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Temi 23: Good day Nairalanders,
I will love to share my experience with Nigeria Bus;why is it that some of the owner of these bus don't know how to service their machine. For example if you board a bus going to any state in nigeria, until the passenger filled up and the bus start to move that's when the driver will know that he doesn't have petrol,he has not pump is tyre and βε̲̣ wasting the passengers time. Does Nigeria Bus really worth it? If you put on white cloth and you enter into any one of them before u get to your destination the white would have turned to black especially dry season oh gush can't imagine.

Pls feel free to share your experience

mY EXPERIENCE? I never said i was a conductor nay driver. ok 5 years experience. Hope you are satisfied?

Johnnoah1st: Super story? Wen did adenuga [b}started{/b} being a novel writer?

huh? say what?

WHAT IS THIS?

Kidnappers on the prowl. No more oil bunkering and foreigners adultnapping. what we have now is any form of kidnapping. my neighbour's goat was goatnapped the other day. It was another neighbour that discovered that the goat had died after he had finished eating the isi ewu he was served at Iya Basira chop and clean mouth restaurant.He suddenly realised that it was billy he just partook in eating.
The case is still pending in court as we speak
I pray the lady is found
R.I.P. Billy the goat!!!1

adulthood: Life as a good-looking guy is far different from what the average guy/ugly guys go through. No offense but for handsome guys the game is different. They usually have no idea on how to woo a woman, because all their lives they never had to make an effort to get girls to flirt with them. When in a social gathering, the girls would always treat them differently. Every girl will always be too nice to them or always flirt with them, making them the center of attention wherever they go. Life can be frustrating, as some guys may start disliking them for the fact that every girl always wanna be around them.

Personally their orientation is different as they tend to be very self conscious, conceited, selfish, intolerant, proud, and arrogant. They hardly make an effort to talk to a woman because they are used to girls talking to them first.

The funny thing is if a goodlooking guy isnt careful he may end up being sad and miserable, because his blessings could also be his curse. Personally i had to tell myself that i am not goodlooking whatsoever in other to have a normal human orientation. I was becoming too full of myself, never talked to any girl first because they always talked to me first. It started to affect me as i thought i was too good for any girl. Right now the game has changed for me because i dont care how i look anymore. I now initiate convos with girls first and i try to be the normal guy that isnt too self conscious and think the world revolves around him.

(the normal game for the average guy is the ability to flirt with a girl, respect her, care for her. Be nice to people, and be all round humble, polite and caring to the opposite gender).

Key point of my writing this is to make aware the fact that good looking guys are playing a different game everyday of their lives. And trust me when i say that game is far from the normal game that the average guy plays on a daily basis. their kinda game is mean, selfish and delicate and can ruin a persons life.

I have played this game and trust me when i say this game is a bundle of paranoia and restlessness.

delusion of the grandeur.
No homo, but i'm sure Bance fine pass you!!!!

No offence but who is Lanre Teriba?
Wish him speedy recovery!!!

iamswizz: ILLUMINATI[img][/img][url][/url][email][/email][sub][/sub][sup][/sup][center][/center][right][/right]

Thank you for spelling it for us. Now i can spell illuminati!!!!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!

how come?
apparently, it is only the guilty ones that run. ask Ibori

you agree with her? is our culture and theirs the same?
that is just food for thought
you can do the dishes.

still on tha matter?

WHy won't they treat the Journalist that way? Aint they jealous that we won the AFCON Cup? Isn't it obvious?

dayokanu: Who is the guy in the middle with his oversized trouser,

Looks like Jonathan

that should be tito the fire of the gentleman group. niccur musical career is dead. was popular as a musician,veejay and presenter in the 90's.

Abrantie: If I read correctly, that dude now has no kidneys. I say that's a lie. There's no way a human being can survive for a week without kidneys.

YOU READ WRONG!!

Naijalane: [size=90pt]Some people only knows how to abuse but can't write. Why all this insult?? Is it because he tells you what he witnessed? When does NAIRALAND turns to Lecture hall?? What is important is to understand the story. Oya Nairaland Grammar Error scanners, scan this my comment and FIND many errors. Bad mouth peoples.[/size] You people lack spirit of encouragement

[size=50pt]ghen ghen!!!!! GBAGAUN IN 3D[/size]

Let us eat!!!!!!!!!
Save the skin for my shoes!!!!

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You mean Player Hating Degree?
Nothing. Zilch.Just broke "a.s.SSness!!!!"

rokiatu: For me nothing!! Am not even wasting any energy, time or money on it. But I will take gifts, gestures or any romantic stuff that comes my way.

