₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,329,641 members, 8,441,640 topics. Date: Wednesday, 08 July 2026 at 08:36 PM

Toggle theme

DICKtator's Posts

Nairaland ForumDICKtator's ProfileDICKtator's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 (of 110 pages)

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can A Person Genotype Be A Cause For Failing Bank Medical Test by DICKtator: 2:19pm On Apr 30, 2013
YES. Even though they would not explicitly state it,it is one of the factors that affects chances of grabbing that job
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Female Fan Tattoos Davido’s “See Gobe" On Her Back (Picture) by DICKtator: 11:55am On Apr 30, 2013
This is funny
But who actually is Gobe?
Is that him tattooed on her back?
grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Man Jailed For 45yrs For Stealing Aregbesola’s Phone by DICKtator: 11:53am On Apr 30, 2013
LOOL. hE LUCKY HE ESCAPED THE SHARIA LAW. OSUN STATESTATE OF OSUN MAY SOON BE A "SHARIA" STATE
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander With Kingsley Ogbonna(dawuda) by DICKtator: 3:15pm On Apr 28, 2013
Scarpon: I decided to join the new stunt in nairaland picture was taken in 2009 when he came for my dad birthday hope I make front page this time
But you look alike. How can you convince me that he isn't your father?
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy's Wife Dianne And Daughter (Pictures) by DICKtator: 1:14pm On Apr 28, 2013
There is nothing hilarious bout this pix
grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Banning Of Daytime Movement Of Fuel Tankers And Trailers In Nigeria Campaign! by DICKtator: 1:11pm On Apr 28, 2013
I know the Lagos state government has banned the tanker-driving during daytime.They are only allowed to move at night.
Not just tanker-drivers. all motorist should be banned i guess.
What we need is a holistic approach to this. FRSC is not functioning properly. They should have a database of cars in the country.The numbers of vehicles,those that are road-worthy and that are not. The latter should be impounded and de-registered.
Everything still borders down to the government
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Should I Say Yes To Her Proposal by DICKtator: 3:04pm On Apr 27, 2013
efia suny: She Said she will Offer me everything in life i agree 2 marry. should say yes?
Tell her to wait till February 29 before she propose to you.Till then ,continue to polish her!!!!!
But you know that it should be the other way round?
Desperate spinsters on the prowl!!!!!!!
grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Smash Kidnap Syndicate And Arrest 6 by DICKtator: 11:05am On Apr 26, 2013
The kidnappers have been kidnapped!!
These are the ones that do not pay remittance to the police
They would soon "travel' them
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji is Engaged? by DICKtator: 11:01am On Apr 26, 2013
Maybe it is long overdue?

grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by DICKtator: 6:08pm On Apr 18, 2013
"I love my kuntri
i no go lie
na inside am i go live and die"
.............................

grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Linda Ikeji's Family by DICKtator: 3:25pm On Apr 18, 2013
JideTheBlogger: Lovely..huh?

http://vrhcelebbuzz./2013/04/01/meet-celebirity-blogger-linda-ikejis-family/
Even Laila hasn't thought of doing this. So it is JideTheBlogger that has now decided to?
Laila over to..........
Na to de talk about other people.
Now na una turn.......
Right back at you!!!!!!!!
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Friends And My Sister Want To Snatch My Boyfriend : Advice by DICKtator: 10:14am On Apr 18, 2013
marvelck: I'm a in serious dilemma right now. And it has to do with my boyfriend. I'm presently dating a very sweet and cute guy, who works in an oil company . My boyfriend loves me so much, and I also love him dearly. We're not a perfect couple though, but we're always able to handle/resolve our differences maturely.

And the success of our relationship is making my friends to be envious of me. Cos they've been in and out of several relationship, and are presently sober and desperate for love. And to make the matter worse, my younger sister who just broke up with her guy, is also eying my boyfriend. Now, it's me against them. They want my fine, rich and loving boyfriend, and are hell bent on snatching him from me...
Mumu. Maga dey pay
Another pesin wan snatch the maga

you kan dey vex!!
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji And Agbani Darego Straight-Faces (Picture) by DICKtator: 9:51am On Apr 18, 2013
What do you mean by straight face?
Do you know whether the speaker was talking about an unfortunate incident at the moment?
Or maybe they were having a telepathic conversation on who fine pass!!!

grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Wearing A Black Dress: Hot Or Not? by DICKtator: 4:34pm On Apr 17, 2013
ItsModella: She's obviously at a movie location shooting a scene.
CHILL lady!!!!!. This isn't fastest fingers first cos you beat me to this!!!!

grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Solomon Akiyesi And Ezinne's Wedding Pictures by DICKtator: 4:32pm On Apr 17, 2013
ItsModella: King Solomon had 700 wives, 300 concubines.
1000 *CENSORED*
grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Fine Drivers Without LASDRI Licence by DICKtator: 4:01pm On Apr 17, 2013
Yeah i doubt if they are properly trained.
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Picture Of A Nairaland Celebrity Holding Her Husband! by DICKtator: 3:02pm On Apr 17, 2013
nikkypearl: SMH
girl that junk-in-the-trunk

my ohhh my............

