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IamPlato:
To be honest with you, women should avoid men that think so retardedly like you

President of retardėd people, good morning sir.
If you weren't retardėd, you'd have seen clearly that I'm not one of your members
Get help soon

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All these sexual tension and dress reversals between them both is enough.
If they want to fxck, they should pull off their pants and do it already!

Afterall, corona virus has been used to test run the fight and the world didn't end.
Those that will die will die and the world will surely move on.

SmartPolician:
Please explain some more.

I want to learn how 2 countries f*ck

By pulling out their respective arsenals and firing each others azz
To make it really sensual, they might even use some nuclear aphrodisiacs
And ofcourse, the old fashioned (aggressive) roughing the sheets face to face is always kinky

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These people are just speculating rubbish
Meeeheeehn... The GOAT is bleating all the way to Kano Pillars

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Localchampion:
Nope, but we can give each other money

You admit that you don't give him money (you're not sponsoring him in anyway) but the once or twice you did spend your money on your relationship, you highlighted it and made your one-sided story all about it.
I take this your story with a big pinch of salt. Women are always the victim especially when the man starts struggling (even for a short while - all he has done and built prior becomes invalid).
When he gave you money to cook he was happy and showered you with accolades which was different when you were feeling like madam ordering him to buy your food from outside because you are paying for it. The money you were using to buy outside could have been used to stuff the house and make home meals since that is what you love and what makes him happy obviously. But, nah... his money is for both of you and yours is for you alone.
You didn't tell us how he was giving you and sustaining the relationship for the past five years o. But, because you have now and he doesn't, you feel you are too good for him (you're most likely not to admit this though).

Ofcourse, you will not tell us your attitude and likely disrespectfulness towards him that irks him because this is your story and you want a rich guy that'll be spoiling you. THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD HAVE RANTED OUT OF FRUSTRATION and not highlight some cold truths that in honesty puts the blame on you (which you conveniently left out of this story or - resorted to selective attention to ignore)

Sister, you already know what you will do. Please, do it quickly and let the young man find someone that can be truly supportive without making him feel inadequate about it.

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Which team in top flight football in Europe is currently designed to favour a one man superstar?
Well, no summer break which means that only a few weeks to know what's up... no much suspense on this one.

The real GOAT moves

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temmyt20:
lets see ur account statement for the duration.
alert fee is charged N4/transaction for the said duration..
ps, i kno dis because, firstbank credits me with N2 interest every month(i receive sms alert for it), then remove N4 as sms fee

They give you 2naira free as interest and charge you 4naira for informing you about the free 2naira?
I need to open a bank ASAP

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By the time Barca guys finish rushing you, you'll look like...
Better send your agent to do the negotiations first

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If you understand what community policing is and then juxtapose it with the nature, vastness and challenges of this country, you'd immediately see how these funds were approved "for the boys" to buy suya.

Half of the money will be used to propose a policy and the rest will disappear based on logistics
Don't expect to see anything tangible on ground based on this payout.

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By belonging...

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Utas or uranus, they still won't escape all the taxes they've been dodging since 1960
The "change" they've been receiving from ippis so far after all deductions is their new reality.

The next agitation strike will be for increase in salaries
...and the drama continues

jolyment:
Do you know that lecturers are entitled to excess workload allowances,etc.? IPPIS didn't capture all these entitlement. Lecturers are not fools!

The NUC representing the FG will accredit a program (course) and approve maybe 60 students based on the assessed capacity of the department, the university administration will give admission to 200 students. The lecturers should be fighting their respective university administrations instead of abusing unionism.

I'm not holding brief for the FG but these lecturers are just simply selfish... they dont consider the students at all in their actions.

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Nobody has an answer?

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Hi guys,

I'll like to know the average total clearing cost for a used (accidented or non-accidented) 2015 and 2016 Lexus RX 350 from the Lagos ports.
Also, what's the average time from when it lands to when all the logistics are cleared and the car is out?

Please, no assumptions... If you know because you are in the business, please share.
Thank you

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Bullcrap story.

