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Yabaleftians thread ![]() |
Take him out to a beer parlour ![]() He'd love that ![]() Jokes Apart:Make him a nice native outfit with a little "Happy birthday" inscriptions on the breast pocket region. Sample pic below Cc:Realfroshbabe
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Tomjazzy2:On point bro I thought i was the only one noticing these their NL key ![]() A nigga would just come to NL and say my friend's gf pussyy stinks what should i do? ![]() Like say na him and him friend dey kpansh the girl ![]() |
Anyone that believed that lie by the airforce guy can believe GEJ is still the president of nigeria. |
Lies Then the endorsement and the shows nko? |
He is on a hover board |
Very interesting moniker you have there ![]() |
And i've not seen him with any breathtaking shoe ![]() |
Forming ignorance to advertise yourself with style ![]() Op fit be virgin sef ![]() |
See how much a nairalander is paid for a show? I came to see how much not a silly pic of cash your elder brother gave to you to help him pay in the bank. Who pays artiste in cash? BTW you dont even have any hit track to your name trending even on nairaland(Your stronghold) not to talk of outside nairaland,so am in doubt of who would pay a non-existent artiste even a dime. LastBullet: Showing wads of cash is a foolish way to get noticed and it goes against all commandments of being an upcoming artiste wanting to blow.Maybe you should read through Alibaba's write up. PS: am a hater ![]() |
Is it 16 years ago that nigerians started facing hardship of power and the rest? Everytime 16yrs this and that...How sentimental and stvpid can some people be? |
Discussing parents having sexx is sickening to say the least ![]() |
![]() Can i kiss you? Really ![]() |
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Even if you die as a result of negligence on the part of the hotel and its handlers you are on your own? |
I dont understand what you mean by "you come from an average family" in this context,with the several trips abroad,having a dad to buy you a car and dashing hundreds of thousands to the "needy and the motherless" in what seem like a serious philanthropic work.Pls where is your NGO situated? Having said that,i think you have made a big mistake,the signs where there but you ignored them thinking you are investing in a fertile land. My advice to you buygala: |
nairamaniac:I agree with on most part of your write up,even the erigga part,yes he is one heck of a good story teller. But the last paragragh about MI.If i dont judge him by his last work,what should i judge him by? His last two or last three albums? |
ChiSun27:Bad Advice Comin thru: Why do you want to get rid of her when you can get a house full of condoms? ![]() |
I usually visit this section once in a while to get comic relief.Are the monikers on this board real people? ![]() |
ChiSun27:Lets face it bro,tell yourself the truth.Deep down you still love this girl and still love to fcck her over again anytime you are puccy starved.I've been there before,you just mad/shy cos your friends diss you about her. ![]() How do i know all this? No-one,i repeat no-one ask for advice on how to get rid of a runs girl.They are runs girl FCOL ![]() LastBullet:You cant complain of the stinking dustbin in your house and still not take out the trash. |
She is your ' friend' and "she miss you" What is confusing there? ![]() |
softvio:MI? Like seriously? In this age? I said UNIQUE remember? For now MI sounds like every other rapper out there. |
Simple! damn religion but dont do evil for your sake and everyone around you. |
nairamaniac:Nice input you have here however i'll have to pass on yung6ix and erigga or even MI.Dont get it twisted i like yung6ix And erigga to the def,i have over 27 erigga songs on my phone and yung6ix' over 10 here and there singles plus his 6ix oClock album or my device too,i love them like that,plus am from warri too so its only right that i support their music as my own.However i cant place them on my top five LYRICIST,maybe top 10 But not five. Yung6ix is more of a wordplay and punchline guy,to him rap is all about that but he forgets the real essence of the art.There are more to rap than just smart wordplays.His basically a good rapper not a lyricist. Erigga is better than 6ix but still lack some certain intelligence to be rated above the five i mentioned.He lets "streetness" get in the way of his lyricism too many atimes,same reason i rate BIG above pac anyday,anytime.Erigga would probably be number 6 on my list tho. MI has lost his juice mehn,his tired,lets face it.My list focuses on "right now" and MI cannot step to these catz right now mehn,boyz are men now and they aint smiling. Thanks |
