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Atleast 80% of girls i've dated have used one,two or most of the lines you stated up there.

Op how do you explain that?

Non of the name look itsekiri by nature though

Caitlyn jenner is obsessed with barcanista

OZAOEKPE:
You this man.

#I am cait

omenka:
"Perpetual haters" Smh. Never seen such a deluded fellow my entire life. I don't hate you, I hate PDP and I'm indifferent about you. You are too insignificant to be "hated".

Chai! See extreme painment.

*falls down from ogbono soup tree*

How did the president get himself in this situation?

As indifferent i am to politics,i haven't stopped laughing since i saw this headline on channels.

Damn

Is that prize for the blackberry or for the case?

Just curious

Ehi69:
Guys don't be infected with this mentality. Even if you don't have a dime, you can get tons of good looking girls. Just focus on the basics. Look good (OK clothing), smell nice (Cheap perf), make them blush all the time and have an intriguing persona. If u do all these, girls will always fall for you and you will always find temporary satisfaction. Money is needed to maintain a steady and long lasting relationship.... so u can forget about that until you start earning a reasonable amount of money unless you don't mind sharing.......

NB: This only applies to students. upon graduation, you are expected to be making money by any means necessary so you need money to enjoy any form of satisfaction.

So if your done with school, focus on getting a permanent source of income before dreaming of a relationship. Till then, u could manage olosho ( mostly the same result just different means of payment)

Yoy went round and came back to my point again.Thanks for your great insight tho.

Waiting for the counter report.The denial.

tenry:
Your father! Abi oloriburuku ni eleyi ni? You must be daft for sending this brainless post.

Lol

Nairaland:A place where you use the word "my friend" to narate your stupidd experiences and seek for opinion.

Confused lots

We are in a government where,for every report there's a counter report. Smh

Get it together pls.

I never endulged in any feminine chores.

Wait! How do you identify a feminine or male chore?

Btw,lotta guys on here would not like to come clean on this issue for fear of the "gay" tag.I trust naija peeps with bad mouth.

There is something strange about the sentence you used as header.I thought he broke up with after proposing.Semantically the sentence goes both ways.

daxlasaint:
Am all for love but pls take a minute and picture this; a loving relationship between two people who have virtually zero naira between them... how "Happy and lovefilled " would that relationship be say two months down the line with the brokeness being an ever present cloud over it?

You got that right

GJames:
My comment says nothing about spending on a girl.

People get it twisted most atimes.Dont mind him.

rapmike:
Won't agree totally with this, there are times when money presence or absence complicates things.

For example if a lady abandons a guy because of money(or lack of it) and then 5 years from now the guy becomes rich nko? Makes no sense.

But then if you are broke (as a guy or lady), relationship is not for you, at least take care of yourself and gather small.

At the end of the day,we are saying the same thing.

GJames:
I agree with the OP. This is the reason I have never made any attempt to woo a girl.
Money first, girl later.

Thank you...this is exactly the reason for the thread

Na this kind things girls like

Dont also forget that a guy with lots of money to throw around might also be a potential player or bad person o.

Forget the talk,a relationship without a little money is a relationship on auto-pilot.Better put,it is like a car without brakes on a high way,sooner or later its gonna run into something and maybe crash!

Not taking away the fact that a relationship without some kind of financial backing can/might/will actually work,it is a meagre 3 in 10 cases.Guys,ladies if you are in a relationship and money doesnt play any role in your relationship...marry eachother! Lol.i mean,It dont get no realer than that.Shout out to ya'll.

MY REASONS

1.A relationship without money becomes boring
In no time it becomes the same old routine,same old visit me i visit you,i love u i love you too,no spontaenity,no craziness,no 'it' factor,no getaways,no 'spoiling' of eachother and for the guys she runs off to a better,badder or a more 'romantic' dude (see number 3)

2.It would lack some certain spice
Spice is the spice of a good relationship.Now brethren you'd agree with me that,with a little money you can spice up a relationship to a large extent.