One hungry blogger stumbles on someone's work station pix on the internet and decided to concoct fairytales. Try harder next time

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01pudesseld:
* Is your battery draining? Put your phone in airplane mode and it will charge much faster.
* Eat an orange before training. Not only does it keep you hydrated but it also prevents your muscles from feeling sore.
* Drinking two glasses of water before meals can make you lose an average of 4.5 pounds in 12 weeks.
* Watching horror movies can burn up to more than 180 calories.
* Hiccup? hold your breath and swallow three times.
* When in a restaurant, wash your hands after ordering. The menu is generally the dirtiest thing you can touch.
* Mosquito bite? Press a hot spoon over the bite. The heat will destroy the chemical that caused the reaction and the itching will stop.
* Depressed? Drink water, you can be chronically dehydrated.
* Take a cold shower, tightens your pores and makes you less prone to acne.
* The two most effective treatments for fighting depression are exercise and spending time with animals.
* Cold showers are good for you. They relieve depression and help maintain healthy skin and hair.

Life tip:
* If you don't have money to buy condoms, you can't support a child.
* Banana perfume contains a component that can help you lose weight.
* A tablespoon of apple cider vinegar relieves allergies and asthma symptoms.
* 15 minutes of laughter has the same health benefits as 30 minutes of sit-ups.
* If you are stressed, try running. After meditation it is one of the best ways to clear your mind.
* A cure for a headache: Take a lemon, chop it in half and rub it on your forehead, the pulsation should disappear.
* When you feel the urge to drink or smoke, go for a run, do 20 sit-ups, etc. You will begin to associate giving up the habit with being fit.
* Eating slowly will help you lose weight, enjoy your food, and reduce stress. Besides, you will have a better digestion.
* If you are falling asleep hold your breath as long as you can and then breathe out slowly. This increases your heart rate.
* Laughter and relaxation are as vital to Health & Exercise as eating right and exercising.
* A cold spoon can help remove a pacifier.
* Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will disappear overnight.
* Do you want to get rid of bad breath? Brushing your teeth is important, but it is more important to brush your tongue. That's where bad breath starts.
* Do you want to lose weight? Do not eat anything 4 hours before going to bed. It makes a big difference.
* Too much stress literally causes the human brain to temporarily freeze and shut down.
* Listening to music while you exercise can boost your ability to run and lift by 15%.
* Reading a book before bed tires your eyes. As a result, your brain is tricked into feeling tired and falling asleep is much easier.
* Trouble sleeping? Looking at photos of other people sleeping triggers a response in your brain that can make you feel tired. Try it!
* If you laugh with your partner for 10 minutes a day you give your relationship a 75% chance of staying.
* If a man takes a pregnancy test and the result is positive, he may have testicular cancer.
* Thinking burns calories.
* Sleeping more than 9 hours at a time can damage your immune system.
* Apple cider vinegar will remove warts, moles and blemishes on the skin.
* Researchers found that exposure to sleep-related words such as: cozy, calm, rest, and relaxation positively affected sleep in study participants.
* The less you eat sweets, the less cravings you have for them.
* Annoying? Take a deep breath before speaking, your mouth acts faster than your brain

Life tips:
* Stop talking about something and do it.
* Buying a car? Buy it at the end of the month. Sellers have quotas to reach for those days and are more likely to negotiate.
* Desperate for money? NASA will pay $ 15,000 to anyone who is willing to sit in bed for 87 days to investigate the effects of zero gravity.
* At "Starbucks," tell the cashier that you are visiting from Canada. They will give you a free coffee as part of their program to lead Canadians to prefer them over “Tim Hortons”.
* Download the free “Apple” app, even when you don't need it. You can delete it and download it again in "Recently purchased" whenever you want.
* Buy your cars in the rain, nobody wants to trade in it. The process will be rushed and will probably end in your favor.
* Keep pen thieves away: Put a blue cartridge in a red pen. Nobody steals a red pen.
* Never go to the supermarket hungry. You will end up buying a lot of things that you don't really need.
* When you are thinking of buying something you don't need, imagine the item in one hand and the cash in the other, which one would you take?
* Did you run out of candles? A crayon can give you light for 30 minutes.
* Are you going to buy jewelry? Always ask for a discount. They will usually give you a good one.
* When you order coffee, ask for a medium one in a large glass. They will probably give you more.
* When your dog is out, don't chase him. Lie down and pretend you're hurt. He will come back to see if you're okay.
* If you don't ask for something, you won't get it. You can get more than you think out of life just by asking.
* Never use your favorite songs as an alarm. You will end up hating them.
* If you put your fingers in cold water after painting your nails, the paint will dry in an instant.
* Any phone, in service or not, will dial 911.
* Buy a flannel from "Yelp" and use it in restaurants, they will serve you better.
* Restaurants should give you free water. A good tip to know when you're jogging in hot weather.
* Don't spend money on things, invest them in experiences. You will enjoy life more.
* Just say no. Never accept offers of help from strangers (Can I bring their bags?). This was the favorite trap of serial killers like Ted Bundy. If something feels wrong, run screaming. If you can't run, you will have to fight.
* Do not allow strangers to enter your home. Never. Even if she is a little girl asking you to use your phone to call her father because her mother is on the street bleeding to death. Call 911 for her. Otherwise, when you open the door, 3 mutants will enter and the invasion will begin.
* Remember to call your bank before you go on a trip to make sure your card is authorized for that destination. This prevents you from being reported for any kind of suspicious activity.

