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These r the kind of men we have Choose your man.

1st man:
*A good man that loves u very much.
*Comes back home early because he is always thinking about you.
*Has GOD in his life.
*Financially average not too poor but has an income below middle class.
*His d*ck is way below average n your sexual satisfaction is a mess.

2nd man:

*A picker
*You met him at a pick-up joint.
*His friends are all women changers and you were aware b4 you met him, tho he promised to change.But as u know promises r made to be broken and he has broken his many times
* He has the money to throw around.
*Has an average d*ck. That seem to be able to satisfy you.

3rd man:

*Holy Holy man.
*Honest and truthful to his fault.
*Survival is in the narrow range. Almost suffocating in poverty
*Sex is 3rd rated and had when extremely necessary cos he is always thinking about the end time and preaching.
*Has an average d*ck as well.


4th man:

*He throws u upside down sexually
*His d*ck is a bomb! and he is consider a rear breed.
*No good job and you r the major income earner
*You seem to be the head of the house.
*He is somewhat faithful because he knows you r in the drivers seat.
*When ever he cheats he does it perfectly and not even your best plan can detect him. What you don't know cant hurt u right? and he keeps cheating even wit your best friends.

5th man.

Middle income earner.
sexual activity average.
Unfriendly mother n family (in-laws)
Has brutal anger problem.
but somewht ok

6th man.

*Handsome, cute, loving.
*Wants what you want, share what you share.
*good love maker, always ready to make his woman happy.
*sees his woman as a queen and treats her same.
*slightly above average income earner, earned it through consistent hard work on a business he grew from scratch.
Your probability of coming across him?? 1/100 how difficult. Consider for example u live in Lagos and he lives in Maiduguri. Or you live in Calabar and he lives in Sokoto.

7th man.

*Good man
*A bank manager.
*Very good d*ck.
*Sex life is wonderful.
*But u r suspecting he has gay tendencies
*His attitude towards men is a complete suspect and embarrasses u in public




!!!PICK your MAN!!!

What I have achieved in Abroad I wouldn't have achieved it in Nigeria FOR REAL!!!
But I regret not being able to come home at will. I regret getting less than 2wks vacation in a yr.
I regret opportunity for "real" wealth lies beneath our problems and I m not there to take advantage of them.
I regret not being able to pay taxes to the Nigeria.
I regret not being able to vote in Nigeria's election.
I regret my inability to impact the schools I attended in Nigeria

Chei! Naija even tho u never settle , I still love YOU.

If it was arrest n resistance why didnt they use the butt of the gun on the resistor as they would have done a civilian, this is a national disgrace. Nothing makes our police kill but money.
This is a =N=20 issue. These men should not just be dismissed they should be jailed for putting innocent lives in danger, a passer-by could easily have been killed and many more wounded cos of their indiscipline act. I have said it our police force requires complete dismissal and reform from IG to the bottom. Minimum qualification to join force should be pegged at HND/BSC, minimum take home pay should be =N=65,000  monthly Until will do this we wont be able to get the kind of security we dream n wish for.

Come to think about it the FGN is committing a serious crime against the police force and other workers. You need to pay workers not just a salary or a minimum wage but a living wage!

@Ultimatedes
I took your post on positive note.  You used the word "claim level" Nobody claims level for a job not well done!!! AGREED??
Could you pls tell me which particular aspect of the website(s) I posted struck you as copy & paste(pls be particular with page)? Mind you the first one was built with a CMS because the poster request a CMS built website.
Don't let anger consume you its not only bad for your personality, it is for business. If we have something to learn from each other I m willing to learn cos what you don't know you can never know without learning. I did not position myself as the smartest in the industry, because truthfully there is none that can lay claim to that. If my clients are happy with my work plan that's most important to me but doesn't mean I shouldn't strive to improve myself and wow them.
I have not even position myself as wanting the job the poster posted because truthfully I doubt if the poster can satisfy my charges. What I did was let the poster know what to look for when looking for a designer. If that is too much for you or anyone to handle I'm sorry and you can ignore it.