What about you? What do you plan on doing with your lover?

No offence to single folks.

no problem bout the gifts,gestures et al.
But when i want you to go down low.
YOU MUST GO DOWN LOW
First of all, GO DOWN LOW!!!!!!!!!
Lets make it sweat. bust-a-nut and knocking boots!!!!!
try and figure out the square root of 69. it should be 8 ( sounds like "eat" sumthin' )*wink* *wink*
Don't forget role playing. come with a whip. spanky doddle!!!

2-1 in favour of Burkina Faso.
Nigeria may lose
according to the oracle at Delphi

zoelife: Been worried lately over this issue. He's a great guy, loving, kind and all. Yet time and time again the issue comes up if I'm still with him, or if there's someone somewhere who's probably doing better than him. Getting a little worked up over things I call 'trivial' like not knowing my friends(I'm not a crowd person. My friends are mostly married women. Or guys. That's me),etc.
Not that he's being unpleasant, but the thing here is, I'm wat u cld call an 'alpha female'. Ambitious, driven and visionary. These I think give him the 'not good enuff' feeling, plus the fact dat he's still a beginner(I'm not yet there either). Whenever he expresses such feelings, I feel him too and attimes wonder to myself, if truly there's someone better for me out there. I dunno.
Sound advice NLers needed, married folks welcome. Tks

sexybash: i understand sometimes they are scared that in the future you success my supass their own, it painfull but what can you do you are born that way you are on the right track its either he is willing to stay or let go

Who gives a phuckk if your money surpasses mine? it is still my money and you would bring it home to daddy while i spank that a.R.Se for a job well done!!!!!. Pimpin' ain't easy ya feel me?

But on a serious note,it just doesn't matter. What i expect of you is to motivate him, help him discover his talent and develop them through your love and support. Don't underestimate your powers, o ye women. Behind every successful man........................ you know the rest!!!!!

playto: My babe fine pass her

you dating Goldie?

oluwadare26: God, c grammer!

yehhh!!!! see mumu. you did not see the inverted commas?

serves the nigerian right. maybe that would be a wake up call for her and her likes to start a revolution in Nigeria. We have what it takes. Let us start to demand our rights from our leaders. They want to waste our generation. We should not allow them.
Heed the clarion call.
Let clean the Augean Stable /rot in the educational sector and all other sectors in Nigeria NOW
They do not care because their children are sent abroad with our money and they finish as at when due while they bastardise our own educational system, delay most graduates' calculated year of graduation, making it impossible for some to reach the age-limit benchmark set by most organisations . WAKE UP YOUTH. WE ARE THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW!!!!!!!
AND OUR TOMORROW IS TODAY!!!!!

ijawkid: ....

Hahahahahahahaha....................

That guy na scam............not even Jesus when he was a human could have survived 70 years without food and water........

hey!!!careful, u just broke the xtian rule. Ask EL-Rufai,He would xplain better. I envisage CAN picking on this!!!!!!

jmoore: T.A. Orji Is Like Nelson Mandela Says Abia State Commissioner


The Abia state commissioner of information said that T.A. Orji is to Abia state what Nelson Mandela is to South Africa.
He said this on radio describing T.A.Orji as a liberator of the people of Abia state. He blamed the current condition of the state on the former Governor Orji Uzor Kalu and his mother who held the state under spell.
The commissioner said what T.A.Orji is doing now is laying a good foundation for future governors of the state.


Listening to this commissioner comparing T.A.Orji to Mandela was like a big insult to the people of South Africa and those who know the life of Nelson Mandela.
What did T.A.Orji achieve in his first term? F9
Laying good foundation? Everytime a governor comes in he/she will start a new foundation..smh

Good foundation? huh? is he building a new Government house?

Obinoscopy: If not for the unfriendliness and lackadaisical attitude of the Nigeria Police, I'd say this case be reported to them so as to track the trade chain for stolen products from the US that ends up here. But we all know what happens if it is reported. You might be detained as the primary suspect after which they will request money from you to release you.

Ideally what the Nigeria Police shld do is to work closely with Interpol to monitor how stolen gadgets like BB and the likes finally ends up here in Nigeria. But all they are concerned about is detension of the innocent and their bail money (even though it'll be written boldly on their Notice Board that Bail is Free)

SMH for the Nigeria Police.

You really need to stop watching CSI and the likes!!. It is obvious that it is affecting you!!!!

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mdsocks: mtscheww...the name no even dey there

How many times must i tell you to always put on your recommended glasses when reading?