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RomanceRe: Whats With The People That Has " Awon Werey 100%"... On Their Siggy... by Djicemob: 9:20am On Sep 28, 2015
Yabaleftians thread undecided
RomanceRe: Birthday Gift by Djicemob: 8:58am On Sep 28, 2015
Take him out to a beer parlour grin

He'd love that grin

Jokes Apart:Make him a nice native outfit with a little "Happy birthday" inscriptions on the breast pocket region.

Sample pic below

Cc:Realfroshbabe

RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Urinates Alot During Sex; Is It Normal? by Djicemob: 4:21pm On Sep 27, 2015
Tomjazzy2:
Na only you get better sense bro grin

If the OP didn't actually know that it is a normal occurence for some girls, trust me, he wouldn't have admitted that the girl in question is his gf.

It is always "my guy's gf" when it is some thing negative, but "my gf" when it's the opposite; simple NL logic tongue
On point bro

I thought i was the only one noticing these their NL key grin

A nigga would just come to NL and say my friend's gf pussyy stinks what should i do? grin

Like say na him and him friend dey kpansh the girl undecided
CelebritiesRe: Unveiling The Lies Behind Airforce1 by Djicemob: 12:30pm On Sep 27, 2015
Anyone that believed that lie by the airforce guy can believe GEJ is still the president of nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Kiss Daniel Is More Broke Than A Taxi Driver In Lagos by Djicemob: 12:16pm On Sep 27, 2015
Lies

Then the endorsement and the shows nko?
CelebritiesRe: Sound Sultan Makes Chidinma Look Like A Dwarf In This Pic by Djicemob: 12:14pm On Sep 27, 2015
He is on a hover board
Science/TechnologyRe: What It Is Like Working At Google Headquarter As A Software Engineer by Djicemob: 12:06pm On Sep 27, 2015
Very interesting moniker you have there angry grin
CelebritiesRe: [photos] Korede Bello Has Over 2000 Pair Of Shoes by Djicemob: 9:26am On Sep 27, 2015
And i've not seen him with any breathtaking shoe undecided
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Urinates Alot During Sex; Is It Normal? by Djicemob: 9:22am On Sep 27, 2015
Forming ignorance to advertise yourself with style grin

Op fit be virgin sef grin
CelebritiesRe: See How Much I Got Paid N My First Show Call Up [photos] by Djicemob:
See how much a nairalander is paid for a show? I came to see how much not a silly pic of cash your elder brother gave to you to help him pay in the bank.

Who pays artiste in cash?
BTW you dont even have any hit track to your name trending even on nairaland(Your stronghold) not to talk of outside nairaland,so am in doubt of who would pay a non-existent artiste even a dime.

LastBullet:
Showing wads of cash is a foolish way to get noticed and it goes against all commandments of being an upcoming artiste wanting to blow.Maybe you should read through Alibaba's write up.

PS: am a hater grin
PoliticsRe: Explained: How Buhari Miraculously Improved The Power Overnight - Brimah by Djicemob: 7:39am On Sep 25, 2015
Is it 16 years ago that nigerians started facing hardship of power and the rest? Everytime 16yrs this and that...How sentimental and stvpid can some people be?
RomanceRe: That Awkward Moment, When You See Your Dad Bleeping Your Mum by Djicemob: 8:20am On Sep 21, 2015
Discussing parents having sexx is sickening to say the least undecided embarassed
RomanceRe: Was I Dumb Not To 'ravish' Her? by Djicemob: 8:09am On Sep 21, 2015
undecided

Can i kiss you? Reallyhuh
RomanceRe: This Is The Reason Why I Am Scared To Fall In Love by Djicemob: 8:05am On Sep 21, 2015
undecided
BusinessRe: This Is One Of The Most Ruthless Disclaimers I've Ever Seen by Djicemob: 7:56am On Sep 21, 2015
Even if you die as a result of negligence on the part of the hotel and its handlers you are on your own? shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Please Advise: Did I Over React by Djicemob: 9:09pm On Sep 20, 2015
I dont understand what you mean by "you come from an average family" in this context,with the several trips abroad,having a dad to buy you a car and dashing hundreds of thousands to the "needy and the motherless" in what seem like a serious philanthropic work.Pls where is your NGO situated?