**I'll be waiting to know what aspect(s) you or any other poster thinks is copy and paste!!! then I will answer back with an explanation or a defense and we can all learn!!! cos truthfully I dont know where you r coming from.

Honestly speaking the sites you posted Ezinearticle & Articlebase this is my first time of hearing and visiting them and honestly I couldn't navigate them because I hate sites stuffed with crowded information.

Your question about 150 million Nigerians been corrupt? if I could post a question back to you, would u say 1.47billion Muslims living the the world today r terrorist? because I personally get shivers when I board a flights wit a muslim on board. People will catch cold when doing business with Nigerians even tho there are those with impeccable standard living among us, its the bad name a few has given to the rest!!! Accept the era in which we live and hope for something better in the future.
I see you trust yourself which is good, but truthfully is not about trusting yourself it is about proving you can be trusted!!!!

1. Revisit your server configuration.
2. Revisit your filezilla settings to allow for faster file upload or just give filezilla more than enough time to complete upload.

@chazy

You couldn't have said it any better!!!
Research and continuous development is the key.
But u must also understand that our designers need help!!! be it pressure from home to earn money for the next soup pot or fear of power outage to complete the job!!! these are factor that limits the local designer!!! or even fear of the internet going down!!! I can't imagine an internet going down when I fully draw out my sword to 'kill a project' any disappointment can set me back! because it is not about what I m paid to do, but what I fill when I look back at my work! because that work can multiple my pay from new visitors visiting the project.

* It is good news that the price of internet service in Nigeria is gradually becoming competitive.

This is why I m work on a project that will enhance the local designer.

Which includes providing a solar mobility technology that will be priced between N30,000 - N45,000 based on shipping cost, with mobility ability capable of rendering an uninterrupted power to designer's laptop that way a designer can go for a project display fully armed and can also work on projects all night long. The first of the solar mobility tech will be available in Nigeria by next month, when it is, it will be available for view and display.

@afameva
I must commend you for your web name! this is first step of know a true capable hand in web development!!! internetvisa locks in the human head it gives the necessary inquisitiveness for people to wanna find out who u really are! the next step will be how u sell urself when people actually visit your page.

your page is equally precise easy to navigate and straight forward unlike other sites over crowded with information. I mean you visit some site and the way the information are stuffed it almost feel like one is reading for an exam!!! such sends visitor nuts and make them try as much as possible to avoid such sites.

Kudos!!!
Nigerians should know having a good web name that locks into the human head helps to reduce your advertising/awareness budget!!!

*A bad web name can't easily sell a good design*
*Equally a good web name can't sell a web site stuffed with crowded information*


***Fix your Favicon and the market is yours for the taking***

This question is hard! answer will be difficult if not unknown that is because of what it takes to be the best.

The best developer will have the following to his/her ability develop a web project:

* Most creative mind (creativity is wide and cant be completely attain because there is no end to it! where one man's creativity ends another man begins)
* Most Idea, just like creativity is unattainable completely.
*Most marketing ability (one can come close but new areas of web marketing opens up everyday).
*Most design capability! Just like templates, just when u tot u have seen the end of a template another one pops ups.
*Most scripter!, Scripting ability can be attainable completely,  but can not be share by only one man, multiple designer could have same scripting abilities.


So your best bet for the better hand for your project is to request quotes and sample of project done which you could correlate to what your project requires. Plus if you have an idea on what you want, discuss it with your designer and brainstorm with him before putting pen to paper.

**Where a lecturer's knowledge ends is where that of a student begins**

From my personal research I have noted the following!!!

Germans design some of the most fascinating templates.
Arabs design some of the most mind blowing websites.
Americans design the most creative web marketing ideas.
Nigerians have not yet assume a specific position!!! we can be competitive but not yet known in any specific area of web design/development but fast growing.

