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Sixfeetbelle:
That's the point nah. We no get strength to dey ride anyone. First, we're too fat to be on top anyone unless you want 'accidental falling' to kill somebody's son. Secondly, our belief only encourages missionary position cause the rest are of the world. . Furthermore, hubby would be tired/asleep by the time we begin the ride cause he did thrusting first that satisfied only him and we must cum too.

What would you suggest for someone like me with all these problems?

Tell him to give you head na since thrust in and out is not making u cum. If he doesn't agree, use the power of a woman.

addictiv:
Op it's nice you have seen the light but No matter how many editions of the kamasutra a man reads he will never be able to give his wife the maximum satisfaction if she is ignorant on how her body works. What works for woman A may not work for woman B. What guys do is to try a variety of tricks and see what works which in itself is exhausting. Telling a guy to make a woman cum without her participation is like driving in the dark without headlights... If u re lucky and careful enough u can reach ur desired destination or u crash into a tree by the road side. Women have to understand themselves, know what their body likes, needs and be able to actively communicate these desires to their men for a more favourable outcome. As a woman nobody can know ur body better than you so if you re ignorant about (and can't communicate) what works for you, how then do you expect your man to know what you like? It's either the woman actively engages her man on how to help her achieve maximum satisfaction or she manages whatever tasteless meagre experience she gets.

Some ladies will wait for you to ask them to communicate and then inject 'you have not been giving me head jobs, Make me feel like a woman. You are mine and I'm yours, i think i deserve it', then you wish that talk didn't come up.

After reading how she matriculated from secondary school to post graduate studies within the space of 3years, the followings are how she did it:

1. She got admission into high school at age 9 and she was expected to spend 6 years in that high school before gaining admission to the university.

2. She finished with high school courses when she was barely 11.

3. She started her associate courses which also count as bachelors at age 11 according to her.

4. By age 12, she has completed her courses and was awarded bachelors in humanities. She awaits her masters in august year.

My takes:
This type of schooling system doesn't make sense in Nigeria but we copied 6-3-3-4 system of education from the Americans. A pupil started high school by age 9 and 2 years later, she was doing associates courses and within one year, she has been awarded with Bsc in humanities when she was supposed to still be in secondary school. Even in varsity, you spend 4years or more to before you are awarded Bsc.

I don't understand, i just don't understand, abi which kain school system is this one?

Orgasmcoach:
will you keep quiet women are exposed to a lot of information these days especially through social media so their expectations have increased. Most women are tired of eating crumbs in the other room.

see how you are sweating already...... how many times have you preached to married men about infidelity?

You are giving the good ones among you a bad name. What is bad is bad no matter the form it takes, you are telling our ladies to incorporate a bad trait thus, raising bad societal standard and the foolish ones among them will imbibe it.

Since you feel its good for your husband to take care of you and at the same time one bastard should be banging u because your pussy has no dignity all in the name of 'you want to come' and because some married men indulge in extra affairs, then its fine.

You have demonstrated so much so this talk is over
Good luck to your man.

Muna4real:
If you like don't make your woman cum .she will get it from another man

How do wives feel when someone that is not worth them Bleep them like LovePeddler all because they want to cum?

You think to make a woman cum na beans?

So you will feel okay when someone bangs you like a LovePeddler(yes he will bang you like a LovePeddler because he has nothing to lose; its a free pussy) leaving your husband that is working tirelessly to make sure you and the children live fine, in comfort and equally making sure that you retire well and the children have bright future all because of an orgasm you can get by merely climbing on your husband and riding yourself to heaven?

Talks like this make we men hate women and never feel sorry for it. Its even abominable for a wife to say something like this.

Nothing hurts men more than striving to constantly make their wives laugh and happy and these wives are fucking people outside because they wan to cum.

Whenever you feel the stupid urge of indulging in extra marital affair because of 'cum', just think of your hubby that's out there labouring because he wants to make you happy. You need to appreciate that its not easy to be a man and still be very active in bed.

clevybrown:
TRUTH

Do u like BBW?

MadeINchenzen2:
what do you think made your Ex agree to date you?

I don't know perhaps she was attracted to me...and she eventually kicked me out

Truth

Casalindal:
Do enjoy your butt hole being lick??

Do people really try that shit?

StubbornGENIUS:
T. R. U. T. H.

What is stubborn about u?