Having said that,i think you have made a big mistake,the signs where there but you ignored them thinking you are investing in a fertile land.

My advice to you

buygala:
Don't settle for nonsense. .. You will still find worthy love if you move on, make yourself reasonably approachable, and stay away from leeches like him smiley
Music/RadioRe: Top Five Hiphop Lyricist In Nigeria Right Now-Opinion by Djicemob(op): 7:04pm On Sep 20, 2015
nairamaniac:
OP. U are very much on point. Yung6ix really focuses more on wordplay&punchline rather than Lyrics.
BUT erigga has lyrics o. yes he may be very street like Tu-pac, but that's because of his delivery. The method of a rappers delivery at times gives a wrong judgement of the Rappers capability.

Take for instance, Eminem. he delivered with so much humour, but it took years before we could realise he had capability to deliver some deep lyrics. It took songs like Renegade & Sing for the moment,
be4 we realised he is up there with BIG&NAS Wen it comes to LYRICS.

DO u know that even in EMINEM's first album, THE SLIM SHADY LP, as comedic as it was, some songs had deep lyrics?

Go back to that album and listen to ROCK BOTTOM and BAD MEETS EVIL, you WD be convinced.

Believe me, I know lyrics wen I see it.
Im More inclined to BIGGY than 2pac just as you.

But ,How can you say ERIGGA lacks intelligence?
Telling stories with Rhymes and lyrics shows how intelligent a rapper is. That's what Made Nas the most intelligent rapper, even if he wasn't the best ever.
Trust me,no one has told stories better Dan erigga in the history of nigerian hip hop. Go and listen to his own WILD WILD WEST, or MR. WICKED MAN ft. Oritshe Femi.

ERIGGA has got it!
The boy is good.


As for M.I, you are right. he has slowed down. but I believe its deliberate. Judging him by his last album is at our own peril.
I agree with on most part of your write up,even the erigga part,yes he is one heck of a good story teller.

But the last paragragh about MI.If i dont judge him by his last work,what should i judge him by? His last two or last three albums?
RomanceRe: A 'runs Girl' Is In Love With Me: How Do I Send Her Away? by Djicemob: 6:52pm On Sep 20, 2015
ChiSun27:
Love keh? Naaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

Nothing attracts me to her again. I have used the worst acidic of words on her, frustrated her...but she just don't want to give up.
Bad Advice Comin thru: Why do you want to get rid of her when you can get a house full of condoms? grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Richommie Belongs To MEE!!! by Djicemob: 6:48pm On Sep 20, 2015
I usually visit this section once in a while to get comic relief.Are the monikers on this board real people? grin grin grin
RomanceRe: A 'runs Girl' Is In Love With Me: How Do I Send Her Away? by Djicemob: 6:31pm On Sep 20, 2015
ChiSun27:
Yes Boss...just that all my gentlemanly and diplomatic ways of handling the issue have not been yielding any positive result.
Lets face it bro,tell yourself the truth.Deep down you still love this girl and still love to fcck her over again anytime you are puccy starved.I've been there before,you just mad/shy cos your friends diss you about her. grin

How do i know all this? No-one,i repeat no-one ask for advice on how to get rid of a runs girl.They are runs girl FCOL grin

LastBullet:You cant complain of the stinking dustbin in your house and still not take out the trash.
RomanceRe: She Says She Has A Boyfriend But She Calls Me To No End by Djicemob: 6:12pm On Sep 20, 2015
She is your ' friend' and "she miss you"
What is confusing there? undecided
Music/RadioRe: Top Five Most Unique And Highly Talented Nigerian Musicians-Opinion by Djicemob(op): 3:47pm On Sep 20, 2015
softvio:
lol...funny bro... MI was/is the reason why i switch to nigerian music...mostly bcuz of his cadience..his sounds then was somtin special to my ears but now Jesse n BrymO's sounds are unique
MI? Like seriously? In this age? I said UNIQUE remember? For now MI sounds like every other rapper out there.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is God Going To Destroy HIS ENEMIES In Hellfire?(photo) by Djicemob: 8:05am On Sep 20, 2015
Simple! damn religion but dont do evil for your sake and everyone around you.
Music/RadioRe: Top Five Hiphop Lyricist In Nigeria Right Now-Opinion by Djicemob(op): 7:20am On Sep 20, 2015
nairamaniac:
op.
you did a nice analysis of each of these mentioned artist.
but it seems you don't have respect for some far better rappers.
I decided to go out of my way to listen to songs done by most of these rappers you mentioned.
I did this due to your post.

