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If you guys like Biafra so much, just leave Nigeria and go start another country somewhere in the desert Na so they can start alone and not to turn Nigeria to Biafra country . Imagine us going back to northern and southern protectorate just because of some selfish people who have refused to advance with modern times

Jobless Nigerian youths rooting for another country’s downfall like say e go help your situation. Una never get sense

Islie:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/11/13/politicians-with-billions-in-cash-move-against-naira-redesign/

these politicians better use their stored up money to buy properties from those who need the money ooo

MrFollowFollow:
Una go borrow money but una no go gree pay back, now the thing don hook you for neck you begin run helter skelter.

Enjoy your breakfast alone

This is the same fate that awaits Danniyal and the rest of the band of thieves!!!

Be like you no well? If you don’t know just keep mute

Hello guys,
I’m sorry to be a bother to you all but I really need enlightenment on loans. So I went to the bank to update my account and I was told I have a pending loan with a company named “ Arva” . The thing is i don’t know any Arva and I can’t even seem to find them on google. Please if anyone knows the company “Arva” please enlighten me. I want to pay off the loan

Baba. Call your fiancee, sit her down and explain all you have written here to her as honestly possible, take care of the child...

Moi moi

Soldier na Jesus abi

Supreme145:
After sending loads of applications for remote web dev positions throughout December without success I stopped applying and went into blockchain development. Last week I was replying a message on my LinkedIn account when I saw this jnr WordPress developer vacancy that popped up. I just applied since it takes less than a minute to do so on LinkedIn.

I was surprised when they sent me a mail two days later with a link to an assessment which I took and submitted. They got back to me some days later to fix an interview date, I choose Feb 9 among the listed options. The time options included 7pm, 7:15pm and 7:30pm and I chose the 1st option. The interview was supposed to last for just 15 minutes.

I left Chelsea's match that I was watching at half time to prepare for my interview. I asked one of my Nairaland friends for data and he sent me 3gb, I was all set up by 6:44 pm with a Bluetooth that I borrowed from a friend for the occasion. I didn't want any stories. If only I knew what was lying in wait for me....6:52 pm.....Boom!!! NEPA took light.

My laptop was fully charged but knowing fully well that my battery was not trustworthy, it would last 2 hours when it's in a good mood and 5 minutes on it's angry days. I grabbed my charger and extension and ran off to a nearby restaurant in my area. You think Usian Bolt can run baa? If you see my speed this evening you will like me. It was a combination of Bolt and Ben Johnson. I ran like a criminal that was escaping an angry mob about to lynch him, with the way I was grabbing my PC under my armpit I could easily be mistaken for a thief by the way.

I got there by 6:59 pm, plugged my stuffs and connected to the zoom call by 7: 02 pm, the beautiful oyinbo woman was already waiting. While she was in a well lit apartment, I was in a place with red and blue bulbs with my face barely visible even though I supported the light with my phone torch light flashing straight to my face.

She smiled immediately I came online, and murmured something, omo the Bluetooth was not connected o. Something I tested before connecting to the call, I was fumbling with my Bluetooth settings while she kept talking and gesticulating if I could hear her. The Bluetooth was connected to the system but was somehow not working, she saved me from my misery when she suggested we port to google meet for the interview.

I used the opportunity to check my Bluetooth settings well and connected to the call through a link she sent to my mail almost immediately. In the middle of the interview the restaurant gen went off throwing everywhere into darkness.... Omo!!!

I had to keep shining teeth and stretching my small eyes to its elastic limit because they were the only visible things from my end. She burst into laughter and I couldn't help but join her. It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell. I apologized and she told me not to worry that she understands amidst another bout of laughter that she was struggling to contain.

She shaa finished the interview with the normal I will get back to you after accessing the performance of other candidates, I still apologized for my interview settings hoping it won't affect my chances, she assured me that it won't have any bearing on her decision making as regards to selection of the successful candidate. She couldn't stop smiling throughout the interview that lasted for like 20 mins.

I packed my kaya and went home. I laughed my heart out while I narrated everything to my friend who rolled on the floor with laughter. The image of my eyes and teeth in darkness was so hilarious. This was actually my first interview and it will definitely live long in my memory.