A complete developer needs to be well rounded.
He/she needs to be able to plan, script, design, and have marketing & advertising abilities.
It could be a web design companies with above named services, though all of the above mentioned services has to be paid for by the client. It is easier getting a quote from one source than visiting different source for each service.
You need a developer with hands-on-the-job, one who knows what you want and how to incorporated ideas based on past hand-on-the job. For example. Someone that has experience on govt sites cant give you ideas on social networking site rather that designer will stiff necked you website and it will lack the kind of excitement that social net-workers crave.
That is why you need to look at each content of every designer and see which will suit your purpose.

I am surprised that everyone is indicating ability but no one has asked you about the purpose of your website and which area e.g social networking, marketing website, NGO, NP(non profit), educational, relationships etc. I know sometimes the situation back home can put people in a hasty mood and make them sound like they don't know what they are saying when infact the do!, but as professionals designers should know it is not an easy job to plan design, script and build a functioning website.

My first questions to you would be:
1. Whats the purpose of your intended website?
2. Will your website receive any form of payment?
3. Will it have membership ability?
4. Do u have a specific audience or target people?
5. Do u have a logo for your website? or will have have to brain storm a logo for you with your input?
6. Have you registered a name for your website?? Name registry is undoubtedly one of the most important part of a website if you are working with a limited advertising budget. A website name should be one that locks into the mind of your clients never to be forgotten. It should be easy to remember. In my previous hand-on-the-job I have had to change the website name for three clients here in America, Though they were reluctant at first but after informing them they jumped on it. Do you know why some investors just buy up names on registry and offer them for resale?? some web names posted for resale sale for as much as $5000 because they are reflective names that locks in the human minds. Now item #6 belongs to marketing and advertising department. But! if a developer doesn't have a marketing capability how will he/she know?

*Adds-on are very important on websites, an average website should have at least 3 adds-on link. Its a form of Marketing and helps you to be easily located either through search engines or on the add-on web portal.Web development is huge and the knowledge is not a stagnant one rather a continual process.

Although most designer here are interesting, some are work in progress which is good, I have seen 1 or 2 with no favicon (favorable icon) A favicon is very important in a website, it gives site credibility and trade mark.

I will advise you to post the purpose of your website if possible the name an ask individual designer to send you a quote, including a work plan. The purpose will help me plan for pricing and give me an idea of how intense the work will be.

While pricing is important you should concentrated more on what you can get from a designer rather than what he/she is charging, that way you can be sure of getting the one of the better head for your web project.

Samples of my work : www.galaxytraining.net
www.naijabuynsell.com

for more samples/info heat me up: info@i-webdesigner.net

Even if there r Malaysians won't give a black man worst Nigerian!
Be informed dont waste ur money.

Ever thought of dry ice production to replacement of ice block, Dry ice is chronic Co2, solidified at -78.5 degrees Celsius, which exist naturally in our environment especially with all the co2 pollution in Nigeria, production of dry ice can help mop up most if not all the pollution. Dry ice can't be held with the bear hands because of its ability cause serious burn to any one holding it. Dry ice does not melt into liquid state it sublimates into co2 gas that sublimation can be trapped there by keeping items cool for as long as possible.

This is a good opportunity for biz in Nigeria, creative minds need to come together and create our own pay system that will be hacker /stress free with ease of use as the main objective it can be done, we dont always have to follow the world we can learn from the world and be Unique! that was how the American constitution was born! they looked at Europe and why the ran from Europe to create a system that is the envy of the world today!!!

Na wetin person go come ask Allah for? abi na money?

I dont know what IBB version of forgiveness is, that he is not in jail is enough forgiveness. BUT! we dont want him to rule us again. Who even knows if IBB and ABACHA are Nigerians cos a true Nigerian would not destroy his own country as they did! IBB you are forgiven go! and rule us no more.

How about show Nigerians what you can do?, I beg make person hear word! we no see wetin u do 4 world cup.

Presently there are no ongoing seminars, I'll keep you guys informed if any. for further info on candle production visit www.naijabuynsell.com and click on the candle production link.

