₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:




Was her son truly a Yahoo boy?
If no, then that's the problem with my people in Benin City.

Someone that is not into Yahoo will dress like a Yahoo kingpin so that someone who does not know someone who knows him will accord him the respect of someone who has 'touched' money.

Go to Siluko and Upper Sakponba and see boys who have never even been approached to join a cult, flaunt cult colours like they are Excos.

Go to Asotime and see girls whose brezz are fallen and downtrodden wear iron bras that will make you think their brezz are standing firmer than the rock of Gibraltar.

In a city where stereotypical profiling is the order of the day, why will anyone willingly assume false identities that jeopardizes their chances of living in peace knowing that profiling is the modus operandi of SARS?

iamclime:
Trek to Oko-Afo. Then hitch a ride with any tipper en route Badagry. Alight at Roundabout. Then trek again, across the bridge to Gbàjí. Then beg any of the law enforcement personnel there (Customs, Immigration, Police, NDLEA, Quarantine, etc) for a ride to Suntan or Fanuvi Beach. When you get there, take a photo with any phone you have, posing with a coconut tree. Trek/hitch a ride back home using the previous process.
Once you get home, buy some data on your phone. Enter your room and lock the door. Close all windows. Then upload the photos here. Within 30 minutes, your helper will locate you using GPS or your IP address. Best wishes.

franchasng:
Do you have a pussy Is your bumbum big and bouncing Do you whine and twist when you walk What right do you have to ask for anybody to come and take you out Take your time oh, don't try this in 2020, I have warned you

Patrioticman007:
Where are the Amaka people ?, jealousy is killing them.

queenolofofo:
Quite unfortunate
I can't really say much on news like this,but dear Asiwaju,I wish you get this my open letter,and as a ardent believer in your school of politics,I think it is necessary for me to state my opinion.
Dear Asiwaju
We regarded it as rumour when we had you are planning to contest for president come 2023,well,to many like us,it a welcome development, simply because you have paid your dues and more importantly you are true Federalist.But on the other hand Asiwaju,it would have been best if you maintain your position as the Afobaje of this entity called naija.Alot of things are reasons why it best you remain as Afobaje.Baba,Kindly support our very own Fashola or prevail on Attahiru Jega(if must a northerner)to reposition this country. History will be kind to you Baba.But if you so decided you are contesting.we will be left with no option than to support you.
From a ardent supporter

sonnie10:
Bobrisky didn’t need one

Jiokejohn:
My dear brother, the best bet is to marry a woman that loves you without limit. Someone who loves you more than you do. Having such a person as wife is like acquiring an invaluable treasure. Words can't express benefits attached for being lucky to have one as a wife.
Let me highlights some advantages of having such personality as a wife -
1. She will sacrifice everything to make sure that you are happy.
2. She will go beyond her limit to ensure that you succeed.
3. She will never scatter but will keep on gathering for you. Likewise she will never waste but always conserve for you.
4. When she sees you, she see herself. Your worry is her worry. It is always you first.
5. Peradventure your night turns to day, she will never leave you. Even if the whole world deserts you, she is always there for you.
6. She will forever be faithful to you. No man will see her unclothedness. {SHE CAN ONLY TRADE HER unclothedness FOR YOUR SAKE - for instance doing so to save your life (not her own life but yours). This amount to laying her life for you}.
7. You will live longer. Enjoy your life to fullness without heart attack.
Benefits are so enormous.
But if you marry someone that the love you have for her is greater than what she has for you, mark my words, YOU JUST ACQUIRED VISA TO ENDLESS SLAVERY. Your heart will have no peace whenever her countenance changes - heart attack nocking. You will always go extra mile to please her - perpetual slavery. You will forever be held at ransom - her quest will be insatiable. Above all, she will always look for that love she feels for outside.
NB: A woman can endure unfaithful husband till eternity but a man can hardly endure an unfaithful wife for years.
I COULD BE WRONG, BUT THAT IS MY OPINION.
One man's delicacy can be another's poison.
Chose wisely.

passyhansome:
Parte Parte After Parte

Gandollaar:
You should understand life is turn by turn.
Yesterday, Tinubu was in opposition. Today he's in the ruling party calling the shots. I'm yet to see a northerner who won election and paid him homage first before buhari. So everyone has their interest in different places.

But are you suggesting that this new law should exempt Tinubu because he has become very influential in APC politics?

Btw, don't pitch Lyon against the cabal just yet with this your post biko.

NwaAmaikpe:




It is not fair.
It seems Banky W has been written off totally in Nigerian showbiz.
I've not seen him billed for a show.

SarkinYarki:
His salary as First Bank MD was 12 million naira a month , his salary as CBN governor 1.5 million a month so show me how he saved 250 million to buy land , remember he was eating and paying school fees oooo