₦airaland Forum

Rooneyboy: u better shut ur trap if u no want make I open ur yansh here.

I think you two should get a room and stop washing your dirty linen here!!
smh @ these Elton John peeps!!!!!

sexkillz

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What is this?
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FreeGlobe: I thought you are Niger Deltan or is Delta state not Niger Delta again. You are a fraud.

@topic
I believe the monies are shared in one way or the other with the people with the politicians pocketing the lion share.I used to stay in PH and there almost everybody depends on funds coming from govt house in form or the other especially during odili's time! Ikwerre people are particularly lazy and only interested in sharing money and exchanging lands.

Dude, he is only been objective and setting sentiments aside!!. Apparently, you find this very hard to simmer down!!!!

Flytefalls: Sorry, what's your name again?!

Huh? Choke on it!!!!!!

Flytefalls: Don't need him to be blinging, I don't wear metals either. Stay natural

stay natural? like your hair do?your attitude? your make up?your a.s.s? your teeth?
yeah!! i get you!!!

Harwo: Fire again?...I'm relocating to Australia!

LOOL. Got your sarcasm.
With the fire outbreak there of recent that is worse than a mere Shoprite incident?
lmao once again. Maybe i should relocate to hell then if you are going to australia!!

National Enquirer?
Tabloid newspaper

e mandman: Mtchewww
i thought d topic is abt real "coke"

EXACTLY!!!!

movmentish: I'm addicted to coke,I drink an average of 6 bottles per day. What I want to know is what are the long term effects of drinking it like I do (I hope pot belly aint one of it),and how will I quit

MSTCHEWWW!!!!!!!!!.
I even thought you were referring to coke.

lekzy007: I do ponder over this each time i see people sitting adjacent to the driver sleeping while the car/bus is on motion.as for me i dont like such people to sit at the front while am driving my family know me for that.what's your own view on this nairalanders.

They sleep because they are tired. Simple

okpara ugo: I love ladies wearing low cut. Lowcut is for beautiful women.

An ugly lady cannot and i repeat will never like to wear low cut. Make up and long hair are un-necessary. Do your research.

Damn!!!. u beat me to this. I swear down!!!. I have always emphasize this, irrespective of the fact that all the make up, brazilian,german,russian,dog hair accentuates their beauty, natural beauty is still the best!!. Low cut is beautiful. Ditto dreadlocks too!!!.

I mean u Don't want to wake up after ur 1st night and wonder what u got married to as u stare @ what is sleeping on ur bed!!!!!
Anytime anyday!!!

If you do not give me the job, i would give you an offer you would find so hard to refuse!!!!!!!!!!!!

ogundokun: I am a goal-getter

i am a go-get-her!!!!!!!!!!

saxywale: RIP. The Killing has got cultism written all over it.

mumu

nep2ra: Well...

Said...............

i don't. I am used to trafficbutter (twitter: @trafficbutter) whenever i am in Lagos!!!

David Mark is trying to block Hiteethcool from contesting for the Presidency position. That is why he is so hard on this gay thing.
Cos Hiteethcool is tear tear man!!!!

If you paid them,would you tell in the first place?
Dana airlines. ARE YOU A LEARNER?

bobokelly: This is terrible, why was nigerian becomes goats in UK?, R.I.P, AKANBI.

in english please!!!!!

Obasanjo to back Jonathan?
i have always known that Jonathan is a baby
Why must he be backed?
Would Obasanjo also breastfeed him?

hehehe. getting expelled for not attending chapel.
Heaven is not by force. you know

rayne, three doors down, boys like girls,sum 41, blink 182, good charlotte, bullet for my valentine, nickel back, hoobastank,coldplay,maroon 5,daughtry,...................i mean the list is endless

In-house selection
Iwu was here!!!!
No more iwurururu, no more jegajega

siddon look like the late Bola Ige cos if you talk, you would kpeme!!!!

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73 Times? I doubt if he calls his wife/wives this much!!
or this is on some tear. a.z.z level? hmmmm..........

Idowuogbo: ROFtlmaoooo!! guy u dey mading

A Good thing my X did for me?
She never told me Y she became X
She was a B. Tho'
I could C through her!!
All she cared bout was the D.as a capable E, murdered the V well.
We F aLl day till we H.
We always got I before we phuccked.
She preferred J to skunk.
Don't ask me to explain that! K?
She made me see L. Mmmm.....
N she was an O.
Pity those that set P with her
Almost evry guy Q for her p.uu.ssy
R y'all getting the drift?
S happens tho'.
T u can't take it no more
U let dt V out the door!!