Have you experienced something similar?? Please share for the fun

I pray you get the Job

Mylordmygod1:
GOOD DAY NIRALANDERS

I wanted to start up a POS business with my savings of N65k, but the POS man that i consulted to assist me said i would need at least N150k to start up a POS business.

I've really been hustling everyday, doing hard works (especially on bulding sites), taking pain killer drugs on daily basis..

I don't think it will be easy for me to raised my savings up to that amount 'N150k' with the type of work that i do..

I wanted to travel to the city with my ND (National Diploma) result, so i can use it to look for work, I posted it here on nairaland, but 80% of the advice i got from this forum said it will be hard to see a paying job with ND result, while some said it is not even possible. So i couldn't travel again..

Now that my savings isn't enough to start up a POS business, i'm thinking of starting up a standard akara and akamu business and probably extend the business along the run..

As someone known by his people to have went to school, is the business worth the shame?

Shame no dey feed man.... Make your akara and akamu joint different from others.... Innovation..... Uniqueness and the business go give u money.....

Insidenaija:
https://newspremises.com.ng/ill-demolish-houses-that-harbour-cultists-deal-with-parents-ogun-gov-threatens/

very confused man... The state is lacking in road networking and many amenities. Come and see akute roads down to agbado. People are suffering and u are talking of cult. Take care of your state and things would be well.

MadamVanessa:
Waste of time, money and resources. She won't even be smart enough to be attending to patients.

It would have been far more better of her begging on the street than this.

You need divine intervention of receiving of sense

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mugnmuffin:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have an issue that has been on my mind for weeks now. My fiancé and I have been dating for over three years. I love him and he loves me too. We are physically attracted to each other. We’re both catholic but since I graduated, during my service year I gave my life to Christ, got saved and left the Catholic Church. So I’ve been a Pentecostal Christian since then. He on the other hand is still catholic. I subtly try to nudge him to consider getting saved, i.e acknowledging Christ as lord and savior and becoming born again but he is content with his laidback Christian life.

Earlier this year, he asked to meet my parents and I let him. My parents like him especially because my younger sis is married and they have been waiting for me too. They’re glad I’ve someone. However, after the introduction,I regret it. I’m now certain that he’s not the one. I think about my spiritual life and how lukewarm he is about the things of God, I think about kids and how we’ll raise the, with such differing views about God and I’m discouraged. I feel like I’m settling because he checks all the boxes on the checklist of physical attributes. Another mistake I made is, I didn’t pray about this decision and that worries me because anything that involves him,I just act with pausing to ask God, but I always ask God about other aspects of my life. So it’s like my associating with him is a minus for my spiritual life and that’s a huge cause for concern.

At this point, I want to tell my parents I am not convinced it’s him but I’m afraid of the disappointment this will cause. *sigh* I’ll appreciate your thoughts, comments, criticisms...

Na WA for your mentality o. When someone is a Muslim it's problem to you, now someone is a catholic again and u say he hasn't been saved, even your fellow Christian brother no still reach you?
This is a clear indication that Nigeria's problem isn't religion but mental decay. Aunty shake your head to see if it still contains something....

OmoOgunOriginal:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/06/08/ogun-govt-threatens-to-take-over-abandoned-lands-used-as-dumpsites/

Confused people. Ogun wey no get road na house dem want sieze. Wey dem for do road. Demgo fly go sieze the houses na

Officialhorlah:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/06/09/twitter-ban-facebook-instagram-must-register-as-businesses-in-nigeria-lai-mohammed/

E be like these people no get work. Google for register too na

festacman:
TB Joshua was not a saint but he preached message of love of Jesus Christ. Chris Okotie is not a saint but he is preaching the message of Jesus Christ. Both claimed they were called. None of them owns the vineyard. They are mere servants and no servant has the right to judge another.

Since Jesus Christ owns the vineyard and has the ultimate authority to judge the living and the dead, let's allow Him judge.

Chikena!