Tinity123:
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What should your ideal partner be like?

zedegit:
Do you have a girlfriend?

Sure i do, and a good one at that.
Truth

Truth

Covidupdate:
This is it!

THEN your problem is not hell. A simple anti fungal cream will kill the fungal is that is itching u. If you have 'ori' shea butter as it is called in inglish, you will be good and it costs less than one k.

You don't have gono o, don't listen to what that pharmacist told u. he wan use u chop ni for this lockdown.

I'm telling you nothing but the truth.

SOLVE JOCK ITCHING WITH THE APPLICATION OF ANY ANTI FUNGAL CREAM.

humilitypays:
Supported because if this lockdown is eased by tomorrow in Lagos, by 20th of this month, Lagos will record 5000 new cases of those NCDC will manage to test.


Lagos hospitals will be overwhelmed and doctors and nurses will start fleeing from work.

Yes hunger is bad, but hunger have a solution, sickness and death have no solution.

Nigerians be warned! If you don't have anything crucial, I mean very vital to do outside from tomorrow you better remain in your house oh!! Hmmm


What treatment or vaccination plan do they have in place or special plan for any sudden surge in infection and people falling sick in mass


May God show Nigeria mercy from tomorrow, if not, it won't be funny, I see doom

How do u see doom? Should you be seeing doom?

Is covid19 air borne? Even with lockdown, the number is increasing, palliatives na sakamanje, hunger is now covid19.

The rich will ask for lockdown extension without thinking about the poor and they don't want to give out again and this is selfishness on their part.

If the spread could be prevented, why lock people inside with hunger, hoping hunger will not kill them?

With the lockdown relaxed, people wont throw away the preventive measures in going about their business except they have a death wish which i doubt.

We should see something positive in this or it would affect us all no matter where we are, whether rich or poor.

Pls show me love, this lockdown is something else. Surviving is a hard thing I will appreciate any gesture. Pls help me, I will really appreciate .
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OfeAchi:
it's practically impossible to get 99% in physics.... unless you cheated gravelly.

I TELL YOU

I find intelligent girls very sexy. I don't care how their body is, what I care about is their brain and I will have instant boner, I will Bleep her brain out and still fall in love over and over again. I don't mean girls that equate intellection with their ability to speak simple inglish

If you are in this category, pls say Hi to me.

[quote author=Dashingprince post=87356929][/quote]I don't know what to tell if your girl is actually pregnant because it is not easy going to bed knowing that your girlfriend is pregnant when you not independent.

You need to be sure that she's pregnant, when a lady is pregnant, she becomes beautiful and sexy but too weak for sex, I've learned this by experience.

But she will have the signs of pregnancy too when she's close to her period which is confusing when you have slept with her.

Let her go and do pregnancy test before concluding. Dont stress yourself unnecessarily.

sorry say I no contribute to una matter o.
pls wetin be body count o?

That your girl wise o. I give her A.

She was a virgin and the clingy type who said no sex till she's ready: this means if she was not as virgin, she would have had sex with u. Fact

A clingy girlfriend will not reply a friend 'I love u too' on phone in front of her guy but she did it,- you said with a laughter. She knew you were enraged with that and she used her natural power to bring u to calmness. At last she allowed you to have sex with her in a time you assume she was not fully ready for just to make sure you two are good. 'It was because of no sex thing you were like bad boy to me and now the sex is available so no more bad boy thing again', she's possibly running this thought.

You see she knows guys don't have strength for this virginity thing, its almost like she has this thing scripted. She was happy that act infuriated you; it reminded her she's still something to u, so the sex will consummate it and it did.

She will get laid by that her friend but she will regret it provided you allow her, if not, she will not. Don't think she allowed herself to lose her virginity to u when she was going to bed her friend. She did that so that she will feel important to u not to her friend.

If you isolate her and she beds her friend, she will have good excuse. The idea is since the pussy is yours now, be all over it and scare dicks away. The otherwise will cause her to cheat with reasons.

I think she was never thinking about that guy but you. She only flirted with him to feel desired, if not, she would go meet the guy after all he gives her attention.

I'm happy to tell u that you don get wife.

eni4real:
You suspect Blogger, Blogger??
Well, 16 years old is well exposed to Adult terms in this internet age!!
Some 14 years old Nairalanders are here!!!

You are right though.

