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U guys saying rubbish against our president wl definitely be here to praise hm later. GEJ wl win and b president and he's going to b our best president,if u r nt happy wt hm go bury ur head in hot Poo

Very funny and i hv experienced d numb 1,2,3.4,9 and d 10th one and i do ask d sem question lol.
Bt i think ths fits beta in d jokes section.

queensmith:
im not sure if this dates back to the 70s but there was a gay dude that played footy in england. the one that commited suicide. that was a while ago 

yes,bt d guy justin wasn't actually Nigerian first player in that bt d guy made a name 4 himself by bn d first british 1m pound black player.http://www.petertatchell.net/sport/justin_fashanu.htm

Is it a must dat everyone wld marry.

@poster
Many private schools are in session so stop disturbing urself.

Mr¬Cork:
errm correction. They spend on my good looks  & charmin pasonality, actualy. I am not a gold  digger

u ar too funny

Mr¬Cork:
to be honest, fat women are  nice  & are the best. they always spend moiney on me

u made a good point here; they wld spend on u because they are nt all that attractive bt may hv a huge bank account,daddys girl.

Mrs, Eve:
It seems though you are attracting them, THEY SAY ALL OF THE SAME PEOPLE FLOCK TOGETHER AND MAGNETIZE TOGETHER,

HMMMMMMMMMM

no,am never attracted to them no matter hw cute she may look.

Mrs, Eve:
If we are going to talk about FUNKY BODIES, There are FUNKY PEOPLE IN BOTH SIZES, I don't know why yall think FUNKY DISCRIMINATE? If you don't wash your nassy arse then you going to be funky REGARDLESS WHAT SIZE YOU ARE,

Now come to think of it, IT APPEARS THAT SOME OF YALL MEN BEEN ATTRACTING FUNKY FAT CHICKS, hmmmm WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU?

regardless of keeping d under clean,fat people smells a lot mostly in hot zones like ours to compare wt less fat ones,those mass of flesh everywhere must react to d heat of d weather and u knw d nxt.
We hv neat fat ones bt majority of them stinks when d weather is hot.

mamaken:
hygene has nothing to do with fat and slim. . . /

yes,bt unhygienic ones are more noticeable in fat women and men too.

mamaken:
where is the need to repeat things twice

u like reading urself?

it smtimes happen when posting thru ur mobile phone bt i got it corrected nw.

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johndoe200:
Another senseless  quote from a walking zombie NL member

u ar very annoyed cos my quote best described ur sistas,mama and ur stinking fat girlfriend. Sorry dude, its natures work on them TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

Fat women are mostly poor in hygiene and lazy in bed.
Pls pardon me my fat sistas.

pareto:
Being lousy.
speaks vernacular all the time.
Being Stingy.

[color=#006600][/color]what do u mean by vernacular? I think u are a Big F.

I look btw 5 to 8yrs younger than my real age and wheneva i tel people my real age they dnt believe me.
People that doesn't knw my family well even assume that my elder sista who is 5yrs older than me was my immediate younger sista when they see both of us 2gether,its just a natural gene frm my mother.
Anyway i luv it in some way and hate it in d other way.

Emeka i hope u're real because i called u and u said u are in Aba why Enugu nw,i dey fear u o!

Thank u GEJ because i cn nw start my clothing business in full force.

Who cares abt going to that f£cked up parasite of a country,i cnt even go there even on a free visa. I rather school in Canada or US or some other EU countries if am going for hussling.
What d hell is driven u people there?

Taborah:
The guy really fooled the house if indeed they thought he has apologised. He was infact defending his submission that their action is tantamount to legislative rascality. One needs to go back to the dictionary and check the meaning of APOLOGIA.

ths guy is really making a mockery of them by hs use of words whch they couldn't comprehend immediately it was spoken.

Is that slot opened only to the northerners or is he d only qualify candidate.

To subscribe to other network depends on d speed of that particular network in ur area bt other ntwork are more stable than mtn bt mtn is faster than them.
U cn try etisalat daily plan just to test their speed b4 deciding on d one to subscribe.

frprof:
Come on! read your source again and stop propagatiing what is not the case. How could u be so attracted by a caption given by those who really want kill the dog and decide to give it a bad name first? The Pope never APROVED THE USE OF CONDOMS. The Catholic Church CANNOT equivocating as you expect. Whatch it before you land yourself in a deep poo

if he didn't then wat point was he trying to make by accepting the use of it, so condom usage shuld nw be a thing of d mind since u classified it as a sin frm ur own point of view,then who are elligible to make use of it in d RCC.?

frprof:
Good question! What, if you wouldnt mind, is the primary goal of sex? Pleasure? Or procreation? I tell you, it is not to be used as a pleasure tool without the readiness to accepting the divine consequenses. Take it or leave it, condom (of course contraceptions) lays aside the later. That is one of the reasons for its prohibition even in marriage.

sex is for both pleasure and procreation and condom is playing an important part in both,for prevention of STD'S and unwanted pregnancy.

The moral angle of it concerning contraception is biblical in the old testament,i cnt remember d quotation bt i knw there's a place that God condemns d spill of semen especially mastubation whch condoms do d same.
So,if d church condemns that, hw then cn a married man control conception since he has to choose btween withdrawal method and use of condom if d wife doesn't like pills.
The world is changing and i think some certain doctrine of d church shuld always amended.

The issue of using condom as a means of preventing the spread of hiv/Aids has finally given a boost by the Pope after decades of deliberation on it. The church stand against it is that legalizing d usage wl gv rise to immorality and thus more spread of d virus bt regards abstinence as the best method of preventing immorality and d spread of hiv and stds.
I am happy wt ths change and we all knws that many catholics world over are breaking the rule and so made it insignificant.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11804943