3.You can be romantic with money
Guys,Imagine buying surprise tickets to a place your partner loves and always dream about,imagine the look on her face when you make those dreams come true.Priceless right?

4.You are classy and highly tasteful with money
Take this analogy for instance,Imagine a situation where your partner have always dreamt of owning a honda crosstour car.Now Imagine coming home one day with something better...say a benz S650,imagine the excitement,love and instant wetness your female partner would sudden feel. Crazy huh? Plus you are seen doing more classier things than the usual.

5.You can take care of your partner with it
Your girl wants to buy new clothes you dont come to NL to create a thread on how your GF is a gold-digger,you treat your girl! When its raining and she's stranded somewhere you drive down there to pick her up.

6.Her friends and family love you
While this cannot apply in all cases,in some other cases(lol) if you spoil your girl real good and extend the goodies to her friends and family,they are bound to love you and you are the topic on their lips.However you have to be a gentleman and a good guy to increase your chances.

7.You are regarded highly
Your girl is proud of you everywhere anytime and people see you as a 'somebody' too (Gbagaun? I know)

8.You are in the driver's seat
You both have some certain kind of control of your relationship.No poverty to drive you some place else atimes.

9.You are confident
No exteem issues,you look people in the eyes when rolling with your partner,you are proud of yourselves...if nothing,you look beautiful and handsome with a little finance when flossing in the streets.

10.At the end of day,you can enjoy love.

Moral Lessons
Notwithstanding there are also many disadavantages when money plays huge parts in a relationship,as a matter of fact,i think there's no way you can fully ascertain the genuineness of a relationship with money or lots of it involved but... damn it! you are better off with it...some of it atleast,it comes in handy sometimes.

Lets all be inspired to work hard.Guys,have your girl ever been 'stolen' from you cos of this darn thing called money? Now you get the picture! I've had a couple of experiences too but I think Its necessarily not a bad thing but a motivation to redefine yourself and work harder.

Cc:lalasticlala

Whatever reason you said number 1 would shock us

Confusion break bone

onuwaje:
Omiwere Dede mokiaghan

Aghan buse o

Irami mokiaghan aghan memi aghan ni oritse o

Representing my parents

My mom is from arhavwarien in ughelli south
My dad is from Omadino in warri south

Itsekiri kadaa
Urhobo ovuovo!!

Bokuo! Omere.

Itsekiris are dangerous cooks,let an itsekiri woman cook for you and you are literally in soup...You might end up marrying her.

Sex is another great weapon of the itsekiri women

Beauty is another thing again.

Urhobo na dem be waist,their backside can make you run into a pole...Am not sure about their face tho,they have a sizable number of ugly girls with heavy OKOMBO!!!

Urhobo peeps are hardworking and rugged.

An urhobo girl can truthfully love you with all her heart,might and resources but most itsekiri would end up loving you cos of the green(Them no like suffer at all)

Afam4eva:
Unfortunate indeed. I was watching one of my favorite programs on Nigerian TV today and the ladies who anchor the show were just obviously bias. They support anything APC and call for the head of any PDP member that speaks.

The Gbenga guy from focus nigeria is worse.

AwesomelyMade:
6. AwesomelyMade:
AwesomelyMade is considered one of the most humble celebrities on the face of the earth even though he is stupendously rich. His house boy koali Gotedan is considered Africa's richest, not leaving out his gate man mife Dolaote who ensures that his cook luka orji does not leave the gate without his permission because he can be naughty atimes

AwesomelyMade goes to the toilet first thing in the morning after drinking water and he uses tissue to wipe his bumbum. Wow...what a humble celebrity

Am assuming this is suppose to be funny

OP am just curious,what if she comes to your house today with the sexiest gown ever and ask you to give it to her HARD,whadayado?

Eedris trying out new schemes to save is already dead career.Who doesnt know obj is bad man?

eraly:
I cnt even remember

You dont know the moniker of someone you sent #900 to? Wow you deserve award.

IamRespected:
Did you guys not notice anything? Type all letters in bold letters and see

How exactly,please explain.