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Stallion77: Sorry Sir, we hardly think of that when we are on that frequency oh!

coming from a lady stallion like you?
i'm impressed!!!
drinks on me
i'm buying the bar forget Falana/Keyamo and the likes!!!!
What are you having? the ubuquitous Alomo bitters mixed with spanish fly?
or quintessential Ciroc/Nuvo for the stallion
i'm okay with my burantashi cos the night is still young and i really do know how to ride a stallion so damn well if you know what i mean
giddy up giddy up *whiplash*

[quote author=agoha_vivi]I recently went to see a friend who narrated to me, how her neighbour lost her 7year old child to worms.

According to her, the girl had not been feeling well for some time. She was vomitting frequently and had lost a lot of weight. On visiting the hospital, the doctors kept treating her for malaria and thyphoid to no avail. Eventually, the child died.

Her uncle who visited from the UK a few days before insisted on an autopsy which the parents declined because they felt it wasn't necessary but the uncle persisted and even took up the expense involved. To everyone's surprise worms were the culprit. I was told that the family doctor felt so bad for not having the slightest suspicion that worms were responsible for the childs ailment. The mum almost resumed her mourning because she was so filled with regret that with only a dose of zentel that costs just N150 she could have saved her child.

Immediately I left my friends place I rushed to a pharmacy to buy zentel for every member of my family.

Deworming is somthing we rarely takes seriously yet it's been proven to be a life saver.[/quote]ZEntel? why zentel? Isn't it worm? Just to de-worm? just drink salty water. that should do the trick? shouldn't it?

Words to Malcolm X, the chicken has indeed come home to roost.
@OP: What you got was a covenanted slap and covenanted experience specially reserved for Kings and Queens of C.U.
Praise the Most High if you saw stars after the slaps and beatings
That is a glorious vision!!!

or better yet, plan towards owing your house. You can achieve this in lieu of NHF and Primary Mortgage Institutions. Get that loan!!

In respect of talking ATM, Wait for HEritage Bank. They intend to erect such in their various branches(#thisisnotthenews.com)

yuzedo: "ATM Machine"??

Automated Teller Machine Machine??

Well done!

clap for yasef!!!!

LOOK FOR MR RIGHT at the right time(early) before you become expired and no longer relevant in the market. We guys always check the expiry date of y'all!!!!!

Like we didn't criticise Osaze,YakubOO Aiyegbemi even Stealveen Keshshi
Trash talking. Trying to be sentimental.

A.S.S HELL NOW!!!!!

[quote author=Okija_juju]Yes indeed they were provoked...

Why will the NSCDC give the Police a wrong website?!

The Nigerian Police spent over 2 hrs in a cyber cafe searching for ww.nscdc/datsall.. [/quote]

HotNaijaBabe: Yeah, he is handsome..

#But, me like them dark and Manly..Not some pouty men with girly looks..na na..


*sides, I don't dig carrot-like ish*

You know how we do what we do? Tell em shawty!!!.
P.S: hope to see you soonest. Don't forget to bring the whipped cream and handcuffs we talked about the last time!. Love making is bout ta transliterate to cloud 9!!!!!

mysticgal: he not handsome than my choirmaster.

Thanks for the acknowledgement,but you didn't have to come all the way to nairaland to state this!!. Guess you are the shy type. See you in church on. Hope you haven't forgotten that choir rehearsal is on Saturday?

Svelteb: Yep, he is handsome but my bf is more handsome than this dude........

Tell em honey!!!!
*smacks that a.s.s!!!*

dammytosh: My brother, i was tired when people started raining curses on the innocent girl yesterday. I expect the 'learned' nairalanders to know that no celebrity will ever tweet that type of nonsense.

Any way, this is Nairaland. Where you have freedom of typing as long as you can afford a tecno phone.

Dude you got it wrong there. Infact celebrities(especially controversial ones!who isn't among them?) DO tweet that type of nonsense. When the abuses get much,they either delete the offensive tweet or delete their twitter accounts.
In Kim's case, c'mon we all know she had more followers than the parody account do,but you never can tell, perhaps she just wanted to play a fast one on herself and surreptitiously opened a fake account in her name just to tweet that(Yeah!!!Brunettes can be that dumb!!!).
All in all, Don't give a *removedbySeunOsewa* what she says, she loves plonkers/schlong/johnny thomases like mine cos it runs so deep, she be screaming for more. Damn!! girls get so religious when they knocking boots.Speaking in tongues and calliing hmmm.......

