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iCode2:
YouTube videos to learn how to wash a car?? You've never washed a car before back in Nigeria or it's another way they wash cars over there?

Don't think I've ever actually washed a car in my life!!

You should have seen me though, feeling like a new man!! Taking pictures

Ask me to come and change tyre tomorrow OYO bro!!!

Blue3k:
It would be good even if they charged for it. The only free wifi I got was on Heathrow airport from what I remember.

There's free wifi at the Abuja airport now

see better Real Estate.....exquisite designs and greeeens everywhere, if na for my village everything will be cement!!!

Lexusgs430:
Imagine the savings...... If you used this saved funds to buy food, drinks or pop into your savings account.......

By the end of 2021, you would have enough funds to buy a decent tech device or...........

You mean by the end of 2021, I should have enough to marry shalewa, Amina and Ngozi....my sure Egbon more eja Monica for you

Vooom:
Thank you all for the answers to my novice questions

Arrived 2 days back
Northern Lincolnshire.


I go soon de ask "survival" questions

Abeg no forget to soon dey answer how much is this and that, how many days is this and that in this thread and other similar threads

If everyone that got answers from this forum comes back to assist others then the world will be a much better place

Thanking you in advance!!

Lexusgs430:
The overall beauty of it all is, those hibernating DIY skills you never knew you had........

Would come out and flourish........... You would love washing your vehicles yourself, when the thought of paying £20 (in and out), per wash, per vehicle seems a ridiculous waste of money......

Ebay sells 25 litres turtlewax drum, for under £35.00 (guaranteed to last you years).......

All ye Ijebu's..... Raise and shine.......

During the first lockdown, can't believe how many times I watched how to wash your car videos before finally grabbing a bucket of water and towel. The finishing was topnotch!!

iCode2:
Except you to remove every hair on your head leaving just your skin, that will be utterly disastrous!
Okay, thanks.
I guess I'll appreciate my side beards wey no gree come out more now.

The clippers comes with different comb levels- so if you put in the desired length you cant end up with a gorimapa!!

Chreze:
Abeg ooo, this NHS money wey person pay so wey big, shey e include scan and test and all that. Abi na just doctor consultation. Cos I see say na dental them say fit no de.

Abeg make una help man. Make man know watin him don pay for already. Cos that money plenty wey person pay for family.

Surely everything, including 'enlargement', nip and tucks etc

Sometimes when I think of the money people pay eh smh ya'll should be asking for consultation every month!! But God no go sick us

Was expecting a Casa Mogaji

Like wood can the welded sections be 'sandpapered' ?

Looking forward to the final version in gunmetal grey

famzynet:
Anyway to do National identification number (NIN)from the UK or online? I learnt Nigerian sim cards without it will be blocked.

Anyone know about this NIN issue? seems the Nigerian govt is assuming everyone has NIN

iCode2:
Even our native clothes?

About the clipper, what if he doesn't know how to barb? Will it still be needful?

He wont need the native clothes until next summer

Clipper: He can ask his flatmate or coursemates. He can also just go to barbers once or twice a month £7-10

Even before opening the thread....I knew it had to be in Akwa Ibom

Eriokanmi:
Good. But I hear say computer Village

I'm trying to imagine how those who erected mansions in computer Village would recover their money. Chaeee!

But mansions are for living in no? Their properties value will increase as Ikeja is a prime location on the mainland-just disfigured by open sprawling markets. Now traffic will likely improve around the area

Dunno but the first reference is a 1997 survey.....

Will JB be paying compensation?

Boss Naptu

I never implied you were wrong, not in the slightest. What I'm harping on about is the reality. I mean in your previous posts- indiscipline and incompetence is usually the biggest problem!

I mean we have been importing fuel even though the logical thing is to fix refineries or build more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3o90fAjYGc

Hope this road is big enough

naptu2:
You didn't answer my question. Geographically, what's the fastest way to move goods out of Ibeju-Lekki. I'vr already answered your question in my post (in fact you took that question from my post) and it's not the same as the question I asked

Of course those routes are fastest, What I'm trying to reiterate is that your post clearly demonstrates-indiscipline is our reality. There will be a massive comma in the system. Tank farms, another nurtw branch etc will dot the landscape before you know it drivers will be looking for alternatives

naptu2:
What's the fastest and logical route to get goods out of Lagos from Ibeju Lekki, north, south, east or west?

(That is, to move goods to places like Ibadan and Abeokuta in western Nigeria, or to move goods to eastern Nigeria via the Lagos-Benin Expressway, or to move goods to the north of Nigeria).

Absolutely, I hope they complete the ijebu-epe road on time and to specification- not too impressed

what's the most efficient and logical way to move fuel Northwest? The is technology to protect the pipelines and more than enough 'corps' to recruit along the line as you described up there but....the reality is there....

naptu2:
I think I need to explain a couple of things.

1) The refinery and in fact the entire Free Trade Zone is in Ibeju Lekki. Lekki (Phase 1 to Abraham Adesanya) is to the west of Ibeju Lekki, but all the goods that are going to go to and from the Free Trade Zone are going to be moved through the north (through Ogun), east (through Ondo) and south (through the Atlantic Ocean. Lekki Peninsula will not be significantly affected.






4) What happened in Apapa is not a failure of planning, but rather an example of the indiscipline of Nigerians (both in and out of government)

There's a sensible plan and there will be a Nigerian reality...

Where are the road signs first, how do drivers know which streets are one way?

andrewmeddy8:
no be it dem say we go pay 6k

You can also pay 3k, First class is 6k

Try it, snap pics and give us your report

EgunMogaji2:
I’m improving on the design by being able to break this down for shipping. So it can be flat packed like an iKea product.

Some have measurements but most don’t. I like the flexibility of sizing.

Even more impressive!! Voila!

Will the wood stay in place or it's designed to be removable?

Also wanted to ask, the ideas you get off Pinterest...do they come with measurements or you figure it out?

Chic!

Think its hard for most people to go through threads but that's the best way, relocating involves a lot of patient research- so it's better you go through the long detailed route

https://www.nairaland.com/6081746/canadian-express-entry-federal-skilled

DisGuy:
Hope you're keeping well and safe

Still in the UK?

Don't let investor catch you oo

New sea port

New refinery

New airport

Do you trust Town planners in Lagos/Nigeria?

It's not your problem until it is....

I hope they don't forget the landscaping, would look much more beautiful with green grass and flowers

belovedtianah:
I need 2000.
If I get USD instead of GBP, will I be able will I be able to spend or convert it overthere ? I don’t want to be stranded

You can convert it immediately you land inside the airport

Is PTA still a thing? I mean if you have your card with sufficient funds.....

OBYNOWEST12:
Hello guys,


It is possible to order men clipper online here and pay on delivery by cash. Am still on isolation and my hairs getting bushy.

If possible, which website can I make use of to order clipper.

There's no pay on delivery, you can order clippers from argos or wahl.