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6 strokes of the cane for first time over stay offender, 12 strokes for second time, these are hidden secret that visa agents or Nigerians living in both countries would never tell u, for those of u ladies who have a boyfriend over there during sex always check ur boyfriend's ass to confirm if he has been flogged.


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Oh boy, long story short dem no go give u!, shikena
Sorry if i sound harsh but na d truth if she like make she get company dem no go give! and if u mention say una dey trade forex dem go blacklist ur name and finger print for life.

embassy officials know say u smart pass d woman and dem no say na only one chance u need.
However u have a 50/50 chance if u re established in Nigeria and being invited for business purpose and that is if the woman has a business that is worth inviting a foreigner from Nigeria!!! *Her business dealing must be something the VO seeing as important to Africans and Nigeria.

**Remember embassy official knw what is means to be an established business man naija style. No go loose ur visa fee to USA embassy.

Visit visa from her wont work for u, and relationship visa will require her presence in Nigeria and u would be subjected to up to 2yrs wait which is the max. wait time, just to fustrate u out of the process and that is if you have a lawyer. Otherwise they will purposely loose ur file! and then u will need to start the process all over again.

Look for a fellow Nigerian who lives in the USA with a good work history and tax payer and no crime history, not even traffic violation either green card holder or citizen to send u visit invitation, they consider that more than the other.

If u come get American citizenship nko wetin u go talk??, na 6months wen go expire tomorrow u dey talk!, Any how shall because of the rush and the crowd! we go still say congrats and welcome to ur new crown of being Nigerian in diaspora for those of u who also wish to wear the crown (Nigerians-in-diaspora) pls go to cotonu or Ghana cos' once u cross border and get access to computer and internet, shikena, na gafara be dat!!! me i no soji, na so I first do before I enter yankee. because if u be home base nothing for u, U need to be dia, s, p, o, r, a for things to happen. there is what is called racism against home base and na embassies they do am pass, even nigeria govt they find diasporans to give job when home base never get job, lol,

Joke apart, now the hardest part begins walking ur way to getting ur stay permanently, you go born pinkin, omo e too late dem don change d law, u and ur pinkin dem go consider critical Naija citizen. until u stay for certain no. of yrs as u dey reach tht number of yrs dem go increase am wit another 10yrs until u go tire comot by urself. Ask people when first u reach there make dem nack u story!!!!

@Banom,

Thank God for you, I have seen someone who reasons like me. I have also said it, If I had my way I would convert to Islam. Christianity in Nigeria is a complete shame. This is one of the reason why the north wants to islamitise Nigeria. Deceit, con, Sex!!! Chei, that is why we are suffering, that is why it seem God has left Nigeria to the devil since we choose that path. There isnt any pastor that is clean in Nigeria. from the adeboyes to the pastor chrises all of dem na bad criminals, even James Ibori is better cos he came straight as the devil. There is nothing as bad as a devil pretending to be an angel.

Oh boy, na wa for u oh!, u dey do exam u see text book copy from, u no fit find the answer.
No go SA go strand oh!!!

Chei the leaders of this country have killed us, look at how bright and shinny the Nigeria flag is, if only we d people can shine like that!!! all hearts to Nigeria, !!!Death to the leaders!!!

Its a blood off lie!!!, least not in this recession driven economy, where will u even get the job?? the question u should ask d agent is whts he/she waiting for??

We need a scammeter in here seun should install one, it should probably be at the right hand side of every post. That way anyone reading a post would see the scammeter and determine if its scam infested or not! If this is done scammers will move somewhere else.

Vist the SA embassy in V/I those details are there, pls visit

http://www.southafrica.info/travel/documents/immigration.htm

whts d meaning of this post?? even if chicks nw date governors and then?? the poster must not have any feather. there will always be a girl for every man and a man for every woman!!! the once dating so called yahoo yahoo guys are the carriers (HIV + sexual diseases) many of these guys have sex based on need with out preventive measures or planing

chei so we qualified?? hmmm na wa oooh!
This time no excuse even if referee blow against us, if they loose against germans they will be known as olodo no.1

Its like a pig giving birth and eating the new born baby all fresh!!!

where is nafdac??, pls report to nafdac

@donjon Whats there to stand up about naija?, You wanna join madam rebrand? well u can only fool a few Nigerians but the world isn't moved! With people like Ibori swinging freely wit the AGF serving Nigeria is simply a hull of shame. It has nothing to do with anyone living in London, America, or europe, its just factual!