she got it from her mama
grin grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Hip Hop Of Our Generation Is Totally Mad And Too Silly To Be Called Music by DICKtator: 10:04am On Apr 17, 2013
Porthable: Seriozzlly?? U just talked about kendrick like dat?? Have u heard his album?? Then go back and listen to the track in order and u knw what i mean if u still doubt him just try and get any of his mixtapes like "compton unrealsed"
Don't you get?
I mean Kendrick is the best
you may forget the rest
grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What is a 'Good' Job? by DICKtator: 10:03am On Apr 17, 2013
POLITICIAN JOB
grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: When Should A Child Stop Using Pampers? by DICKtator: 6:57pm On Apr 16, 2013
Hey!!! GAEMEN/Gaybriels uses pampers!!!
They don't outgrow that Poo(no pun intended)
grin grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Hip Hop Of Our Generation Is Totally Mad And Too Silly To Be Called Music by DICKtator: 5:28pm On Apr 16, 2013
ItsModella: wallahi, you understand what's up. Kendrick Lamar na the koko, he's the only rapper worth listening to now.
Darling,........... we,..........apparently,...........on,.............the,.........................same,............................,

PAGE!!!!!
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho And Denrele Edun At The MTV Base Party by DICKtator: 5:26pm On Apr 16, 2013
THey dating!!!. Or maybe not?
Princess fiona
grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Okupe Didnt Label Buhari As Boko-haram Sponsor by DICKtator: 5:21pm On Apr 16, 2013
Okay. Journalist loves to quote outta context/state what was never said, most of the time Cowards.Sensationalism has superseded the truth all to grab reader's attention and boost up their earnings Talking before thinking!!
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Eucharia Anunobi Spotted At An Event: Hot Or Not by DICKtator: 5:18pm On Apr 16, 2013
Madam the Pastress!!!
The "MEAN"istry is moving!!!!
grin grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Hip Hop Of Our Generation Is Totally Mad And Too Silly To Be Called Music by DICKtator: 3:26pm On Apr 16, 2013
druid06: I feel you dude, you just described how I feel about the way rap/hip-hop is.. Too many fakes out there with their wack lyrics. All they talk about is fu0cking bitches, making money and getting high. Heck, one M.C even rapped about having the biggest d-ick so he could fu0ck the world in 72hrs.. WTF is that?? hahaha..lol.... I've switched genre and I'm more into slow rock and maybe once in a while listen to my old rap albums. Hip-hop is dead. It's prime was in the 80's, died in the 90's from then on, it was all just trash.
Dude you talkin bout Kendrick Lamar? You apparently don't know ish bout metaphors!!
go and listen to that track again "BacksEAT Freestyle"
and get the metaphors in it
goodluck,.... not like jonathan

grin grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Hip Hop Of Our Generation Is Totally Mad And Too Silly To Be Called Music by DICKtator: 1:26pm On Apr 16, 2013
1ndidi2: Poetic justice kiss
WAIT!!!
You listen to rap? shocked shocked shocked shocked
daz lovely!!!!
Feeling "Backseat Freestyle @ the moment
cool cool cool cool




grin grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Hip Hop Of Our Generation Is Totally Mad And Too Silly To Be Called Music by DICKtator: 9:45am On Apr 16, 2013
Kendrick Lamar

daz all...............

grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Start As Friends Or Declare Your Intentions From Start? by DICKtator: 4:03pm On Apr 14, 2013
Br3nd4: Making your intentions known from the start doesnt appeal to most ladies. Like when i meet a guy today, he gets my number and tomorow he's telling me he loves me.. Really cocky I must say

On the contrary being friends first makes every thing magical, you get to know each others strength and weaknesses, you know what makes him/her happy or sad and the nerves not to step on buh then again there's a thin line that must'nt be crossed if ever youre considering going into a relationship.

For me starting as friends has always worked..
Story!!
@op: Go straight to tha point!!
Let em know,like I always say,
"ARE WE PHUCCKING OR WAT?"
I know she wants this dig bick!!!
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: M.I's Mercedes CLS Stolen In Abuja by DICKtator: 3:26pm On Apr 14, 2013
ifeomabernard: when i saw the tweet on twitter i thought it was royce or phamton undecided
lmao @ this!!
very funny!!
okay,...since you left this out too
i thought it was rolls
That makes it three!!!
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Olamide A.k.a Baddo, looking hot and cute In Suit & Tie! (Pictures) by DICKtator: 1:39pm On Apr 13, 2013
YBNL
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Things A Guy Must Learn Before Graduating From University by DICKtator: 1:34pm On Apr 13, 2013
Chinwem: Number 2 and number 6 are false
By the time you come out with good grades and start making money,
Babes will throw themselves at you
You can learn to drive anytime
Exactly what the op mean by "learning how to woo a girl before graduating"
You just buttressed hi point. When you have made your money,you would not know who loves you but the one you wooed when you were nothing and stood by you all through is the best. Not the money-come-woman-come types!!!
So you just confirmed/validated the authenticity of what the op said.
grin grin grin grin

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 (of 110 pages)