@bankydd Pryse was kinda wack to me but tried a little Bliss was wack as usual Gunzz my man,was too fast for the beat but brought it anyways Base one was dope Ghost was on point as usual Chynadu was wack AF Vec was crazy with it mehn, dope! Magnito was just there Tec tried Jagz, king!!! Dynasty,Aquadragon,xdogginit and co was wack,matta fact,where did they get these niggaz from? ![]() |
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TheMainMan:That your use of that smiley at that time make me laugh scatter ![]() |
blackpriest0911:You masturbate with barcanista name sotey thread wey no concern am you still dey mention him name. ![]() |
TheMainMan: This your reply smiley got me laughing ![]() Abi o...i was confused like you too about that comment |
Once again this is not a list of top selling,richest,most popular artiste or even rappers,this just draws attentions to nigerian artiste that are extremely unique,they share their style and music with no one,they bring to the table a different thing entirely from what we hear everyday.As a music analyts,i have no words to express how proud i am of these artistes,they restore some form of sanity to the industry with their different sound.If Nigeria can have more of these type of artistes,what's there to hate about our music industry? 5.BlackMagic Black is an artiste that you listen to and get some form of nostalgia,he takes me back with some of his works.When i listened to his songs 'Rainbow' 'confirm' 'Repete',the songs took me back to the past but i couldnt really figure out where,it was crazy like that.He takes his time,no rush,no noise just smooth calm delivery with a unique voice to crown it all.He infuses rap,soul and R n B perfectly well,he is good bro! 4.Boj There is a mystery about this guy right here i've been trying to solve.His voice and singing pattern sounds like none and is also next to none.He broke a record for being the only artiste to get nominated in a category at an award twice...with a single track! That was at the headies and it was for the 'alternative artiste of the year' (if my memories serves me right).When Bolaji is on the microphone you have to listen ya'll.With an unrivalled skill in making nice hooks with a voice and dress sense of his own,he'll keep making PAPER(one of my favourite track of his). 3.Timi Dakolo Timi didnt and hopelfully cannot change for no one or anything,thats what i love about him.He didnt compromise his game,he keeps keeping true to himself and style.We have seen artiste like chidinma,iyanya and praiz change their style but not Timi.He has a unique voice,talent and a gentleman style which we all love.His works are for the mature minded and highly tasteful people.He is a breath of fresh air to the industry. 2.Brymo Brymo is a poet,philosopher and a very talented artiste,you literally need a vast knowledge in music and need to be highly learned to relate or understand his brand of music.Good thing he left chocolate city,maybe we would not have gotten the chance to meet the real Brymo.I got his last two albums(Son of a carpenter and Tabularasa) and till now am still in shock on how only one individual can possess such unique gift in music.He is got the true melody,powerful lyrics,powerful voice,powerful message,powerful....ok let me stop here! Brymo is a great artiste,based on any international standard.His music should be studied in universities.Lol! 1.Asa If the artistes listed above are kings in nigerian music,Asa is the African goddess of music.You'll definitely run outta words trying to describe Asa's brand of music.She is mellow,calm,smooth and soothing with the music she does,And then it seems effortless to her,thats the shocker,how else can you define true talent?. With lyricism and voice that is out of this world,one cant help but conclude that Asa is the best around now,no rivals.She gets international recognition for doing what she love,the african way which can be observed in her various songs which she uses the yoruba dialect and which is quite remarkable.With an artiste like Asa you can be proud to be a nigerian. God bless these great artistes And Nigerian TRUE music industry. Thanks for reading. Cc:lalasticlala ishilove |
Kastonkastroll:You had to cum your pants for a 4 word sentence ![]() Now,who's the wailer? ![]() |
Buhari is a selective terrorist |
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