I am even suprised that U.S.A and other EU countries have not branded Nigeria a failed nation and close their embassies indefinitely.


The Idiagbons in the military where went you?? harken to the tears of the common man. Take over power from the dying president. Let the politicians knw tht You "the military" will always keep them in check if they cant manage themselves.

@noble_gas1 why do u want him to mail u? what is it tht u cant paste here or do u wanna issue yankee visa to him??

@Jeffbuchi anyhow u would need transit in UK or florida.

Where are the idiagbons in the Army?, pls come save this country oh!!!

A beg carry-on we support u, make i go hide mysef first! if better news come out I go follow una happy, if not no be me dem go take do sample. this govt wen be like say e no get head so, hausa man no dey go sch why una think say e go care when him cow dey wait for am!

@spikedcylinder mind ur language?, dont talk to score points.
You knw sarah palin's grand son is no bastard BITCH!!!

Good one i enjoyed it!

This is evidence that Nigeria is a failed state, if we have to spend 5yrs to figure out a name for the national carrier, and what is this nonsense called "Fly Nigeria Act" is that how business is run in a free market??,  to force consumers to buy your product even when your services does not comply with requested services, or when it is dangerous to consumers??, why is no one talking about "employ 99% Nigeria ACT" so that the foreign workers in the oil industries can either hawk recharge cards on the street or go back to where they all came from. This fly nigeria act is insane. Why couldnt Nigeria airlines consortium come up with a marketing plan that will enable Nigerians have faith in their services and fly them e.g like what GM (General Motors) is doing "May the best car win" So instead of them to lobby the NA for a senseless act they should be working on "may the best airline win" Or "fly before you pay" or "Fly and dont pay if our service does not meet your standard" these are some of the bold step they could take to bring back confidence in consumers.

The Nigeria police said it is a computer generator photo or a previously taken photo, according to them they ran a forensic test on the photo in their 21st century lab, and discovered that this photo could not have been taken after Gani's death, their reason accordingly was that there was no evidence of tears or sadness coming from anyone in the photo.

these people are disgracing us, Fifa, Lulu does not speak for the majority of Nigerians, pls scan LULU as well. How could he opt for a sworn affidavit, when he knows we have a failed judicial system that can not stand for the rule of law? Fi

why dont you google it?

How much is buying price for U.S dollars for today?

Story!, tell ur happy days tales to the birds

Fair and balance, I am loyal to humanity, I dont care for ethnicity!!! I could care for Nigeria.

@Justwise, Thank you!

I wonder how Tanimz got to America in the first place, if he/she doesnt know that Nigeria has a consulate in NY where he could renew his passport or even get a new smart passport.

http://www.nigeriahouse.com/

I think the poster is trying to advertise his british P and his journey back home with it, trying to make those who are yet to get a british visa feel silly about themselves!!! Common sense will tell anyone that the poster will not be bold enough to unleash 200pounds (N50,000 @ last count) if requested no matter how he got the money,
Whats all the hype about afterall u dont even need a passport to enter naija as long as u can be easily identified by language, tribal marks or facial resemblance. Everyday Nigerians are constantly deported world wide, many without passport or travel certificate!!! so why are u posing,

Nigerians holding American & Canadian passport dont make noise or pose like them in UK (England, scotland, Irish), they are so primitive that they want nairalanders to know they have landed. Your getting free from the shackles of Nigeria's passport is one thing, fighting bounderies to be successful in your choosen field in the country you live is yet another, ensuring that success continues and is transfer to your children and children's children is the ultimate!!!


wetin sef! all these omo uk una don come again abeg carrygo make better person post better thing.

Mere thinking about it is an insult to Gani, festus has long lost his moral standings as a lawyer. Yeah, he is a smart lawyer but not smart enough to defend the people's movement.

He just gave the 419ers a tool and a boost to continue their menace to the world, CNN will be helping them as well by airing it, we have silly leaders who take us for a ride all the time what a shameeeeeeeeee.