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MugSmasher:
Am always happy when i hear about girls and abortion. Its always a good thing to know that a girl has had an abortion and it only goes to show how gullible and silly she was. These days i try to date vunerable women who end up enjoying sex so much and in between they end up getting pregnant and missing their period. Those 2-3 weeks they have missed their periods is so hilarious when you see them scared and shaking and talking all kind of sh**t to see if the preganancy will go away and you end up coercing them to do the abortion unless their lives will be over as they know it.

They take 1 week or so weighing the pros and cons of it and the fear of humilation drives them to accept it and plead with me not to tell anybody, not knowing i am laughing inside and spilled the beans to some of my boys that that LovePeddler is about to "drop one very soon"

Getting an abortion doctor is so damn simple cos some of them were university buddies and will take chump change to do a d/c on them and i always make sure the doctor performs the painful one when he inserts a plier looking object deep into their va-gina and draws out the foetus. You can always hear the whincing and screaming and oozing of blood by the chic when am sitting outside close to the room that she is been perforated untop . . and at that moment i am laughing myself hoarse thinking how this same LovePeddler in the abortion room was doing shakara for me when i was toasting her and all her forming and silly words. Now she is crying blood as they are about to remove possible her last chance to be a mother and most of the time, i would be fairly comfortable if the doctor tells me privately that her womb has been permanently damaged and when i hear stuffs like that, i know mission accomplished and after a week or so of trying to feel sympathetic with her for losing the child, i pick up a violent quarrel and break up with her to complete the cycle.

I can't count how many times i have gone through this process with women but i really do enjoy what i do and even though the chic ends up swearing for me as if i give a rats backside, i try and leak the story to my boys who end up spreading the word to other prospective boys to avoid her and thats when that shakara looking biatch ends up going to churc to become a full born again because her social life has been partally ruined while mine is just beginning!

Gosh i am glad i wasnt born a woman

Empty vessels speak the loudest!

FL Gators:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH @ the worst video ever!!!

How is it the worst video?? or is it because it's Jim Iyke? Nigerians and criticisms

Patience for life!

I think it is the unsweetened, This is the exact one I use

omg,  wowwwww,  Lovely!!!

I use coconut milk for mine and it tastes great, tastes just as coconut rice is meant to be.

This mama-gee, tough question

Both of them, ok maybe yam,

Snickers!

Story.

kech:
You sense of reasoning is very warped. How did you come to the conclusion that girls that marry at 30 and above were wayward when they were younger? You are one of those that make girls jump into any man arms just so that they can be married before 30. Okay, leave the "bad" girls now, let them keep searching. At least you're lucky you are not marrying them abi? Why does it even concern anyone? Some men can be so immature.

Ladies please shine your eye ooo, It's not "How soon?" it's "How well?" If getting the right person means going to church and fasting DO IT!!! It's worth it in the end. There's nothing worse than being stuck with a loser

I do understand where he's coming from and I don't think he generalised it the way you are thinking.

Raymond247:
Its Something that has been common but its funny, u would see some ladies living i dont care life in their early age(18-28) they just want to catch the fun, when they get closer to 29-30 they will start being cautious and try to settle down for a man to ask for thier hand in marriage, after they must have lived a rough life, doing all sorts of rubish with thier virginity they will end up going to church. why is it common to our 9ja babes?

I would have to agree with you

For the good works you've done for us here and outside, May you be be rewarded a hundredfold and more. May your birthday be filled with excitement, joy, and laughter and more years to come!   More grease to your elbow!


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I don't think there's any cure. I know I used to stammer when I was much younger, out of the blues I don't stammer anymore. I don't even know how it happened or was happening.

Yes it is very possible to study but as for working, it could be difficult but not totally impossible depending on what you want to do. For studying, get a student visa and if you've graduated high school/secondary school or as a transfer student from your university, your transcripts.
You would/might be required to take the toefl and SAT exams. Or as Ebonyeyes said, do your research first from the school you want to apply to.