Besides vector and Jesse jags, I can tell you that Erigga&yungsix are far better lyricist than every other rapper u mentioned here.
I don't blame u 4 underrating these two dudes.
Erigga speaks too much pigin and yung6 is too young to be appreciated.
but look pass the pigin of erigga and young-age of yung6, They both hv far doper lyrics than every1 on these list besides vector&Jesse.

I'm not a commercially rap inclined. iv been into rakim, big daddy kane, NWA, wu tang, & KOOL MOE DEE, CHUB ROCK from 80's and 90's.

I was a strong Mc REN fan from NWA for several years.

so don't think I'm commercialised.

I had album plates of EFIL4AGGIN(NIGGAZ4LIFE) and Straight outta compton from NWA.

This was wen other dudes were doing MC HAMMER and LL COOL J.

Telling u d above, so some kids on this forum wdnt think I'm commercial.

THE correction I want to make to you all, is that NOT BECOS A RAPPER BECOMES POPULAR, U WD REFER TO HIM AS BECOMING COMMERCIAL.

A rapper becomes commercial when he has to depend on his beats, videos and choruses to impress his audience, rather than his LYRICS,RYHMES&DELIVERY.

B.I.G became very popular and even made songs the world could dance to, but he never was referred to as a COMMERCIAL RAP ARTIST.

He still still appears in the list of anybody's "Top 3 Best Lyricist of all times".

The above should apply to M.I.
Yes, he became popular. but you can't take his lyrical-prowess away from him.
his first 2 albums can't be matched by vector or Jesse jags for next 5years.
I beg you in the name of God, no see that Short black boy finish.

if vector likes, let him freestyle for straight 5years, his contents can never be as dope as that of M.I.

All these chyn/Mojeed, Ghost, Falz you listed here, WD be doing Hooks For M.I on a good day or Overdose(OD) and Terry D rapman.
Nice input you have here however i'll have to pass on yung6ix and erigga or even MI.Dont get it twisted i like yung6ix And erigga to the def,i have over 27 erigga songs on my phone and yung6ix' over 10 here and there singles plus his 6ix oClock album or my device too,i love them like that,plus am from warri too so its only right that i support their music as my own.However i cant place them on my top five LYRICIST,maybe top 10 But not five.

Yung6ix is more of a wordplay and punchline guy,to him rap is all about that but he forgets the real essence of the art.There are more to rap than just smart wordplays.His basically a good rapper not a lyricist.

Erigga is better than 6ix but still lack some certain intelligence to be rated above the five i mentioned.He lets "streetness" get in the way of his lyricism too many atimes,same reason i rate BIG above pac anyday,anytime.Erigga would probably be number 6 on my list tho.

MI has lost his juice mehn,his tired,lets face it.My list focuses on "right now" and MI cannot step to these catz right now mehn,boyz are men now and they aint smiling.

Thanks
Music/RadioRe: HENNESSEY CYPHER 2015 Ratings by Djicemob:
@bankydd

Pryse was kinda wack to me but tried a little

Bliss was wack as usual

Gunzz my man,was too fast for the beat but brought it anyways

Base one was dope

Ghost was on point as usual

Chynadu was wack AF

Vec was crazy with it mehn, dope!

Magnito was just there

Tec tried

Jagz, king!!!

Dynasty,Aquadragon,xdogginit and co was wack,matta fact,where did they get these niggaz from? undecided
Music/RadioRe: Top Five Most Unique And Highly Talented Nigerian Musicians-Opinion by Djicemob(op): 10:24pm On Sep 19, 2015
MrKontrovErsy:
if phyno is not there den d list is whack!
#eze nnunu... dem no go understand ur lyrics
but bleep dem!!!.. we aint giv no sh!t
undecided
PhonesRe: Hilarious But Perfect Response To A Scammer(pic) by Djicemob: 9:33pm On Sep 19, 2015
TheMainMan:
... Abi jare.. I actually dnt get wah she was sayin.. Just had to play along..
That your use of that smiley at that time make me laugh scatter grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Accuses Buhari Of ‘official Terrorism'. Premium Times. by Djicemob: 9:31pm On Sep 19, 2015
blackpriest0911:
Foolish SaTANoids....wailing continues, who has bewitched u tonye Barcanistahuh go hug transformer
You masturbate with barcanista name sotey thread wey no concern am you still dey mention him name. undecided
PhonesRe: Hilarious But Perfect Response To A Scammer(pic) by Djicemob: 9:22pm On Sep 19, 2015
TheMainMan:
.. undecided..
grin This your reply smiley got me laughing grin