The only reason fraudsters can rob Peter to pay Paul is because Peter and Paul are brothers in mind and spirit so they think alike. And that explain why they have multiplying effect tendencies catches them easily.

Yup, you need ORIGINAL copies, If she doesn't send the HARD copies you won't get the visa PERIOD! Remember to ask her for her tax copies (at least 2yrs).

Happy Eid Mubarak to MUSLIMS worldwide! hopefully this will serve as a reminder to the Farouk like extremist that you don't have to convert others from opposite religion by death, show us love and we might just follow y'all. If u blow us up how can we be converted to your religion True Muslim alike should not allow a few to tarnish the image of what is suppose to be the most peaceful religion on earth.

Yup, I would resign and invest in my passion.
The secret of being successful in business is passion, most of us quickly forget that, because we are always looking for what bring in fast return, fast return seekers always end up loosing their money fast.
Ask your self where your passion lies, say u dont have a passion in buying and selling or u cant stand people with bad manners, you wont be able to withstand ur customers even if u pretend and try, it won't last in a yr or 2 before u would give up. In the USA business run for 200yrs or more transfering from one generation to another, such business includes restaurants, donuts baking, bakery etc. In Nigeria if a business can last 5yrs that's top rated!

So look inwardly and asking yourself where ur passion lies! and invest in it. Even if it is in picking used scaps with technology on urside you can turn it into a multimillion dollar industry.

She is a LovePeddler pure and simple and a very deceptive one!, Lets assume every thing she did in the past was a mistake or done out of youthful exuberance, and she's a changed person, lets assume she truly loves ur friend, will she lie to him about her virginity?, and going as far as wanting to regain it through medical operation for that guy?, that girl is a scam! she doesn't love the guy and she can't change the first step to changing in such situation is coming clean and accepting responsibility for what happened not hiding it and creeping back into it later in life.
If I was your friend I would be angry with u for wasting an hr before telling me, this is senseless, there are a lot of good deserving girls out there falling into the hands of guys that re not worth it, while the useless girls get the best guys because people like u waste time or are confused on about what to do. Go ahead and tell your friend Now!, now!! not in 2hrs time, not tomorrow. Don't u want your friend to be happy? to have a happy and envious family? to have a decent wife deserving of his good will? don't u!

Most people who help new comers help for selfish reasons, that is why they get dealt with at the end, I wonder why anyone will pay for a house for a total stranger without any personal motive. Either to use the same house to store drug or involved the person in scam. If I wanna help someone I won't help without a rigorous interview and setting out options which that person can use to help him/her self e.g contacting ur people back home to call for money, or visiting the nearest Nigerian embassy for assistance/advise. It is when those options fail that I will help for a few days, knowing that what ever assistance I render isn't coming back. I have certain rules I life by. If you are not my blood brother or sister(same dad & mom) u can live in my house even if you're a cousin. I rather pay 2days hotel accommodation for u and u take up the bill from there. Nigerians are complicated people and it is difficult to know what we do individually for a living. It took me a great sacrifice to get where I m today with a lot of hard work. "Had I know" ain't in my dictionary and is not presently its self to me any time soon.

This is good news, oya 360,000 Nigerians make una go enjoy now hopefully election no go quick end.

Sia1 ain't greedy the money might be much, but it still saves the NFA alot considering what they would otherwise pay a foreign coach, plus where will he spend the money??, Nigeria abi? his money will circulate more than the greedy old fools in the senate who steal to stuck our money in foreign accounts. Sia1 if dem no pay you 15mil make you no take the job. And if they refuse you the offer and call for u 4yrs from now when their eyes are clear increase it to 25mil.
In a country like Nigeria where there isn't any good road, electricity, water and security that money is rubbish.
Check out, Nepa will not give electricity and demand bill payment, generator importer will import painted scraps from china and demand millions, police will rob you at gun point and say the are doing stop and search if u re not lucky accidental discharge for your head. Your neighbor will set u up with kidnappers and take their share later. Yes that baba iyabo wen dey greet you every morning is only waiting for the opportunity to kidnap your grandmother, check his phone and you will see I.K's number his kidnap contact. Sia1 should have enough money to buy a good SUV to navigate naija roads, to buy a good working silent generator and pay kidnappers and for his family members when they come knocking. On the other hand if the country was set and correct, N500,000/month would have been too much for Sia1.