Can't really tell the difference as long as they both taste good!

2black:
Why is it dat Ladies prefer the defensive option of addressing important issues instead of facing reality and looking at how to solve the problem?

What are the important issues?? Big stomach? And who says most Nigerian girls have big stomachs?

Oh yes yes yes!!! Can't survive without them.

Is he single?

Lol @ Pweety4me and co

faakay:
yeah you got ma drift,

Mr. Bigg's all the way oo!!

What ? McDonaLds ke seriously, i don't dig it

That's right!

What led to the breakup?

coolier:
Couples break up and do come back. But then you have your reasons, whatever it is for making up your mind never to go back. But why be mean? Are you still angry at the fact you broke up? There's absolutely nothing wrong with being friends. And if you want more than that then it's your cup of tea!

I'm not saying I want to be mean, but this guy has done a lot and when I made my own mistake, said some words to him which He would admit, he was the cause, I had to beg and tried hard to mend things, then when I've decided to move on, he shows up, expecting what? But I guess at the end being mean isn't worth it.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Word[/color]

[color=#9900ff]I'm usually cold lol. It would depend on whether i decided to save the friendship or not. Even then i'd still be cold [/color]

What is your reason for being cold?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Same = cold [/color]

why now? lol

whitesturd:
we still remain friends and i wish him well. dts y its gud 2 first of all be friends wt sumone b4 u date de person.dt way even if u guys break up,u still remain friends.

It doesn't work in all cases.

jay bee:
hot apple pie and ice cream

Yeah but c'mon compare to mr biggs, they have all sorts, doughnuts, rice(fried and jollof), chicken, so much more, u know

jay bee:
if you can cope with you guys being friends with no sexual benefits then yeah.
but if emotions can't be kept in check plus another fact that one party has supposedly closed that emotional chapter then it's advisable to just let it be kept closed.

I mean I haven't seen him in a long time, though I have made up my mind not to get back again. So you think it's best to just be cordial towards him or mean?

I think I prefer Mr Biggs, @ least they have some varieties compared to Mc Donalds, what else but fries and burgers.

Love roasted corn with pears

What I do, is get some corn they sell here and roast in my oven though it doesn't come out and taste exactly like the ones in Nigeria.

@am hurting

I have already told you the same thing happened to me and that was what led me to nairaland. I did the same thing though his actions were so bad, it got me frustrated. I left him and moved on and now he is back. The tables have turned.

You have apologised and acknowledged your mistake which was what I did, then let go. Live your life. If he truly loves and cares for you, he would be back. It would hurt, but you just have to try.

If it were you, how would treat an ex that yea was good and bad to you, not necessarily the best, you made your own mistakes but was very cold to you which eventually led to breaking up with you after trying so hard to mend things. You finally decide to move on and the ex is back from no where, calling you and all, checking up on you. What led to the break up was me saying some words I didn't mean to him when I was mad and due to his own actions. Now the tables have turned.

Would you be mean towards the ex, cordial and friendly or which do you think is the best way to behave to the ex knowing you have already made up your mind not to get back again?

It depends on what kind you want, there are two ways I make my own vegetable soup. One with water leaves and the other without.

chika98:
I know! Good for you. All that running around on the forum like a headless chicken has paid off abi? Keep moving forward jor

Yes girl it paid off big time! My time to shine

agabaI23:
I hope the poster is not just looking for a back up to turn her back on this man. She knows what she has done. I am sure you have said this before and she warned you. How long have you been with him that you are just discovering he has no human sympathy. How many guys are hitting on you here?


On the other hand you may have never said such thing to him if you were still in naija.

Maybe you called him Bushman when he suggested that you go for vacation in Saudi Arabia and you probably suggested Miami beach.


The ego of man is his prized possession, dare not toil with if you will be in his good book.

People make mistakes and things could be said in the heat of the moment.