Abi o...i was confused like you too about that comment
Music/RadioTop Five Most Unique And Highly Talented Nigerian Musicians-Opinion by Djicemob(op):
Once again this is not a list of top selling,richest,most popular artiste or even rappers,this just draws attentions to nigerian artiste that are extremely unique,they share their style and music with no one,they bring to the table a different thing entirely from what we hear everyday.As a music analyts,i have no words to express how proud i am of these artistes,they restore some form of sanity to the industry with their different sound.If Nigeria can have more of these type of artistes,what's there to hate about our music industry?

5.BlackMagic
Black is an artiste that you listen to and get some form of nostalgia,he takes me back with some of his works.When i listened to his songs 'Rainbow' 'confirm' 'Repete',the songs took me back to the past but i couldnt really figure out where,it was crazy like that.He takes his time,no rush,no noise just smooth calm delivery with a unique voice to crown it all.He infuses rap,soul and R n B perfectly well,he is good bro!

4.Boj
There is a mystery about this guy right here i've been trying to solve.His voice and singing pattern sounds like none and is also next to none.He broke a record for being the only artiste to get nominated in a category at an award twice...with a single track! That was at the headies and it was for the 'alternative artiste of the year' (if my memories serves me right).When Bolaji is on the microphone you have to listen ya'll.With an unrivalled skill in making nice hooks with a voice and dress sense of his own,he'll keep making PAPER(one of my favourite track of his).

3.Timi Dakolo
Timi didnt and hopelfully cannot change for no one or anything,thats what i love about him.He didnt compromise his game,he keeps keeping true to himself and style.We have seen artiste like chidinma,iyanya and praiz change their style but not Timi.He has a unique voice,talent and a gentleman style which we all love.His works are for the mature minded and highly tasteful people.He is a breath of fresh air to the industry.

2.Brymo
Brymo is a poet,philosopher and a very talented artiste,you literally need a vast knowledge in music and need to be highly learned to relate or understand his brand of music.Good thing he left chocolate city,maybe we would not have gotten the chance to meet the real Brymo.I got his last two albums(Son of a carpenter and Tabularasa) and till now am still in shock on how only one individual can possess such unique gift in music.He is got the true melody,powerful lyrics,powerful voice,powerful message,powerful....ok let me stop here! Brymo is a great artiste,based on any international standard.His music should be studied in universities.Lol!

1.Asa
If the artistes listed above are kings in nigerian music,Asa is the African goddess of music.You'll definitely run outta words trying to describe Asa's brand of music.She is mellow,calm,smooth and soothing with the music she does,And then it seems effortless to her,thats the shocker,how else can you define true talent?. With lyricism and voice that is out of this world,one cant help but conclude that Asa is the best around now,no rivals.She gets international recognition for doing what she love,the african way which can be observed in her various songs which she uses the yoruba dialect and which is quite remarkable.With an artiste like Asa you can be proud to be a nigerian.

God bless these great artistes And Nigerian TRUE music industry.
Thanks for reading.
Cc:lalasticlala ishilove
PoliticsRe: PDP Accuses Buhari Of ‘official Terrorism'. Premium Times. by Djicemob: 6:39pm On Sep 19, 2015
Kastonkastroll:
Your oldman is a multinational terrorist you bloody sick illiterate. How dare you call your president a terrorist? Sometimes I just wish the constitution should be suspended and the degree reintroduced so that imbecilic fools like you will be gun-down without anybody questioning the gov't....




Bloody rhesus monkey
You had to cum your pants for a 4 word sentence undecided

Now,who's the wailer? grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Accuses Buhari Of ‘official Terrorism'. Premium Times. by Djicemob: 6:31pm On Sep 19, 2015
Buhari is a selective terrorist

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