I tot I was watching cartoon,

For those who don't appreciate Nollywood, thats a reason for y'all.

Fashola has already stepped on toes in Lagos and he will do it federally.

Utomi was once asked what he would do about corruption if he becomes the president and his answer was Lets get there first!!!
I was an Utomi disciple like y'all until that day. We need someone like late Gani (May his soul rest in peace) he was the first to say he would probe corruption from when Nigeria got independence. I dont know why Utomi would dodge such important question or play politics with it.

My presidential preference list/order.

1. Ribadu
2. Fashola
3. Utomi

If none of these guys contest then,

N.B:

I just sent Utomi the same question on his campaign website:

^{What will you do about corruption?, how will you fight corruption and ensure that those who stole money since Nigeria's independence are brought to book either dead or alive?, If dead how will ensure that they are sentenced after death and their jail term slammed on their graves so that generations unborn will know they were once enemies of Nigeria's progress.}

I'm expecting a reply via my email and will post it here. It might change my mind and my presidential preference list.

You guys wanting Donald are you seeking a man with a fine face or a man with content??

Utomi is brilliant, YES!!!
Utomi can Take Nigeria to the promise land, NO!!!
Nigeria does not require only acedemic qualification, Nigeria requires people who will come rule and give their life as a sacrifice to Nigeria.
People like Awolowo and Zik. Y'all shouldn't be fooled by Utomi's brilliance or education qualification. You do not have to be there to make changes. Start making changing when no one knows you and everyone will cry out for u.

Even Fashola cant take us there, he can only try. Ribadu will surpass them all, we have seen what he did in the past, tho! he made some few mistakes. To take Nigeria to the promise land, the first step is CRUSHING CORRUPTION, no past or present politician left behind, which means people OBJ, Atiku, Tunibu, Donald duke and IBB will to go to Jail when Utomi assumes office, can he do that
If he cant he has no business being there. Cleanse Nigeria of corruption and all other good things will follow.

If Utomi comes up with any good programme tomorrow corruption will kill and frustrate it, and he might just give up and let the usual continue. Nothing works in Nigeria because of corruption. The cartels are too strong for govt. They need to be CRUSHED USING all tools including the military at the disposal of govt. If 50 politically corrupt cartel can be killed 140million Nigerians will enjoy Nigeria and be happy. How many did Rawlings kill?, but Ghana is better today.

Utomi is a one or two package applicant, we cant keep waiting to see, hence we need a total package politician. Ribadu has a face to save before the world.
I dont know him personally, but I want my kids to be proud of Nigeria tomorrow.

Instead of Utomi lets draft Ribadu to come and kill corruption in 4yrs, then we draft in Fashola after Ribadu's first term, there after we can then draft Utomi when the coast is clear and all the bone work is done for his sugar coated brilliance. Nigeria will be the greatest country on earth.

hisssssss, I lie everyday of my life. So to save someone's life I will lie so perfectly wit will be more of truth telling.

This question is not even for a Nigerian, the name Nigeria is a lie, foundation of the country built on lies, political leaders are liars even day old babies lie to suck breast milk twice in a role, did I hear u say how? A mother feeds a day old baby 2 mins later the baby cries for more breast milk, arguing he/she ain't had none in a while. Ask the Danish, the Japs, the Aussies, the Canadians then you will get a credible answer.

Well blended Womanliness attached with good body curves made in heaven all the way!!!
all the rest (intelligence, hardwork, determination) are jara they come to me naturally. In my world its "seek a well blended Womanliness and all the rest will be added as jara"