Tips for relationships:
* Humor will save you when you have doubts about how to answer something.
* Take your time when replying by message. Edit them, reread them, and then send them. Time is in your favor.
* Don't ask two questions in the same message.
* Avoid texting drunk or late at night.
* Don't be so serious by message. Keep the conversation fun and playful.
* Don't be upset if he / she doesn't respond. You don't know what kind of day is going on. Their reasons for not responding may have nothing to do with you.
* Don't act like that person is the most important thing in this world.
* If they don't respond, wait a couple of days and ask an interesting question.

Stashed. Nice tips OP

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Money sharing activities must be involved

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Wicked people
How can we blame them when we have the most useless and most irresponsible scums on the planet as leaders?

You see, in this life, just have money and nonsense will be very far from you!

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This country cannot have a people's revolution with the level of poverty and illiteracy on the land.
The politicians have mastered the game of keeping the masses mentally, financially and intellectually handicapped.

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Men are beginning to wake up
Nice one OP, we're going to allocate two virgins to you sir

After wasting your time, energy and resources, a girl can wake up one day and leave you because, she doesn't like how you call her name

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When you have a lot of money, you can buy the services of the most brilliant minds, buy people's dreams and keep yourself on top.

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Who the hell is Yakassai?
The north that has enjoyed political power for the greater part since independence, how are they faring?
The truth is that the current political class and those immediately after them have been fully indoctrinated in corruption and no matter how you zone or rotate power, nothing can change our national experience with them around power.

Maybe we should voluntarily invite the Chinese to re-colonize us Or the other alternative should be to revert to the confederation status like it was around independence

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No need to explain... we know it is all about the money!
Everybody is finding a means of billing the masses

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Slay mama palavar
Once a woman contributes to the house, she'll begin to kako bi chicken... everything go turn fight
"The fxcking car is hers" because she knows the law favours her any which way!

Conversely, it's possible mama also did the same thing as a slay queen too and she's simply reaping
Las las, women na problem

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On this matter ehn... everybody na thief, the wan wey dem catch na im be barawo.

I see people talking about it is their body, their hustle blah blah blah... it is their body until a new disease becomes everybody's problem. That is how people (allegedly) ate strange animals and gave the world ebola and corona virus.

Governments exist to checkmate people's excesses for the protection of the society. If you don't like the law of a place, challenge it civily or move where your behaviour is welcomed

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...help exceed the Buhari administration’s goal of making mining contribute 5% to GDP before 2025 and meet the Sustainable Development Goals’ “Housing for all by 2030

This government has not and cannot meet any goal... only propaganda, blame game and tall tales.
Can someone honestly tell me which sector of the economy has improved in the past 5years?
Even this good idea will still be messed up with corruption.
Yeye dey smell

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Figures that don't mean anything to the man on the street

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From the little up there, that dude was the definition of a sissy... dumb indomie-brain mofo. I'm sure she saw it in him which is why she even pulled the stunt. I mean no disrespect to the dead or assume his innocence.

The only legitimate rape claim is the one made immediately to the police with certified medical evidence... all these social media accusations are clout chasing in my opinion.

Effeminate men everywhere are empowering women to be bolder in turning this world upside down

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Nice... covid19 has been sentenced to death.
Execution date and burial arrangements are now in the works
Our lives can now go back to normal

Someone should keep an eye on those chinko people though

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This country's drama is on another level
No coming back for this nigga... he is not and can never be found clean!

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Playing for fun

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This 774,000 job saga is a sad commentary on the state of this nation.
Imagine the politicians at the highest level bickering on N20k (less than $50) jobs and how to share it.

Poverty capital of the world, confirmed!

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Free Advert for the group... watch how women will start falling on each other to join now

Nonetheless, this is heartwarming. There is something mysterious about death and the changes it brings

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Congratulations are in order...
Fully deserved, fully earned!

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