That chats look too mature for a sixteen years old boy.
But wetin I know

Morenikeji070:
Wow thank you so much for your break down... but ovulation is different from period right?

Period is when she's bleeding out which usually happens 3-5days, otherwise called menstruation. This means that her egg cells were not fertilized cos of no semen so they had to shed out for the new eggs to come in.

When she ovulates, her body,-the ovary to be precise is releasing new egg cells for fertilization. At this point, her body will be pushing her towards her man for sex. It is natural. It is not because she's really interested in the act but because her body wants babies.

Laka2bor:
My brother don't let any local advice ruin your future if u truly want to settle down with your fiance, go to the closest Local Govt Health Center for advice and recommendations on family planning, in fact there are different family planning available now that has no side effect, I have used them for years and confirm you don't need any pill or people's recommendations. Just follow this simple advice without shame

Family planning is good only when she's a mother. It is not wise to use family on her when she's not given birth to children.

Family planning is like saying "we don't need babies again and Bleep the consequences. Let's us enjoy our sex life that has nothing to do with pulling out or fear of unwanted pregnancy".

Morenikeji070:
Please ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry to bring up such question but I just want you to understand me, my girlfriend never want me to sex her with condom she deeply hate it, but she told me we can use birth control pills to prevent pregnancy for now.. and I love her so much has well just that I don't want her to get pregnant now I want her to be pregnant when I'm more stable than this... I know men who are more experience than me are on here... please who knows the birth control pills dat i can buy? Thanks.... please help me....

Study your girl well within a month. There are times she will have tender breast and other signs like she's pregnant, that is the time she is very fertile. But your sperm can live inside her for days to meet this time when her body is very fertile.


Ovulation only happens for hours. Ovulation must happen before she can get pregnant. It usually happens 10-14 days after her last period. This is the time you enjoy pouring inside her because she had just shed out her egg in form of blood.

The only downside of this practice is when she's is having early ovulation i.e. she was supposed to start seeing signs of ovulation two weeks later but she started seeing it 7days instead. Early ovulation is not common among girls.

Enjoy sex immediately she finishes her period for like the first 4-6 days but have in mind that she will start having fat o. After these days if you have sex with her, you need to know that your semen will be waiting patiently inside her to feast on her eggs when ovulation happens.

Don't ever patronize any contraceptive of any kind. Na your girl go suffer am

mikezuruki:
Bro, I said Nigeria wasn't DESIGNED to fail. I'm sure you can see the mix up now from your point. Your point is valid however.

You are not a true Nigerian if you refuse to say the facts as they are.

Nigeria was not designed to fail, what was it designed to do?

Nigeria is a failed state that is working tirelessly for those that failed her- Rudolf Okonkwo

mikezuruki:
No Bro. Nigeria wasn't designed to fail

How would you define a failed state?

The north doesn't want Nigeria to get restructured, they feel this country will break up. They are okay to see it burn, get worst as long as this country is still one.

In Nigeria, we preach changes we can't bring to reality.

I acknowledge that it is ya entitlement to say you feel buhari is better Jonathan but deep down within u there are paucity of indexes to back up your claim.

Buhari moved army HQ from Abuja to Borno state because of boko haram and he has not return it back to Abuja and to undo what OBJ did, the heads of all the security apparatuses of this country is from the north. If you hear the narrative from a true Muslim saying, Muslims won't allow infidels to ever rule over them again then you will understand these buhari actions are making sense already.

It won't be surprising to see that after buhari leaves, the military will take over.

This will be to tell you all, thank you all for being useful idiots. You knew the truth but you all looked away because e no concern you

But pls define a 'FAILED STATE'

At the end of the day, all of una go suffer am.

You are greatly devastated by what happened at the supreme court today but your fellow man is supporting it saying that it was prophesied.

Some people have looked away, e no concern me they said in their hearts.

You voice or opinion doesn't count so just look away. The people of Imo state have looked away.

The people at the top are doing their very best to make this country a more terrible place to live in which at the very expense of it, they are cashing out and when they come here to read comments, they give thanks and say this our business will last forever.

This rebarbative acts some people are supporting all in the name of politics, tribal or religion whatever will not stop. They will fight tirelessly to make this country worst we will run short of words to describe her because we have decided this nation is better when it is getting worst.

We should never grow tired of doing our own; adding our own woes to it and praying to God to come down and make our country better