Who is this?
Iteethcool Abubakar's daughter?
And if she is,_________ (Fill in the gap)



.10 marks

goldfish80: "Τhe man who is described as behaving like a beast would often in his behavior be a disgrace to any known animal".. Stephanie LaLand

A lizard just nodded in agreement to this. SMDH!!!!!

POLICE CAP: No fun here... I'm going to 2face's wedding jor...

At this time? How did you escape from Yaba Left?
You haven't used your drugs?

ItsModella: I read the news some weeks back and I was so touched. So honest people still exist out there? Maybe I can renew my faith in humanity.

Things fall apart. The centre cannot hold any longer!!!!. R.I.P.

Idowuogbo: Exactly! y do people down dat bitter shyte?

no be your fault. na soso sweet tinz u like huh?
you just lie there in bed doing nothing while omo man don charge wit a bottle of Alomo Bitters or PowerHorse they fire they go/nack akpako!!!!!!!!!!

bilms: I hear some people say,a day can't go by without taking liquo,because to them,they don't feel alright without it. But what exactly do they gain from drinking it everyday to the extent that they can't do without it? some even use their last kobo to buy a bear. I think alcohol is more than refreshment,there must be something else.

Bear? that is so strange to me. Why would a sane human being buy a bear knowing fully well that he/she may be mauled to death by one? crass stupidity if you ask me!!!!
Or you talking bout/meant 17:59?

laylow001: Men!!!Men!!!Men!!!
So complicated,
So confusing,
So hard to please.
If u try 2 pls dem, u re cheap. If u make love (sex) to them, u're a LovePeddler. If u don't, u re playing hard to get.
If u show dem u love dem, u're too emotional.
If u don't show it, u don't love dem.
If u give them attention, u're bugging them, if u
don't u're with other men. If u demand for
attention u're a nagging
woman, if u don't u're not understandable
If u dress sexy, u're attracting other men
If u don't , u're awkward & local.
If u cook & wash their clothes u're desperate
If u don't, u're not a wife material.
If u go to club/party, u're too exposed
If u don't, u're naïve.
If u re beautiful, u can't stay wit 1 man
If u're ugly, u're not up to standard. If u're
independent, u're chasing men away
If u're dependent, u're a liability:
If u try 2 satisfy dem in bed, U're a sex addict
If u don't, u're making sex boring. If u'r pregnant, u
want to trap them: If u're not pregnant, u're not a
woman or might hv damaged ur womb
If u ask men for money
U're too demanding
What do men really want? Does that mean they
don't even know what they want? They can be
so annoying!!! GOSH!! please, answer dis question: if
u are a man pls be sincere, WHAT DO MEN
REALLY WANT? But if u are a woman, IS IT TRUE?

We want Quality polishing!!!. Shining of that-thing-that-must-not-be-mentioned.
Ohh i forgot to add,......cook,clean,soccer moments,space, another girl(mistress) and you know the rest!!!!!

Where is B-Red and the other side kick of Davido?
(10 marks)

Open Market Operations(OMO)

who she man. ayaka ayoko. mene mene . i was goes around to see the queen.
i have no left yanuze land from the yoriness of ganazaka. opawpaw!!!!!

Afam4eva: [size=14pt]Ruggedman should shut up and stick to rap. This is not rap matter, so he should leave matter for mathias.When does he know about journalism? Everybody just wants to sound intelligent sha.[/size]

huh? say what?

Seun: Source?

You can't spell sauce?

Unknown Member: They have set-up a BOARD OF INQUIRY to travel to Dakar, stay in an all expense paid Hotel, drive around in convoys, eat good food, collect pocket money(allowance), all being paid for by Tax payers..

If the Government wants to know whats wrong with the Nigerian Embassies, they dont need to step out of their offices just yet. Simply set-up a website and spread the words to Nigerians in Diaspora to make complaints and name officials that are problematic. I bet you that in under 1 week, they will recieve over 1 million responses, complete with names of officials, addresses of the embassies and even pictures.

Nigerian embassy officials are a bunch of shameless goats that have succeeded in showing that Nigeria is a useless country to the entire world. The Senegalese embassy matter was not an attack, simply a protest by Nigerians.


_{FIRST TO COMMENT.. To God be the Glory. Otito diri Jesu. Amen!}

Ever heard of SERVICOM? Apparently, you haven't

But I have been on nairaland since 2000 nao!. How come y'all saying 8yrs? Am I miSsing something?

[quote author=~vicky~]we are moving forward [/quote]We are moving forward?
Na u get nairaland? Or u b shareholderess?

LOL