTIC,INSTEAD FAVOURITISM GAVE IT TO VIC-O AND SPEED DARLINGTON

LIFE AIN'T FAIR, WHY EVILZ??

WTF?? EBOLA!! NORMA? WTF??

[quote author=Okija_juju]That Oba is a Biitchass!!

Why is he bowing to the Queen?!

He even left his palace to meet her at the Airport?!

She is shaking him with her gloves on sef!!

Yet his foolish Grandson would not even come out to see the President?

#Typical Nigga Mentality!! [/quote]Okijajuju, always on point!!
From the traditional angle,i stand to be corrected though, i thought a king(Oba) wasn't supposed to bow to a woman?

A whole Oba bowing for her slaveship
The late Jaja of Opobo would not!!!

foluks24: the gloves are part of the dressing and not becos she is in nigeria.

You such a clown!!!
Haven't you noticed this idiosyncratic manner of her "slaveship"?
every where she goes!!. Is she afraid of germs or she just loathsome and intolerant?
I repeat; WHY CAN'T SHE REMOVE HER GLOVES?

WHY CAN'T SHE REMOVE HER GLOVES?

Mization: MEND Resumes Hostilities, Kills 13 Policemen In Bayelsa

By Emmanuel Uzodinma on April 7, 2013

The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta, MEND, on Friday night made real its threat of resuming hostilities by killing 13 policemen in reaction to the sentencing of its leader, Henry Okah by a South African Court.

Okah was sentenced to 24 years imprisonment by a South African court over the October 1, 2010 bombing.

Although, it was still unclear the major reason behind the brutality in Bayelsa, it was gathered that heavily armed militants killed the twelve policemen along the waterways of Southern Ijaw Local Government Area of the state.

Sources put the death toll at 13 while others said 12.

The policemen drawn from the security pool of the Bayelsa State Government House and the state Police Command were on a special duty to Azuzuama in Southern Ijaw local government area where an aide to the state Governor, Mr Kile Selky Torughedi, was burying his mother, when they were ambushed.

Torughedi was recently appointed a Senior Special Adviser to Governor Henry Seriake Dickson on Marine Waterways Security, as part of the State government’s efforts to curb the spate of pirate attacks in the riverine area of the state.

It was learnt that 15 policemen were in the boat providing escort to dignitaries attending the burial when their boat suddenly developed a fault and while they were trying to fix it, a speedboat conveying some armed men opened fire at them killing 13 of them on the spot while the other two jumped into the river.


http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/04/07/mend-resumes-hostilities-kills-13-policemen-in-bayelsa/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=mend-resumes-hostilities-kills-13-policemen-in-bayelsa

Are you sure it was MEND? Have they stated categorically that they were the ones? According to Punch newspaper, it was some aggrieved ex-militants that belonged to the host's(The Young Shall Grow) group that carried out the attack. They carried it out because they felt cheated by their boss,the former warlord who is now a Special adviser to the Bayelsa state govt.So how MEND entered this equation, i cannot fully comprehend!!

So good to know. This good news should be spread!!!

ActiveMan: Porsche panamera GT as an official car in Nigeria!

http://dailies.com.ng/2013/04/04/porsche-panamera-gt-as-an-official-car-in-nigeria/

WHY ARE YOU EXPOSING ME? YOU EVEN PLACED MY LICENSED PLATE HERE?
HELL YEAH!! I DRIVE A PANAMERA GT AND SO WHAT?
IS IT YOUR MONEY?

utumunta: Just went through all d posts 2day and ur name is a recurring decimal. It attests to d fact dat u ar d most sought after nairaland lady!
Congrats! I dnt know what it is dat mks u popular bt i hope its nt ur location, cos if it is...shame on us all.

*PLACESHEREaDVERT* OMO, SUPER COOL OMO, WASHES CLEAN AND BRIGHTENS THAN ANY SNOW!!!!!

tchidi: RuShing to the law court to swear affidavit*

That I was born on 01 April 1990
That my birth certificate was washed away during the last flood in Kogi state.

Signed, Commissioner for oath!

*slips him rumpled 500 naira*

looks at the 500 naira note*
wetin be this?
you no get TONTO eHN? _{my dike eh!!}

What is going on here?
Is this nairap.orn?

teejayreal: The only time you see celebrity ladies dodging questions is when it has to do with their escapades. Ask a Naija babe in the entertainment
industry any question, she will answer you with
laughs, unless she has drop one or two kids out of wedlock.
Omawunmi is in
this category.
She said she’s waiting for her right man to come.

See her latest
interview below…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_ embedded&v=GphxLE3QjMQ

If you ask me
Na who i go yan?
The matter wey dey so...
e heavy for mouf
if u ask me the matter for ground......
na who i go yarn........
*insertTrumpethere*