₦airaland Forum

Please calm down

phyya:
Ohh I mistook the uniforms. But leave me oo. I want to vex... Soldiers do that too

They are police na
What's your problem with soldiers

phyya:
Imagine a country like Nigeria where the services of a soldier can be bought by a civilian. Instead of serving the Nation, they are forming power for one rich kid. Why won't people ridicule us? Bodyguards are professionals for a reason. Kiddwaya and the rest of the rich people should employ them instead of subjecting our soldiers to mockery. The painful truth is that the soldiers themselves like it. Anyhow sha..money must be made.

My thought too. Hope I can fvck you raw . I hate condoms

DenreleDave:


Did I just see cured for HIv?

Does it mean we can all fvck in peace without using any damn rubber....


I have been hoping to go raw in my life, seems this is a better opportunity

I pray make you get that G. And you go get am. Please remember me

Generalwoodz:
As they like it.
As for me, I pray the union grows old like Zuma Rock

Modified
Goodmorning to all NLANDERS-igbo Amakas' ,Omo odua, and Arrewa.

It's your boy Generalwoodz.
Right now all that I desire is alphabet 'G' from Dangote bag of Goddies.

I cant keep calm any longer.

Who has got a G should link up for a collabo.

She's Beautiful and I Love Her. She fine pass your babe by far

MikeMicheal:
Very ugly lady. I can barely swallow my saliva looking at the picture. #spits

We need to use the green to get another design

DuwaRepublic:
I think we need a new flag design. Anyhow I'm proud of my boy Dawodu.

I used money to learn a course about affiliate marketing but I don't have the money to create my email list

tobechi74:
Online

I wish I had the money of those drugs below in my bank account

Hello my dear Nairalanders. I'm a young man who is Type 1 Diabetic. I struggle to inject myself everyday and battle with side effects of the drug I take on a daily basis.

I worked as a sales boy some time past though with meagre pay. I tried to give my best but was unable to several times because of this illness of Type 1 Diabetes and the symptoms of the insulin drug.

I've not been able to save any money since I got to buy this expensive drug which is now 6000 naira to survive every three weeks. My bank accounts are empty.

Starting my own business has been in my mind but I don't have any money to start. I even learnt an internet business but I don't have money to create my email list. It's an online business that I can really do very well in the midst of this illness.

Please my dear Nairalanders, which business can I easily do as I don't have any cash at hand and also minding the side effects of this insulin and battle with Type 1 Diabetes?

You make me to laugh. What can a normal Nigerian do about it

softset:
How could this be happening in a sane country. Tax payers money for escorting this kid


When Nigerians choose to have sense, things will become normal

You're absolutely right. Life can never be balanced

ignis:
I just learnt from a reliable source that Ozo broke the screen of his Television on watching that scene.

This life no balance, those we love don't love us and we don't love those that love us.

Nigeria is heading somewhere

SmartProf:
Just imagine the audacity and capabilities of 'technically defeated terrorists'. If the Chadian Army brought these idiots to their knees, I still wonder why with all our python dance steps, our army can't crush them down permanently. Gov. Zulum needs to be careful cos it appears he has become a prime target for the terrorists, but no weapon fashioned against him shall prosper.

Nigeria is heading for disintegration

Blame the parents. Born what you can adequately take care of

ignis:
Meanwhile our youths won't hold our leaders and politicians accountable for this and demand redress to forestall future occurrence. They are busy and carried away by Big Brother Naija and smile challenge.

shame on this country called Nigeria. I wish I wasn't born here. I am ashamed of identifying myself as a Nigerian.

Nothing is wrong with me. If you can lick it, why not wash the case

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Verysmart101:
So many things dey wrong with you

Why can't a man wash the pants of the punna he eats There's nothing wrong there

But will cooking it kill the poison in it?

Kpomosauce:
The Gaboon viper is one of the deadliest snakes in the world--a sluggish, thick-bodied serpent whose venom, injected through 1 1/2-inch fangs, kills an untreated victim within minutes.



Not as deadly as Buhari tho

On a serious not, for almost five years now, I've not even had sex. I better spend that money on my health. Chin chi nor dey

kunkelhanspeter:
How many of your fellow men have you give money before.

This life can never be balanced

bukatyne:
You better stick to yahoo yahoo.

An average woman would not pay for sex.

My prayer is for the male sex industry to be open too. Sugar mummy and sugar babes to fu ck

The dick must be serviced. I Love Oloshos

Vivonose:
If only men can stop patronising

Carrying an olosho is 100% better than rape. Man cannot die. The punna must be entered

EmperorMaria:
Men are the greatest simps. Giving money 2 these bitches and fellow men are hungry and dyin. I give no how my money

Snake wey dey turn to rod

daddytime:
Wey the big?

Something wey no long reach my personal snake.

He should be transferred to that state for proper persecution

Mayng01:
El-Rufus: here he comes. Please, do the needful

If na me, my rod for just tear my boxer come out

Kestolove:
See dat guy dick....in front of girls..chai

Very good one

Okay sir

Heartbender:
Yes, please. Check my signature

08134255895

meetme01:
Replied. Reply your whatsapp digits.

A man battling with an illness that he can't even help himself or to even help his life. Life is useless

michlins:
I won't say I understand what you're going through but no one moves in a circle. The pace at which your life is moving might differ from mine but that doesn't mean you aren't moving forward. Some people are meant to run their life race very quick and end quick too. Don't look at them and use it as a yardstick for yourself

I can't wait to watch them. I Love our Super Eagles

But when one remains in one spot for long. I've been living in a circle and this circle is going backwards

michlins:
At some point, you will feel let down but that's normal. Don't loose focus on what's important which is knowing that whatever you are going through today won't outlive you. ...

You're a special person, you're strong, you're not a disappointment, you're not a failure

Yes
I've made the request to email you
Whatsapp should be preferable though

meetme01:
Do you care talking to a social worker? If yes, DM

Your age range
Level of Education
Marital Status

The info above will be appreciated if answered.

Can we chat on Whatsapp sir?

Heartbender:
I'm a lawyer. Can I hear you, please?