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Easier said man,guess na money dem dey take make money(lol)...i feel it's just a way of narrowing the number of applicants.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

Yea,
The 6k is for registeration o,that's like paying for your form and all.

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in
the hospital, near death. The family called their
pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood
next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to
deteriorate and he motioned frantically for
something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed
him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used
his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then
he died. The pastor thought it best not to look
at the note at that time, so he placed it in
his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message,
he realized that he was wearing the same jacket
that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said,
"You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before
he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing
Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration
there for us all."

He opened the note, and read, "Asshole, you're
standing on my oxygen tube!"

Let's have fun with this thread,write/post/compose a line of something witty/funny/catchy or daring.
Here's mine(others will follow lol )


Don't steal. The government hates competition.

"thundrous applause"

Oh sorry guys, I forgot to tell you all it's a Silverbird stuff. Sorry dude, I actually work for them so I thought I should tell the girls about it on Nairaland.

My bad, guess i left out that.

The girls interested would have to listen to the radio to find out about more information or watch silverbird TV for more info. Sorry for the MISinformation. It ain't no scam.

And i think there's a new car involved and unlimited travelling round the world

Okay ladies...this is a once in a life time opportunity.......
If you are between the ages of 18 and 25, with a height of 5 7" or over and with just 6k Your dreams could come true.Salary is 1 million a year with so much benefits o.......

That one na J.A.M.B question o

Your just wrong....... u ain't right doll.

fancidiva:
another answer to your queston could be that the real father slept with the other one's wife or something or his wife cheated on him with the other fella........that's how he happen to be the father

Hell no,
No way ur tooooooooooooooooooo wrong.lol

No i'm not.Check her profile.lol

dm:
Preach it Please

i said u should preach the message.
get it?

spikedcylinder:
@ dejiolowe,i think someone who insults or yabs other people has serious inferiority complex issues and tries to make himself feel better by insulting other people he thinks is superior to him!

Sorry Edited it

I invited juahjuah

sbucareer got it correct

Preach it Please

spikedcylinder:
@ dejiolowe,i think someone who insults or yabs other people has serious inferiority complex issues and tries to make himself feel better by insulting other people he thinks is superior to him!

nike4luv:
ahaha..my dear friend!, welcome to the biting nails club, u'l get ova it, trust me ..u had withlow before?

hello ma...na ur habit u wan change be this?

casper:
that was what i meant ...............i am sorry

Duh

Guys are SUCKERS.They'll do anything for a ...............

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm
a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman
continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man
nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
for the police..."

..last chance lol

Nice try....Close enough...duh

...I invited babusbabus

There were an electrician and a plumber waiting
in line for admission to the "International Home
Show". One of them was the father of the other's
son. How could this be possible?

dagaro:
I wonder what the mother will say.

i believe she'd have swallowed her tongue....so no words ooooooo

Terry1:
..... thats a good one there dm
i like it.

thank ya.

Me i've not been sending God too much,(been givin Him attention below 70%)...it's so bad.I wan shoot am up big tyme this year

nike4luv:
i'l like to change my anger regime {don't wana get angry easily} but don't think it wil work

You could work on it...u'll be tripped at the results.