Really well spoken

So many comments fighting for Nigeria's division, so many comments clamoring for either the Death of soldiers or UGM, forgetting that a relative of yours may be caught in the cross fire. Kudos to all the keyboard warriors out, I pray the fight gets to your doorstep and at that time I'll like to see what your thoughts are

AmadiAba:
BREAKING!! Unknown Gunmen Set Customary and High Court Ablaze in Imo | #IgbereTV

The incident happened in Atta Njaba LGA last night.

Details to follow

https://igberetvnews.com/1391542/unknown-gunmen-set-customary-high-court-ablaze-imo-photos/

. Why burn and destroy properties needed by the general public. Fight the fight at the source.. Go and burn govt house in your state and stop beating about the bush

cutedharmee:
Jus read d story now...so if I may ask u what's your proof that the ediot up there is a soldier

ignorant illiteracy is your problem that's why you are quick to insults as it's the easiest way you feel you'll be heard. Keep it up

Make Nigerian military go on one week strike or compulsory break, if things get better then let it remain so.....

MAGG0T:
[/b]On February this year 2021 a lecturer of federal poly Nekede was shot dead with his course rep a final year student of the school by an airforce personnel at Naze junction in owerri. It's not all news the media carries on daily basis , some zombies here doesn't know what others are passing through in the hands of this useless uniform men.

Their only crime was they parked by the road side and was tagged kidnappers, The foolish Rector of the school Arimanwa didn't raise alarm to seek justice for the slain lecturer

They've been buried and forgotten just like that, and some imbéciles here wants me to pity the Uniform men when any of them is killed, seeing them being killed makes me happy

They go about killing innocent citizens, right now the chicken have come home to roost, they should face the same brutality they subjected to so many of us.[b]

When these " useless uniform men" go on strike in this country, you won't be able to sleep oooo... Let's be guided. Will you throw all the eggs in a crate because few are bad?.... Be wise and condemn what is wrong and praise what is right.... Learn not to be sentimental

Lol..




Una say carry soldiers go....



The same set of people una dey Call zombies... Lol... Wetin Musa no go see for gate?



Lol

Authentic2008:
Good evening family. I am a young of 28yrs old and a final year student of one of the prestigious university in Nigeria.


A few month back, I met this lady who happens to be a student of this same university. At first we started as friends and during this friendship, I discovered that she has a boyfriend but the relationship wasn't that ok. During our friendship, she told me that, it was this guy that breaks the padlock (u know what I mean). At the long run the guy broke up with her due to mistrust,insecurity and mistreatment. During this period of our friendship, I developed feelings for her cus of her trained personality and religious upbringing. As a very sharp guy, i took my opportunity and talk to her, she agreed and we started dating officially. The relationship was very smooth and we mingled also( Hope u understand).


Suddenly, this same ex of hers calls her and begins to apologise. She agree to his pleas without considering my feelings..To cut it short, they started dating back.


Few days later, she came back and started apologising to me saying that she loves me, she feels free whenever she is with me and that I always makes her to concentrate more on the things of God and mostly the qualities she wants in a man that she finds it in me...


But anytime this guy talk to her and beg her, she will agree and go back to him...

Funny enough I've come to love her deeply. Am really confused and I need ur advise on what to do.

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Go and look for Money to better your life bro. Better days ahead

Call thier office to find out if it's legit, that's if u applied for this job

I feel the reason for the delay in legalization of cannabis is just so they can keep reselling the seized merchandise and also to keep the seized 90bn.

CandyOps:
Zombie military. No law no order. Just wear camo and intimidate because you get gun.

No forget say camo na still tailor sow am. The way I'm seeing it after police na army and efcc dem UGM go begin target if things don't get fixed

Mr Law and order. You law and order say make dem kill person na. If na person wey u know die. U go happy?

If she was your best friend, are u sure u were her best friend in return, Or the best friend thing was just in your mind.





LEARN.....

Buh Las Las if you think say military easy as una dey see am. Go do the work.

On my opinion, the military doesn't protect the government, the military is meant to protect and uphold law and order but this motive has been thwarted by people with excessive selfish reasons. The bad thing is that if the military decided to strike for a day, there may be no Nigeria the second day but just fragments of a broken country. Let's just pray for peace and happiness

Bro... Fvck your wife well and you'll live each other more.... Make her want you